#also if he's living at the hotel

[keets-writing-corner]

personal head canons about lucifer lets GO

idk I feel like compiling personal head canons about him that are canon to me until proven wrong by season 2 LETS GO

All powerful seraphim angel can't be harmed by anything other than those higher ranking than him? This means he can't get poisoned either right? If he can't get poisoned then he also can't get drunk. Like at all. I wanna see an episode where he just outdrinks every person there, surprising everyone cuz he so smol

this also means that meds don't work on him either. Poor dude

He will squeal every time he sees something cute and coo over it, no exceptions (PLEASE I REALLY WANT AN EPISODE WHERE THERES A PHOTO OF BABY CHARLIE AND HE GOES AROUND SHOVING IT IN PEOPLE'S FACES LIKE "LOOK HOW CUTE SHE ISSS")

he and Charlie used to play "trapeze" when she was younger, aka that thing they did together in "More than Anything" cuz clearly she knew what he was going to do, she's been to that pocket dimension before, she's done it a million times

The one that there's technically no official source for but COME ONNNN HE TOTALLY BROUGHT TWO OF CHARLIE'S PLUSHIES TO LIFE AS RAZZLE AND DAZZLE COME ONN HE DID THAT WE KNOW HE DID

He made Lulu World for Charlie. Not just out of love but like, maybe also cuz he felt bad his depression was making him such a bad parent and he wanted to create of monument of his love for her. The fact that everyone else can go there too is just eh

Cuz of my dissociation headcanon for him (the one that the worse his depression got, the harder that it was for him to hear full conversations with his brain bleeping out large chunks of the sentences) Him agreeing to exterminations was entirely an accident

because of his meeting with heaven where he accidentally allowed for exterminations went so horribly because of his mental health, he developed anxiety about meeting with them at all, or just meetings in general. What if he agrees to something else that's terrible?? (He sent Charlie in to meet with Adam right RIGHT, IM NOT READING TOO MUCH INTO THIS I KNOW ITS CUZ HE WAS SCARED OF MEETING WITH HEAVEN AND ACCIDENTALLY MAKING ANOTHER BAD DECISION I KNOW ITS THIS)

part of the reason he was so hesitant to get charlie a meeting with heaven, wasn't just that he was scared for her, but because he was scared of talking to heaven again cuz of that anxiety ^

He knows he's been flubbing his words in addition to missing what people are saying, and he's over compensating hard

As an angel, his default is a Lover. He loved humanity. He loves his wife. He loves his daughter. He will do ANYTHING for the ones he loves, anything. *grabs you by your shirt* ANYTHING like pretty sure it's to an extremely unhealthy degree

I think maybe a huge part of his depression is justly because he's a lover at heart, and he's been living for thousands of years surrounded by the worst of humanity which shattered his ability to love them as he once did. It's not just disappointment and betrayal, it's a loss of a huge part of your identity. So now there's just this great big hole there that's he's desperately trying to fill in with things to love but uhhh his love for charlie and for ducks isn't enough, and he's trying to overcompensate SO HARD

(this one might actually be canon) because he's a lover, this means he's not naturally a violent person. It takes SO MUCH poking and prodding to get him to actually outright attack someone. Niffty literally scaled him like a tree and he just :\ Alastor was pushing all the buttons and Lucifer just toyed around with him for the most part (granted, Mimzy came in right when Alastor was about to get humbled HARD). Lucifer didn't even raise a finger against Adam until he stupidly tried attacking Charlie literally right in front of him

Maybe it's the shitty mental health and thousands of years of suppression, maybe it's cuz hell changed him, but he really enjoyed going ham on Adam. I think it was cathartic as hell for him. He probably had a lot of pent up emotions that he was just wailing out onto Adam

Lilith once tasked Lucifer of keeping an eye on young Charlie while she went out, and he thought it was totally an okay thing to teach an 8 year old how to summon fireworks. Lilith tells him to stick to the trapeze game...

