#are fucking up the multiverse again

[pbnmj]

Ur tags about how Miles and Pavitr are the ones who say "I can do both" because it IS quintessential spiderman thinking AND because they're too young to have seen that devastatingly not work yet. BUT the thing is they are RIGHT but only if it's "we"! Spiderman's mythos is inherently a lonely one reinforced by Miles and Gwen's isolation and by every. single. intro. reminding us that every spider person is the "one and only spider person"! And yet!! These films are just about relationships (1/2)

YES YEAH YOU GET IT !!!! and (quite recently rewatched it and mentioning it here cause i can't believe i forgot to mention it in the post you're talking about) it really gets me that gwen also says 'i was doing both' in regards to protecting miles and protecting the canon event, and i love that the phrase was reflected like that, even tho (at this point of the movie) miles and gwen pretty much oppose each other in views/priority !!

it also absolutely kills me the way that gwen begins (like you say) atsv quitting the band and isolates herself, and then throughout the whole thing she finds something/someone that she wants to take that leap for, all over again :') she (and the entire spider-team!!) is willing to bet everything on miles and is ready to fight for him, and i really just love the idea that miles just is a force that inspires good !!!! IT REALLY IS ALL ABOUT LOVE!!!

#and . i dont think she would have done this without reconciling with her dad and that entire speech. #i do think that acceptance and love meant everything to her when she was at her lowest and it pushes her to do more + #AND it shows her canon events arent necessarily end alls. and it reflects in how she tells miles parents how much he loves them #just feel like. gwen now believes that love he has couldnt ever be bad. and it shouldn't have to make the world end... #and she believes it wont. AUGH #also been thinking that it's such a fun way to reflect that 'parker luck' #where yknow . where peter just cannot balance his two identities #and usually a spider-man success means something in his personal life goes badly #and idk i love when things are acknowledged to be like. the RESULT of being spider-man . #its fun to me. perhaps i am analysing media wrong. but tragedy magnet spider-man is so fucking depressing on many levels #and that opens up barbie dreamhouse levels of fun to me #generally superheroes creating their own enemies on accident . like ssm's venom was a goldmine to me i enjoyed that interpretation so much #i dont think miguel was right tho . fate of the multiverse/anomaly/etc I DONT CARE OLD MAN. UR OPINION WAS OVER WHEN U STARTED BEEF W MILES #and so sorry this took forever to reply to omg i adored reading this meta !!!!! #answered #disinherits #long post #sorry everyone the floor was open for my deranged takes again

[tacagen]

wait. did i really not make an appreciation post for the Thought Process going on on these pages??

#again. its like watching your dumb fuck of an orange cat son finally get his turn with the Brain Cell. look at him go. im so proud of him. #baby's first thoughts!! #man we really dont get to see him think much. especially That rationally. #like. what else do we have. narrating of his timeline changes and the processing of almost erasing himself by the dumbest action ever which #is like. the exact opposite of whats going on in dfp. + explaining his death-rebirth thing + 'private tour' in rs but those are neutral #'he can fly... look up' *insane cheering like im a man in a sports bar watching his team strike on goal* #eobard thawne #reverse flash #professor zoom #the flash #tales from the dark multiverse: flashpoint (2020)

[mosspapi]

In similar news, I just finished Ted Nivison's almost 2-hour all-Barbie-movies deep dive and my brain is entirely fried but not for the reasons you would expect. I think I need a drink.

#like. I have seen ever Barbie movie pre-2015 at least once. all of the once pre-2010 at least 5 times #I know the lore inside and out. I have my own theories (Ted is wrong abt clones. it's multiverse time travel) #(this is what happens when u grow up as an autistic girl* with two autistic sisters in the early 2000s /hj) #the video just reminded me of so much fucking information id forgotten about and now all the parts of my brain that have been dissociating- #-since like 2008 are suddenly active and I feel like I'm losing my entire mind. #like. again. the video itself did not fry my brain. it all made sense and was chill and fine. what's frying me is the fact that- #-I unironically feel like there are two entirely new people inside my brain that just woke from an almost 20-year nap. #I knew I had trauma and dissociation issues. I knew one of my sisters has DID. I did Not expect to b worried I Also have it. #because I watched a YouTube video abt Barbie. #what in the goddamn fuck is wrong with my brain. #armchair speaks

