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paixarina · 1 year

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My Sweet Kitty Maid

: ̗̀➛ Hokusai Masaki x GN!Reader

"Nyan nyan"

"Knock knock."

You heard someone knocking on the door and then get up from your sofa. When you opened the door, you get welcomed with such... awkward surprise. Not a surprise that makes you go "Wow!". Instead, it's a type of surprise that makes you scratch your head and goes "What is going on here?"

The one who knocked on the door is no other than Hokusai, the man who is known for his fondness to cats, as well as owning one. However, his presence is quite different to you because he doesn't wear his usual clothes, instead he wears something that boggles your eyes and mind.

A maid dress with fake cat ears and tail.

You rubbed your eyes with confusion, hoping that this is just a weird dream. Still, it's actually real. Hokusai stares at you with an awkward, bashful face. You assume that he wears that because someone told so. Because, ain't no way someone like him would wear that sexy maid dress just to impress you for no reason.

You take a deep breath to overcome your awkwardness and decided to dare yourself to ask why the hell did he wear that and for what purpose he did that to you.

"Hey..."

"Hi... can I come in? Sorry if these clothes seem awkward to you because I feel the same as well..." Hokusai mumbled in a lower tone. "No, that's fine, you can come in. But... I have one question, why are you wearing that?" You asked with curiosity even though you know how embarrassing it is to ask that.

"Um... Ryu told me to wear it." He replied.

"WHAT- Oh wait, isn't that guy who likes to befriend with you and does random things for no reason?" You asked again with disbelief.

Hokusai nodded. "Yeah, he told me to wear this... even though I refuse gently, but he still convince me to do so, for doing something different..."

"Something different? What do you mean???" You scratches your head in confusion.

"... It's my birthday. Happy birthday to me, I guess I have to surprise you...?" He responds awkwardly while reminding you that today is his birthday.

"Ah, happy birthday to you! I don't know why you should surprise me while this is your birthday. Still, I think you look kinda cute with that outfit even though it seems quite awkward first." You greeted him happily while complimenting his unusual, weird outfit.

"Thanks, I appreciate that." He accepts your greetings wholeheartedly and smiled. "Oh, by the way, Ryu also told me to do something to impress you." He rambled.

"Wait, what? Please, why does he have to suggest you to do some embarrassing things???" You started to feel bad to Hokusai.

He smiled. "Well, he told me to do the "Nyan" pose..." You went dumbfounded and speechless after he answers that. God, why does it become much worse than you thought is beyond you. Hokusai, who stands awkwardly in front of you, trying to do the pose he mentions nervously.

"N-nyan...? Is it like this, right?"

You covered your face after getting second hand embarrassment from his pose. Why does he have to do this? Poor unfortunate Hokusai have to do some weird suggestion from his dear friend who likes doing random things.

Hokusai only stares at you in confusion while you are trying to hold a huge urge to scream and yell internally to whoever suggests Hokusai to do this embarrassing shit.

"Curse you, Ryu!"

#happy birthday hokusai! im so sorry that i have to write you in an embarrassing way 🙈#anyways guess who got into skz lmao please listen to their songs some of them sounds a lot like pararai songs !!!#paradox live #paralive #pararai #paradox live x reader #paralive x reader #akan yatsura #akyr #hokusai masaki #masaki hokusai #🌸 ;; vanie writes

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baylardo · 3 months

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I DONT WANNA TALK ABOUT IT

#wip #a single Fire Ship janeway as a treat #literally do not perceive me hahaha #my arts been so shart lately im in a FUUUUUUUUNK #these are so embarrassing and its not even all of them 🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈#been doing a lot of family law lately and for some reason the toxicity gets me like ‘mmmm draw baby content lmao’#just imagine millie bobbie crying face thats ME

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zahroreadsthings · 10 months

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Proooobably no update today because I had to call the bank because [punches wall] [punches wall] and they were very nice and easy to deal with and theres not gonna be a real issue or anything but I'm [punches wall]

#im fine it's more embarrassing than anything #please dont talk to me about this LMAO im so 🙈 ibfeel like a dumb 18 year old

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bookwyrminspiration · 1 year

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🙈🙉🐵HELLO🐵🙉🙈

you dare grace the steps of my good home, in which I have welcomed you as a guest, with mockery of my misdeeds to thrust upon me?

your pleasantries do not negate the error of your ways, and the same motion that raises you above your peers in brash bravery makes of you a target

i'm haunted by monkeys

#quil's queries #nonsie #all caps #i say this in jest. in good fun #i don't truly mind the mockery (...monkery...) you make of me #*through gritted teeth* i'm so glad past quil had fun with those monkeys #unironically though. it is very interesting if embarrassing to look back at old posts and see how I conducted myself #could any of you imagine me saying 'lmao not me girlbossing 🙈🙈 lol xD' or something #if you ever see me saying the words 'lmao' or 'lol' 97% chance I'm masking #anyway. aw fuck I can't believe you've done this...

