#and formal wtf

[empty-dream]

"Jinshi-sama." "What is it?"

#kusuriya no hitorigoto #the apothecary diaries #theapothecarydiariesedit #maomao #jinshi #jinmao #myedit #mygif #this scene is so sad in hindsight #she is right commoners there die just like that #and for all her snarks and indifference #she does adhere the rankings and formalities #if only to ensure her life safety #and here she is requesting to be killed in a way she prefers #a brazen act for a commoner #for a sec shes comfortable enough to ask that to Jinshi #then quickly withdraws it for fear of stepping the line #then on the other hand Jinshi is like wtf u saying #then he realizes how far the distance between them really is #and how she still views him far above her own place #and NOT the same as her #im anime only so this is only my theory: #based on what Jinshi says in the beginning of 2nd cour #that he does what he does now so that he can make his own choices #her words and that its possible that he would have to execute her #that should feel like a harsh reality slap to his face #AARGH I LOVE COMPLICATED RELATIONSHIP LIKE THIS

[the-way-astray]

பொத்தான்களை அழுத்துவதை நிறுத்திவிட்டேன் என்று சொன்னால் என்ன செய்வாய்?

#fitz vacker #kotlc fitz #kotlc fandom #this sentence is so hard to translate into tamil wtf #a rough translation is more of “if i told you i stopped pressing buttons what would you do?” #this sounds so stilted and formal too lmfao #for context: in tamil (and also most indian languages i think) the written language is a lot more formal-sounding than the spoken language #people don't speak the way they write #it sounds like this guy is writing a formal report to his boss instead of going through an emotionally scarring moment #but oh well

[corujalesbica]

I can't believe one of the most prominient sociologist and philosopher of the 20th century was gay and i only found out because the book said he died of aids. No, of course his homosexuality and all he went through as a gay man wasn't important to his very famous work and reaserch. Let's talk about how he died of the gay disease. It's like they only want us when we're dead.

#michel #michel foucault #gay #gay men #gay pride #lgb #lgbt #lgbtq #pride #philo #philosophy #queer pride #queer #queer community #lgbtqia #im so mad about this wtf do u mean foucault was gay #HOW IS THAT NOT IMPORTANT INFORMATION WHEN U STUDY HIM #yet again school books + formal books in general have failed me

[op-grand-collection]

#one piece #makino #portgas d. ace #monkey d. luffy #formal outfits #i guess #anwyasy this is SOOOO cute. wtf wtf wtf #personal faves

[willkimurashat]

Oh boy, put on some Kidz Bop, a 2000s Disney channel pop icon star wannabe is in the house

#lmao this is so embarrassing 🙈🙈🙈 #wtf is this outfit?? #it’s giving middle school prom or semi formal or whatever its called #all the outfits are just atrocious i can’t even ahh i wanna cry #like fusebox babes have you ever watched the show? have you ever gone outside and seen how people dress? #litg #love island the game #litg s7 #litg stick or twist #litg mc

[choconoru]

I'm just thinking ik Demigods can't have phones but if they do I like to think that Apollo would chat with his kids in like Whatsapp or any messaging software or something. Like okay Ancient Laws forbid them from seeing their kids? Messaging them kiiiinda doesn't count they're technically not seeing each other eye to eye.

It'd be sweet to think that Kayla or Austin or Will would just randomly send Apollo a bunch of pictures about their day and stuff and Apollo going "Omg nice :)" he'd definitely use emoticons(or maybe even emojis unironically). Okay there's praying but that's mostly one-sided just let me have this

#LIKE OKAY I IMAGINE KAYLA JUST ASKING APOLLO HELP IN HOMEWORK #😭 #SHE'S LIKE DAD HELP WTF DO I DO HERE #and after 5 minutes Apollo replies with detailed instructions and answers #in a way this is like a less formal prayer #in a way #pjo #trials of apollo #toa #lester papadopoulos #my rambles #percy jackson

[wildmelon]

me: i should do a celeb house tour magazine spread for vivienne 😄

me when this means i have to write a fake architectural digest article: 😦🫥

#sat down and realized i have no idea whatsoever how to comment formally on decor or architecture 🤡🤡🤡 #idk wtf i am saying #lmfao i want it done so bad but the writing and formatting is making me so frustrated #i'm about to just copy a real article i can't do this #lush.talk

[owi-cha-chaa]

heyy guys the splatfests on my bday...... (nov 17th) u wouldnt want my team to lose right...... pick team fistbump..............

#splatoon 3 #splatfest #/joke #wtf are these options though?? #handshake???? ain't noone shaking hands as a greeting #only exists in like formal settings #id also like to say frye got the semi-jizz team now so theres a chance /J/J/J/J

[someone-online]

Got to wear the most gender euphoric outfit ever but now that im back in my pajamas im gen so upset i had to take it off. Just let me experience the gender euphoria again………

#an idiot talks #I KNEW I LOVED IT BUT AFTER WEARING IT FOR SO LONG I REALIZED *JUST* HOW MUCH I LOVED IT #I WANNA WEAR IT AGAIN SO BAD…….. IVE NEVER BEEN SO HAPPY TO WEAR FORMAL CLOTHING WTF

[agentwashingcat]

Training

Pre-canon fic of Zag and Achilles first training session. Primarily featuring Zag’s daddy issues lol

alternate title: How Achilles Becomes Zag’s Father Figure

Cross posted on ao3 under the same username :3

Zagreus hit the cold stone floor of the courtyard with a loud thud, grunting as pain shot through his shoulder. He pushed himself up, grabbing his sword and leveling it at Achilles. “Again.”

“Are you sure, lad?” The shade looked almost bored, spear hanging loosely in his hand. “Perhaps training exercises, first.”