Lucifer and Sera have an intense history and know each other very well. Neither of them like each other

I can't explain it but, Lucifer and Emily have never met, and while this is more of an Emily headcanon, she cannot recognize him on sight. If they ever were to meet, he'd assume she knows who he is, and she doesn't and he'd have to introduce himself and she'd be so HYPE instead of scared and full of questions for him. He'd probably like her

tops men, bottoms with women, granted it seems so far his preference is for women (but I enjoy all the lucifer ships, ngl)

Keekee used to be his pet and he gave her to Charlie when she asked for the "family building" (the hotel)

pretty sure he never wanted to be king, it's just something he got saddled with

shoot I was rereading and I had one more I wanted to put in here but I forgot like .5 seconds after I thought of it. Oh well this list is plenty long anyways

#lucifer morningstar #lucifer #hazbin hotel #head canons #A lot of these show up in my fic now that I think about it #yo I hope we get to see the full extent of his power #all we know is that he wiped the floor with Adam effortlessly #so like then #what WOULD cause him effort? #WHY IS THIS MAN ONLY IN 2.5 EPISODES ITS NOT FAIRRRRR #the .5 is the intro in episode 1 #not counting it as a full episode cuz we only see him in silhouette form and he doesn't speak #PLEASE LET HIM SHOW UP MORE IN SEASON 2 #PLEASE LET SEASON 2 HAVE MORE THAN 8 EPISODESSSS #also if he's living at the hotel #even in episodes he's not featured in #I want to see him doing derranged things in the background so bad

[yfere]

Not Alastor making sure to first point at Husk with a warning expression before turning back to Charlie for his welcome home. This guy REALLY doesn't want Husk to say shit huh.

And Husk is obviously annoyed as hell (or judgmental? resigned? what is this expression exactly) but he joins the group hug anyway. Never change, Husk.

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel spoilers #alastor #husk #I am endlessly fascinated with their dynamic because I do not in fact understand it at all #alastor is an evil little nutcase and I truly cannot help but like him even so #also love how lucifer is just... so unhappy that he lived xD

[cirooka]

shhhh they had a long day...

#living vicariously through my blorbos by making them do things I wanna do (sleep) #also i gave that outfit to angel randomly and then watched addict and realised he has those exact pjs lmaoo #hazbin hotel #hellaverse #husk hazbin hotel #angel dust #vivziepop #huskerdust #husk x angel dust #angel dust x husk #husk #fanart #fan art #art #my art #huskerdust fanart

[neopuppy]

I love this silly little dude

#like he just be out there existing and im like can u call me useless and slap me with spit #now hold on🤔📝 #ok but fr his mog is CRAZYYYY #like thats a FACE #also jeno taco bell live was the best thing everrrrr #ik he was DESTROYING that hotel bathroom😭😭😭😭 #boy ate half the menu….. #taco bell employee: hello— #jeno: CRUNCH WRAP SUPREME #😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 #that live cured me….. #he has such ‘im just a boy’ energy #im like babe can u change my oil bc i dont wanna pay someone #and hes like ?!?! IM JUST A BOY?????? #😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 #MEN USED TO GO TO WAR….. #anyway yeah spit in my face and choke me until im blue in the face and shove ur fat giant co—- #🤔📝📝📝

[mothmanavenue]

i just wanna keep calling your name until you come back home

#voltron #song: i don’t wanna live forever by taylor swift and zayn #lance is Thirty but he is also Angsting which emotion will win #he’s struggling man he’s in a hotel just debating with himself #voltron legendary defender #voltron fanart #vld #vld fanart #klance #lance mcclain #keith kogane #vld lance #klance fanart #fwb au #klance art voltron #klance art #klance voltron fanart #klance voltron #keith kogane voltron fanart #lance mcclain voltron #keith voltron #lance voltron #keith kogane voltron #lance mcclain fanart #keith voltron fanart #lance voltron fanart

[nychthemeron-rants]

Ok, so IDK how canon the ages we have for when the Hazbin crew died is, but it has been giving me massive fucking brainrot.

But not only that, but also the match up of their ages and the eras in which they died.

There was a point in time where Alastor, Angel Dust, and Husk were all alive at the same time.

Assuming "mid-30's" means 35, it means that since Angel died in 1947, he was born in 1912.

