#andrealphus goetia

[gloomygoetia]

Okay, hear me out!

In the Season Two trailer, when we get this shot:

I guess some folks are theorizing that Blitz is protecting Stolas from Andrealphus, because he is icy, and the ground is icy, too.

But I have another theory!

I personally can’t see Stolas cowering helplessly to Andrealphus. He’s a lesser goetia, having only the rank of marquis, if I’m remembering correctly. Therefore, wouldn’t Stolas be more powerful than him, and why would he be cowering under that circumstance?

But you know who probably IS more powerful than Stolas, and who else casts a spiky shadow?

This guy!

My personal theory is that Blitz is defending Stolas from his very own father! Because, well, Paimon MUST have power greater than Stolas, and if anyone could strip Stolas of his rank (notice he’s not wearing a crown in the first shot!), certainly it would be Paimon. And I could see Stolas cowering to Paimon, and doing nothing to defend himself from him!

That would also make Blitz one crazy, or brave, motherf*cker, to protect Stolas in that moment. (My Stolitz loving heart says that such a heroic act would only be done by someone who ~loves him~, because I can’t see any other motivation for Blitz to take on Paimon, lol. But that is subject for another post!)

So, IS it Paimon that they’re fighting in the trailer? Am I right? Am I wrong? I dunno, but I can’t wait for the episodes to come out to see if my theory is correct or not!

#helluva boss #helluva boss trailer #stolas #stolitz #blitzo #blitzø #helluva boss andrealphus #helluva boss paimon #helluvaverse #helluva boss theory #helluva boss stolas #andrealphus goetia #stolas goetia

[tranquil-slaughterhouse]

He could be a Hell of a polymath if you give him thousands of doorstoppers full of various subjects.

#helluva boss #stolas #stella #andrealphus #stolas goetia #stella goetia #andrealphus goetia #helluva stolas #helluva stella #helluva andrealphus #helluva boss stolas #helluva boss stella #helluva boss andrealphus

[uselessalexis165]

HYPERVENTILATING INTENSIFIES

#bro i’m gonna pass out #my text #helluva boss #loona #blitzo #millie #moxxie #vassago #stolas goetia #andrealphus goetia #stolitz

[malotte00]

Fashion of goetia🌌

#helluva boss #helluva boss stolas #helluva boss vassago #helluva boss andrealphus #stolas #vassago #andrealphus goetia #art #illustration #procreate #artists on tumblr #digital art #commission open #digital commissions open #art commisions #character art #malotte00

[willowshimmer]

I think this is gonna be a meeting of the higher rankings of hell like the Goetias and Seven deadly sins due to us only seeing the royal/rulers of hell.

And also this can't be overlords cause we've already seen overlord meeting in Hazbin so this is most likely gonna be a meeting between the higher ups.

But what is the meeting about? I think it's possibly with the situation of Stolas and Blitz which could be why Satan is saying the "You're a disgrace" or whatever cause he finds out that Stolas is in love with an imp or he's saying this to Asmodeus.

Who knows? BUT IM SO PUMPED UP FOR THE NEW EPISODES!

#hazbin hotel #helluva boss #vassago helluva boss #helluva boss vassago #helluva boss mammon #mammon helluva boss #andrealphus goetia #helluva boss andrealphus #helluva boss satan #satan helluva boss #stolas #stolas goetia #helluva boss goetia #stolitz #helluva boss blitz #blitzø

[arzzyxi]

★I WAS WONDERING WHY THIS WAS SO FUNNY AND IT HIT ME.

•ive been giggling at this for the past hour I hope no one has done this yet 😭😭

•IM GUNNA DRAW THIS. RNRN.

•ITS PERFECT.

#helluva fanart #helluva boss #helluva blitzo #helluva stolas #helluva andrealphus #meme #helluva boss memes #hazbin hotel #i cant take myself seriously #helluva boss season 2 #helluva boss spoilers #stolas goetia #ars goetia #andrealphus goetia #blitzo buckzo #stella goetia #helluva boss full moon #viziepop #viziepop helluva boss

[666news-and-horoscopes]

#helluva boss #vivziepop #the onion #andrealphus #andrealphus helluva boss #helluva boss andrealphus #andrealphus goetia #andrealphus goetia helluva boss #helluva boss andrealphus goetia #stella #stella helluva boss #helluva boss stella #stella goetia #helluva boss stella goetia #stella goetia helluva boss #spoiler #spoilers #/ spoiler #spoiler / #/ spoilers #spoilers / #// spoiler #spoiler // #spoilers // #// spoilers #image edit #western energy #if the show goes there it will *really* be cooking with charcoal #lesser queue of solomon

[afrognamedfizzarolli]

Holy. Fucking. Shit.

