#and yes thats a wig

[trentcrimminallybeautiful]

i have this really stupid idea in my head that im frankly a little obsessed with and the idea is this: trent crimm doing a drunk history episode on ted lasso's first tenure at richmond. is that how drunk history works? i don't think so. do i care? absolutely not. it's a special episode who cares because this image is not only hysterical to me but treasured. i treasure this image. i hold it close in my heart and also laugh and laugh and laugh.

#ted is played by what is very visibly a butch lesbian in a huge fake mustache. #roy is inexplicably played by himself in a wig. #ternt drunkenly and passionately explaining this whole thing. he says his own line and the trent actor (who also has a wig) gets to act it #trent waving his hands as he's explaining all this. the host being like 'not very often we get to have someone include the part where They #come into the story' and trents like [dorkiest finger guns] #also yes i said first tenure bc this scenario lives in post canon fantasy fix it land where ambiguously ted comes back to richmond #at some point. and also both bc my tedependent heart is obsessed and bc it's really funny #marries trent. just bc i want this to end with trent--hammered and pleased as punch--being like AND THEN I MARRIED HIM!!!!! #[falls back on couch happily] :) #also in the line of that great 5+1 social media fic #by jessjessthebest. a sequel thats just like a youtube video like #'we made ted lasso and trent crimm watch that episode of drunk history about them' and trent is just. head in hands the whole time. #ted is DELIGHTED. #anyway i rotate this in my brain fucking DAILY. it's so goddamn funny to me. #ted lasso #tedependent #tedtrent #trent crimm #the line in question being 'is this a fucking joke' i just realized i did not clarify that #no but really im obsessed with this it's so fucking funny #also any image trent had left of being a ruthless ex journalist is thoroughly ruined #all of his former colleagues have seen him and drunk and giggling and fully admitting what he was thinking at the time and oh boy #hes a disaster <3

[skitskatdacat63]

Mark Alan, Count of Queanbeyan

+ explanation & lore

Okay first I'll explain the drawing itself, and then go into Mark's lore a bit, so stay with me!!!

First of all, yep. Mark with long hair. When I first conceptualized how he'd look in this au, I just genuinely could not imagine him with the typical long curly wig. And that irked me, bcs its just sooooooo historically inaccurate for him to have had short hair, no wig. I sketched him and Jense out as chibis, I drew Mark with short hair, and literally wrote "haha wow he looks so bad with long hair!!" Hello, can I take back that statement? It's actually shocking how good he looks???? Maybe it's a testament to my skill that I could make this work. But I did! And man, shameful to admit, but this might be my best portrait ever 😭😭 Funny tho, guy I've barely drawn, and never as detailed as this, ends up being one of my favs. Mark, you bastard!!

^ lmao as you can see, I tried out a more Seb type wig and then realized ahhhhh nah, he needs a different style. And it worked so, yay!!! I've thought a lot recently, "man it would suck back then if you looked shitty in a wig" and I rescind that. I'm telling you, you think a man would look bad in a wig? I say think again, you're just not conceptualizing the right type of wig for him.

Also wow, its crazy thst I can finally actually visually see what he would look like next to others like Seb and Fernando in this au. Hehehe look at them!!! The boys!!!! Just need Jense :,)

Anyways, I digress, some lore notes about Mark since I don't think I've really talked about him in this au on main much.

He is, of course, Seb's closest servant. His Groom of the Bedchamber(yes that term makes me feel rabid.) He's actually also based on a real guy, whom was described as the Emperor's "favorite" and despite not technically having very important positions, he had a lot of influence because of his closeness and connection with the Emperor. So, yeah, I think that's gives a pretty good pic of Mark in this au :)

He's actually pretty satisfied with his role, but he does feel a bitter and jealous when interacting with others like Jenson and Fernando. Because Mark doesn't have a title, well not in the same way. He's a count, not a King, not a Prince. Yes he's nobility, but not in the same way. And he's satisfied being under Seb, because that's what Mark was raised to do, take care of and keep Seb in line. But often realizes he's never going to be on par with him, not in the same way Fernando can, even if he's Seb's closest confidant.

