#and you’ll be back

[currently-having-a-gay-crisis]

guys i’m back because christian borle was on the broadway cruise and now it’s happening again

#see:my pinned post #christian borle #broadway #broadway cruise #and he sang hard to be the bard #and you’ll be back #and other songs too #i wish i could be him #something rotten #hamilton #i suppose #gender envy #sigh #william shakespeare #it’s hard to be the bard #it’s sexy but it’s hard #for real #literally haven’t been on tumblr in ages but i had to post this #this is my revival tour i guess #oh no not again #but you’re so sexy aha #sorry that was weird #anyways

[sanjisblackasswife]

Gojo’s body irl:

argue with ur mammy about it.

#TimikosGojo #he also gives the vibes he’d always feel naturally cold. #mf will touch the back of ur neck knowing you’ll shrivel up KSJSJKSKSKS #jujutsu gojo #gojo saturo #gojo satoru #jjk gojo #gojo x reader #gojo headcanons #gojo #jjk headcanons #jujutsu kaisen #jujutsu satoru

[thatswhatsushesaid]

“um, you are actually supposed to hate this character with your whole chest, the text is EXTREMELY clear that he is terrible and you should not like him”

well i like him anyway. what are you going to do about it, tell my mom?

#salty peak sect 🧂 #this is not just about jgy but it is mostly about jgy #(and nhs to a lesser extent) #also the text is NOT clear that he is evil or that we should hate him #and no amount of snippy and self-important commentary is ever going to change that #also go ahead and tell my mom!! rip whoever manages to get her on the phone #you’ll never get those 3.5 hrs of your life back again

[dredgesnails]

i genuinely think the people who insist the life series is scripted just don’t understand the difference between something scripted and something that’s been given a basic premise and directives that everyone involved in agrees to play along with for the bit. like, no, specific moments aren’t scripted, but there’s a reason the series isn’t just “best pvper wins” and it’s because they deliberately prioritise entertainment over pure skill because the same person winning every time just wouldn’t be fun.

like, for the most part they’re a bunch of drama kids who have been given the perfect playground to act out the shakespearian tragedy of their dreams (some more so than others) (hello rendog) and they’re given the tools and situation to do so but everything else is just improv. and they’re also just having fun like i think we should all remember they’re doing this to have fun with their friends and play on a server where anything goes and they can grief all they want and sometimes they’ll just make stupid mistakes like walking off the side of a diving board and dying because they were so miffed about losing to a best tower competition they forgot where the stairs were, or blowing themselves up with their own tnt trap because they placed one block in the wrong place.

also i think people forget just how generally predictable people are in general, like after five seasons you can definitely start to guess how people will behave because they’re just like that. joel is reckless and he likes to poke the bear, martyn is good at staying alive but not good at keeping hearts (the difference between winning limlife and going out early in secret life), scott is good at the social game and a formidable opponent but also terribly self sacrificial, bdubs will betray anyone he’s allied with if offered something good, etc etc etc

#anyway it’s all just silly fun and a lot of people take it too seriously #it’s also like. genuinely how would you script some of these moments #‘mumbo it’s important you place the fenceposts down here. they’ll come into play later’ #chekovs fenceposts #‘joel the script says you have to lose all your lives this episode yeah sorry man but you’ll get some back later’ #awkduahkduajdiaid #anyway i’m here for a gem or joel win next season #trafficblr #traffic smp #grian #mumbo jumbo #geminitay #smallishbeans #inthelittlewood #tangotek #scott smajor #bdoubleo100 #rendog #life series smp #secret life #ethoslab #jimmy solidarity

[cashmoneyyysstuff]

you’re watching the maury show on your computer when katsuki marches into your room without a word and flops down next to you on your bed.

“ hello to you, too.” you snort. his words are muffled by your sheets but you’re about 90% sure he told you to shut up, you ignore it.

he lays face down on your bed for a while not saying anything and you know he’s had a long day and wants to be close to you without actually talking. you don’t mind, you’ll give him his space until he reaches out himself.

and he does after a little bit, turning his head around to face you as he looks from you to your computer screen, eyes focusing on the woman screaming that the man she cheated on her husband with was 100% not the father of her baby, mixed with the cheers of the audience.

he looks at you and raises a brow “ what’s happenin ?”

“ lady cheated on her husband with his brother.” you respond.

