#bedtimes stories are great

[randomminty]

If pokemon wont give me bea and allister siblingisms ill just make it MYSELF

#siblignsf…… real #art tag #pokemon #pokemon swsh #gym leader bea #gym leader allister #started thinking abt leon/sonia/nessa/raihan/piers friend group while drawing this theyre all great #or polycule. either or #i think all the version exclusive gym leaders has their own found family going on #besides the literal family #melony definitely spoils bea and allister and i think gordie babysits and acts like a cool older brother to them both #raihan babysat allister once and got him addicted to subway surfers and mr beast and bea hasnt let him near allister since #all of the swsh gym leaders are just one big family when u think abt it #bea reads allister bedtime stories but the stories allister suggests are infinitely more horrifying than bea can handle #in allisters concept art theres a part that maybe suggests beas scared of ghosts. i like that i think its funny. have u seen ur brother #i could make a whole post abt these two i bet anyway. i need to wak eup at 6am tmrw. gootnighth :>

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

I've been visualbly imagining Eddie just laying there in a lake for 2 days now it's just so fucking funny to think about.

(Referring to that one post that asked where Eddie was sleeping.)

tbh it's been a running gag within the confines of my Imaginings <3 and it Is so fucking funny you're so right <3

he's in ↓↓ the water ↓↓

#honestly so tempted to find a way to work it into the au canon #like everyone else is nice n cozy in the storage room #and eddies just. facedown in water somewhere #it'd be impossible for the smaller puppets to remove him #hed be So waterlogged.... so heavy..... #LMFAO what if wally accidentally dropped him into a large puddle #and couldn't drag him out again #he'd have to just use scripts w/o eddie in em for sally's 'bedtime stories' #hm... but other factors.... ok it might have to remain a silly Non-Au-Canon joke #one i am fond of #scribble salad #wh lights out au #the water damage would be too great for him to survive i think #yk if i ever write a fic for this #i Could include a brief scene where eddie is indeed dropped in water #and wally & frank have to go get like. poppy to drag him out #as a lil nod to the joke....

[gunsatthaphan]

“no one will come in here again, right?”

#609 bedtime story #ohmflluke #mumdew #609 bedtime story ep11 #Ohm Thitiwat #fluke natouch #is anyone still watching this show? lol #like the thing is....... #the concept of all this is amazing #i love how meta it is and i can see where theyre coming from with the message its trying to convey #but the plot is way too tangled lmao #i think they wanted too much #ive been trying to make sense of it for 11 weeks now #and now its over and i still dont understand most of it lmao #OFs chemistry was good and it peaked in the finale #but idk theyre just deanpharm to me no matter what jfhgkfld #i like them in those roles the best #although they did great in this #and kudos to the team for really trying #they just missed the mark a little bit #but its fine #at least the cinematography was stunning #💜

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Grandpa: I own a musket for home defense, since that’s what the Founding Fathers intended.

Grandpa: One day, four ruffians broke into my house.

Grandpa: I shouted “WHAT THE DEVIL?!” and grabbed my Kentucky rifle and powdered wig.

Grandpa: I blew a golf-ball-sized hole through the first man; he died on the spot.

Grandpa: I drew my pistol on the second man, but it missed him entirely because it’s smooth-bore and nailed the neighbor’s dog.

Grandpa: I had to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grapeshot, firing it with a cry of “TALLY HO, LADS!”

Grandpa: The grapeshot shredded two men in the blast, and the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms.

Grandpa: I fixed my bayonet and charged the last terrified rapscallion; he bled out waiting for the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up.

Grandpa, overlooking the carnage: Ahh, just as the Founding Fathers intended.

#submission #source: 4chan #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #grandpa harley #jake harley #mod terezi #this is his bedtime story to jude and joey #they don't get great sleep when he tells them a bedtime story

[pixelatedraindrops]

Hey Viviakou Nation: Consider this prompt/scenario that's been in my head for a while…

Vivia is sick and running a fever from being out in the rain too long without an umbrella. He is laid down in Yakou's bed after he lets him borrow it in order to have a more comfortable resting spot to recover.

Vivia tries to read his book while resting, but his vision is far too blurry and his head is too fuzzy and achy for him to fully concentrate on the text of the pages.