To build on that. He's very satisfied with his role, and even continues to be satisfied when Fernando comes into the picture. Fernando and Seb don't get along, Mark is always going to be the closest to Seb, always going to know him the best, take care of him the best. But he realizes, he would never get to marry Seb, he's not ranked high enough for that. He was raised to do what's best for the Emperor, he's never going to be able to compete with Seb the same way Fernando can. He really wants Seb and Fernando to succeed! To grow closer! But it still really hurts sometimes.

His closest friend, other than Seb, is Jenson of course(and eventually Fernando, after they stop growling at each other like they're Seb's dogs.) But he does get bitter about Jenson sometimes. Jenson is a prince, who had some great performances in battle. But eventually got tired of that lifestyle, and "retired" to being part of Seb's court. Mark can't really understand that. How do you throw that level of prestige and freedom away. How do you just become the Emperor's servant, when that was never what you were born for. But also, I think Jense definitely uplifts him, they just get along so well, and Jense truly cares for him, no other motives :)

LOL sorry I realize how depressing this sounds 😭 I think all of the above is just Mark at his most bitter, but he's genuinely pretty happy. Think of the whole "not bad for a number 2 driver thing", that's him in this AU. He knows his station, and god damn it, he's gonna be the best, most loyal groom there ever was!! He just cares for Seb so deeply, and it truly is his life path to serve him. Seb cares for him too, feels like he can always rely on him and always be reassured by him and his eternal presence in Seb's life. It's nice to have someone you can always fall back on. Sometimes literally. Yes he makes Mark carry him to bed.

Not to stray away from just Mark, but aaaaahhh the Martian in this AU. Just Mark having to put up with Seb's brattiness all the time, and care for him all the time :) He's so tired of catching Seb naked tho...Seb please put clothes on, this is not befitting of your station. Seb takes Mark with him everywhere, and they share the same bed on trips. Mark is always the first Seb goes to to ask his opinion. I said earlier that Mark feels like he cannot challenge Seb in the same way Fernando can, but Seb really wants him to honestly! He loves hearing Mark's thoughts and opinions. Mark is widely known as Seb's favorite, and is often seen as the second authority in the palace and in the court.

As for Webbonso? I think they really dislike each other in the beginning just because the roles that they're in. They both feel like they're pitted against each other, and ir doesn't help that Seb loves to tease them and often favor one in front of the other(he later realizes how shitty this is, and tries to rectify it, because he never intended to make them actually jealous, he just loves being bratty.) Eventually they realize they're in extremely similar situations(both beholden to and stuck eternally with the Emperor), and find comfort in each other in that.

Yep that's right...the palace is honestly one big polycule djkfkglg. But I hope thay explains Mark in this AU well enougg???? All you need to know: Seb's long-suffering servant.

#heres mark in a wig. if thats your thing! a thing that. no one asked for :) #BUT WAAAAAHHHHH MAN IM SO PROUD OF THIS HONESTLY #how the fuck does he look so handsome??????? #i never in a million years thought this wouldve worked. but yep! it does! #but i will say. bro looks like he should be on a dollar bill dhfkkglv #okay anyways yes i understand that this is extremely niche and very confusing to anyone outside my circle #but i hope you like it even if not????? im super proud of this one 🤭🤭 #my first time rly drawing him honestly. every other time has been chibis or an obstructed view #BUT THIS. THREW MYSELF INTO THE DEEP END. and i didn't drown! #gotta draw jense next. and his silly bicorn hat. cause hes that kinda guy #i was gonna put mark and jense together. but man i hate keeping art to myself that i finished already #im proud of it! must click post! no hoarding!! or ill never post it lol #aaaahh man im getting drawing men im surprised #im so happy w his expression. w his squiggly eyebrows. he looks very introspective #f1 #formula 1 #mark webber #boy king au #catie.rambling.txt #catie.art. #*sometimes I realize. man if i just took away the historical clothing and wigs and stuff #my art would have such a wider appeal 😭😭 #but then i realize. nah i dont give a shit. i draw what i want!!! and you guys will take 1700s Mark and you will LIKE IT