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tangirlisfangirl · 2 years

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i neeeeeever post oc content but i got inspired by a post to make live-action fits for some of my ocs and i fell in love with the way they turned out so here you go <3

(in order) monster high, ever after high, pixie hollow, and winx ✨

#admittedly the winx one is just the actual fairy form using irl clothes #so its not necessarily the inspo/style-adjacent vibe typical live action outfits are but ʅ（◞‿◟）ʃ #the reason i never post oc content is cause the majority of them are self inserts 🙈🙈#but this is my blog!! im conducting this train n yall are just here for the ride!!#if you wanna borrow these aesthetics thats okay too #theyre not unique lmao but still #not tagging this with the main/series tags cause im embarrassed afgspfhdjkshd #personal (kinda)#oc #ocs #oc stuff

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kalloway · 2 years

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The goofiest movie in the Resident Evil series by a landslide is Resident Evil: Apocalypse

in this essay I will-

#delete later #it is so over the top ridiculous and cliche af to a point i love watching it to make myself feel better cuz it always makes me laugh #with hits such as:#A canon character asking the ‘OC’ in the movie-verse ‘who the fuck are YOU?’ after she saves their asses via motorcycle entrance #*WHIP SOUND EFFECTS*#for literally every single hit and swing Alice does #and a finale involving what is essentially a battle royale 1v1 where everyone just stands and watches them fight #the best oart is this movie is absolutely not trying to be funny at all but it takes its own seriousness to another level #another dumb fun part I laugh at is this one aerial view of Raccoon City where... you see a CIBC building LMAO #(a Canadian bank in an American city? goofy af)#like usually they try to mask the fact they film american cities in toronto a lot but they barely tried in this movie #im sorry i rewatch these movies so often it’s almost embarrassing 🙈#there’s *parts* that I really like? like... cinematography-wise? or theme wise?#but it absolutely REEKS of ‘OC-insert’ and i don’ even know much about the games #idk if Alice qualifies as a Mary Sue *technically* because she *does* have flaws but BOY OH BOY #i shouldn’t keep blabbing about this cuz I will be here and bore y’all for ages about it afagdhhfhs #THERE’S SO MUCH TO NITPICK AND POKE FUN AT #the only people i know who unironically *love* these movies is... my parents - my mom especially #but she knows literally nothing about the games so when i told her about them she was shook to find out... Alice isn’t a canon character?#so im p convinced 99% of people do not like these movies and thus it’s fair game to rip on them as much as I do 8)#one last thing before i post this and probably delete later:#tfw u hand a character a gun and they say ‘idk how to use this’ and the advice u givethem is just... ‘hit them in the head’#like Jill no u didn’t even check the safety in that thing before handing it to her #I REALLY WISH THEY’D JUST MAKE A MOVIE ADAPTATION OF OUTBREAK INSTEAD LIKE #IT’S PERFECT FOR SOMETHING LIKE THIS #GAH okay okay im done now

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spiteless-xo · 9 months

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hiii for the nsfw prompts, can i request 274 + 72 with geto pleaseee? or gojo… whichever you like more bc i can’t decide 😫 it just sounds kinda funny and they’re both silly geese to me HELSODSK

eek, geto??? ok, i will try 🥺 i hope i do my baby justice. (also sorry but technically nobody says the second prompt, but geto thinks it 🙈)

my responses to these prompts keep getting longer and longer lmao sorry to everyone to requested early on and got little baby drabbles in response!!

list of prompts

╰┈➤ smut prompts - 72 & 274. “That is kinky even by my standards…” “I had no idea you were into this kind of thing”

ft. geto/fem!reader cw. unedited, explicit sexual content (restraints, oral, facesitting, ass eating, multiple orgasms), explicit language. 1,645 words.

being with geto is intimidating -- he's older than you, more experienced than you, and more confident than you.

and it doesn't help that gojo is always reminding you of these facts every time the two of you are alone together.

"suguru's last girlfriend was a gymnast," gojo had told you in a quiet, conspiratorial whisper. "you know what that means, don't you?"

no, you don't.

so you spent the night learning different ways to please him. you searched threads on reddit, found sex-positive blogs on google, and you even watched a few videos online. by the next day, you knew what you wanted to try with geto -- how to impress him.

"handcuffs?" geto asks, looking over at you from his seat on the couch. his lip twitches in amusement. "wow, that's kinky even by my standards," he says sarcastically.

you frown at him, crossing your arms over your chest as you childishly pout. "don't make fun of me."

"i'm not, princess," he purrs, leaning toward you to wrap his arms around your waist. he pulls you into his lap and smiles up at you as he relaxes back in his seat. "you know you don't have to do anything special to make me want you -- just being you is enough."

"but your last girlfriend was a gymnast."

"what? were you talking with satoru?"

geto sighs, cupping your face with one hand while he rubs at the crease between your brows with the thumb of his other, smoothing it down until your face relaxes from your frown. "we can try handcuffs," he says softly, "whatever you want."