[enough-spider-noir-stuff]

me: oh, this will just be a silly little oneshot haha

me: hey that dynamic was fun what if i wrote a sequel

me: what if i made this a larger plot? it's so funny and silly haha :D

brain: oh but did you know that i can also fit ANGST and PROBLEMS in here?

me:

me: uh oh

#a biscuit's rambles #wmm #when multiverses meet au #hey do yall remember that one spiderpunk comic when future kang comes in like #everything you fight for will be futile and youll be made a symbol of the system you despise and dedicated your life against! #and also youll die like really soon! have fun never being happy r livivng a proper life lol #THAT WAS SO FUCKED UP OF THEM AND NO ONE EVER MENTIONED IT AGAIN #LIKE WHAT THE FUCK MAN

[kulvefaggoth]

Why every multiverse story lately seems to not at all enjoy the multiverse concept?

#yes this is about bayonetta 3 #it really didn't need at all to be a multiverse story #and bayonetta is such a good franchise to use because #it's a franchise that has used time travel and alternative timelines a lot #so a multiverse was always kind of implied #also the idea of several alternate bayonettas is just fun by itself #but they use it in the most lazy and boring way #they literally just use it to justify viola and to make us see bayonetta die several times #also to see rosa dying again but Worse This Time™ #idk it could've been such a fun romp #i had high hopes for bayo 3 to be a dumb fun rollercoaster with lot's of alternative bayonettas #but it feels so miserable all the time #it makes bayonetta feel a lot weaker in a not fun way #not to mention that singularity is such a nothing villain #i've seen people say that loptr was a boring villain #and he is #but god at least he made sense #singularity is convoluted and underexplained #nothing makes any fucking sense #and like i said i wanted this to be a fun rollercoaster do you don't gotta come up with an amazing villain #but c'mon dude that was dog shit #the luka romance shit is the least of this game's problems that is just plain old heteronormativity #god this game is gonna keep me thinking in the worst way

[eidetictelekinetic]

Sometimes I remember that my "just ot3 it!" response to a love triangle has only been foiled once in my entire fandom life that I actually sat down to try it (though I have plenty of poly ships I can't personally write but I enjoy)

And I just laugh at myself basically

#it was qualiot #i sincerely tried #i did! there's a scene i reworked into a fic #a perfect picture in a broken frame i think it was #anyway eliot and alice wake up together after q's funeral... they'd just fallen asleep that way #and it was supposed to lead to... well this gets into sexuality discourse and fuck that noise #but that was one reason it didn't land #but i also just... can't... #make it work #that said i am convinced some other timeline had some kind of poly arrangement #it probably involved margo #marqualiot i could actually see somehow? i was gonna do a sedoretu fic and i still might #anyway though now that i am poking the multiverse again #i don't know what i'm gonna do but it's been on my mind lol

[jayteacups]

I saw a comment on a review video saying that Sarah J Maas is turning into the new Cassandra Clare, as in, being a famous author who rehashes her old content and writes the same story over and over again with little improvement in actually writing things and by god is that so true. 

#i have not read crescent city or the cassian/nesta book btw #and i haven't read much cassandra clare in years #i think the last one i read was the second one with emma and julian (is that his name i don't remember) #i basically just gave up bc it just felt like tmi/tid all over again and i was bored as fuck #and after hearing that SJM intends on making her separate book series a fucking multiverse #yeah im done. #lmfao #should i even be posting this or am i poking a hornets nest with this #idk #idc tbh

[didsomeonesayventus]

on one hand I get no joy from KH fanfic anymore on the other oneshot of Sora finding out Young Xehanort made it to Squareville and pinning him for some questions on what the he*k is going on