So to make sure he rests properly to recover from his cold, Yakou offers to read the book out loud to him in the hopes it helps him to fall asleep~ 💙💚

#rain code #master detective archives: rain code #yakou furio #vivia twilight #viviakou #whumpcode #whumpcode prompt #yakou reading vivia his book like a bedtime story :3 #only to realize how messed up the content of the book is and he thinks vivia needs even MORE care and love afterwards <3 #same as what happened in the art I did of them but like a part 2? #food for thought #illness whump #whump prompt #sick comfort #vivia is such a great whumpee candidate fr #he's right after yuma and makoto for me :3

[cantsaythetword]

Thought up THE BEST tkl scenario earlier today can't wait to imagine it while falling asleep

#he speaks #its like a lil bedtime story its great

[crowleyscleaninglady]

One thing I absolutely adore in a human au is how authors find ways to describe Crowleys eyes. Like they find some medical condition with a detached pupil, multiple pupils, or it’s just some unnatural color. People are so creative and it always makes me giddy when I’m reading that he takes his glasses off cause I get to see how they wrote his eyes into the story

#i love the good omens fandom #y’all are such great writers #I’m so lucky I get to read everyone’s works all the time like a bedtime story #good omens #crowley #aziraphale #ineffable husbands #good omens 2 #aziracrow #crowleys eyes

[egyptian-blue19]

SHES BACK! AFTER 3 LONG HOURS SHES BACK!!! THE WAR IS OVER. I’d just like to say I’m proud of all of us for getting through these hard times and I look forward to fighting on the frontlines with you again in the near future. And a special thank you to tumblr for dealing with our hellish crusade’s even more so today. Thank you you all.

#time for my bedtime story #ao3 #so proud of us #we survived the Great War #we died with dignity and a hint of desperation #war is over

[octoooo]

My laptop is having a crisis so have some phone doodles

Sabibun laying under Catyuu is inspired by this post

#kny #demon slayer #tomioka giyuu #octo’s art #sabito #sabigiyuu #SABIBUN AU #while I love calling him Sabibun I also love Rabito #they’re both great <3 #might not be able to use my laptop until firday at the earliest when ill be home #keep getting this blue square ‘boot device not found’ or smth & I can’t sign in ? #I’ll poke my keys more in the morning #thankfully I had sent my essay draft to a classmate so I can edit it from my phone & it’s not Gone #my art tho? kinda worried #idk we’ll see what happens now avert your eyes to the silly animals being silly #sabibun hugs Catyuu with his whole body #Sanemi talking to Sabigiyuu on the fence is a comic or fic idea I have #that’ll be my bedtime story tonight <3 #I REALLY LOVE OH YEAH WOO YEAH #like…the bun is mid hop and so AHDJ!! #I love them & now Sabibun is oh yeah woo yeah

[sleepy-aletheas]

There is this wistfulness about Nahida, of someone missing out on childhood.

She is 500 years old; she looks like I could cradle her to my chest and hide her from the world. She has all the knowledge at her fingertips; yet she didn't touch anyone or anything with her own hands for centuries. She can contemplate and understand meaning of words and situations; but be floored by experiencing them first hand with her own heart.

What did she feel when she first stepped barefoot on grass wet with morning dew? How did the river feel against her ankles for the first time? How different is the wind in her own hair? Is the sky bluer with her own eyes? Is the touch of another warming her heart and not only her mind?

It must be hard to carry the weight of being a god, of living for centuries and knowing the world in some way more than the other mortals around her. And yet she never had the chance of being a child. She wasn't cuddled under blankets and didn't share warm meals with anyone else. She wasn't praised for learning something new, even if she fumbled with it at the beginning. There was no one to explain to her why she felt something a certain way or that it was okay to feel it in the first place.

She is a god, and mortals or immortals expect her to know everything since conception, and isn't that just sad? Even if she knew everything there is to know, to experience it herself is overwhelming, exhilarating, terrifying, lovely, miserable.

Nahida's eyes are large and bright and the loveliest shade of green, like newly sprouted leaves in a dark and wet forest after an endless winter. And yet there is the yearning, the disconnect of who everyone wants her to be, and who she never got to be.

There is this wistful hope in her, that now she has time and space and freedom to actually exist in the world and not only in dreams.

#nahida #i love my little radish so much #she might be a god but she still should have bedtime stories and a nightlight #then again i think everyone should have that #cause it's great

[indecisive-dizzy]

Howdy, Frank, and Eddie’s first date was at a Waffle House and somehow Holly and Wallace (who were wingmaning Eddie) got into a brawl with some random people

Lizzy (who was wingmaning Howdy) filmed the whole thing and probably got caught in the crossfire

It was chaotic and everyone had to leave

I saw this last night but was half asleep so here we go!

There are three reasons they went to Waffle House

It was the only place open after Howdy closed the shop

It was cheap (Howdy's idea I stg)

Lizzy wanted waffles.