"good, because i already bought them," you admit, feeling your face burn in embarrassment.

"my, you're full of surprises, aren't you?" he purrs, running his tongue along his lower lip as his eyes narrow.

you wrap your thighs around his waist and geto lifts you up from the couch, cradling your ass in his hands as he walks the two of you into your bedroom.

"in here?" he asks, standing in the doorway, and you nod excitedly.

"i put them in the nightstand."

he walks you toward your bed, crawling along it on his knees, before lowering you down onto your back with your head amongst the pillows. he presses a soft kiss to your lips before moving aside, pulling open your beside drawer and pulling out a pair of pink, fuzzy handcuffs.

geto send you a look.

"they were the only ones they had in stock," you admit, scrunching your nose in embarrassment as geto chuckles.

he returns to his place between your thighs, grabbing both of your wrists and dragging them up above your head. he pins them down to the pillows in one of his large hands, while the other fits them around the bars of your headboard.

"wait, no!" you say quickly and he freezes immediately.

he looks down at you, concerned, and loosens his grip on your wrists so you can squirm out of his grasp. "are we moving too fast?" he asks, worry evident in his tone.

"i want to use them on you, suguru."

his eyebrows jerk up in surprise and he blinks down at you, processing what you've just said to him until a sly smile grows across his face. "full of surprises," he purrs, biting back a grin as he lets you roll him over onto his back with your palm pressed on his chest.

you straddle his hips, grabbing both of his wrists with your hands, and lifting them up above his head -- just like he did with you. he watches you intently as you fiddle with the handcuffs, locking first his right hand, then his left, before sitting back to admire your handiwork.

geto looks up at his hands, tugging gently against the restraints to test their strength before looking back down at you. "i could break out of these pretty easily."

"yeah, but don't, ok?" you pout.

you climb off from geto's lap and onto the floor, standing off the side of the bed while he looks over at you curiously. he watches you hook your fingers into your pants, sliding them down off of your thighs along with your underwear, and geto's cock throbs against his leg at the sight.

he can't help himself from squirming on the bed as he watches you settle next to him, kneeling next to his chest as you look down at him curiously. before he can ask, you swing your leg over his head until your knee is pressed into the mattress next to his opposite arm.

pressing your palms against his chest, you shift your hips back until your pussy is hovering over his mouth and geto's eyes widen in delight.

"oh," he says, voice deep and husky. "this is what you want."

he tugs against the handcuffs, wanting to grab and a handful of your ass and pull you down against his face, but he's met with resistance. he makes a small grunt of displeasure, but he licks his lips and lifts his head slightly off the pillow, instead.

"come here -- take a seat," he demands.

"let me know if i'm hurting you," you say, and there's a small quiver to your voice that reveals your hesitance -- but it just makes geto's cock throb painfully against the confines of his pants.

"you won't hurt me, princess," he assures, breathing harder now that he can see the slick building on the lips of your cunt. "come down here, let me taste you."

with a shuddering breath, you lower your hips down onto geto's face, instantly feeling the warmth of his mouth engulfing you as his tongue flattens along your slit. you experimentally rock your hips against his face -- just like you saw in the video from last night-- and let out a stuttered cry when you feel his tongue against your clit.

pressing your palms against his chest, you let your eyes fall shut, grinding down on his mouth until each rock of your hips sends jolts of electricity shooting up your spine. this feels good -- better than you thought it would -- and you let your head hang back over your shoulders as you lose yourself from the feeling.

your slick is sweet and slippery against his tongue. he wants to wrap his arms around your thighs and pull you tighter against his face -- until he can't even fucking breathe -- he wants to be suffocated by you. his hips buck needily into the open air -- he can't help himself.

he groans into your pussy when you press down a little harder and his eyes roll back into his head. all he can taste is you, all he can see is you, all he's ever wanted is you -- and here you are, grinding your pretty little cunt against his face and gripping tight fists around the fabric of his shirt.

your legs start to tremble slightly on either side of his head and he knows you're close. you rock harder -- more desperately -- against his tongue until your moans fade into stuttered gasps of pleasure and geto feels your cunt pulsing around his tongue.

his mouth is flooded with the taste of you as you cum, and he fights against the restraints to reach down and just grab you, but the handcuffs are proving to be stronger than he had expected.

you lift your hands from his chest, reaching back behind you to grab your ass as you gently spread yourself open. geto's eyes widen in surprise as your hips shift just slightly forward until his tongue flicks against your small, puckered hole.

his cock leaks precum from the tip, leaving a sticky mess on his thigh as he gently kisses your asshole -- he had no idea you were into this!

from above him, he hears you whimpering from the feeling of his lips against you. he kisses you again and again, each time pressing his tongue a little harder against your hole until it finally slips past the tight ring.