SEASON 2 TRAILER BITCHES

I'm absolutely loosing my mind! I actually woke up to my phone blowing up about it. And I've spent the last few hours rewatching it and trying to break it down. So I'm going to share my thoughts!

Ive organized all the clips into the separate episodes I believe they are from, so lets start with The Full Moon. Here's my theory about how I think these clips line up and what the episode will be about!

So to start, I'm confident these clips with Vassago and Andrealphus take place in this episode. Probably the first part asking where Stolas is being near the very beginning of the episode. The shot of Andrealphus I'm not sure of though. (I'd like to mention how much I love how his tail comes up and makes it clear he is in fact a peacock)

Next we have these clips of Blizø and Stolas. Stolas is evidently frustrated. While this could very likely be in the later half, I have a feeling this is early in the episode, probably when Blitzø shows up for their full moon meeting. I'm guessing this is where Stolas dumps on Blitzø that he wants to actually be loved. The shot of the flower would also make sense to be in this scene as they are in the garden.

I believe this form we see attack Stolas and Blitzø is Vassago. This is tricky as far as where it goes, but I'm going to place it here as Blitzø is in his signature outfit here like he was in the last scene. Stolas has changed though

Here's where we start to see Blitzø in his outfit specific outfit. I think this is later that day or the next day, him planning to go back to see Stolas and properly express that he indeed loves him. Here I think he is telling Moxxie that he is not going to be working that day and literally dumping the work load on Mox.

I looove these clips! My guess to whats happening here is that Blitzø goes to Fizz looking for help, one of them has the idea to bring a gift to Stolas, Fizz takes Blitzø into this part of the palace with a bunch of Ozzies creations. He pulls out the absurdity large toy as an idea. Eventually they end up deciding on the "Dankee" candle, which Blitzø brings to Stolas. I also love that it looks like he scaled the wall up to the balcony while dragging this comically large candle in a sack.

Here's the part we've all been dreading waiting for... The crystal. I think here is where Stolas gives it to him, and express' how much he hates the transactional deal they have going on. Blitzø completely takes it the wrong way, thinking Stolas is giving it to him as a way to tell him to fuck off.

Here Blitzø also says the "You fucks think you can do this every time" which is alluding to again that Blitzø has experience and possibility was involved with another royal at some point. I know this isnt a new theory, but I think Vassago is a very likely candidate as its very convenient to have this line and Vassago introduced in (presumably) the same episode. This could also just be referring to higher class demons in general, such as Verosika

These next few clips I believe all take place in The Full Moon as well, but I'm not confident on their placement. The shot of Octavia maybe not, but her line what was over it, saying how Stolas doesn't love her or Stella, only Blitzø, is most likely near in this episode though.

For these 3, I think they are during the Stolitz duet, either in the very beginning or ending of the episode (I seem to remember it being said the episode will open with it, but I might be imagining that)

In the part where the images of Blitzø shatter, it's the one closest to Stolas first and then makes its way out, it's also the one closest to him where Blitzø looks the happiest and as they get further he looks more upset/distressed.

The sequence of Blitzø and Stolas' silhouettes could also be almost anywhere but makes sense during the duet. I love the detail of Blitzø's tattoo showing as a heart as a child and as an adult its a broken heart (it's hard to see in these screen shots cause Tumblr decided to nuke the quality)

In the part where Stolas is singing with the celestial imagery he is again wearing a red turtle neck under his cape which bares a resemblance to the one hes wearing when Blitzø is protecting him. I'm not sure if this means anything, but fells worth pointing out.

Again I am sorry for the shit photo quality, and possible bad grammar and spelling. I currently have the posts for the rest of the episodes nearly done so expect those in the next few hours ♡ Id love to hear any other ideas or theories about the upcoming episodes, or anything I missed/got wrong!

Pt. 1: The Full Moon | Pt. 2 :Apology Tour | Pt. 3: Ghostfuckers | Pt. 4: Mastermind | Pt. 5: Sinsmas

#helluva boss #blitzø #brandon rogers #stolas #stolitz #fizzarolli #stolas goetia #octavia goetia #Vassago #Vassago Goetia #moxxie knolastname #andrealphus goetia #Hellaverse #Blitzo #Blitz #blitzo buckzo #Helluva analyzations #season 2 trailer #vivziepop #Spindlehorse

[al-of-the-stars]

Andrealphus dating headcannons!