Husk dying at 75 in the 70's means he was born in the 1900's or maybe even the late 1890's.

Alastor being in his 40's when he died in 1933 means he was born in the 1890's (roughly)

So from 1912 (ish), to 1933 all 3 were alive at the same time.

At the time of Alastor's death: Alastor was in his 40's, Husk was in his mid 30's to maybe early 40's, and Angel (or rather Anthony as we know his human name) was about 21.

Also all 3 experienced the great depression. Husk and Angel experienced WW2. Theres a chance they both fought in the fucking war!

#angel in particular gives me brain rot because now knowing he was a 30 something in the late 40's #he gives me the vibe of a man who was repressed as fuck in life (and considering he was a 1940's mobster that tracks) #and now revels in the freedom modern sensibilities give him to be as flamboyantly queer and dress as feminine as he wants now in public #i wonder if he went to queer ballrooms in life #a lot had mob connections or were mob run because they were illegal #but also Husk living through the bulk of the 1900's is insane #no wonder dude is as gruff as he is #man has had a LIFE #hazbin hotel #hazbin #angel dust #hazbin hotel husk #huskerdust #husker hazbin hotel #alastor #alastor hazbin hotel

[absolute-flaming-trash]

One thing I love about the amazing story telling in Hazbin Hotel are the little hints dropped along the way is the impact they can make later on.

Like in episode 4 when Husker reveals to Angel that he used to be an Overlord, but gambled his soul away and is now indebted to Alastor.

It makes a previously funny scene in the pilot hit that much harder, when Alastor forcibly pulls him to the hotel.

Husker straight up asks "You think I'm some kind of fucking clown?!"

To which Alastor says "Maybe."

That single passing little interaction that was followed by a laugh track, in my opinion, says so much on how Alastor views him now that we understand more of their past.

Incredible.

#riri rambles #I cannot get over it #it's fucked up but also amazing #and yes I know he never said Alastor's name outright to Angel but let me live with this little analysis #eating this whole script #Hazbin Hotel #Alastor #Husker #hazbin hotel spoilers

[mephoj]

late night chat

#meeple.png #inanimate insanity #inanimate insanity invitational #ii oj #ii mephone4 #ii mephoj #not inherently shippy but it is based on the weird gay little version of iii in my head #anyway i think they should've had some kind of summer romance in iii that changes their view on their lives forever #and leaves them haunted by eachother in a way that neither will want to address but it sticks with them #oj is Stuck in his shitty hotel job and kind of caged himself into that the more he insists its Just the way it is and hes fine with it #while mephone has simply gotten used to running away and hiding as much as he can #neither are good coping mechanisms but the kind of experience and perspective they have could be exactly what they need to hear #oj needs to Fucking Quit while mephone needs to let himself find community and let others know him #so he doesn't feel like he Has to run or he Has to do it alone #oj has connections albeit some messier than others #and hes a bit of a bitch but definitely more liked than mephone #and mephone has the If It Sucks Hit The Bricks mentality and the bluntness to get that through to oj #oj also has the perspective of being a s1 vet which means he has a very different view on mephone than others might #and that could do some good in getting through to mephone how his host behavior can negatively affect the contestants involved #mephone views oj as more equal to him as theyre business partners. hes very friendly to him (even if one sided.) he might just listen #sorry if this rant is redundant btw im not reading back any of this HAHA

[prince-liest]

The way you write Alastor sometimes comes across as very agender to me and idk if you do that on purpose but I love it

I do, actually! He strikes me as the kind of person who is invested in the performance of masculinity and being a gentleman because it's a part of the way he wants the world to see him, and I don't think he would be very tolerant of people trying to emasculate him in any way because that is an insult with heavy connotations, especially during the time he's from. At the same time, though, I feel like if he'd been assigned female at birth, he would see the presentation of his femininity (and anybody questioning it) exactly the same way.

I write him as seeing gender as a role performance that has important traditional social values, but not ones that are inherently related to who he is as a person. Basically, he's a demon and a monster first, and everything else... I'd say "second," but frankly he barely tolerates people seeing the humanity in him at all.