"fuck -- suguru," you whimper, pressing harder against his face as geto licks into your ass.

god, he wants to grab you so hard right now. he tugs harder against the handcuffs, the metal digging into the skin on his wrists as he fights against him.

either you don't care or you don't realize geto's frustration as he groans into your skin, as you keep rocking against his face feverishly as he buries his tongue in your ass.

you slide a hand across your hips to rub quick, small circles into your clit and geto is fully fucking the air, now. he can't help himself -- he needs you to touch him -- why won't you touch him? his cock is thick and desperate against his thigh and he just needs something.

"sugu --" you whine, and he can feel your cunt twitching against his chin, coating him in slick. "i'm gonna cum -- please."

geto groans into your skin, fucking you with his tongue and burying his face between the globes of your ass as you touch yourself.

with a whimpering cry, you cum for the second time against his face. your thighs shake and you fall forward onto his body, hands bracing yourself on his chest as you keep rocking against his mouth. geto groans, feeling you squeeze around his tongue and he pulls so hard against the handcuffs that he can feel them pinching his skin.

his cock -- desperate and needy and untouched -- twitches in the confines of his pants. geto's body tenses, bucking one last time up into the air until he feels the white-hot pleasure of his orgasm shoot through his body.

he groans, fighting against his restraints as he spills his cum into his pants, making a wet, sticky mess on his thigh to match the one you're making on his face.

god, he is obsessed with you.

#geto suguru x reader #geto x reader #geto smut #geto suguru smut #jjk smut #fem!reader #geto #jjk #geto x y/n #geto x you #geto suguru x you #geto suguru x y/n #geto suguru #jjk x reader #jjk x you #jjk x y/n #tiff.ask #tiff.fic #geto.os

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icyg4l · 21 days

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PAC: what should you put on your bucket list for the summer?

hello beautiful people! i am starting my summer 2024 series right now and i am so excited!!!! i wanted to bring something new to everyone so i am creating specialized playlists for each group. they consist of six songs i’ve channeled during your reading. i hope that the group you chose resonates. i also hope that you all book a reading with me! :)

without further ado, please select your pile.

top left-to-bottom right: (1-4)

PILE ONE:

this pile may be newly single or fresh to the dating scene as a whole. you seem introverted, maybe covid messed up your social skills? it’s time to bring some life back into you! i think the main message here is to be more open to exploration.

cards used: the tower, 10 of discs, king of swords, the star, queen of wands, the hanged man, princess of cups.

learn how to swim

flirt with a stranger at a festival/concert

ride as many amusement park rides as you can

go on a picnic date

join some type of organization, or maybe even create one!

be as comfortable in your skin as you can; even go skinny dipping or to a new beach (only if you’re of age though!!)

go to a metaphysical shop

go on a group/double date with your friends

PILE TWO:

i feel like you’re insecure and you’re trying to work on that. this is the best summer to do so. i feel like this pile gets easily embarrassed. spirit wants you to stop that lmao. i take it that you’re someone who’s probably a loner.

cards used: 9 of cups, queen of discs, ace of wands, 3 of cups, 8 of swords, 5 of wands

do as much shadow work as you can

take up a self-defense class/boxing class

jump off the diving board

conquer your fear of heights by bungee jumping or rock climbing

hypnosis therapy

wear your natural hair in different styles each day for a week (maybe longer 🙈)

embrace family traditions

spa day!

have/go to a bonfire

scrapbook!

PILE THREE:

these are my r&b loversss. i feel like you guys have some pipes on you lol. this pile is kind of goofy too. this pile has to be as free as possible. no relationships, no commitments of any kind (minus a job cause y’know the economy rn is 😔). but anyway, the point is to just relax.

cards used: 6 of discs, the devil, the magician, 2 of cups, wheel of fortune, the sun, princess of cups.

go to a skate park

host an event

meet a special someone at the bar

connect with an old friend

adopt a pet

create an alter ego for yourself and show up as that person

do a good deed for someone, pay it forward.

have a dance battle in public

obtain a FWB (be smart & use protection of course 🤫)

post on social media as much as possible

PILE FOUR:

i can tell this is the pile that likes to be organized. you like to have plans made out before the summer. that might not be the case this summer. focus on being a little more free and spontaneous. flexibility is key, babe. get out of freezeeeee mode.

cards used: 3 of cups, the hanged man, 5 of wands, queen of wands, king of swords, the star, knight of cups, ace of discs.

dye your hair red!

pass the bar exam (for those of you who are future lawyers)

receive a tarot reading from an in-person psychic

flirt a little at the grocery store

get dressed up to go to a department store/chain store

have a girls night in with ur girls!

build a fort!

change up your day-to-day makeup routine

record a song with your friends

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hotpinkboots · 1 year

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omg yay 🙈

so could u do like steven (future) with like s/o who loves to cuddle and hold hands and cutesy stuff yk 🤭

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~𝓢𝓽𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓷 x Reader Fluff Headcanons (Holding Hands/Cuddling)~

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YOU ARE LITERALLY A ✨ GIFT ✨ I LOVE WHEN I GET STEVEN UNIVERSE REQUESTS THANK YOU

~Enjoy~

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𝓢𝓽𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓷 𝓤𝓷𝓲𝓿𝓮𝓻𝓼𝓮

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~this boy is SO SOFT and he gets all smiley and blushy at you.

