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lplantxll · 24 days
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Doug Rattmann
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thunderkite01 · 2 years
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Lost focus and had a consensual workplace relationship
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cassketti · 2 years
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I drew chell LOL
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rupertbbare · 1 year
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The Gentry Turret by Risachantag
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rocketpog · 2 years
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Long fall boots
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peachpaws0 · 1 year
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2: Oracle Turret
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olyrik · 2 years
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ngeruma · 6 months
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"Distality" | Perpetual Testing | Portal 2 Community Maps & Mods
By distantjetlines
Short and sweet conveyancing maneuvers, plus fat jokes.
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severevoiddragon · 3 months
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File 001: Mr. Scar Goodtimes
Real name: We're still not sure, and frankly, we're too afraid to ask.
Job: CEO and Founder, Former CEO
Notes: CEO and Founder of Apeture Science, Mr. Scar Goodtimes raised this company from the ground. From making shower curtains to our new scientific advances, he has led our company to prosperity.
More writing under the cut!
Statement from Mr. Goodtimes: "Hello, all you investors and test subjects, Scar Goodtimes here, CEO and founder of Apeture Science. You might be wondering, "Scar, what possessed you to buy hundreds of dollars of moon rocks?" And the answer would be: Science! Just some good, ol' fashioned Science. Cleo, tell the Lab Boys to see if ground up moon rocks can do any Science."
Additional Note: We're not sure how Mr. Goodtimes came into possession of billions of dollars, considering he spends them all almost as soon as he gets them. The stock ratings are awful, and had it not been for Mr. Goodtimes' fortune, Apeture would have been bankrupt within its first two months.
Note from Mr. Goodtimes: "You know what I think will help achieve our aim of a big, beautiful tomorrow? AI. Artificial Intelligence. Cleo, can you get the Lab Boys working on that? Thank you. You see, I want to try and put myself into a computer! Wouldn't that just be great? Then I can get to see that great big, beautiful tomorrow. So, I'm getting the Lab Boys to work on that now! Say... That diamond looking moon rock looks suspiciously tasty..."
Additional Note 2: Mr. Goodtimes has begun eating the moon rocks. We hope this has no health concerns.
Additional Note 3: There were, in fact, health concerns. While we cannot get a direct statement from Mr. Goodtimes at this moment, he has stated that he wants Miss Cleo Zombie to "run this place" in the event of his premature death, and that the "Lab Boys" should "Stick her in <his> computer" if needs be.
Additional Note 4: It is with a heavy heart we report the death of Mr. Scar Goodtimes. As his tragic death occurred before the completion of the "GLaDOS Project", Miss Cleo Zombie will take Mr. Goodtimes' place as CEO of Aperture.
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7yd1a · 4 months
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LEGO Dimensions Portal is such a crazy ride. It's Portal 3. It's not canon. The whole cast is back. Chell's emoting. There's mantis men. Rattmann's alive. There's Cave Core. Everyone says each other's names. Companion Cubes are full of bones. We get the saddest, gayest ChellDOS pining song to date. GLaDOS makes a Chelley joke. Batman, the Doctor, and Gandalf the Grey go to Apeture Science. Chell rides a turret like a horse. Black Mesa is involved.
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homokommari · 14 days
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i wish i was a graphic designer for a comically evil corporation. like i wanna be the guy making posters for apeture science that say shit like "REMEMBER if you die ON THE JOB the cost of your funeral gets DOCKED FROM YOUR PAY! always wear SAFETY GOGGLES when diving into TOXIC PITS!"
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lefetfritos · 1 month
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hi ive seen ur stuff pop up whenever i search for half-life things and the tags always make me throw my head back. im so curious. may i ask what the portal to hell au is about. i mean this in a positive way i promise.
HI! YEAH! THIS IS GONNA BE A LONG POST
The portal to hell au was orignaly meant to just be an au fully combing portal and half life instead of there just being a few refrences to each other like in the game, but i also wanted an excuse to use a specific g-man design i made
The main premise of the au is that chell replaces gordons role in half life two because portal 2 happens around the same time gordon would normally get out of stasis in hl2.
Gordon is fully working under g-man along side adrian and never fully gets let out of stasis. The only reason g-man even employed gordon was because he knew gordon was wallaces kid, and g-man hates wallace.
Gordon never takes up any role in the resistance, and the only reason hes fighting against the combine and wallace is for g-man. Chell does take up a role in the resistance however and completeley takes the role of what gordon does in hl2.
