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zatdummesmadchen · 2 years

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did y’all consider them together either as platonic or a ship??— the dynamic would be awesome and a powerful squad fr. Or just todochako with Bakumomo tagging along— maybe I just adore them as friends too,,,

three rich kids spoiling Ochako or Ochako helping them all with their character development or some dumb shit idk

Decided to add some headcannons which were requested by some people! It’s rather long and messy so bear with me lol. Do these even make sense? <3 also no ship hate or any of that, leave if you want to be a problematic person.

• Consider Ochako giving Shoto hand-to-hand combat lessons after he requested her when he saw her beat the shit out of some students; he’s nothing to scoff at but god, Ochako can tell he definitely needs some more practice.

• And Shoto is panicking because wow she’s so adorable and pretty even when she’s about to throw him off his feet like wow, and he’s not good at hiding a dreamy smile which is honestly making Ochako flustered—

• Them sparring in the night after classes because Shoto is not a morning person but eventually Ochako says that early morning is far better since they would also have time to study.

• She is used to dragging him out of bed to eat something or simply hang out and socialize, of course if only he’s comfortable (and he says yes because he likes hanging out with her) but then whole class is there and he wants to cry now.

• Lo and behold, they go to the gym and meet our gremlin, Katsuki who grins and proceeds to ‘join’ in the lesson too, it’s basically just him trying to kick Shoto’s ass without actually explaining anything, it’s paying off but nonetheless Ochako is both paranoid and impressed—

• Que Katsuki cackling and taunting Shoto; Ochako is scolding him and cheering for Shoto- the commotion can definitely be heard outside and sounds of insults, blasts and attacks can be heard, it’s thrilling and entertaining, not to mention Shoto is actually getting better. And he’s a piece of shit towards Katsuki too.

• Que Momo entering the gym because she wanted to ask for some tips from Bakugo and next thing y’know she’s getting hyped tf up and ofc she feels as if she’s intruding but none of them are about to let her leave, in the end all of them are are exhausted and burned out. Ochako smiles apologetically because she practically slammed Momo but hey she’s learning and gets a smile in return.

• Ochako taking care of Momo and Shoto- who’s not used to being taken care of after training but it’s nice, Katsuki yelling at their mistakes and indirectly inviting them the next morning too, pointedly telling Momo that she better stop hesitating because he will be the one next time sparing with her and he will be damned if she gives him half of her effort.

• Y’all just know that Shoto and Katsuki would be the one sharing a brain cell, they are both stubborn and rather argumentative- just in a different sense, and ofc Ochako is not gonna miss up a chance to annoy the shit out of him and Momo would be commenting too but in a more mature manner— it’s amusing to watch the three argue ngl.

• Ochako dragging all of them for breakfast- especially Shoto who’s somehow still sleepy and was about to get his ass on bed but no he’s eating whether he likes it or not, and in Katsuki’s words miss ponytail gotta recharge her quirk so ‘sit yo ass down’.

• Him making them all a nutritional and a delicious meal, complaining about their unhealthy lifestyle like we all are growing heroes— your supposed to recharge and get some more meat— pretty much he’s referring to Momo who’s undoubtedly insecure about her body sometimes and Shoto skips breakfast to get his sleep. until Ochako drags him out.

• Ochako helping Katsuki to make food and Momo makes some of her tea to relax their nerves and Shoto pisses his ‘bestie’ off by reviewing everything he’s doing, he mostly cleans any mess and helps with the dishes- none of them like any mess and it irritates them, except Ochako and definitely the human Pomeranian is not going to cook for a useless bastard who can’t even clean to help.

• It mostly ends up with Katsuki listening to the other three talk— sometimes to Momo talking about her goals she wants to reach this year, Ochako talking about almost everything and Shoto giving short responses. until he points out something to Katsuki, irking him and then it’s all chaos when the others come down.

• It’s a strange scene; Shoto giving a teasing smirk while almost getting blown off, Ochako is laughing her ass off and Momo is trying to calm all of them down, she does not want to use her quirk to make dishes and no Shoto do not use your ice to make some— that’s not how it works, and it’s also completely impractical. Ochako might use her quirk to make them both float and cause less damage, or she just wants to mess with them tbh, she’s no less than them.