~Will be embarrassed if you do it in front of the Crystal Gems though bc they're like "AWW STEVEN" and he's like -_-'

~So it's best to do it when you're not around them Lmao they'll embarrass him so much.

~Sometimes he's too busy to cuddle, and it gets him all sad and upset, so later he'll hug you and cuddle you for a super long time to make up for the cuddles he couldn't have earlier.

~But when HE wants a cuddle and YOU'RE too busy, he can either be understanding about it, or he can feel left out.

~Spoil him omg

~Baby boy's been having a lot of issues and stuff too, so feeling you close to him like this reminds him that you're there and you aren't leaving him.

~Steven's so sweet and physical touch is one of his love languages, he loves just simple things such as hand holding, brushing his shoulder against yours, or just little forehead kisses.

~The gems ruffling his hair?

~no

~You ruffling his hair?

~YES

~As long as you aren't trying to like ruin his hair or anything he LOOOVES feeling you run your fingers through his hair.

~He's always excited to introduce you to anyone, as well, likes to show you off because you're so freaking cute.

~Loves you so much, and loves the affection you give him.

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lightlycareless · 5 months

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Since Naoya dyes his hair, do you think his kids would have some sort of confusion(when they’re of a younger age Ofc) when others around them would say they have their daddy’s hair or do you think maybe for a period of time he’d stop dyeing his hair to match with his kids lol. Idk this is a silly thought 🙈

ahahhHHAHAHAH yessssssss This just gave me all sorts of ideas of how to embarrass Naoya as a dad lmao!! It's you know, mandatory. We've all felt that way once in our life!!

But let's start with one thing first 🤭

I want to say that he’ll grow out of it, but honestly, I don’t think so; that man was 27 and he still dyed his hair lol.

But moving on…

At first, yes. They’re going to be a bit confused as to why his dad has this bright yellow color on his hair, when everyone else’s is dark. But once they surpass that confusion, in true innocent nature, they’re going to be nothing but intrigued by it—and hey! Maybe they’ll say “wow, I want my hair like that too!”

Also, they grew up seeing Gojo, and sometimes Nanami (NOW I WANT TO WRITE HIM MEETING NAOMI someone coerce ME QUICKLY) so unusual hair colors don’t surprise them anymore lol.

But as always, when your children begin to grow aware of their surroundings, start questioning things… is when “issues” with Naoya arise.

In other words, the infamous “second-hand embarrassment” towards their parents.

Now, it’s happening for both you and Naoya no matter what you try to do to avoid it. But as of right now, it’s more onto him because he’s the most obvious out of the two.

I mean, the piercings… the hair—it’s screaming “please drop me off two blocks away from the school entrance so my friends won’t make fun of me.”

What they once thought cool, now they can’t stand the sight of it 😂 and it really, really upsets Naoya.

“Why do you paint your hair, dad…?” Naomi would ask one day, dying to do so for like… years now.

“Because I like it.” Naoya responds. “…why do you ask?”

She twists her lips, as if skeptical of his answer, before shrugging and leaving. He’ll tell you about this interaction later that day, but you don’t have the heart to tell him that Naomi once confided in you that she thought it was a bit… weird, mostly since it’s obvious yellow is not his natural color.

Yet, no matter how much you tried, he still gets to hear about it from someone on the staff and boy, does it finally break his heart.

“You don’t like it?” he asks Naomi one day after picking her up from school.

“…No one else has it.” She eventually admits. “My friends think it’s… funny.”

“Do you think it’s funny?” Naoya insists, Naomi simply looks away; she never liked being put on the spot like that, and the conversation ends soon enough.

He sighs, and all he could think of is:

«It’s already started, isn’t it?»

It’s certainly a long way from the days where Naomi was nothing but enthralled by his appearance, admiring him with those big adorable round eyes of hers as she reaches for one of his strands and pulls at it, as if trying to decipher whether his hair was real, or not—or how she’d do the same for his piercings, gently removing her little hands from them so she wouldn’t hurt him, reminiscing on the day you brought her press-on earrings so she could look like him.

Luckily for Naoya, that’s only one stage of their life, for when they grow a bit older and stop caring about those trivial things, they’d actually being to look up to him for advice on how to dye hair or where to get their ears pierced without having to worry about infections and such; the moment the tables turn and they begin to admire him for his style when he was younger, Naoya feels nothing less than amazing, and a bit cocky too 😂.

“Come on daaaad, tell me!! How did you manage to keep your hair with that tint and without it looking like trash???” Naomi would whine; no other color seems to have stuck the way she wanted it, always washing off after one shower or two. “Like, I remember that you even went on missions, and it would still look good!!”

