was gonna make a full fake text image but takin too long so just this
Texting Mishaps: Reiner x Reader
y/n: my throat has been itching so bad lately 😰
future hubby 🥰: I'm sorry baby. Do you think you're getting sick? Headed home soon want me to pick up something for you?
y/n: no, I think it'll be ok. just so hard to scratch. ya know?
future hubby 🥰: I'll pick up some of those cough drops you like and some tea and honey. Just in case. 💙💙💙
y/n: Awww baby. You're so sweet! But the thing I think would scratch it the best would be your cock 😏
incoming call from future hubby 😍…
A satisfied smirk plays across your lips as you hit accept while bringing the phone to your ear. It's endearing how incredibly easy it is to fluster and rile up Reiner after all this time.
Before you can even say hello Reiner's speaking. A bit overloud and apparently very distressed. But even over his voice you can hear a background commotion of wheezing and gagging. Your heart is immediately racing trying to figure out what's happening.
"Baby why did you text that! I picked up Gabby from practice today."
Fuck.
You're trying not to jump to conclusions. Maybe the coughing is from Gabby swallowing water wrong or something. Gods please let it be something other than what you think it is. "Reiner. Why is that important right now?"
You've heard Reiner make many long suffering sighs. It's practically his most common way of sighing to be honest. But the sound he emits is definitely up there for most tortured sigh of all time.
"I gave her my phone so she could text for me."
"WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!" Granted, you probably shouldn't be shouting in the poor man's ear after basically sexting him and his teenage niece seeing it in 4k.
"I was driving! " He emphasizes the word like it's something you should've telepathically known. "Texting while driving would be a bad influence!" Bless this sweet beautiful man for trying to be the best uncle he can but god why is he shadowed by the worst luck in the universe. Of which you now carry as well apparently. Okay, perhaps you're being a bit melodramatic. Not like this one little thing would irreparably scar Gabby for the rest of her life. Right? Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
There's only a slight pause after his last statement before Reiner sheepishly add, "And I don't know how to make the blue heart emojis with text to speech..."
"Reiner for the love of all that's holy-"
While both of you have a crisis around corrupting the mind of your poor niece, Gabby has overcome the initial gag reaction and is now crying laughing at the completely cringiness of the whole situation as she texts her group chat the spark notes version of what happened.
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one of the most irritating things about romance readers / viewers to me is that despite the obsession with tropes they never really want to be honest with themselves as to the fact that they like for romance to work in a particular way and when they develop a liking for a relationship that doesn’t work along those predetermined parameters they complain as if the relationship has been undermined in text. like i see this esp in response to tragic or restrained romances where people acknowledge there is palpable chemistry and depth of narrative but nonetheless constantly complain that the relationship gets no promo or the payoff happens too late or the characters are never happy and it’s like.. that’s literally.. the point.. like if you want two people to be instantly happy and not faced with problems and you hate a romantic narrative that edges you to the very end and makes the characters really fight for what they have why are you reading / watching whatever this is. why don’t you make this easier for everyone in the room and go pick something else to fawn over that actually bends to your tastes and will
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Unfortunately, I am not immune to nice pens
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So I got a sample of Sailor Manyo Fuji ink a while ago and, like an idiot, didn't swatch it bc it looked like a regular blue ink.
I WAS WRONG !
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