#katie rambles #an idea briefly inspired by the sketch nomura made awhile ago for DR stuff I think? the umbrella #because I think someone pointed out that despite the blur it looked somewhat like a known landmark over in japan #and (gestures to xehanort's DR comments about needing another life to observe The After of his plans) #but this would require me knowing what's going on #and there is no god damn way im even going to be close to an answer on what's going on #it would be neat if the lil guy is there in 4 + they have some banter over coffee like Normal People but talking about Very Not Normal Thing #(with maybe just a bit of subtext:tm: if you squint i guess) #(for old time's sake yanno) #but like idk. im burned. im tired. #and im not really interested in whatever meta tripe 4 is gonna introduce #it feels so. not kingdom hearts #i think it's really gotten too wild for its own good now #we're launching out of the heartfelt and digestible ruminations on friendship and how it's a vital source of happiness and support #and how it's basically a human right to have a healthy place of community and belonging #and going into just whack ass multiverse whatever that just. idk it bores me #and idk if they can really do it in a way i care about when everything leading up to 3 got shoved in a fucking trash can #like whats the point of following and theorizing if they're just gonna ignore it just to be contrary! for an unearned surprise!!!!! #like fuck man i want to like this series again but 4 has got miles to go before impressing me #old man yells at cloud in tags yada yada let people enjoy the series + 3 wasn't bad whatever im grumpy

[unicrons-chaos]

I've been rambling with friends about lore related around Guiding hands and how it would be fun to give Unicron and Gaia their own five lads along with primes and anti primes and matrixes and shit.

#Vin's rambling again #what i love the most about transformers is that because their multiverse level shit i can do whatever the fuck i want #optimus was in a whopper commercial so i can make my own religions where Unicron's not too evil #and starscream is surprisingly not too bad a person cause i three a lot more angst at him #fan continuities and worldbuilding are always so fun #the only god i see up here is me #transformers #transformers fan continuity

[rainbowgod666]

Hey @rounderhouse guess fucking whar

#welcome to the multiverse #i will rewrite everything #...again #...seriously it feels like the O5 council has ONE directive and it is “make sure Aaron Siegel doesn't fuck everything up AGAIN” #like come on dude wtf

[laugtherhyena]

The funniest thing to me about the new adventure time cartoon is that in the Fiona and Cake show the characters i liked the least where Fiona and Cake themselves 😭

#and it sucks because those first episodes about them were really good #but then it just felt like they were just there #like secundaries on their own show #and i ended up just getting annoyed at them rather than finding them endearing #because a lot of the time i felt like they weren't taking shit seriously when they caused such a fucking mess on the multiverse #and don't come at me like “oh but Fiona never had the adventures Finn did which made him mature” bro she's an adult #and if i (also an adult living in a magic-less world) can mature as i grow older so should she #Finn was a teen during adventure time and even he took things seriously when needed #through most of the show Fiona and Cake just came across to me like they didn't give a shit about the mess they made #because “ooooooo it's our magical adventure!!” #so yeah I don't like them #liked pretty much everything else tho #it was hella fun seing all the different universes #and Simon's storyline was awesome #we even got to see golbetty again which i always wanted more ever since the og show ended #hyena ramblings

[plum-pitt]

GUYS THEYRE MAKING AN OFFICIAL CROSSOVER COMIC. THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL.

ISSUE 13 OF SATURDAY MORNING ADVENTURES DROPPING IN JUNE.

updates below the cut —>

UPDATE #1:

Hiya! since this is blowing up just thought i’d stick this on here. I got this info from a YT community post from teddygamingreview, a smaller channel knee deep in the comics side of the tmnt franchise that i’ve been following for a while. From what i understand this is just teaser/promo material so there’s not a whole lot of other info out yet. Thats all, cowa-fuckin-bunga dudes

UPDATE #2:

TEDDYGAMING REVIEWS CAME IN CLUTCH ONCE AGAIN WITH A BREAKDOWN VIDEO

(Most important new info takeaway that wasn’t already laid out in the previous post, in case you don’t got time to watch right now: the issue after this has some villains from the 2012 series on the cover art, implying that whatever multiverse crossover shenanigans are going on might bleed into he next issue, at least to some extent?)

