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Favorite image of all time

#incorrect quotes #glados #portal 2 #portal #wheatley #chelldos #chelley #glados portal #dont mind if i do

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“If I go down, I’m taking you down with me” okay elevator

#incorrect quote #funny text posts #comedy #trending #stupid humor

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they're the same person

>takes over large company

>makes incompetent changes without actually understanding anything

>company's infrastructure on fire within a matter of days

>might die in space one day

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hey. the celebrities and corporations are going to try tumblr. you may want to drive them off the site, or find them amusing, ie “well THIS one can stay.” they may try to engage with the culture. they may do their research. DO NOT ENGAGE. do not bother. don’t fucking acknowledge them. don’t mess with their heads. don’t reply to them as a bit. let them think this site is a lost cause. let them fizzle out and die

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you twittypets abandoned us when karpstar betrayed us.... and now you come crawling back to tumblrclan now that muskstar is ruling over... this clan isnt fond of you twittypets.

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Elon Musk just bought Twitter, for those of you who didn't know.

Rip to @mommybigdick who's probably gonna get banned for being funny.

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“Get in, moron, we’re going shopping”

where will they go??? wrong answers only

#portal 2 #portal memes #portal #wheatley #glados #potatoglados

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writing a death threat and dotting all the i’s with hearts

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“How do I connect with a woman?”

Okay so what you’re gonna wanna do first is go to Settings, turn on Bluetooth..

#txt #incorrect quotes #women #misogyny #feminism #nice guy #andrew tate #incel childe #incel culture #Dating advice #Romance #Romantic #romantic #couple #advice #tips and tricks #dating #dating tips

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Lost focus and had a consensual workplace relationship

#portal #chell portal #portal 2 #chell #chelldos #glados #wheatley #cave johnson #chelley #incorrect quotes #wheatley crab #apeture science #apeture #black mesa #half life 2 #halflife #hl2 #Literally the plot #try guys #zach kornfeld #ned fulmer #keith habersberger #eugene lee yang #the try guys #wife guy #john mulaney

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GOUGAR NATION!!!! REBLOG IF YOU'RE A TRUE GOUGAR FAN!!!!!

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No, kids should not have unsupervised acess to the internet.   Yes, I got that and it was the best thing that ever happened to me.    Its a paradox.

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#these are the things i think about #tumblr memes #memes #lol #recommended #original meme #italian food #italy

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Out of Touch

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In the delta sun, down in Arkansas

It’s the great god bird with its altar call

And the sewing machine, the industrial god

On the great bayou where they saw it fall

- The Lord God Bird by Sufjan Stevens

Ivory-billed Woodpecker (Campephilus principalis) for Avian August Day 27

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BAFFY’S CANON??

I am simply....

✨BAFFLED✨

#baffy #baffy canon #i am so sorry #incorrect quotes