#ask #personal #Anonymous #hazbin hotel #alastor #666 live on air #this is also why he doesn't really 100% get Vox's entire thing in 666 #it's not just that Vox is trans it's that Vox cares enough to have transitioned at all #it's also why he had a lot of interesting feelings in the angel dust dress up episode in 666 #and why he had such a reaction to angel calling him queer and charlie repeatedly saying she thought he was gay in the mimzy fic #glad you're enjoying the vibes! :D #my writing #meta #hazbin hotel meta

[castielsprostate]

supernatural if it had been a sitcom. oh what we could've had

#they live in an appt building ofcourse #dean and sam are brother roomies <3 they got one of those insanely intricate appartments which they pay less than 700 a month for #ofc they first had to sell off their parents old house. maybe it starts with johns death. maybe john is a marine like icarlys dad and dean #moves sam and him into an apartment (2 stories + a basement) after he and cassie break up. all of dean's exes live in the appt by the way #castiel moves in and he and dean meet at the laundromat (also yes monsters demons angels etc. are still a thing but yknow theyre more goofy #than actually dangerous) crowley later moves in with castiel. sam goes to school fulltime but hes still being a dirty little bloodfreak #rowena runs the appt building. charlie lives one floor below them. kevin and linda live a few doors down. ALSO OF COURSE #jimmy lives there too but he went “missing”. castiel gets questioned CONSTANTLY. but it's always waved off #gabriel and anna sometimes visit and/or stay at the hotel across the street. Balthazar lives with castiel for a few eps #they still all die the same amount of times by the way #sjonnie.text

[hauntedhotel]

Finally got around to a re-listen of TMA and with the benefit of hindsight Jon’s initial hostility towards Martin is so ridiculous! In the very first episode he says he doesn’t even count Martin as an assistant as he's "unlikely to contribute anything but delays" but based on what? They barely know each other at this point so is his entire vendetta against Martin - to the point where Jon idly wishes for him to get chopped up by Angela the jigsaw witch - just because of The Dog Incident?

There's no way Martin is so terrible at his job that Jon could have valid criticism of his work that early on, and Martin came down to the Archives from the library, he’s probably the only person down there with the vaguest idea of what archivists are supposed to be doing! He's been working at the institute for 10 years or so and no one other than their mind-reading, eldritch horror boss ever twigged that he wasn't qualified, so there's no way he wasn't at least capable.

And if Jon does already think he's useless, it's probably because he's acting as though he's still in research and Martin is actually doing something adjacent to archiving.

Martin gets the transfer and he's kind of nervous cause a new boss means someone else to potentially be scrutinising his CV but he figures - it's archiving, it's cataloguing and filing and documenting, it's not so different from what he’s been doing in the library for a decade, he can handle this. It's only when he meets Jonathan "wtf is an archivist?" Sims and hears "okay so Tim is sleeping with the lead police officer on this murder case and Sasha has already hacked the guys home and office computers, I need you to harass this witness to make sure they don't want to refute their statement" that he thinks he might be in over his head.

It really only gives you three possible options:

1. He really is determined to never get over The Dog Incident.

2. He actually recognises that Martin seems to know a fair bit about archiving and is so afraid that at least two, possibly three of his assistants might actually be better qualified for the job than him that he’s lashing out.

3. He took one look at Martin and thought, "I've got a jam-packed schedule of stapling priceless documents, bitching about statement-givers on tape and running away from the spiders in my office, I cannot afford to get distracted by that guy's cute face and big sad eyes" and immediately did everything possible to push him away.

#tma #the magnus archives #martin blackwood #jonathan sims #jmart #jonmartin #magpod #hotel talks about tma #its confusing me as to how long they have known each other tbh #cause the live show would suggest that they meet for the first time #immediately after Jon has recorded the angler fish statement #but in the first episode he's already bitching about martin in his opening comments on that statement #dunno 🤷‍♀️ #anyway secret 4th option it's all 3 #and the assistant who knows his job better than he does #AND embarrassed him on his first day #is also super duper cute

[lazysunjade]

J A N U A R Y | 01

"happy birthday, Puppy."