UPDATE #3:

THIS ONES TOO BIG SO I MADE A SEPARATE POST FOR IT, LINK HERE:

#source: teddygamingreview #HOLY FUCKING SHIT #THIS IS A MOMENT IN HISTORY #TAKE A PICTURE #tmnt #tmnt 2003 #2k3 tmnt #tmnt 2012 #tmnt idw #mirage tmnt #tmnt 1987 #rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #teenage mutant ninja turtles #tmnt crossover #thoughts from the pit #Youtube

[felikatze]

ig i liked prime but my main complaint would absolutely be how it sidelines actually interesting characters in favor of more generic fighting. like in s1 shadow obviously but in s2 nine is relegated to background technobabble mostly and the scenes he has ARE impactful for his character development but he really only comes back in ep7. and shadow is AGAIN sidelined for basically no reason. he has ep1 to Exposition and comes back ALSO only for the season finale. and rusty has great development at the beginning of the season with the pirates and black rose that really capitalizes on where she left off at s1, but then she's also stuck in the pirate dimension and can, AGAIN, only come back for the finale.

anyway yeah can we have less fight scenes actually. it felt like CONSTANTLY characters had to run off and buy time so only sonic can do something actually relevant. it really slows down the pacing of the actually good moments and the chaos council fights are the least fun part about them. i honestly feel the chaos council works best when they're not talking to sonic at all. their best scenes are all just bickering with each other, because they play off each other well, but terribly off anyone else. also the baby is the worst one. no competition.

chaos sonic is the MOST fun antagonist of the season. and he is here for. two episodes. yeah okay.

anyway. yeah. sonic prime is good and i like it but a lot of characters r one note and get too much screentime for how bland they are and the actually cool characters get a scene here and there and only converge to make the finale good.

considering the finale i do hope it hones in on the dramatic elements. like obvs how's the finale gonna affect sonic, how does sonic facing comeupance for his mistakes affect his dynamic with shadow, can shadow interact with LITERALLY ANYBODY besides sonic. like ever.

i will say dread was amazing this season. no complaints. he gets a decent amount of focus but he's actually fun in how horrid he is and only gets worse. he's like that bitch from lord of the rings. my precious type beat. fantastic. why the fuck did they cut the dread v knux fight though that would've been actually cool.

#feli speaks #hard agree with the general complaint of 'the fights are too generic' #there should've been more unique enemies like rusty and chaos sonic and not just the same robots over and over #they wouldnt have to be deep characters or anything but just have more diverse foes #even the chaos council mechs get reused to hell and back. #it makes the action feel stagnant because the heroes never actually set the antagonists back #imagine if a mech gets destroyed and now the antagonists have to make a new different one! #imagine. if anything #the different worlds also feel so small and empty #which is where the multiverse aspect is imo actually working agains the show #restraining yourself to the same 5 characters to be important when the spectrum of sonic characters is SO BROAD #just like. mix it up a little. maybe you could still have versions of those 5 for the plot stuff #especially the amys i love the amys #but throw in a blaze or a vector or a marine! why didn't the pirates have a marine #or a marine who ISN'T a pirate #take sticks the badger and plop her in the big city! lots of ways for dissonance! #also like. jungle knuckles and tails are both just two halves of sticks the badger. they fucking WISH they were sticks

[cosmosis]

MOVED TO @seratopia

miguel o’hara x reader (fluff) - jealousy

miguel gets jealous possessive after a new intern flirts with you this is part of the same universe as my call oneshot!

Being 2nd in charge of the multiverse is... honestly not that hard for you. It’s mostly just co-leading, and being a secretary. Lyla helps out a bunch, but sometimes, a sassy AI can only do so much. 

Jess informed you of a new intern she recruited. Apparently, he’s having his first day today, which means you’ll probably have to do a quick run-through of things with him later. 

For now, it’s your fated duty to sit with Miguel at his desk so he doesn’t get all pouty later. He starts huffing and puffing when you aren’t near, takes it out on the kids sometimes. 

Thanks to your suggestion, Miguel invested in a nice desk and swivel chair for the office, so now it looks more like an actual workspace instead of a maniac’s plot room. (either way, he his one lmao)

Since Lyla’s gone for the time being, you’re standing up on the office platform, tapping away at a multitude of screens. Miguel lays lazily in the office chair, swiveled up behind you to rub his face into your upper back, as well as run his hands along your tummy. 

“Hun, you gotta let go. I needa tour the intern.” You mutter, closing in on an ID photo of the recruit.