• They head to class together, Katsuki a bit further because he’s not friends with them dammit, although he does give his opinions to Momo’s rants about the lessons, and Ochako is a ball of sunshine who is the only thing helping a sleepy Shoto, he probably talks with her about what else he would like to learn from her.

• They are loud and that’s a fact, Ochako takes any chance she can get to get under Katsuki’s skin because it’s fun and Shoto does the same. When Mina and Kirishima join them, it’s all downhill from there. Mina, Shoto and Ochako tease the fuck out of Katsuki— who’s about to explode anytime soon. Momo is the quite one of the group as long as Katsuki doesn’t try to rile her up that is. Kirishima is the peacemaker, but man it’s fun.

• study sessions, let’s just say it helps Ochako a lot with her problems, since the other three are the smartest students in the class and all of them exchange their thoughts, mostly Momo and Katsuki in his own way. Shoto prefers studying alone but relents at the last moment, again it can turn into an informative extensive debate but they all came here for a reason and Momo won’t have any of it atm.

• It ends with Momo and Bakugo discussing about some strategies, Shoto is almost nodding off if not for the tea which Momo made for them and Ochako is doing and comparing her homework with the others— she’s panicking about the exams and Shoto is the one calming her down about it, he’s used to being anxious over such stuff before so he knows how she feels about it.

• Katsuki dragging Momo away from learning more- like get some sleep and stop overwhelming yourself, we have training to do tomorrow. Shoto does the same with Ochako, picking up her stuff and even opting to explain her some stuff again if that would help her.

• And yes he falls asleep on her shoulder; he’s not used to their new schedule so it’s understandable that he would feel sleepy and tired, in the end he goes to his dorm with an encouraging smile towards her and our homegirl is blushing hard af. She looks over his neat notes and the other’s too, feeling better about herself.

• They are all intelligent and determinative to do their best, attentive and caring about each other. And it shows that they are developing and growing more confident.

• Ochako brings them snacks when she can, telling them that it’s okay and the others take it because they don’t want her to feel bad, and ofc Momo takes them to expensive restaurants to show her gratitude towards their friends, Katsuki helping them with getting a good fashion sense and nutrition, which Shoto ends up paying for btw because fuck him that’s why.

• Their favorite is simply hanging around the campus or the city; whether it’s to a cafe or a mall, it’s just them enjoying themselves. Shoto slyly buys stuff for Ochako because she deserves the best and Katsuki might spoil Momo with his fashion sense as mentioned before, they end up going to an arcade and then heading back to the dorms. Sure the others might join too but they just hang out without actually informing anyone if it’s not needed.

• They know each other is going through some issues and since they all are brutally honest at times, they can have conversations about anything although ofc it takes a bit time to open up, which is okay, they can still hang out and just be there for each other.

• Also combining their quirks, they have great ideas what to do with them, sometimes though it will definitely get them in trouble but as I said three of them actually share a single brain cell, sometimes Momo might join in too— so it’s upto Aizawa to be aware of their bullshit before they blow the place up.

• Momo and Shoto looking upto Ochako and her great fighting skills, Katsuki making sure they are doing their best and not wasting his time. Momo giving straight opinions about their actions and abilities, she’s great at observing someone’s errors which is helpful at the end.

• Honestly to others, they are a mystery since none of them say much about just how any of them got together so close in the first place, and not to mention amusing to watch. It’s either them watching Momo chastising the fuck out of Katsuki or Ochako arguing with him or Shoto once again about to get blown off. It’s unpredictable and hilarious.

• Momo getting insecure about herself so Ochako, helps her with it. She has had such insecurities too, about chubbiness and other’s opinions so they both have some girl time and talk to each other about it, it’s not fun only being seen as a sexualized person or a chubby soft girl and always getting put down.

• God forbid if Katsuki catches wind of it— he’s going straight to her room and complimenting her in his own way, he’s bringing some food and she better eat it because she deserves it for always working so hard, she’s smarter than him and how he always looks forward for her opinions and rantings, basically he’s gonna beat the shit out of anyone who wants beef with her. And the same goes with Ochako, she’s a smart girl and she better understand that. he tries not to get emotional and leaves shortly after but would think about it the whole night.