“ his brother ?” he repeats. his eyebrows furrow and you know he’s hooked. if there’s one thing katsuki loves but will never admit he does, it’s trash tv.

you nod, grinning somewhat evilly “his brother. now they’re trying to find out which one’s the father.”

he hums, scooting himself closer to you so he can see the screen too. he flips himself around so his neck isn’t craned at that awkward angle anymore and settles himself down right next to you. hook, line and sinker.

he wraps his arm around your shoulder and shoves his head in your neck, breathing you in. you both don’t say anything. “do you want me to play it from the beginning for you ?” he shakes his head in your neck. you reach your hand up to scratch at his scalp and you smile when he sighs. he holds you a little tighter, pressing feather light kisses into your neck.

katsuki’s never been good at expressing himself with any other emotion that isn’t anger. it makes him feel stupid and weak and soft. he’s had a long fucking day and he doesn’t wanna talk about it, simply wanting to indulge in you but he can’t tell you that, can’t find the words to, so he tries to find other ways to tell you and he hopes you understand and you do.

katsuki’s thankful for you because sometimes he wants to talk, wants to open up about what’s bothering him but sometimes he doesn’t. he doesn’t and you don’t pry when you know he doesn’t and he’s so thankful for you. he presses kisses on your skin and soft bites at your flesh to convey just how thankful he is, how grateful he is for having you. he hopes every warm press of his lips against your skin can convey how much he loves you loving him. and it does, because you turn your head and kiss the side of his head so sweetly and he knows you’re it for him.

he’ll tell you all of this one day, he promises. he’ll tell you all the thoughts swimming around in his head one day, but he hopes this’ll do for now. and unknowingly to him, it absolutely does.

he pulls his head out of your neck and kisses you hard on the cheek one, two, three times and you giggle. you feel him smile into your cheek when he kisses you a fourth time.

“fuck’re they screamin’ about ?” he says and you turn to look back at the screen. the woman is yelling at her husband’s brother vehemently denying the possibility of him being her baby’s father. you feel a little bad for laughing. “ she says he’s not the dad” you answer.

he clicks his tongue “ why the fuck is she on the show then.” he says, turning his attention back to your computer but his grip on you stays secure. you press yourself a little closer to him.

you’re still smiling lightly when you look back at your screen, simply shrugging. “ she said something about her having more sex with her husband than with him.” you answer and he snorts.

“ ten bucks neither one of them’s the father.”

#based off me falling back into the maury rabbit hole LMFAOO #i lowkey love this dumbass show #not as much as a luv my boyfriend tho #have i told yall how much i love him btw did i forget to mention that orr #I kinda like this #lil blurb #wtf typa word even is blurb lmfao #I love fluff #sorry to all the sad bitches #but leave me alone w that lemme be happy #bakugou imagine #bakugou katsuki x reader #bakugo fluff #katsuki bakugou x reader #katsuki x reader #bakugou x reader #katsuki bakugo x reader #convinced katsuki goes like ‘ten bucks that___’ but then gets mad when you offer him money when hes right LMFAOOO #(am i projecting ? you’ll never know) #(yes i am)

[fleshwithfleas]

I’m very normal about them

#naruto #naruto fanart #naruto temari #temari #naruto shikamaru #shikamaru nara #shikatema #ninjago art #goes on a hiatus and comes back in a different ninja fandom cutely #you’ll never guess what I’ve been rewatching #I still like Ninjago guys i swear don’t worry #shikamaru x temari #theyre my favorite canon ship fr

[telesilla]

Not gonna go out on this limb on a 25k post, but maybe it’s okay that kids today don’t know as much about using an actual computer as we do/did? Is it useful knowledge? Of course it is. So is using a sewing machine or being able to rebuild your VW with a copy of that one book every VW driver used to have. That’s not the right question—most practical knowledge is useful after all. The question should be “is it relevant to the way people live right now.” “How to Keep Your VW Alive” is a timeless fucking classic; my ex and I kept our copy long after he sold his VW. But I’m not buying a copy now because it won’t exactly help me keep my VW ID4 on the road.

And it’s funny, because I tend to read along with those posts and nod my head, because back in my day we HAD to know all that computer stuff. And then for some reason today, I remembered a conversation my mom and I had with my grandma in the mid 70s when I was a teenager. Grandma made my mom’s wedding dress. She worked at a department store doing alterations on foundation wear, which if you look at 1950s foundation wear, you’ll realize was both necessary and difficult. So she was shocked when I said most of my friends didn’t know their way around a sewing machine. “But how do you make sure your clothes fit?!” Well, Grandma, people don’t wear heavy foundation wear any more and clothes don’t need to be as tailored as they did back in the day—it’s 1975 and the only alterations I need to do is hemming my flares so they just touch the floor when I’m wearing platforms.

Now you can back up and look at the broader picture, the one that says, but your car should be repairable by you as long as you have clear instructions, and you should be able to alter your clothes or make your own, and yes, you should know how to organize the files on the desktop of your laptop. But the fact that for the most part it’s become easier and easier to just not do those things (if they can be done at all) isn’t exactly the fault of Kids Today. And it’s certainly not meeting them where they are or even trying to understand why they feel they don’t need that knowledge if, instead of looking at why they don’t have it and maybe even don’t need it, you just decry their lack of the Deep Wisdom.