“Ah, so now you like it? What about the kids that thought it was funny looking?” Naoya teases as if that hadn’t hurt his feelings; Naomi rolls her eyes.

“Ugh, whatever… if you don’t want to tell me I guess I’ll just go with Gojo or something, I’m sure he knows a few places or some—”

“No, wait! Don’t go to him! I’ll tell you all you need to know!!”

Just to name a few interactions hahaha.

But either way, I feel that around… probably late 30s Naoya is going to outgrow the whole hair dyeing thing and just let his hair return to its natural dark color.

Everyone around him will take a while to get used to his new appearance, specifically his kids, since it was always blond for as long as they could remember… but they get used to it soon enough. As for you, though, you’re the one that likes it the most and you make sure to let him know whenever possible—he rewards you appropriately that night, I dare say, Naohime was born out of that lol.

“We finally look like a family.” You’d jest one day—as if all his kids didn’t look exactly like him: dark hair, golden eyes…

If anything, you’re the outcast here 😂

Ngl, I wonder what a much older Naoya would look like; would he still have piercings? Grandpa out there still rocking the blonde hair lmao!!!

Ahhh thank you so much for sending in this ask!! While writing this two ideas came to me on the type of dynamic Naoya would have with his baby when she's all grown up; one of them is sweet, the other one is a bit sad :'( we shall see which one I write first 😏

Once again, thank you so much for sending in this!! I had fun :> Take care, and hope to see you soon!!

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iknowshocker · 11 days

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What do you think Kai would be like as a boyfriend if he had a genuine/healthy bond with someone?

For being one of the funniest characters in tvdu, I don’t think we ever even saw someone laugh at one of his jokes, so I’ve always been curious what it would’ve looked like if just one person matched his energy or at least accepted him

oh my goodness, i love this queeeestiooon!

let me just quickly out myself by saying if you lined up all the TVD men and told me to pick, kai would be my one and only choice. 🙈 my love for him horrifies my husband but i stand behind my witchy woo man 🫡

first thank you !! for saying he's funny !! you're right no one really appreciates his humor in the show and its one of the silliest choices imo. like you can admit the scary man has jokes, guys, it's not going to kill you. (oof sidenote but him and Jo having the same humor/picking on each other is one of my fav things!)

if he was out and about making his lil comments and someone started giggling a few seats down at the bar i truly think he'd combust. also probably be like "....me? you - you're looking at me? you think i'm funny ??? 😳 AnD CUte ?? really????" and then try immediately to be cooler about it but like, he's screaming crying throwing up inside

canonically we also know he liked it when bonnie matched the more aggressive/argumentative side of his personality, so i don't think he'd be able to be with someone that didn't pick at him a little. you gotta be able to tease him back but also like .. not take it too far cause he 100% can't take as much as he can give lmao (one older sibling to another we're a lot more sensitive than we pretend to be)

basically i think kai needs:

somebody grounded to keep him from totally flipping out

but who is also willing to fight for what they believe in

spontaneous and playful - but also thoughtful and mindful of his mood swings

kind enough to love him completely despite his past

and supportive enough to help him rebuild the coven

so...yeah, bonnie, basically lol

i think s6 kai at minimum needs to be with a witch that is willing to share power, and s8 kai needs a vampire or heretic. s6 kai could make it work with a human but pre-merge you're risking a lot, and then if you put s8 kai with a witch/human, he's turning them no questions asked so we better hope they're okay with it. (let's just leave legacies kai out of this, okay? he is a different breed)

i picture him being touch starved like you wouldn't believe, so super super clingy and probably jealous at least in the beginning of a relationship. that would go for friendship, too, honestly.

i think it would be really hard for him to a. wrap his head around someone picking him and then b. allow them to also pick other people. i don't think he'd throw a klaus sized tantrum, he'd be more petty about it: "oh sorry i just assumed you liked damon now since you said you liked his hair today and yEaH i was listening from three tables over watching the whole thing don't lie i SAW HOW YOU SMILED AT HIM-,"

but like he'd mellow with that as time went on and he starts to believe he can trust being loved. on that note i think he'd need a lot of reassurance but simultaneously be embarrassed/unsure of how to ask for it. some fights would happen as he works through how to regulate himself, but i don't picture it being a delena level of toxic. kai is more self aware/honest about himself so even when he's making poor choices he's like "woah hold on, why am i doing this ?? ah yes, that's why" and i think he'd get to a point where he knows his triggers and can help a partner figure out how to avoid them/talk through them.

so think like "my boy only breaks his favorite toys" vibes. he's so sure things are going to be taken from him/stuff can't be trusted that he'll mess it up first to hopefully make it hurt less. but with time a partner could help him see that he can have nice things !! love is real !! id love to see him build up the coven/a friend group/family with a partner beside him and just !! enjoy life lmao

anon you said boyfriend not husband but i hc he'd actually be an amazing dad. i would want him to end up having a siphon !!! end the coven curse of abuse bb 👏🏼 i have a post detailing what i would have done with the parker's that talks about him being a good uncle too!! i don't know i just think he'd be weirdly good with kids. so even if we're talking heretic!kai he'd be bringing kids/teens into the coven to help them and he's gonna need a partner that is down with that

no matter the stage of relationship he's super tactile. (mans has no context or care over some PDA being inappropriate). you're always sitting in his lap, or he's draped over you requesting that you play with his hair, he keeps his hand in the back pocket of your jeans, he wants you to play with his rings, ect. just always always always touching in some way even if it's small. it was something he missed out on for so much of his life and i think having someone actively want to touch him would never get old.