• Shoto might help in his own ways, albeit he’s a bit awkward, he compliments her intelligent speculations and almost confesses her feelings to Ochako lmao. but he tries his best to help them with their insecurities, opting to sparing with Momo with his quirk and buying her and Ochako some snacks because they are beautiful just the way they are and can get whatever they want to without judgment. he’s a gentleman and leaves to give them both space if he’s sure they want some.

• Same goes with the boys; it’s a bit harder with them but eventually they have some talks about mostly in private and not to all of them at once, Katsuki will probably talk with Ochako if she ever asks him about Izuku or if Shoto does, mostly with Momo tho, because she isn’t that close with Izuku so it’s less awkward. yet tense as she tells him to sort things out immediately. it’s needed to be heard tbh and he knows. He doesn’t open about his insecurities openly but all of them know it’s being hinted at.

• Oof Shoto has already unpacked a lot of things to Ochako. he feels guilty af although he knows she’s glad to hear whatever is going on with him, Katsuki bluntly gives his thoughts which he appreciates, he isn’t Ochako to carefully and softly mention the subject but both of them give their true opinions. Momo might relate with the pressure part, her parents are sweetheart and she loves them dearly but they can be rather strict. he’s not insecure about himself but he’s gotta practice with his fire more whether he likes it or not. — Katsuki is definitely gonna push him harder with that.

• You will find them doing some dumb shit or getting dragged to do one thing or another, nonetheless they are there for each other when it’s needed and have the potential to make a great team (they are tbh) they might have some disagreements but the other help solve it out. None of them hide their feelings or take any shit from the other after a while. They would probably keep doing this after graduation fr.

Gahhhhh I don’t have any other stuff in my mind right now— add your own headcannons snnsjsjsjsjs

#todochako #bakumomo #bnha todoroki #shoto todoroki #mha todoroki #uraraka ochako #momo yaoyozoru #bakugo katuski #mha #bnha #bnha rare pair #ot4 #todochakobakumomo #platonic bnha

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incorrectquotes-bakumomo · 4 years

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Momo: Masato got into a fight at school.

Katsuki:.......Did he win?

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edwardslostalchemy · 4 years

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Shouto: you ever see a man so beautiful you cry?

Momo: Bakugou

Shouto:....

Shouto: I was going to say Midoriya, but I respect your opinion.

#bnha #tododeku #bakumomo #momo with heart eyes #shouto with heart eyes #bnha rambles #i love my kids

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littleroundpumpkin · 6 years

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Quick doodle of the bkmm kids because I’m procrastinating on my final college paper. (There’s a third one now) We’ve got Masato the oldest, Pigtails (I’ve been calling her Nana mentally) the middle, and Hikaru the youngest.

@blamedorange

#bakumomo #bkmm babies #bnha oc #bnha #mha #gosh i love these kids #machan is most like momo #i think #pigtails just not having any of this #and hikaru is very much a bakugou #in which he's a little shit #and likes to act tough #machan is his idol #so is baku #i should really write my paper #my art #lrp

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eijiroukiriot · 6 years

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i had an idea for a new fic last night and i’m actually so excited about it like !! romance isn’t gonna be the Central conflict but it’s gonna be krbk And momojirou and i can’t wait to develop it more

#every now and then i remember certain off-brand movies i was into as a kid #there's one w an opening musical number that could be a story in and of itself and i've always really liked the concept #so it's kinda based on that but also....there are gonna be Hijinks...there are gonna be Schemes....there is gonna be Undercover Gay Activity #most importantly there is gonna be bakumomo friendship #shitty childhood friends #shitty little boy and polite well-mannered little girl whose families know each other and they end up spending too much time together #as kids #but also With A Twist okay im gonna stop here or i'll keep ranting for a long time #bottom line i am very excited #thoughts

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blamedorange · 7 years

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the stars were the witnesses to the new rivalry formed in the U.A. grounds ...

the next day an unsuspecting student fell victim to the question “WHO IS THE BETTER TEACHER?” asked by an intimidating Bakugou-sensei beside Yaoyorozu-sensei who had a sweet, yet chilling smile...

this was a part of the teachers AU series, but I initially didn’t intend on posting since it had lots of words + I never got motivated to write out the last part lmao and bc I kinda killed Aizawa in this

#bakugou katsuki #yaoyorozu momo #my hero academia #aizawa shouta #bakumomo #in a brotp sense still #but feel free to interpret as u like #drawranges #bnha #future teachers au #ghostzawa rants....gdi u kids be quiet im trying to sleep

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mintandcoldwater · 3 years

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So…do you guys know The Nanny? As in,,, this sitcom?