“No.“

“Well, if I don’t do it, then who will?“ You ask. 

“Jess.“

“She’s busy on her break. Pregnant women need breaks, you know.“

“Ugh. I don’t want you to leave.“ He whines. squeezing you tighter. 

You start squirming out of his grip, pulling his pinky off of your stomach. Inching away, you push Miguel away by his head. Reluctantly, he starts letting you go, lazily running his hands onto the skin of your hips and lower thighs before letting go. 

“I’ll see you in a bit, baby.“ You say, scuffing up his hair with your palm. Gracefully, you leap down from the platform, somersaulting onto the floor and skating out the exit. You hop over a few stray cardboard boxes. 

Miguel watches you stroll away, and fixes his hair back into place. 

Lyla magically appears, phasing in and out with a different sly look each time. She snickers, flickering all around Miguel’s head. 

“Whipped.“

“Shut the fuck up.“

. . .

Miguel’s blood starts to boil as soon as you roll in with that stupid, bastard of an intern. He’s too close to you for comfort, so close to his arm nudging yours... Miguel’s teeth start to clench, his fangs close to drawing blood from his mouth. He’s paying too much attention to you, there’s a vibe he gets that he hates to his core. 

Everything about him is aggravating; the blonde hair, the snarky smirk, all of it.  

“...and this is Miguel’s office!“ You say, gesturing your hand to the majority of the area. 

“Sweet, nice to meet the bossman.“

Bossman, his ass. Miguel would only ever let you call him bossman. 

“Miguel! Come down!“ You yell, and his heart warms in his chest. He turns around from his standing form on the office platform, eyeing the intern in order to scare him a bit. 

“Hey, what’s up man! Glad to finally meet the man behind the slaughter!“ The intern exclaims, his hands rested on his hips. 

Miguel fights every urge to both roll his eyes and tackle the recruit, keeping a somewhat straight face on. He chuckles a little, not a single trace of a smile on his face. 

“Heh, yeah? Excited to meet the bossman?“ Miguel taunts, but it looks like the intern can’t tell he is. 

“Heck yeah dude! Where do I start?“

Miguel starts nodding a little, plastering on a face smile, chuckling a bit...

Before he throws the entire office chair at the recruit. Not to hit you, though. He’d never, ever hit you. 

Instantly, the intern turns away, shielding his body with his hands. In the nick of time, though, you latch your webbing onto the chair, slinging it away to side before it could harm anyone. You cross your arms. 

“Oh my gosh I’m so sorry about tha- MIGUEL!“ You scream. 

And he throws a literal file cabinet at the man. Again, you latch it out of way without problem. 

“What th'heck, man?! What’s your fuckin’ problem?!“ The intern yells, spreading his arms out. 

“My fuckin’ problem is you nagging my wife!“ He roars. 

���Wait a sec- she’s your wife?“

Miguel then  leaps down from the platform, chin held up high in a sinister glare. Slowly, he steps over towards the both of you, fixing his eyes on the intern the entire time. 

Miguel’s tall, really tall compared to the newbie. He pokes his finger to the recruit, leaning in real close. 

“Stay at least 5 feet away from my wife at all times.“ Miguel utters, and you kinda feel bad for the new guy. 

You cross your arms. “C’mon, Miguel. He’s literally new, take it easy on him!” You say back, and Miguel pouts, whines. Possessively, he reaches over to you, pulling in you in by the hip to try to soothe you. It doesn’t work, and you present yourself from giving into his needy touches.  

And then, you turn around back to the newbie. “Gosh, I’m so sorry about that! He’s usually not like this-”

“Man, fuck this.“ The intern exclaims, taking a few steps back in agitation. “Take me back home, I ain’t dealin’ with this shit!“

He storms off, kicking a stray cardboard box on the way out. 

“Aw, crap.“

“Finally.“

You swerve back around, hands on your hips. “Miguel, that was uncalled for.”

“Yes it was! He was smothering all over you!“ He yells, throwing his hands up in the air like it was the most obvious thing ever. 