#ts4 render #ts4 edit #oc: yehl #oc: taryn #a direct continuation of my tags from last January 1st #yehl teaching a masterclass on how to feed your dragon husband #sorry he's peak femboi in this his face is so perfect I regret nothing #this is like the most dressed down we've ever seen him #honeypie didn't even got his hair did or his nails on #starting the year of with chaos means I have no standard to hold myself to #also modern au yeryn vibes is them jetting all around the world and living out of luxury hotel rooms #so I have an excuse not to have to build their house in blender #it's on the list but just like who has the time not me #simsnsfw

[doshi-sukiru]

So

After seeing Lucifer posts constantly, I have decided.

I too will make drawings.

and so, I made a bunch of random drawings without any context other than PURE, SHEER BOREDOM! (iykyk)

Also more fancier Lucifer pictures because let's be real he's a king he needs to look hot-

So uh, how we feeling about this?

#lucifer #lucifer morningstar #hazbin hotel lucifer #hazbin lucifer #king #devil man #he's pretty #I love his design and personality #i feel like he deserves to be pretty while's he's out there #stealing hearts #and living with his depression #also apparently he won the twitter war for sluttiest waist #so I see this as fair game to dress him so fine- #fight me #you won't

[lokisflame]

I CAN'T believe there is no amnesia radioapple fic.

H O W

#radioapple #appleradio #lucifer x alastor #alastor x lucifer #duckiedeer #🍎📻 #DO YOU SEE MY VISION??? #both versions are fun but i am currently obsessed with amnesiac!Al turning semi-human with only memories of his time being alive #staying at the hotel and the staff all trying piece by piece helping him remember #and Lucifer and Al falling in live along the way #IN LOVE DAMN AUTO CORRECT #luci is smitten #better if they can't tell him everything bc complications/risks and he has to remember himself~ #bit by bit he remembers and regains his demonic looks #also amnesiac!Al is like: I MARRIED THE KING OF HELL AND HAVE A DAUGHTER???? but doesn't say anything lmao

[sweetlullabyebye]

Just realized that there are not one, there are not two, there are THREE scenes of Moonjo peeking at Jongwoo

#i am once again asking moonjo to find a hobby #why is he like this #also how did jongwoo not notice that damn hole #would've loved a scene of jongwoo just looking back into the hole like 'hello???' #moonjo is like that story about a hotel owner who spied on his own clients #why ‼️‼️ are you like this #jongwoo litteraly just doing the most mundane thing and moonjo is laughing behind the wall #moonjo probably never heard of TVs #if his only source of entertainment is torture and looking at jongwoo sleep #jongwoo living his life and all of a sudden we get a big zoom on moonjo's eye #strangers from hell #seo moonjo #hell is other people #there may be more scenes like that but honestly i don't remember

[theoscout]

After a lot of thought, I believe that the swap aus with Adam and Lute taking the place of Charlie and Vaggie are a lot more interesting than the original Hazbin Hotel. Imagine Adam, the original person, being forced to see all of his descendents being slaughtered again and again and again, and being told there is nothing that he can do. Imagine how he must have sat in hell in complete guilt and self hatred to see his descendants suffer for something that he had a hand in causing. The exterminations were what finally made him stand up and say no to the years of oppression that he's endured, to raise a middle finger to the rulers that doomed him, and ensure a better future for his children.

Imagine Charlie being the cheerful, sweet, "innocent" face of countless exterminations, perfectly covering the bloody reality of what's actually going on. The daughter of an apathetic king who's arguably far more violent and dangerous than he is, her youth promising that she will be even more dangerous in the future if she isn't stopped.

@alexgrin

#hazbin hotel #hazbin swap au #hazbin hotel swap au #my post #also there's more potential character development for Adam #He'll learn to be less rude and be more gentle while he goes about rehabilitating people #meanwhile Charlie is clearly Deerie but more evil #I suppose that she gets to live in heaven as part of her mom's deal #alternatively #lucifer and charlie are both in heaven due to Lucifer being the one who made the deal and Lillith is the one who's down in hell being sad