Well that, but make it Bakugou.

The Nanny Bakugou HC

NatsuBaku (Also?!?! currently there are 27 Bakugou/Natsuo fics on AO3 and only around 16 are like actual full stories (by that I mean not only PWP, or incomplete) Therefore, it’s is my DUTY to provide more. I just feel it in my bones.)

Bakugou being a nanny hired by one Todoroki brother (here it’s Natsuo) for their oc!kids

So, on a streak of bad luck Bakugou loses his job, his boyfriend broke up with him, said boyfriend also kicked him out, so there goes his living situation too. He ended up taking the nanny job to fix the living situation, and to also give him something to work with while he sorts out everything for the other job he wants.

So, Natsuo has three kids. Your typical lineup (idk if there’s actually a typical line up of kids shh), a teen, a preteen and a toddler basically. Or maybe whatever you call that age where they’re older than a toddler but not preteen as yet. The age when they still like stickers. Anyway.

The oldest is his daughter. Because being the eldest daughter is A Struggle that I can write from the sole of my feet to the end of my hair follicles.

The middle… Wait middle should be twins.

They should be twins if only for a scene where Bakugou can tell them a part when Natsuo’s girlfriend can’t. Hahaha.

The last child is an toddler who doesn’t like anyone and always cries but is really calm around Bakugou.

The kids all end up loving Bakugou but it takes them a while to Get There. Except the last one. The toddler loves him immediately.

So naturally, when Bakugou first arrives they try to drive him away. They make everything harder for him, from making food, to driving them places, to letting him know how the things around the house work or where stuff is supposed to go. Even purposefully messes up his schedules so he always has to rush when it comes to getting them to things. But if they think they can out stubborn Bakugou??? They got another thing coming.

He curses them every single step of the way, but he does not quit. Nope. Cue a typical scene where they bond because Bakugou helps one of the twins with their homework, and the other is like ‘don’t side with the enemy!!’ but eventually they get won over too when Bakugou starts kinda being an asshole to them too. Not really malicious, just doing little things that makes all their little pranks difficult for them instead.

Now I want to to figure out if their other parent is 1. Dead. 2. Alive but doesn’t really care for them. 3. Cares for them but is busy

none of these options include them still being with Natsuo

Dead can fit so much trauma, but the idea of the other parent mistaking Katsuki for Natsuo’s new partner when he isn’t tickles my brain so hard,,,, the other parent is around but they’re distant it is.

The other parent : Doesn’t really care for the kids, doesn’t even want them really. Just paying their money and leaving.

The only argument the twins have is over the other parent. One of them can’t help but miss them while the other just really hates them.

One of the twins invited the other parent to a rehearsal, recital whatever the fuck you want to call it and they didn’t show up but guess who did??? Bakugou. Idc if it’s cliché, I. Do. NOT!! Embrace the cliché.

Bakugou brings them flowers and they both get little charm bracelets with something special to a moment each of them had with him.

Bakugou gets the other job and it’s a teaching job. Before he like, fully here goes though he has to be on a temporary course thing, and who goes to said school? The daughter.

*slaps top of chemistry teacher headcanon* “So many awkward bonding moments can fit in this baby!”

She’s struggling in school? She fears bullied? She has a completely different persona from when she’s at home because she’s uncomfortable with herself/around her ‘friends’ and uses it as a way to cope? Oh my god, she has a completely different persona from when she’s at home because she’s uncomfortable with herself/around her ‘friends’ and uses it as a way to cope. *sobs* so many bonding moments.

Now. His relationship with Natsuo. So much teasing.

So cheesy too.

Natsuo who has more time to eat with the family now that Katsuki is around.

Who had time to go to parks, or sit in the garden outside

Who had time to watch cartoons on Saturdays with the twins

And the always eat breakfast together .

Whenever Natsuo brings home work, Bakugou lounges in his office and works in whatever he has too.

