Ealier, I decided to make some green beans an so, like usual, I put them in a dish and put them in the microwave and set the timer for three minutes and then apparently I just. Walked away.
And now, like...six hours later, I remembered they were in the microwave.
I abandoned my beans 😔
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seriously have been thinking about this all night long. call me autistic but the fact that 90% of workplaces the point is not to get your work done and then be done doing it but to instead perform an elaborate social dance in which you find something to do even when you're done doing everything you need to do in order to show your fellow workers that you, too, are Working . because you are at Work . disgusting why cant we all agree that if there is no work immediately to be done. we just dont do anything
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pm and ada on truce missions in different cities and they keep coming across restaurants that have signs hanged outside saying "banned for life" with teen skk's faces on them
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