Chapter 1 Takeaways from F&B:
One-gon was boring as hell & super cringe & Rhaenys was probably happy every time he was with Visenya instead of her bc I know that man had the lamest stroke game. Visenya, likewise, really appreciated that he preferred Rhaenys. So overall, no one but him was having a good time (assuming he was capable of that, bc he sounds like a sad sack). Weakest link in the incest polycule. Absolutely milquetoast man. -3/10, good for Rhaenys for fucking those bards. If HBO didn't scrap the Conquerors show I hope they make him the saddest, gothest boy who I can make fun of. Make that man Worse Hamlet (Bolognalet, if you will).
Aegon's landing is the Westerosi origin of the "and everybody clapped" joke within the universe of asoiaf. The maesters had to work so hard to make that man look like a cool gigachad & the whole trio look wanted. Stop calling him "Aegon the Dragon," they all had dragons & his sisters were way cooler about that! Stop saying everyone tried to marry into his crusty family, I know the Westerosi Lords had better standards for their kids!
The Conquerors sucked so much that they literally only won because they had sentient nukes. Absolutely hilarious. An act of the gods had been required to take out my Belligerence King Argilliac.
I am still obsessed with Argella Durrandon. I have nothing but respect for my Storm Queen, & her soldiers can choke.
I'm never going to stop finding the conquest sad. Three entire noble lineages got completely destroyed (I can't say I'm crying over Harren Hoare, but it's still tragic in a way) so that everyone else could just...give up. That's what it reads as: everyone else (save Meria Martell) giving up so they wouldn't get barbecued & risk the lives of their people. It's really, really sad that Lame-o Aegon 1 decided he was the solution to a problem he didn't want to tell anyone else about, & decided to just conquer a whole continent about it. #SeparateTheKingdomsAgain
Stan Meria Martell. Not only because she was an absolute icon & kept her kingdom unconquered, but because she didn't cringe out of her skin/probably kept a semi-straight face when Rhaenys threatened her. What a queen princess ❤️
The only Maester Conspiacy™ going on, is the one to kiss Targ ass & try to make all their cringefail kings look cooler than they are in order to keep from getting killed & having the whole order dismantled by one (1) butthurt Valyrian who's upset his grandpa didn't get called the right title or have the correct amount of smoke blown up his ass.
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madara rlly seems like a bit of a personal curse on ohnoki i think sgsgsgsds like he's so. well not scared maybe but intimidated? by him? or maybe he IS scared, like he still remembers meeting him even as an old man. madara didnt even do anything back then, he just showed off a bit of his power and dropped a few mean-sounding lines. but it seems as if ohnoki was traumatized by this for life sfsgdgds like he's literally shown as the embodiment of an unconquerable wall from his perspective. like in connection w what his sensei taught him and now he's like 80 or 90 and he has to fight him again, this time for real. and madara BEATS his ass AND calls him an ugly old fuck who cant fight for shit and is cringe. LOL its like fate itself was like well youre not getting rid of this fucker. he'll die but he'll come back to life just to haunt u specifically
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do you read a lot of fanfiction from other fandoms?
yeah!! I have pretty Specific interests lol that 5sos fic doesn't usually fulfill (for obvious reasons bc it's rpf) so I usually go to read Supernatural fic or Marvel (stucky <3) fic!! I love Finnick-centric Hunger Games fics but they are pretty rare. I also read fic for pretty much any media I consume tbh!! So I read a lot of Community fic when I watched it over Christmas break. I love Batman fic too omg !! Anything with Bat Family is so sweet <3 And White Collar fic and Prison Break fic are pretty good too. If I've watched the show/movie or read the book, I've definitely read fic about it lmao.
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wait do you have a fav boys character yet ?
i really like butcher but i feel like that's a basic answer and also the wrong answer. in another world id like frenchie but i can't get over how much i hate the actor. I love maeve theres never a moment she's on screen where im thinking get this woman outta here she's always entertaining to me. i like starlight but (and this is probably a bit nasty to say) there's smth a little uncanny valley about her sometimes where when she's talking im not listening but staring at her face trying to see what features throwing me off. I hate ashley but the actress played an insufferable character in jessica jones too and I really appreciate her ability to play The Most annoying woman you know.
centrist answer i like them all (except stormfront. hated her before i even knew she was a nazi. she was on insta live and i was waiting for her to explode and die) but my fave would have to be butcher bc i find im rooting for him the most and constantly justifying his actions. but sometimes karl urbans accent pisses me off. also black noir but he doesn't Do anything so it's hard to have him as a fave bc he's barely there.
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