He listen to Natsuo complain about his coworkers and tell Natsuo about whatever dumb things his friends did/were trying to pull him into or complain about teaching

Natsuo always brings home a pastry from the bakery by his office for Katsuki because according to Natsuo they were the ‘best bakery to ever exist’ but according to Bakugou the goods were ‘subpar at best and I could totally make better’ and he wanted to find one that Bakugou liked so that Bakugou would finally bake him something

Bakugou kinda hated Natsuo at first, because he knows all about shitty parents that don’t give their children the time of day, but he eventually sees that Natsuo is trying his hardest and is here for them in all the ways that matter, so <3 (he also said to himself that the family dynamics wasn’t his business and that he wasn’t going to judge. But there he was, judging, judgingly)

Bakugou falls asleep one night with the kids on the sofa while reading them a book(like a novel novel) (yes even the eldest, she like making fun of his exaggeration/taking turns reading parts) and when Natsuo comes home he just…stops and looks at them.

Consider Natsuo having an emotional freak out and projecting onto Bakugou because the baby’s first word was ‘papa’ but they weren’t looking at Natsuo when they said it. (yeah, one year old still counts as a toddler right? I dont think that's late for your first word?? Is it? I’ll look it up later)

He spends so much time over thinking it and thinking about how much he doesn’t hate it a single bit that he ends up fighting with Bakugou and basically firing him.

And the twins get really upset with him. Visibility upset. He thinks his daughter is fine, because she doesn’t complain or even say anything because #eldestdaughterthings but he hears her crying one night on the phone with Bakugou.

Now, everyone is sad and a bit stand-offish, the baby is crying more often, and he misses Bakugou and everyone else misses him too and it’s a mess.

… they get together when the other parent comes for their like,,, check in, pay confirmation, idk I’ll make up something, and then they ask Natsuo where his ‘little boyfriend is’. After Natsuo clarifies that they’re not dating, never were, and that Bakugou is not here they say something like ‘what a shame. love looked good on you.’ or something to that effect, I don’t know the words right now, just the vibe.

(I totally forgot about the girlfriend I mentioned earlier so yeah, this was where he finally saw that he needed to break up with her, she already saw it coming, pain, bless her heart)

Anyway. Natsuo going to find Bakugou and there is some cursing, some tears, well deserved use of the term ‘fucking idiot’, maybe a bit of time and space(?) and finally *plays It’s Quiet Uptown* ‘forgiveness. Can you imagine?’.

Welp, that's the main plot! Writing will definitely include more characters (Fuyumi, Shoto, my loves, I’m looking at you) and what not. I’ll get on it right after I finish the next few chapters of the BakuMomo friendship fic i have going on.

#I saw this entire thing in my head like a movie #i thought this was a lot while writing it but seeing it all in one place it's really not #or maybe it's because i started on mobile and finished on desktop wtv #I didn’t stop for a second to read anything so any errors are your problem not mine #shhh just enjoy the rare pair #minty hc #minty natsubaku hc #natsubaku #mha natsuo #mint fic #todoroki natsuo #bakugou katsuki #bakugou headcanons #Todoroki Natsuo headcanon #Natsuo headcanon #bnha #boku no hero academia #mha #my hero academia

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ao3feed-bakusquad · 2 years

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Rich People Parties and All Might Movies

rich people parties and all might movies by Pandora17

And then he saw her. A little girl with a big black ponytail, who seemed to be around his age, and so very lost. She looked on the verge of tears but kept smiling politely anyway, although he could see it was dimming by the second. He decided he didn't really like it.

AU where Bakugou and Yaoyorozu are both rich kids from rich families at rich parties, and desperate to escape them. Oh, and they're also four years old.

Series of platonic Bakumomo headcanons starting from age 4.