[roryheart]

The more people I hear talk about how hot president snow is the more faith I loose in humanity. Especially the people that only hate him because he killed another conventionally attractive white man (finnick)

#no bcs i agree tom blythe in a blonde wig is hot #and so is finnick #but how do you see these men #AND HAVE THE POINT FLY RIGHT OVER UR HEAD?? #yes theyre hot #THATS THE POINT #it’s to manipulate you #snow is charming #he uses that to his advantage #finnick was SOLD as a child #because he was attractive #thg #the hunger games #hunger games #the ballad of songbirds and snakes #tbosbas

[shiveagit]

[It’s man devouring man my dear.  And who are we to deny it in here]

Donnie April and Mikey dress as Sweeney Todd

#rottmnt #donnie #april #mikey #rise #fanart #broadway #theatre kids #musical #sweeney todd #mrs lovett #tobias #when the theatre kids invite you to dress up #you say yes #also thats leo's wig mikey stole #i mean barrow #blood #there's no place like london #johhny depp #helen bonham carter #movie #razor #shave #meat pies #theatre nerds #shiv draws

[momomallowart]

I've decided for June this is a mystic messenger blog in celebration of the Choi Boys, so here's my friend and I's cosplays from Magfest this year~

#fun fact: yes those are furbies we dressed to match us #another fun fact: thats not a wig i bleached the fuck outta my hair #a third fun fact: that temporary mint eye tat ladted 3 weeks and i fucking loved it #a 4th fun fact: yes thats God7 at the Danny Devito shrine #and the last fun fact: all our stores were sold outta honey butter chips so we improvised #happy birthday to our favorite brothers #choi twins #happy birthday saeran #happy birthday saeyoung #saeran choi #saeyoung choi #mystic messenger #mystic messenger saeran #mystic messenger saeyoung #mystic messenger unknown #unknown #mysme #mystic messenger cosplay #707 #707 cosplay #unknown cosplay #saeran cosplay #cosplay

[the-valiant-valkyrie]

thinking about singing in a choir/group in comparison to singing solo/accompanied by music and just thinking abt how comparatively different that is. an orchestral backup to a solo song is nice- and takes a lot of dedication to perfect, certainly- but you will always be missing the synergy that comes with singing with other people. the synchronous intake of breath, the way vocal harmonies hum through the air in a way humans were biologically designed to pay keen attention to. the control and perfection of sound with your body instead of just your hands and limbs, and the perpetual awareness that you're operating in sync with a handful or tens or even a large group of people.

anyways. thinking abt how wigfrid's 'spellbinding' singing voice absolutely did NOT come out of the blue. thinking about how she probably started singing alongside some sort of group before moving to actressing and spending the rest of her career and the rest of her life before the constant singing and being completely alone.

#yes this post is abt the fav but its also abt ME thats how i know its true bc its happening to ME!!! RIGHT NOW!!!! #i NEED to get back into high school chorus for my fucking mental health. miss that shit so bad. #indescribable feeling the raw POWER in the room the KINSHIP... we were fucking soldiers going to war #the war being our parents in our crappy auditorium. ANYWAYS. its not the same singing alone is not and never will be the same. #i think abt this once every two days at least. the fact that wig's first role was an overnight success means she MUST have spent. #like. YEARS perfecting her voice. singing is something that can be. so personal. #singing with your family singing with your friends. singing for a group. a church. idk. idc. #to dedicate your life to perfecting a talent and finding so much stardom that you accidentally condemn yourself to doing it alone. forever. #yeesh. yikes. #yall gotta get the rest of the survivors some professional singing lessons. make that her present come winters feast. #this bitch needs a choir STAT (i am also the bitch) #does this make ANY sense im procrastinating on my homework so idk

[masatos-wig]

at a family gathering rn but all im thinkin abt it is how much i wanna just be home and spam bg3 for another 16hrs o(-(