“No.” He lunged at Achilles with a growl, and slammed back into the hard floor a few seconds later. Undeterred, he rose back to his feet, going back for more.

His father had foisted his training off on Achilles, claiming he had not the time or patience to train Zagreus. At first, Zagreus had been excited. Training with Achilles, the war hero! But the longer he thought, the angrier he got. His father, the paragon of parental excellence that he was, foisted him off on everyone else every chance he got. The one thing Zagreus thought might have bonded them was training. And Hades couldn’t even be bothered with that. Besides, how was Zagreus supposed to learn anything when all his father did was snarl at him?

Again, he slammed into the floor. He got up to try again, but Achilles held up his hand. “A moment, Zagreus?”

Despite himself, he stopped. “What?”

“Your grip is off, lad.” Achilles set his spear aside, moving to shift Zagreus’ hands on his sword. “There. Try that.”

Zagreus swung his sword around, surprised. “That… does feel better. Thank you.”

Achilles chuckled. “Well, it is my job, lad.”

“Right.” Zagreus frowned, staring down at his sword. If only his father could treat him with half the kindness Achilles did.

“Perhaps that’s enough for this day or night,” Achilles suggested, apparently sensing his mood shift. “Take a break.”

“No, I can keep going.” He raised his sword again. Achilles sighed, but did the same with his spear.

Zagreus made some headway, but ultimately it ended with the stone floor digging into his shoulders again.

And again. 

And again.

“Alright lad, that’s enough for today.”

“But i-”

“It wasn’t a suggestion, Zagreus.” Achilles said, sternly. “Part of training is resting.”

The gears in Zagreus’ brain ground to a halt. Resting? No, he had to keep going. He wasn’t allowed to stop and rest, not unless he wanted to hear about it from his father.

Achilles plucked the sword from his hands, putting it back with the other practice weapons in the courtyard. “You did well, Zagreus.”

He did well? Zagreus felt his heart clench in his chest, and it took a moment to respond. “I-thank you, sir. But all I did was get knocked down, really.”

“Yes, but you got back up.” Achilles smiled kindly at him, giving him a clap on the shoulder. “That’s half the battle, lad. You have an unwavering determination to do better. I can work with that.”

Oh, Zagreus did not know what to do in the face of such kindness. He was at a loss for words, one of the very few times in his life such a thing would occur.

Achilles kindly did not comment on it. “I have to return to my duties in the main hall. Next I’m off, we can continue.”

“Of course, sir!” Zagreus had changed his mind. Training with Achilles was much more pleasant than training with his father ever would have been. “I’m looking forward to it.”

#hades #Zagreus #achilles hades #zagreus hades #Achilles: is kind #Zag: wtf is happening #my hades fic #Hades fics are always an exercise in formality lol #I want it to sound like the game as much as I can manage

[carpathxanridge]

the scariest thing about asking people for things you thought were a total long shot is when they say yes and you have to actually follow through and do the thing!

#like oh my god i am NOT qualified to be doing this research on this level #with a masterclass response from fucking ******** ******** and an interview scheduled with former member of ************ **** **** **** !!! #like wtf #how did i get here #i am just a white girl who has been studying this music formally for less than a year #i should not be allowed to make this podcast 😭 #like this is now too big for me to fail to follow through on #it is happening it has to be done and done well #and i have to basically become expert enough in this to have something to SAY #and synthesize all these different components

[tumblasha]

realizing i might shed a few tears when the foster cats leave

#which won’t happen for a while #but i literally started taking naps with them on the couch #and today i went to bed late and heard one make begging noises outside my door #D: #do i want to take formal responsibility over them? #no #so i won’t adopt them myself #but i still feel so saaaaaaad #(tho i do most of the disciplining bc i’m the only one that has a problem with Animals on the Kitchen Table like wtf) #((my roommates let them walk on the table and occasionally sniff their food like WTF EWWW)) #dash rambles #cats #misha #trisha

[lelianaslefthand]

these are the "pajamas" i settled on btw... my mans can never be comfy 😭

#literally the only frosty pj replacer for male elves i could find that you can use with prologue outfit replacers #like guys wtf i thought we liked elves why do humans get all the goodies???? #whatever they add to his protector vibes i guess #might put him in formal wear later but i could not look at that beige get up during these scenes i cant do it!!! #dragon age #da:i #darythal lavellan #.gameplay

[strawberri-syrup]

the horrifying realization that i am down absolutely horrendous for the person i will be living with next year

#im taking them w me to a semi formal next weekend #we will be zip tied together #oh god oh fuck #THEY OFFERED TO KISS ME ONCE #wtf was up with that

[kipaia]

I know this is absolutely not a universal experience but the turnaround from telling my gynecologist that I want a hysterectomy and actually getting said hysterectomy is starting to look like it'll be under 12 weeks and to say I'm flabbergasted is a severe understatement

#i have my first pre-op appointment and my final psych check up both next week #the psych checkup i have been assured is a formality for insurance purposes only #just so they can sign off on my dysphoria and formally state that having the surgery is gender affirming #and the only thing i need to wait for really is term to end?!?! #y'all i might be yeeting the uterus for my fucking birthday how rad is that #the appointment where my gyno ajd i started this was two weeks ago wtf i love it here #surgery #hysterectomy

[fetchmearum420]

SO APPARENTLY JONATHAN TOOK OVER THE ROLE OF ADAMS FOR A LITTLE BIT AND I AM FREAKING TF OUT OVER THIS

Never mind, it was for a matinee, just got word of that.

#JERRY WTF MAN YOU DIDN’T TELL ME #Jonathan Moore #John Adams #formally Lyman hall #1776 musical #1776 the musical #1776 broadway #I am crying