Words: 2594, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Series: Part 1 of chaotic tales of bakumomo

Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: Gen

Characters: Bakugou Katsuki, Bakugou Mitsuki, Yaoyorozu Momo, Midoriya Izuku mentioned, Original Female Character(s)

Relationships: Bakugou Katsuki & Yaoyorozu Momo, Bakugou Katsuki & Bakugou Mitsuki, Bakugou Katsuki & Bakugou Masaru, Bakugou Katsuki & Midoriya Izuku

Additional Tags: Kid Fic, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Bakugou Katsuki Swears A Lot, Protective Bakugou Katsuki, Kid Bakugou Katsuki, Bakugou Katsuki is a Good Friend, more like a brother, Kid Yaoyorozu Momo, Fluff, Cute Kids, First Meetings, Good Parent Bakugou Mitsuki, for now, Rich Yaoyorozu Momo, Like filthy rich, Bakugou Katsuki is a Dork, i mean hes a 4yo, Alternate Universe - Pre-Canon

Read Here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/36539431

#AO3 Feed #FanFiction #AO3 Bakugou #♠#Bakugou Katsuki #Bakugou Mitsuki #Momo Yaoyorozu #💥#💣#R:G #A:Pandora #Fluff

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elefaint · 3 years

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YOU GUYS AAAAH, todobakumomo combo is acknowledged in canon!

#todobakumomo #bakumomo #todomomo #u can join 2 kirishima lol #ur job is important too pal also cute of his to kinda acknowledge the team snowday kinda role lol #KIDS DOING THEIR BEST AND COOPERATING #i luv all these dang kids so much #i'm gonna yell a little bit more because i'm still very partial to momo being in the big 3 lol #i feel like todoroki is just kinda there like midoriya can take his spot lol

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sweetbyte · 3 years

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Guilty

BakuMomo - Rated M

Chapter One | AO3

Loathe he was to admit it, UA taught him a great deal of things. He wasn’t generous enough to credit that to the instructors, no they all pretty much fucking sucked...as well as the other students and his classmates, hell everyone fucking sucked. However, it was definitely a learning experience. Constantly on the brink of mortal peril and all.

Firstly, he learned that he genuinely, truly, hated just about everyone. Secondly, he learned that he was shockingly lacking emotionally. This was an issue because apparently being a hero required one to show some degree of empathy and support to the general public as if saving their petty lives wasn’t enough. Thirdly, he learned how to tone himself down, so to speak. Mistakes were made, specifically, he made mistakes; he wasn’t perfect. Which ultimately taught him not to judge a book by its cover. Yeah, the spineless annoying Deku was not all weak and worthless as Bakugou claimed. Yeah, he probably owed a lot of his own personal growth to boy. Did that mean he would admit that out loud and apologize to the kid, not a chance in hell. Bakugou still had his damned pride and even though that in itself was another flaw, it was a rather slow work in progress.

When he finally graduated he was brutally honest about not giving a rats ass about any of his classmates’ futures. They were about as one dimensional as the line he struck through the class survey box indicating he would rather not keep in touch with anyone from UA or receive any type of reunion correspondence, thanks. He’d worked with some and caught glimpses of others and although couple were quite persistent to keep his camaraderie, cough Kirishima cough ,it was safe to say that they weren’t in his orbit and that was fine by him.

Fast forward to present day and he finds all that he’s supposedly learned is being challenged by a single unsuspecting walking threat.

Momo Yaoyorozu.

He never had a strong opinion of her, if he was quite frank. She wasn’t completely useless in UA but she wasn’t remarkable either, which he found to be a pity given her quirk. She was the obnoxious type of self-sacrificing sweet that made his teeth rot and left a disgusting aftertaste in his mouth that needed two rinses with listerine, or perhaps alcohol. Whichever was closest on hand.

She’s active when they graduate, that much he knows, but they never cross paths. She apparently specializes in hostage negotiations and emergency relief response and he strictly fights and beats the shit out of anything he’s given permission to. So outside of each other’s orbit and yet they still end up in a frame together of individuals who have been named employee of the year in their respective branch.

Is he surprised? Not really.

She, however, is and its clearly reflected on her face that he resists and urge to sneer at her for old time sakes but, again, he’s learned so he settles for a cold stoic expression. She quickly schools herself as well and offers a small smile but its meaningless to him. They just have to take a photo and he can continue on with his stale Champaign and equally stale career.

Except she’s grown tenacious and is unrelenting in forcing her unsought presence on him, sticking to him like that goopy monstrous wretch he fought so, so many years ago. She’s clearly learned a thing or two working with negotiations and showers him with pricey quality alcohol, an upgrade from the complementary stale bullshit that was being served. He remembers her prestigious background, i.e. fat wallet, and isn’t above admitting that he definitely stayed for the drinks. He figured that it was the least she could do after attracting an absurdly amount of unwanted attention. She’s a hot commodity and even his glower isn’t enough to keep her admirers away. Just to be clear, he wasn’t keeping them away from her, but away from himself. He has enough to deal with just her.