(sad note i picture this being a bit of a PTSD thing for him too. so certain things would make him flinch or jump and he might not even really be aware of it all the time. like he'll be tense as hell and his partner is like "honey what's happening ?? where have you gone ??" and he'd have to take a second and body scan before realizing oh shit Yeah, something is Wrong)

he's possessive as hell so expect hickys left where everyone can see AND a smug annoucment that he knows where you got them :) if we're talking s8 kai i imagine he would leave bite scars intentionally. so like heal them with magic but leave the little fang marks so other vamps know you're spoken for and he'd probably also have them on his wrist

i think a common hc is that he's Always the dominate one, but we all saw him in those chains, boy's totally a switch. (i also personally hc that 1994 kai is virgin!kai, but that's a story for another day). still tho i do think control is a big thing for him so he's definitely more comfortable being the one in charge. with trust comes wanting to mix things up tho so that's nice all around.

hands down the best boy to date during the holiday season are we kidding ??? any little thing you can possibly think of he's down and probably already has it planned:

apple orchard

carnival !!

christmas tree decorating

horror movie marathon !!

baking sugar cookies

snow ball fight

you're hosting the holiday parties now i hope you like cooking for a whole coven !!

like sep-feb you are Booked and Busy (i hc he's not much of a summer boy but that's okay if yall went back to portland west coast summers are built different, pls don't keep him in the south from mid june-mid august i fear he will melt)

if there's a downside i think it's how protective he would be. i think the mix of possessive/protective/clingy could be too much for some people but again i don't think it would last at such a high level forever. it's just elements of his personality that show up especially in high stakes situations, so they shouldn't be ignored.

but yeah anon, basically give the boy a chance and he's tripping over himself to be the best partner he can be 🤷🏼‍♀️

#kai parker #bonkai #the vampire diaries #tvdu #anon ask

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celabi · 1 year

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Tell me more about this scummy Xiao. Scara is my number one boy an I adore him but scummy Xiao hits different.

Scummy Xiao is also another loner on the campus, except he doesn’t have that creepy vibe Scara has, so he doesn’t get picked on. He likes reading in the library by himself cause he enjoys the quiet. I also recon his dad is like, a CEO of a big company so his family is rich rich 😳 he doesn’t have many friends because he just doesn’t feel like trying to meet new people.

But you, he’s taken an interest in. It wasn’t love at first sight like it was with Scara, but instead over time he found himself falling head over heals the more he got to know you. Except, you don’t know him yet. He listens in on your conversations with your friends, and keeps in minds of all of your interests and dislikes. He has a note book full of information on you, and he doesn’t thinks that’s weird in the slightest. He knows your birthday without even having to ask. What hospital you were born in. What soap brand you use. The color of your pillow cases. The names of your parents. Just things someone like him shouldn’t know.

I also like to think he’s a lil delusional… and probably makes up in his head abt how you’re dating and stuff lmao

He likes to think he’s not a pervert, but yknow what they say 🤷‍♀️ the quiet ones always the freakiest.

Jerks off to pornos with the main lead being someone who looks as close to you as possible. Although it’s embarrassing, he also listens to those nsfw gf asmr’s on YouTube to help him get off. He wants to cum on food and give it to you, but you aren’t close enough for him to just walk up and gift you a sandwich. He prints off all of your online posts and sticks them to his bedroom walls just so he can look at you while he’s fapping 🙈

It took him like 3 month to gain the courage to wave at you in the hallway. And he swear he could have passed out when you smiled back at him. And also because this is fictional, he somehow ended up being put in a seating plan right beside you in class 🤞you always wonder why he looks so tense, and why his face is always red.