#idk man #we see shit all the time about how saying insensitive stuff #affects the listener #how can you be on these kids’ side #if you clutch your pearls in their hearing #about shit no one’s teaching them to do? #maybe you’re not blaming them #but think back to the time you didn’t know how to do something #your folks did back in the day #made ya feel kinda dumb didn’t it? #also it’s hilarious that this is about kids not using laptops #next you’ll be telling me they don’t know how to go online using dialup #and then loading something onto their website using ftp #what do you mean yon don’t know COBOL? #like fuck man #this is just adults bitching about kids #and i thought we weren’t gonna do that anymore?

[poorly-drawn-monhun]

bring him back :[

#monster hunter #poorly drawn monster hunter #hunters notes ✏️ #modlagi #great jaggi #jaggi #one day great jaggi…one day you’ll come back….

[malbenita]

Girls are heh

#my art #anya forger #becky blackbell #spy x family #spy family fanart #I still have stuff at my storage jsjssjajsnsjs #was terribly sick last week but now back on track #I’m a cockroach I won’t die so easy eheheheh #btw if you have exams now - best wishes and good luck hug to you you’ll pass

[emo-batboy]

Little Headcanon About Battinson Solving Cold Cases :)

#hello yes I saw this in a vision #after Gordon figures out Bruce’s identity #gordon tries to get the attention-starved billionaire off his back by just shoving all their cold cases at him #only to realize that it is Bruce’s favorite enrichment #Bruce: so what else do you have :) Gordon: oh uhh that was all Bruce: oh come on >:( #Bruce: Alfred they don’t have any more cold cases :( Alfred: darn guess you’ll just have to do your job for once then #battinson #bruce wayne #jim gordon #batman #the batman 2022 #batman 2022 #the batman #battinson needs a hug #dc universe #gotham #soft bruce wayne #lieutenant Gordon

[dang-dood]

the four notes mimicking saxon!master’s four beats and then the doctor being sucked into a drum was mental 😭

#doctor who #you’ll never get away from the woman who loves you #yada yada #thoschei #the master #saxon master #fifteenth doctor #mine #man i so wish dhawan master would come back #come home the wife (the doctor) and the kids (viewers) miss you #and missy though #3 masters on screen at once? #please #we’ve had three doctors #dhawan!master #missy #saxon!master

[heroesriseandfall]

Always funny to me that Dick Grayson put so much effort into disguising himself every single time he entered and left Starfire’s apartment so no one would know he lived there, only for a 13 year old kid to show up at her apartment asking for him by name. And then when Dick isn’t there, Tim just breaks into Dick’s previous apartment he hadn’t lived in for months. At that point why bother with the disguises if a 13 year old is always figuring out everywhere you live.

#also Dick gets back from meeting Tim and soon enough Tim just shows up on his doorstep again and is like ‘train me’ #the chaotic brother duo where Dick is just being stalked by an enthusiastic child with an unlimited bus pass budget (canon) #humor compounded by the fact that Dick’s reaction to this after ‘wtf’ is ‘you’ll make a great robin :)’ #tim drake #dick grayson #batfam #batbros #bonds: I knew it was you #heroesriseandfall #batman: a lonely place of dying

[wigglebox]

Suptober - Day 1 || Liminal [x]

#suptober23 #suptober #destiel #destiel fanart #castiel #dean winchester #spnfanart #wiggleart #ITS FINALLLY HEEERRREEEE #of course the first prompt was a little difficult right off the bat and at first I was just gonna shove them in the back rooms #but then after brainstorming with a friend came to this #idea that the conversation in 0407 was a liminal one of Cas’ mental state at the time #it happened at a playground which is Classic Liminal Art subject matter #and then decided to set it at night which is Liminal Time #like when you’re at a sleep over and diving into your deepest secrets with your friends before the sun comes up #also a reminder line art from this challenge alone with 9 other doodles are going up for sale as a 40 drawing coloring page packet #you’ll be able to print out #I’m so excited about that!

[therealcalrissian]

everyday i wake up and i scream

#it will never be the same #CODY COME BACK I KNOW YOURE OUT THERE #fives just force ghost your way back to them #you’ll figure it out #star wars #the clone wars #the clones #the 501st #commander cody #captain rex #arc trooper echo #arc trooper fives

[kitamars]

ante up

#kickflips back into my aa hyperfixation #what can i say im weak for dads who are doing their best #phoenix wright is already such an ideal man #but make him shady and morally grey? im in love #you’ll probably get a sketch dump one of these days i’ve been doodling so much aa its debilitating #mostly beanix though my beloved #phoenix wright #ace attorney #gyakuten saiban #aa #ok bye

[ilostyou]

let’s GOOOOOOO

#guys i need this i need it #you’ll always find your way back home #taylor swift