#allison says shit

[emberphantom]

idk how else to describe how I’m feeling about the new episode tn other than this sorry

#frank vs russia #iasip #macdennis #allison says shit

[thoushaltnotlive]

*Post-canon, In some random vegas hotelroom at 4am*

Kevin slurring, still drunk AND hungover: Where the fuck were you?

Andrew and Neil, drunk, just stumbled in: We got married.

Kevin: Greeeat. Do you have some advil?

*Years later at an og foxes meet-up*

Dan: So, when are you guys planing on setteling down? Marrige, Kids, anything?

Others: *Discussing ect ect…*

Matt: And you Neilio, will you guys ever take the vowes?

Andrew, deadpan: We've been married for x years.

Aaron: What.

Nicky, very dramatically: My own cousin, how could you.

Allison, slammin at the table: Renee did you know about this?!

Renee: Don't look at me, this is news to me as well. Also Congratulations.

Neil: Thanks Renee :)

Allison: Don't you dare "Thanks" us. Were you going to tell no one?! Did you think you could take it to your grave?? What the fuck.

Neil, rolling his eyes: You never asked. Also we literally told Kevin the day of.

Aaron: What.

Kevin: Oh, I tought I hallucinated that, good to know I guess.

#Idc what Nora say they totally got married for tax-benefits/shits and giggels #no one even assumes that they are together cus they don't act like 'normal' copules #aaron is processing give him some time #aftg #all for the game #neil josten #andrew minyard #kevin day #matt boyd #dan wilds #aaron minyard #allison reynolds #renee walker #the foxhole court #the raven king #the kings men #tfc #aftg incorrect quotes #kinda #andriel

[bisexualbuckleyy]

the umbrella academy fandom really said all of the siblings can fuck up and do horrible things and lash out because of their trauma. except for the black woman cause that’s not allowed

#seeing some really shit takes on allison’s character this season #literally all of them have done horrible shit #ALL OF THEM #and yes i agree what she did to luther was absolutely not okay #but she very clearly realized that and immediately felt horrible about it #but like this woman has been bottling up her negative emotions for two years and losing claire finally tipped her over the edge #i can really understand where she’s coming from #that doesn’t mean that anything she did was okay but she made some good points #but like i literally saw so many people saying they hate her now or that they want the writers to kill her off #like what the fuck??? #everyone else can be a complex and nuanced character but god forbid the black woman is anything but flawless #the umbrella academy #allison hargreeves #tua s3 #tua spoilers

[conanssummerchild]

GIRL WHAT

#why is craig my second... #i took the 14 question one cause im lazy #alex says shit #my boy is my top one tho 🙏 #abed nadir #i also got allison reynolds rlly high #and... jughead 💀 #...again #every time i tske this fucking test hes so high LEAVE MW ALONE

[hmmm-shesucks]

The difference between Andrew's and Aaron’s insults is that Andrew is almost poetic about. He will put together a string of words so cruel and calculated that it ruins you as a person and makes you question everything about yourself. Andrew will fucking destroy you. Aaron, on the other hand, puts no thought into his insults, but they are just as venomous. He goes for the obvious, attacking personality and physical attributes, but he does it in a way that, even fifteen years down the line, you’re still insecure about what that little blond guy said to you at 9 am on Monday morning during biochemistry your sophomore year in college. Andrew will make you hate yourself, but Aaron will make you want to kill yourself. If they were to team up together? Well, you might as well just burn scrambled eggs in Gordon Ramsay's kitchen because you’re about to get fucked.

#aftg #all for the game #andrew minyard #neil josten #aaron minyard #andreil #kevin day #twinyards #dan wilds #matt boyd #nicky hemmick #renee walker #allison reynolds #palmetto state foxes #the foxhole court #aftg series #aftg hc #aftg headcanon #the kings men #the raven king #don’t fuck around a find out #they will make you regret it #say some shit about Katelyn #or neil #or Kevin #or Nicky #or Renee #or any of the upperclassman really #only they can hurt their foxes #my aftg

[dont-open-dead-inside-25]

Hate it when my phone disconnects from my headphones and connects to my speaker. Did you really think I wanted gbbo on the stereo

#finn says shit #in the middle of the sentence it switched #heard Allison's voice on loudspeaker in my room #it's almost two in the morning #great british bake off

[theboywantscoffee]

Sure does seem like every time a woman in media shows negative aspects of their character, the entire fandom cancels them and deems them as irrational/wild/OOC/awful/problematic.  Because, you know. Real life is so morally black and white, and people aren’t ever in a grey area or allowed to be flawed or have moments of misjudgment and weakness. You’re either good or you’re bad - that’s it. 

#more to come on this #yes this is tua related #yes i know people are going to go ape shit on this for 'that scene' #and yes i intend on saying more on this matter #but i am still digesting s3 right now #will come back with thoughts #the umbrella academy #allison hargreeves #s3

[ohhtobeagooner-main]

This is more of an observation than anything else but obviously everyone is talking about how different Allison was this season, and all the stuff she did, whether or not it was justified or not, blah blah blah. I’ve seen a lot of people saying the writers did her dirty, that it came out of no where, but like. One of the things that Umbrella Academy really brings out it human nature. Arguably none of the siblings are “good people.” Yes, she acts differently this season, but with what she has lost and some of her previous behaviour, is it really such a stretch that she snapped?