“Well, now thanks to you, we lost a recruit.“

“One of literally thousands!“

“And now, there’s papers everywhere on the floor!“

“Shhh, honey, I’ll clean it up later.“

Ignoring your frown, Miguel finally pulls you into him, pressing your lower back into his own with a nose into your hair.

“I saw the way he put his arm around you. He was flirting with you too. Hated it.“ Miguel utters. 

“When?“ You ask.

“On the surveillance.“ He says, and you sigh. He’s right, the guy was flirting with you for a bit, but you chose to ignore it so you could get over with the tour faster. 

“Eh, he gave me the heebie jeebies from the beginning.“ You say, and Miguel automatically squeezes you tighter into him, a deep grumble bellowing from his inner throat.

“I’m never letting you tour anyone ever again.“ Miguel admits.

“After that? Go ahead.“ You scoff, and finally, he sighs in relief. 

He tries drags you back to the office platform again, but then forgets that he threw the chair, grumbling in regret. Instead, he just hovers behind you for the rest of the day, occasionally pressing a smooch to your head. 

#miguel o'hara #miguel o'hara x reader #miguel o'hara x you #miguel o'hara x y/n #atsv miguel #atsv x reader #atsv lyla #atsv #across the spiderverse #across the spiderverse x reader #fluff #romance #x reader #reader insert #lyla #spiderman #cosmosis-writes ₍⑅ᐢ..ᐢ₎

[bitterkarella]

Midnight Pals: Souper

[at unicorn fuck club] JRR Tolkien: tonight we've got a special story from everyone's favorite fantasy writer GRR Martin: CS Lewis: Peter S Beagle: Hans Christian Andersen: L Frank Baum: Tolkien: whoops shouldn't have said that ha ha Tolkien: i mean, you're all winners in my book

Tolkien: but when i say everyone's favorite fantasy writer Tolkien: i mean terry practchett GRR Martin: oh yeah that's fair CS Lewis: yeah fair Peter S Beagle: fair Hans Christian Andersen: yes yes of course L Frank Baum: that's fair

Terry Pratchett: hello unicorn fuck club today i've got a story about a wizard who is - get this - actually very bad at his job Tolkien: oh ho ho! terry my boy, you've done it again! Pratchett: there's also girl dwarves Tolkien: [suddenly stone-faced] i hate this

Pratchett: but first Pratchett: all this story telling is hungry work! Pratchett: do you happen to have anything to eat around here? Tolkien: are you talking about... Tolkien: having Tolkien: a Tolkien: feast????? Brian Jacques: [squeaking incomprehensibly in rising excitement]

Tolkien: why, terry, my boy, what an idea! Tolkien: instead of merely DESCRIBING a feast, we'll have one! huzzah! Martin: huzzah! Lewis: huzzah! Jacques: [squeaking] i use a mercury head dime as a serving platter!

Pratchett: no no nothing so fancy as that Tolkien: eh? Pratchett: i was more thinking along the lines of Pratchett: soup Tolkien: soup? Pratchett: yeah just a big bowl of heart soup right about now would just be the best thing Pratchett: oo i just love the sound of it!

Pratchett: think about it: no work... no worries... no failures... no waste... when you serve maggi homestyle soups, the finest money can buy yet priced reasonably within your budget Tolkien: interesting! tell us more Pratchett: maggi soup! es ist echt ausgezeichnet!

Pratchett: how often have you had this problem Pratchett: say, you're on a budget but you have to feed your hungry hungry boys Tolkien: oh man i have been there! Tolkien: more times than i can count!

Tolkien: but terry Tolkien: i need something substantial and nourishing for my hungry boys. can maggi soup satisfy? Pratchett: ahh jirt my friend, maggi soup does more than satisfy! Pratchett: as the good people at maggi say, "kartoffelsalat volkswagen fahrvergnugen lebensraum!!"

Tolkien: What's that sizzling sound I hear? Pratchett: Get up! It's soup and eggs, my dear! Martin: What can I cook without much fuss? Pratchett: maggi soup would tickle all of us! Lewis: What's a lunch that's good and quick? Pratchett: Hot Maggi soup mix does the trick!