#not even an exaggeration btw i Have Not Slept #i wanted to belt out all the grove n goblin camp stuff beforengoing back to work and it snowballed into multiple save files #of me either killing all the goblins or none at all #cuz i was so conflicted abt minthara gurl i want u so bad 😭 but the tiefling situation made me so fucking sad . so. #god i had to speedrun the goblin camp cuz it was alr 6am but i had to see the hard earned fruits of my labor via rizzing astarion WHICH. #HE SAID YES BTW. SHOCKER ACTUALLY my approval rating w him is like 55 v karlach/laezel/shadowheart towards 65+ 😭 like??? #I SCREAMED when he invited me to an afterparty #anw. i find it funny my ocs morals line up well w astarion (not that thats a good thing but rn in act 1 theyre judt 2 silly guys avin a gaff #to karlachs dismay. girl ily be poly w me 😭 #I WANNA GO HOME N BG3 SI BAAASDDDD RRRGRRGHHH RIPPING A PILLOW TO SHREDS #wig talk

[rivalcobalt]

Cinnamoroll Mikas stay winning

#ons #hyakuya mikaela #mikaela hyakuya #cinnamoroll #seraph of the end #cosplay #my cosplay #yes thats my actual hair i dont have a wig rn sorry #i know its too short on the sides but i tried #also 0/10 do not recommend styling anime bangs on your own head if you dont normally style your hair with product #sanrio #sanrio collab #pics

[rakimaiirisa]

Wrap around dress

#skyrim #lydia #yes thats vanilla lydia with a wig #skyrim companion #pretty clothes

[gaynazario]

sorry i havent been posting for a few days i am in a different country currently and havent touched choices in days but here.. have this

#yes i know this is the exact same as my ame one #i cant help it if every choices mc and love interest is neurodivergent coded.. #we're all autistic baby #thats my guy on the left btw king of hair that i draw much cuter than it actually is #party city ass wig #his name is kenny btw full name was gonna be kenneth kenny lee before i saw our last name is already rose #so i pretend its hyphenated lee-rose to cope #choices #choices stories you play #playchoices #crimes of passion #im a broken record now but just try and tell me trystan thorne isnt autistic #simply the truth #my posts

[jamiethebeeart]

3/4 of the photos are just me laughing at the absurd posing but !!!! Updated Spinner cosplay!

And the back :)

#the day of i could NOT find my black pants i was v upset and running late #the bee talks #anyways :))) those arent the final gloves... or wig styling... or knee guards... or shirt.... BUT! its v v close to the final goal #also! >:( the anime changed the size of Spinner's swords AGAIN so im just over here crying in refs that dont match #this also goes for his shirt. #ignore the bandages sliding off my arm :) im still being stubborn about sewing them together :))) i like reusing things as much as possible #one day I'll remember the patterning on the boots.... that was not today :))) maybe one day #kept forgetting ro smooth the wig back. instead it flops near my face.... just like when i draw spinner :)))) #also yes! the gray part of his shirt does not go all the way down! its really like a little vest? thats sewn on? so strange #i fucking love spinner so much!!! but hes a pain to wear to indoor cons woth the masks and the mask and the wig and the wig cap #im not throwing this in the spinner tag bc im shy but if you find it anyways thats cool :) #im not doing a detail shot of my face on tumbrl lmao thats for my insta cosplay acct only

[volfoss]

Doll stuff under cut etc 👍 got the wig on my silly doll or smth

The colors came together really well :) just waiting on her turtleneck to arrive in the mail but the cooler pinks in the eyes and hair really work well w the warmer tones of the faceup imo :)

#twist rambles #bjd posting #Cordula #eyes are from CSLInspirations on etsy (literally my fave eyeshop. all my dolls have eyes from them minus my anime one) and wig is from + #jamiesbjdpropshop who literally. the most gorgeous thick and soft wigs ever #i rly like their wigs tbh like they have very unique colors and stuff :) i love the pinky grey tones of this one and aca has one thats a + #really pretty wavy brown ombre wig and oughh the second i get him a good wig cap so it isnt slipping off all the time. #but yeah idk its very like. finishing the faceup rly solidified to me in my mind of yes. thats cordula to me. im super pumped to sculpt the #hearing aids and get her clothes and have her all together like :) idk!! I'm just pumped etc #when i get my new dolls head tomorrow ill get a silly group picture or smth :? #*:) #i need to redo beatrix (my big anime doll)s faceup soonish but im like idk. it's all coming together 🥺