And for the final sibling, john, his role is similae to barneys except while alot nicer than the other combine, hes not undercover for the resistance in anyway, but does support them. He eventually does completeley stop working for the combine and joins the resistance after chell is able to convince him however.
I also wanted to give wallace a reason to become the representative for humanity. Instead of him just being the manipulative asshole like he is in the game (he still kind of is one but thats besides the point) i wanted to make it so he had someone pressuring him into taking that role, so i gave him a dad.
His dad , William Breen (not a permanet name) only wanted wallace to take his job and continue the “family tradition” of becoming a higher up at black mesa, but wallace didnt really want that, which is where g-man comes in.
Gene (G-man) and wallace had been friends since highschool, and Gene had always known how bad wallaces dad was, so while they were together one day, Gene had wanted wallace to run away with him and their friends to get away from their parents. Wallace had to think about it but that gave his dad time to manipulate wallace into killing Gene.
Wallaces dad made Wallace push Gene into a expieremental teleporter, since it was thought that going into it would kill the person inside of it, it didnt how ever.
The teleporter completeley ripped out Genes soul, making him take on a kind of shadowy figure with no real physical form. He spent years in what looks like just a black void until he eventually figured out how to give himself a physical form. Hes able to control how he looks, so he gave himself kind of an uncanny look. While hes in this form where he actually has acertain look, hes no able to show emotions, so almost every emotion he shows, he has to show through the shadowy form.
The only other thing i can think to talk about is rose and wallace. Rose met wallace in a bar in 1969, a year after the teleporter incident. Wallace immediately adored rose but was terrified to talk to her.
He eventually saw her again at meetings that black mesa and apeture science had (before that whole dumbass rivalry started) and only talked to her because judith pushed him to.
They started dating a few weeks later, and eventually got married in 1971 during september. Rose eventually ended up having gordon on may of 1972, then chell in october of 1974, and finally john in april of 1977.
Both wallace and rose were amazing parents, and wallace didnt start becoming absent until rose disapeared in 1985.
Wallace was in a horrible place after rose disapeared, she was the only thing keeping him together. He tried his best to provide for his kids but becuase he was barely getting paid by his dad, and was not at home 99% percent of the time due to being at black mesa working under his dad, his kids grew to not like him and resented him.
Wallaces dad took rose disapearing as a way to manipulate wallace even more, causing him to become more of an asshole. He eventually even manipulated wallace into getting “enhancements” that caused wallace to stop aging and not be fully human anymore like him in 1987.
Thats kind of all i can remember right now smiles
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kingmystrie · 7 months
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GLaDOS is very vindictive and full of spite and thats why she's so relatable like yes do fill the entire area with neurotoxin they deserved it.
She's healing her inner child by killing all of the apeture science employees, being said she was probably only like a few months old at that point because Caroline and GLaDOS textually are not the same people. Even tho Cave Johnson states that the goal was to put Caroline in a computer GLaDOS herself clearly had no memories or anything abt these events and stuff until you get to old apeture.
So like what probably happened is that Carolines brain or whatever was mapped and put in the machine so that it could be used for more complex thought and somewhere in the process of coding GLaDOS the person element got lost. So you basically get a biomechanical brain with Caroline's habits and maybe a few personality traits and completely life experience and memories with added data and processes to complicate things further.
And in my opinion that is more analagous to being the child of someone than it is to be a person. Cause like you ARE your life experience and memories you would not act the same if you were born in a different country even if you had the same exact parents and dare i say even if you had the same homelife.
I do like caroline being a ghost in the machine still. Another way of possibly seeing it is that GLaDOS and Caroline are two alters in the same system.
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hlvraisr · 4 days
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SIMULATION UPDATED, STARTING UP SYSTEM
Hello, Gordon Wayne Martinez. This is a automated message of the Half Life simulation system created by Apeture science. This simulation will allow you to feel everything you feel in the simulation, and will help us out with getting everything correct.
If you feel something go wrong, or have lost a part of your body when the simulation is over, please contact [email protected].
We hope you have fun, and wish for you to send us your opinion after you're done with the simulation.
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Welcome to the Simulation Reality AU. This is based off a fanfic that is currently being created, which was created because of a thought.
"What if the game bled into Gordon's real life, and caused him to eventually lose his mind?"
This will be a story of how it all goes, and currently we are on ACT 1.