Also when I start writing for everyone, should I make them all in the same au where they’re like fighting for readers love, or separately so they don’t have to worry about rivals? Idk yet :(

#anon #scummy xiao :(

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fyodorloveclub · 15 days

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ok but..... how much convincing would it take for fyodor to suck you off........ 🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈 like i don't think he'd be a fan of the idea lmao buuuuut..... i think you could convince him. could beg and plead for him just to take the tip in his mouth:((((((( and c'monnnn it's youuu he'd do it for you. hesitantly. but still. he'd also tell you that it's just this once🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈 yeah we'll see abt that... - @teddybeartoji

MICKEY IM SO SORRY I DIDNT SEE THIS IT GOT BURIED

it def would take convincing, and he’d make it seem like its just because he doesn’t want to, but it’s actually because he’s nervous and scared to do it wrong. he’s embarrassed :(( but once you actually manage to convince him ….. wow….. u have to try hard not to bust right then and there.

not because he’s particularly…. great at it…. who is their first ever time trying, but because of how he looks doing it. the way he nervously bites his lip as he pulls your cock out of your underwear, hand shaking as he gently wraps his hand around it and pumps it a few times, looking up at you for encouragement. you nod your head and smile at him, running a hand through his soft hair and assuring him he’s got this - you’ll talk him through it. he just gulps and nods.

you’ll tell fyodor to first lick the tip, give it a few kisses, just to get him used to having his mouth on your cock. you hiss when he does so, and he’s scared he’s done something wrong, but you have to assure him its actually because he’s doing so good. slowly walking him through each step is so fucking agonizing because if you had it your way you’d just shove your whole cock down his throat and fuck it bc the man is so fucking unbearably irresistible and beautiful, but you have to be patient with him. and technique wise its not the best blowjob you’ve ever had, but its sure as hell the sexiest.

#sobs screams wails whines falls to my knees punches the ground #i can’t do this #voices in my head #lovers #{ musings; fyodor }#male reader

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lipglossanon · 22 days

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stepbro leon finding readers embarrassing smutty book and peeks inside it and teases the reader about it..perhaps he wants to read it with the reader..and perhaps recreate it…

Howdy anon!! 👋

(Sorry to make you wait so long for a reply! 🙈)

AHSKGL I’ve had an anon mention something like that before (I think 🤔 maybe I thought of it if not lmao)

And he’d definitely sneak up on you as you’re reading to see what’s got you all excited 🤭 so once you put it down, he’s skimming through the pages, trying to see what it is that you like and he doesn’t notice you coming back into the room. He doesn’t care that you caught him cause you’re more embarrassed than he is 😉

So then he gets you guys comfy on, let’s say, the couch, your back to his chest so he can touch you freely. Getting you to read out loud, he starts running his hands over your body, light groping your breasts, pinching your nipples until you whimper and then smoothing his palms down your ribs.

He kisses and nips at your neck and ears, just continuous teasing as you try and read your smutty book out loud until finally you toss it away and turn around in his lap. Too turned on to really think about where you are, you pull his sweats down and spit on his cock before moving your shorts and panties to the side to sink down on him.

Leon is completely dumbstruck by you and so it takes his brain a second to realize what’s happening before he’s fucking up into your pussy hard and fast whispering that you’ve gotta be quiet and quick or else your parents are gonna walk in 🤭

“Just couldn’t help it could you princess. Had to ride your big brother’s cock where anyone could see,” he coos condescendingly, “such a needy little pussy.”

#ask box #anon #lipglossanon #lipglossanswers #stepbro!leon

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cillixn · 10 months

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What are you’re all time fav Cillian stories? Can also include his characters! <3

hiiii 💖 so, i actually have a tag of recs here, including one dedicated to cillian fics specifically, but since i haven’t updated recs in a while, here’s a couple oldies and some new ones for him and a number of his characters (apologies that this is so long):

okay even though it’s on almost every single rec list i’ve ever done, i can’t leave the lockdown sessions by @cillmequick off because it is hand down my number one cillian fic of all time, as well as my comfort fic. alex is a fucking beast of a writer and i’ll be screaming about lockdown til the end of time lmao, and speaking of end times, she also has an incredible AQP2 fic called reckless if you’re looking for an emmett fix!

if you want a little jackson rippner action in your life, i can’t recommend in your eyes by my bestie @scorpiussage enough. i don’t think i’ve ever found anyone else that did jackson’s character justice until this, sage just gets him. literally everything they write will have you by the throat and it’s actually embarrassing how many times i’ve gone back and re-read that fic (and this one) dgssksks 🙈

there are so many amazing tommy shelby fics out there, it’s honestly difficult to choose, but the one that i think gripped me the most is the boy in the window by @notyour-valentine. unbelievably gorgeous writing, one of the few fics to actually make me cry, and probably one of the most beautiful stories i’ve ever read

if you’re looking for a romantic billionaire babygirl boyfriend fix, @hellotherekenobi (@karasong) has an absolutely beautiful robert fischer fic based on the proposal called a deal in matrimony (another comfort fic for me), as well as a wonderful raymond leon fic called what goes up must come down! both of which had me blushing and kicking my feet, and live 100% rent free in my soul

and finally, if you’re in the mood for everyone’s favorite lil bastard man, jonathan crane: i can not stress enough how fucking unbelievable whole day off by @acapelladitty is. i’ve literally made all my friends read it, and while it may not technically be a nolan!crow fic, my god, if you’re into crane even a little, i’d highly, highly suggest it

💖

#there are so many more but this is already super long lmao #anyway enjoy 😌💕#asks #fic recs #cillian murphy #tommy shelby #jonathan crane #jackson rippner

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