I don’t agree with any of her actions, but I’m honestly more surprised more of the Umbrellas didn’t break down like she did, now and when they had lost people (Diego and Eudora, Klaus and Dave, Viktor and Sissy, etc. etc.). They are also all unstable to varying degrees, and I could see any of them doing the same, really.

It’s not that she deserved to say those things to Viktor, to murder Harlan, to r*pe Luther, because she didn’t and they were fundamentally wrong, but that it isn’t a surprise that she, or just that any one of the siblings, did. I’m sure that plenty of other people would also go crazy if in her position, especially her siblings, some of whom have anger issues, most of whom have lost someone, and all of whom are majorly fucked up already.

That being said, I do understand why the writers decided to have her in particular have a villain arc. Not only did Allison lose her husband and CHILD, she also lost her life. Before the first apocalypse, all the way back in season one, she was easily the most successful. She had wealth, a career, and seemed generally happy with her standing, giving her debatably the biggest stake in the apocalypse, where most of her siblings had little to really lose (by that I mean, they could start over, not that they had no stake). She lost all of that as well. She did horrible things as a REACTION to this, even though they were morally very wrong.

Though this was different than who she was last season, and I was sad about not being able to like/root for Allison, it’s not entirely unrealistic.

This is a very controversial topic right now so this means no harm to anyone, please let me know if you have thoughts or corrections :)

#tua #NONE OF THE AWFUL THINGS SHE DID ARE JUSTIFIED THATS NOT WHAT IM SAYING #just so people don’t try to twist my words #but it’s not like she or any of the others have ever been perfect people #or like… good ones #this was longer than expected #does this make sense #its a very long way of saying #it’s no surprise that at least one hargreeves lost their remaining marbles #after all the shit they’ve been through #allison hargreeves #umbrella academy #the umbrella academy

[falling-hand-in-unlovable-hand]

remembering that i have totally independent ocs has me doing insane shit like thinking about starting a webtoon

#kiwifae says shit #hiiii cannibal lesbians luv u #i’m drawing allison rn <3 #crazy girl 🥰 #my ocs #it won’t happen but hey!

[cleverclove]

“Allison is not the evil bitch the fandom makes her out to be” and “the showrunners purposely made the one woman of color a side character until her villainess arc and screwed over her trauma in favor of the majority white siblings” are two concepts that can and should coexist

#y’all saying ‘I always hated her’ while hyping up your white faves who ALSO did bad shit 😭😭 the double standards in this stupid show #allison hargreeves #tua #tua crit

[emberphantom]

Seeing all the reviews and other random stuff about s16 has me so happy and grateful for the fucking Sunny Pod of all things. Like RCG really watched earlier seasons and went “hmm I miss this actually we should get back to these vibes again”. And then they actually really did????? Thank You Sunny Pod for your Service.

#allison says shit #iasip #sunny s16 #always sunny

[mirmidones]

im probably the only person on this website to think so but actually watching teen wolf as a teen not for one second did i think there could be anything between stiles and derek and when i found out it was such a popular ship i was so confused and still am like i really really don't understand where you people even got that idea

#like im sorry but. i barely liked derek. and i definitely barely liked the scenes they had together #stiles was my number 1 boy and derek being derek to him displeased him. it was only ever funny when stiles was funny #so like it was a stiles thing not a stiles + derek thing #in fact derek could have died in the first season for all i cared about him #lydia on the other hand <3 only thing that irks me about this movie except the allison thing #anyways i needed to say it it's out now #x #teen wolf #<- not interested in starting shit up but i want it in my tags so dont bother arguing with this i wont answer #displeased me*

[feralnumberfive]

There's a company here that's making an Allison, Klaus, and Five & Delores figures and they look pretty cool! It's the first wave too so it sounds like they'll be making more with other siblings! They're $200 dollars each though 😅

#don't mind the shit image quality I had to screenshot these #I would totally get the Five & Delores one if it wasn't $100 #it also doesn't say how big they are #tua merch #allison hargreeves #klaus hargreeves #number five #five hargreeves #delores the mannequin

[evenstarfalls]

In my mind Allison Reynolds is at least 5'10. Maybe taller.

#i am hesitant to headcanon her as taller than me because i like. being tall #but like. six feet tall even. #i do not give a shit what nora says. please do not tell me #allison reynolds #aftg #all for the game #in my mind renee is like. around average height? #but allison is so huge they are height difference #and when allison wears heels amazing

[in-a-slanted-outhouse]

Aight lads here’s the angst of today!

I’m exhausted please read lol

It’s 2.3k of Five and Allison angst what more could you want in life am I right?

#tua #louie says shit #my fan fiction #five #Allison

[thoughtsofthegirlwiththecurl]

It is extremely interesting to work in children's publishing and see that they're still feeding kids the same fantasy-world version of how the federal government works that I got as a kid in the 90s. An idealistic idea of how it should work, which is not at all how it works or has worked in my lifetime or probably has ever worked in the history of the US federal government, painted as reality.

#we do have some more progressive (and realistic) books - mostly for middle grade and up #but publishing as a whole still seems to be into to the whole 'lying to the 8 and under crowd' about things being Good #i do think it's part of the insidious 'we must present both sides from an unbiased perspective' #and the right is so far off their rocker that reporting on them factually feels to writers like left leaning bias #so we're out here saying shit like 'the Supreme court decides cases fairly' because nobody wants to tell an 8-year-old about corruption #allison's work life