[killuaisaprincess]

Ki(ki)’s delivery service 🥺 

#personal #WANTED TO USE CUTE FILTER FOR MY BABEY BUT ALSO #want authentic photo so some are filter and some are notttt I know even the most authentic cosplays still have some editing so I don’t feel #shame in using a cute filter for some 🥺😤 im not a professional cosplayer this is just for fun but yeah #my selfie stick didn’t work so floor Chan it is again #THIS IS MY EARLY HALLOWEEN POST #my cheeks hurt from scrubbing the face tattoo off but it was worth it cuz it was fun #I JUST LOVE KI 🥺 #it’s fun dressing up as my babey #I LOVE KI AND ONLY KI 😤 #YES I WANNA DO THIS EVERY YEAR NOW #KI IN CUTE DRESSES KI IN CUTE HALLOWEEN OUTFITS #😤 KI IN DRESSES #Fliters also help cuz Ki is BABEY and the cutest and I’m not saying I’m the ugliest soul on the planet but I can’t match my babey 🥺 #THATS ALSO WERE EDITS COME IN HAND AHHHHH GOTTA CHOSE ONE #KI IN CUTE HALLOWEEN THING EDIT #I have a bunch of Killua wigs but two fit my face the best so I only use those really orz goes to buyee #Killua #hxh #;windy’s stuff #*where

[asaxophony]

These are all horrible mirror photos bc im home alone but Artemis is finished 😩

#minus her wig obviously but thats gonna get done at the con lmao #now i just. have to pack 🙃 #incase ur curious yes i do have to strap the quiver around my leg bc its that big

[koushirouizumi]

M E, past 72~ hours: Did the shirts arrive did the shirts arrive did the shirts arri DIGI-SHIRTS: *ARRIVED!!!* m E: OH THANK

#koushirouizumi positive #koushirouizumi chat posts #koushirouizumi chat humor #koushirouizumi dgmn #koushirouizumi advs #(oK OK YES SHIRTS FINALLY MADE IT I was Bit Concern itd take Bit Longer) #(I did 2 day shipment but it was more like 3~???) #(But yeah they usually do need a processing day) #(oK ANYWAY) #(I CAN ALSO USE MIMI SHIRT) #(WITH MY SHORT BLACK WIG + NORMAL GLASSES COMBO) #(AND POSE WITH GOMAMON PLUSH) #(AND DO A PIC THAT WAY...) #(YEAH so I need to try these on later!!!) #(As an alternative for something tri!Jou related I can use plain white business top that came w school uniform outfits + tie + pants combo) #(The tie wont be correct color but aaa hopefully it wont matter) #(And wig will have to be black but yEAH as long as I have Gomamon plush + Gomamon line cards hopefully itd be RECOGNIZEABLE...) #(I Dont Have Jous Correct Glasses Type All Of Mine Are Narrow Frames s O B) #(oK BUT I CAN PRETEND ITS 'TRI JOU NOT LONG AFTER TRI WITH YET ANOTHER NEW GLASSES PAIR' ANYWAY HOPEFULLY THE THOUGHT COUNTS) #(Thats basically all I can throw together on such short notice but mannnn) #(He already did get an outpour of support but Im still worried bc no responses???.....)

[ladamedemartel]

"I adore of you your hair. The perfect fiery frame for your delectable features."

@lordofthestrix reblogged a "What’s the one thing your muse adores about mine?" meme and apparently that means Tristan sends things to Rory

#yes #she has great hair #lowkey hard to figure out how many wigs rebecca had #because her hair color varies a lot #i think all of the wig budget went to rebecca and rebekah #thats why everyone else had such bad wigs #and oliver didn't even get a wig at all #not even when he buzzed his hair after he thought he was done