After he’s had his fill in liquor, the startling revelation that Yaoyorozu has indeed become a master strategist is the last clear thing he remembers before his mind and consciousness muffles and thus its also the first thought he has when he wakes up on a strange but very comfortable, velvet maybe, sofa with a groan.

“There’s a glass of water next to you, when you’re ready.” He’d roll his eyes if they weren’t closed.

“Do you usually resort to intoxicating some unsuspecting idiot to use as an excuse to excuse yourself from celebratory functions or am I just special?” His eyes open in time to see her flush guilty, reclined on the arm of the sofa opposite to where his head was resting.

“It’s not as if you truly wanted to be there as well.” She mutters glancing away, determined not to stare at him, her victim. He scoffs.

“Don’t act like you did this for me.”

“I’m not acting, but you cannot solely blame me. It’s not like you chose to keep my company because of my bubbling personality.” She sniffs with destain almost daintily and he jerks up with a sneer.

“I didn’t choose to keep your fucking company, you wouldn’t leave me alone!”

“If you wanted me gone, you definitely could have managed it.” She retorts and raises an eyebrow tauntingly. “It’s not like you’re shy, or are you?” Undiscouraged by his threatening glare she continues. “The fact of the matter is that you choose to stay around me because of the liquor. I did not make you do anything, it was a mere incentive.”

“Of course, to endure your sparkling personality.” He bites scathingly and it makes her face scrunch up like she’s swallowed something bitter. “Right.”

There’s an uncomfortable silence that is only broken by her tired sigh.

“I’m not sure how you are at handling alcohol and I don’t want to assume, but there’s ibuprofen and water right next to you on the coffee table. You’re also welcome to anything in the kitchen.” She stands and stretches, still dressed up from the party, and he definitely does not notice the sleekness of her neck as she rolls it or the lift of her assets the dress accentuates. The fucking audacity.

“What, no change of clothes?”

She freezes and blinks. “Oh. That can be arranged if needed.” Her flush has faded and its almost as if she’s already forgotten about him. As if she is counting on him to just be out of her hair as quickly as he can.

“You’re just going to give me free reign of your house out of guilt?”

“I don’t think I’m guilty of-“ He stands with a sudden swiftness that stuns her quiet and he’s walking through her house with sure steps as she sputters after him. “What are you doing?”

“I decided that you can sleep on the couch and I’ll take the bed.” He declares checking the doors for the bedroom.

“Excuse me?!”

“Think of it as your penance. You know, if our roles would have been reversed, this would have been a very controversial situation.” He states matter-of-factly leaning against the jamb of her room and her flush deepens.

“There was never any ill intent and you know it!” Her newly disheveled and agitated appearance sends a jolt of satisfaction through him.

“Do I?” He promptly shuts the door before she can react locking her out. She knocks on the door frantically and yells. “Bakugou! This isn’t funny!” Then after a moment, “I don’t have a change of clothes!”

He makes a show of slamming some closet and drawer doors to make her panic. They both know she has the power to get into her room and he wonders if he’ll force her to break her own door down.

She soon quiets and huffs away and while she’s left him in peace he takes the opportunity let the last couple of moments sink in. Her room is, well, grand yet minimal. It’s fitting for her. It’s oddly still yet cozy. He decides to take her spacious chaise by the window, she can think he slept in her bed all she wants, he knows a thing or two about boundaries and he’d rather not cross that one.

She doesn’t return and he’s not all that surprised, she was never one for a fight.

Despite himself Bakugou lets out a laugh. He laughs because he can picture her in that expensive uncomfortable dress, flushed and irate on her velvet couch all because of him.

He laughs because he rather likes the sight of such a pristine individual like Yaoyorozu, pink and breathless, because of him and if that isn’t the funniest joke of the century he doesn’t know what was.

AN: I feel guilty for not updating anything in years, don’t judge me.

#bakumomo #my writes #ive had a tough time ok #i.e. ive had no time #to do anything #im so so sorry #my fics #very short #3 chapters #no more no less #i miss y'all fyi #jots #my jots

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