A/n: WOOIOO! First non-request post!! I love Andrealphus so much so ofc I had to write something for him. In the approximately 2 minutes he was on screen, he managed to become my favorite character and he lives in my head Rent free. To all my fellow Andrealphus ejoyers, congratulations, you are getting fed <3

-I feel like he falls into at least one of two categories: Evil to everyone except you OR evil to everyone WITH you (like “let's take over this world together, my love” kinda guy) 

-He is the kind of guy to take you to the finest restaurants and act like it's no big deal

-Treats you like royalty 

-Despite being cold and calculating to others, he will be full honest and gentle with you

-If you compare him to Elsa from Frozen, you will be given an extremely annoyed eye twitch

-He admires you like you're the brightest gem in all the three realms; he could spend hours just looking at you

-He buys you matching jewelry to show off to everyone in hell that you are his and he is yours (and honestly because he thinks you look amazing in blue <3)

-Slow dancing in the castle ballroom 

#helluva boss #helluva #helluva boss x reader #helluva x reader #andrealphus x reader #helluva boss andrealphus #andrealphus goetia

[almacambiondaughterofsaleos]

Once I Would Have Said Fuck Stella, But Now I Say Stella Get His Self-Pitying Ass

Yeah, she's supposed to be a card carrying villainess, but after seeing how much of a whiney pathetic ass Stolas is I want him to suffer so much for never admitting his mistakes and the narrative trying to justify him as a poor abused baby. I am going to say drag his ass and take everything he has because fuck him.

#helluva boss #helluva boss critical #helluva boss criticism #helluva boss critique #vivziepop critical #vivziepop criticism #vivziepop #anti-vivziepop #stella #stolas #anti-stolas #stolas critical #stolas criticism #andrealphus goetia #stella goetia

[bleucaesura]

Out of curiosity (to see if I could get some cast spoilers lol) I was on IMDB today and I discovered something under Helluva Boss for the coming episode “Sinsmas”:

Oh hai there Kesha! 😊 Looking forward to some more Beelzebub!

The cast listed under each episode is super limited. But hey… lookie lookie who’s gunna be in “FULL MOON”:

Andrealphus you skank! Whatcha doin to my bois?! 🫥

#helluva boss #queen bee #sin of gluttony #queen beelzebub #helluva boss andrealphus #andrealphus goetia #blitzo x stolas #blitzø x stolas #stolitz #stolitz must be happy for my sanity #give me the full moon episode please #helluva boss beelzebub

[tranquil-slaughterhouse]

#helluva boss #pokemon #andrealphus #stolas #vassago #stella #glaceon #umbreon #flareon #espeon #andrealphus goetia #stolas goetia #vassago goetia #stella goetia #helluva andrealphus #helluva stolas #helluva vassago #helluva stella #helluva boss andrealphus #helluva boss stolas #helluva boss vassago #helluva boss stella

[uselessalexis165]

royals and tea sets 🫖

#i want lucifer’s tea set #my text #helluva boss #hazbin hotel #stella goetia #andrealphus goetia #asmodeus #lucifer morningstar

[duaghterofstories]

In the mood to write a Helluva Boss AU, which should I do:

#helluva boss #helluva blitzo #helluva stolas #helluva loona #helluva boss stolas #helluva stella #helluva boss stella #helluva fizzarolli #helluva boss fizzarolli #hulluva boss #helluva boss fanfiction #helluva fanfiction #helluva boss fanfic #helluva fandom #stolitz #blitzo #stolas goetia #stolas #stolas helluva boss #fizzarolli #fizzarozzie #andrealphus goetia #helluva boss andrealphus

[twisting-echo]

This shitpost was inspired by a silly exchange between me and @small-tragedies (my sister) that we had on Discord. The first three edits were made by me, and the bottom two manips were made by @dawn64, but I just edited the word bubbles on them.

I'm actually surprised by how well I made the dialogue fit the pictures. Anyway, here is an Austin Powers gif, enjoy~

#shitpost #helluva boss #millie knolastname #andrealphus goetia #millie x andrealphus #andrealphus x millie #helluva boss andrealphus #andrealphus helluva boss #millie helluva boss #helluva boss millie #hb millie #millie hb #stella goetia #stella helluva boss #helluva boss stella

[666news-and-horoscopes]

#helluva boss #vivziepop #the onion #andrealphus #andrealphus goetia #helluva boss andrealphus #andrealphus helluva boss #andrealphus goetia helluva boss #helluva boss andrealphus goetia #image edit #western energy #lesser queue of solomon