Pratchett: mm mmm! i tell you, nothing's as good as a rich bowl of maggi soup! buy some today! eat it with someone you love! Neil Gaiman: something's not right here

Gaiman: of course the power of imagination is infinite, friends Gaiman: but in all the worlds in all the multiverses of possibility, i cannot imagine one in which terry pratchett shills for soup Pratchett: [sweats] nein, nein, ich bin der echte terry pratchett!

Gaiman: if you are in fact, the real terry pratchett Gaiman: and not an imposter Gaiman: like the imposter sandman hector hall in The Sandman, vol. 2: The Doll's House Gaiman: then you won't have any trouble telling a joke Pratchett: [sweats] ein witz? du magst ein witz?

Pratchett: [sweats] i mean ha ha of course i can tell a joke Pratchett: i am the real terry pratchett after all Pratchett: [sweating intensifies] and you all know me, i'm a real spaßvogel Pratchett: Pratchett: a-are you sure you wouldn't all rather just have some soup?

#midnight pals #the midnight society #midnight society #terry pratchett #neil gaiman #jrr tolkien #grr martin #cs lewis #brian jacques #peter s beagle #hans christian andersen #l frank baum

[cherryredstars]

Ok so i have this fic idea where reader and mig are from different universes and reader is a scientist and one time mig and her get drunk and start talking about the multiverse and suddenly they are on the topic of what would happen if people from different universes had a baby together. (You see where i am going with this...) they end up drunkenly fucking and saying it's for "research" because they can't admit to themselves that they are in love. If this request is too complicated feel free to ignore. Thank you in advance cherry!! I hope u have a marvelous new year!! 💕

Pairing: Miguel O'Hara x fem!reader

Warnings: 18+, NSFW, Penetrative Sex, Mentions of Oral Sex, Mentions of Animal Testing (for science), Breeding Kink

A/N: Thank you, love! I hope you're well!!!

You know there is a process.

And you know this isn't it.

There are supposed to be hypotheses and written out procedures. Dependent and independent variables, a control group. Fucking hell, you should be experimenting on fucking mice. You should be limiting the margins of error, should be going with the most direct, straightforward pursuit for results.

And yet...

You don't stop Miguel when he pushes you back onto the couch. You don't pause or even really think when he's pushing your pants down your legs, placing kisses along the skin as he goes. You lift your hips to aid him when his fingers hook into the waistband of your panties, shivering when his warm breath fans over your exposed sex. If this experiment was in any sense proper, you would get straight into it. Cut out all the unneeded steps. But you can't help but pull his head closer to your aching core, craving the way his warm tongue laps at you. If you weren't already drunk, you would be drunk on this feeling alone.

But god, nothing has even been more satisfying than doing the work. You know the data would be void in a real experiment. The trials bleeding into each other hardly make for adequate data, but the way you beg him for more is involuntary. It feels too good, to have him desperately thrusting into you. It makes your mind numb, and everything you know about your life's passion is erased. The only thing that fills your head is the words Miguel grunts into you ears, promises of fucking a baby into you. Vows to make you bloated with load after load of his cum. That all it'll take is one of his orgasms to make it happen.

You guess that is a hypothesis in itself: Miguel O'Hara can get you pregnant with just one orgasm.

Too bad he's too desperate to find out if that hypothesis is correct. Because he doesn't stop at one. No, he keeps going. One after the other with no breaks in-between. But you guess that's to be expected, he is a man of science himself. A passionate one at that.

He's almost crazed in the way he overstimulates himself. Sweat beading in his hairline as he grunts down at you, watching the way he creamy cock slides in and out of your abused pussy. You've lost count of how many times you've come alone, but you know based on the way your body shivers and jolts that it's far more than you've ever had before. It's almost painful now, the way your next orgasm rips through you and shatters your soul again. You let out strangled breaths as you fight through the aftershocks and the continued pleasure of Miguel's cock slamming against your cervix. You swear you black out before he finally stops, your eyes and mind groggy as he pulls your hips flush against his as he spills into you.

You can feel him trying to push deeper into you as he pants ruggedly, his cock twitching against your walls until he's milked dry. Even when he's done filling you, he stays connected. He collapses onto you, breathing in the linger smell of sweat and sex on your skin.

"Got to make sure it takes."

Well, does the process really matter if you get the desired result anyway?

Part 2

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