Act One: A new start.
AVAILABLE CHARACTERS TO ASK QUESTIONS TO AND WHERE THEY ARE;
Gordon W. Martinez - REAL WORLD
Benr(e)y - SIMULATION VOID
Forzen Sheperd - SIMULATION VOID
G-MAN - SIMULATION VOID
Tommy Collatta + Sunkist - SIMULATION VOID
Bubby - SIMULATION VOID
Harold Coomer - SIMULATION VOID
Darnold - SIMULATION VOID
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faebriel · 1 year
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pretty new to fandom and never have heard of bluesky, what fandom is it from? or is it just its own thing published to ao3?
ohhhh anon. oh boy anon.
okay so blue sky is a portal fanfic written by wafflestories, originally on livejournal, also on ffnet. here's the ffnet link. no it's not on ao3 yeah wild right. it is set post-portal 2, so if you don't know the story to the game i don't wanna spoil you and am gonna put All That Synopsis under a cut here. no spoilers for the actual fic tho! yayers
Meteors, signals, apologies, and that tricky little thing called humanity - four years after the events of Portal II, Wheatley's been handed a second chance, but it's not going to be plain sailing…
the summary says it all, really - after returning to earth from his spacely rendezvous, wheatley gets another chance at Not being a terrible person and mending his relationship with chell.
yea also it's chelley (chell/wheatley for the unacquainted). i don't actually know what the vibe check is on chelley these days i think chelldos is more common now at least on tumblr. and i am not arguing with that because that big robot is gay and frankly good for her. but i can say when i played the portal games back in like 2014 chelley had a fucking vice grip on the fandom. the soccerball was a tumblr sexyman, for goodness' sake. and of the squillions of chelley fics around at the time (some of them probably quite questionable in hindsight but we don't gotta talk about it right now) blue sky was the crown jewel.
the thing is? blue sky 100% deserves that spot. shit, it's one of my favourite fanworks ever.
arguably because it's not really focusing on being a shipfic. i know half this recommendation is talking about shipping but i'm giving some context here alright to the nouveau portal fans who were Not there in 2014 and i feel the need to justify like No This Fic Is Actually A Really Good Take On It Trust Me. we are not here to kiss the metal ball we are here to grab him by the lapels and watch him struggle to go from an objectively terrible person to a deeply insecure person three steps from relapsing Back into that terrible person to someone who actually has their moral and ethical shit together. i think it does portay glados in a less sympathetic light than some other fics but also bro (gender neutral) i was reading portal fic in 2014 and 2014 alone i saw so much worse than "yeah glados is still on her i'm-in-denial-about-my-humanity-and-taking-it-out-on-everyone-else schtick"
i'm sick of writing paragraphs. reasons why blue sky is really cool, fic spoilers minimal:
a redemption arc where a character's flaws are not skipped over; in fact, they are dragged into the light and shown off at all angles to be appropriately judged by the reader and the characters in story. no woobification here. if anything the opposite - blue sky takes opportunities to remind the reader wheatley is very capable of being a shit person and the fact that he is doing this whole redemption arc thing is important
but still acknowledging the trauma that is apeture science. saying shit's fucked up without excusing everything else that people did because of it
blue sky is definitely a wheatley centric fic (i don't think this is a bad thing because Let's Redeem Wheatley is a concept that requires a lot of narrative attention and heavylifting tbh) but it doesn't overlook chell's feelings about apeture and also about this whole oh wheatley's back situation. she's strong and badass but she's also allowed to have those feelings and be worried and anxious but also angry. and that doesn't make her not a badass. wah i love her
the town of eaden!!! chell has found a home after portal 2 and they are lovely and she loves them and they love her. i was obsessed with some of these characters as a teenager and they are all ocs. but they are so well written and integrated into the story so well that you can't help but love them. it is so easy to see why chell loves them and especially as wheatley gets attached to them too. it just. ough. it all feels so real they're all wonderful
bro (gender neutral) the redemption arc hinges not on romance or whatever but on the love one gives and receives by contributing to their community and finding their place and taking the things they've been told they're shit for their entire existence and spinning it into something that helps others. tell me that is not the best shit ever
i like how it depicts the robotics and technology its fun :]
there are several scenes that are imprinted in my fucking brain. i swear. one the hallway scene. two the tower scene. three the nightlight scene. four the foxglove scene. if you know you know
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rocketpog · 2 years
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Portal gun (real not fake)
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