Lizzy tagged along to wingman but is getting paid in waffles. Holly and Wallace were genuinely wingmaning Eddie from across the restaurant until they got into a fight with other patrons

Howdy is flabbergasted and asks Lizzy for the video later. He should do something? But he kinda doesn't want to. Maybe he could a refund out of it...

Eddie is horrified and beyond embarrassed which is keeping him from stopping the fight. He's just sitting in the booth with his head in his hands. poor guy

Frank is staring (glaring) at the syrup bottle debating whether or not it'd be worth it to chug the whole thing and go into a sugar coma to not deal with the situation anymore.

By the end of the night Lizzy has a sick video to post on the internet (lol), Holly and Wallace are banned from Waffle House, Eddie is tired and needs a beer, Frank wants to go to bed, and somehow the cashier ended up owing Howdy money.

They go home and Eddie, Frank, and Howdy are all snuggled up together in bed. From the middle Frank says "We are never going to Waffle House again. Howdy you are banned from date planning until I say so." Eddie cracks up and Howdy is offended but he laughs too.

Frank then tells them to shut up and sleep, burying his face into Howdy's fur. Love you's are exchanged and they fall asleep.

I'd say it was a Great first date.

#i had this in my head since last night #but i was waaay to tired to type it out #but i had a great time imagining this scenario as i fell asleep! #like a chaotic bedtime story lmao #dizztalkstoomuch #neon child #welcome home #eddie dear #frank frankly #howdy pillar #welcome home ocs #not my ocs #eddie x frank x howdy #eddie x frank #do e/f/h have a ship name???? or like a general tag??? #frank x howdy #eddie x howdy

[simmeons]

Do it for him

#i fucking love his tooth gap #i never liked mine but. god. it's great #it's attractive on him #running so he catches me in his arms #i want him to rock me back and forth reading me a bedtime story

[play-rough]

I hope you know your classification fic is the reason I got into BSD. I just started s2 and I’m loving so far.

Also lowkey making me wanna write my own fic but im already drowning in wips 🫠

I’m so glad you like it akdkwkkdks idk if you’re a manga person but if you are… blease… the manga… bones fucks us so hard there are so many lil character moments that they just cut out, to the point where you could argue that manga Dazai and anime Dazai were different characters (I feel like Charlie Pepe Silvia meme) also the fifteen manga might be my favorite piece of bsd media but I’m biased bc I’m an skk brainworm haver

I’m also always going to encourage bsd agere fics and I could write essays on how age regression would be the perfect coping mechanism for dazai’s character but also i totally feel the drowning in wips do whatever feels good for your soul 🥹🩵🥹🩵

#also. hard left but im reading your mha fic rn and I’m so slow #reading it as a bedtime story and sleepy disease keeps getting me #but anyways i really enjoy it so far ur a great writer and im excited to see any of ur wips in the future #💌

[bonnvivre]

GUYS SHUT UP WEISERR AND DEAIZZ312 UPDATED THEIR FICS !!! MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ME WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

#gonna have a great night folks #im so excited AAAAAAAAAA #love settling in w my little bedtime stories #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #gosuku #sukugo #FIC PROMO GO READ

[rottedbrainz]

I don't remember who came up with this concept but Ojo being Fozzie and Gonzos daughter is just too perfect 🥰🥰

#Gonzo would be the dad to encourage her imagination #he would tell her bedtime stories that get her riled up instead of sleepy #and Fozzie will be the dad to try and keep the peace #art #myart #gonzo muppets #gonzo the great #fozzie bear #fozzie muppets #ojo bear in the big blue house #ojo #the muppets

[eyedelater]

i was comparing the raw chapter 210 of golden kamuy to the two translations i have access to, and i noticed something strange.

please look at this panel of tsukishima explaining something important to koito.

note my little glyphs indicating that the EH scans translation matches the raws and the official translation does not. i mean i checked the translations and only one is correct. what's with that disconnect? there's hardly anything there in the official translation. did they really ruthlessly cut out all that nuance for no reason?

then i was looking more closely at the surrounding chapter in the official translation and noticed that most of the panels in the chapter have been drastically shifted around, a couple have been redrawn, a few panels have been added, etc.

so could it be that when noda-sensei was editing the chapter, he deleted a bunch of what tsukishima was saying, and therefore this official translation is actually correct?

or is it that the official translation just did an absolutely shit job and they're worthless?

well, now i've gone a little overboard and bought the raw ebook of volume 21 that contains this chapter. so now we have our answer. this is the panel in question in the volume:

noda-sensei did change it and make it much shorter...!

here's my translation for what tsukishima says: "by intentionally revealing it 9 years later, he dug up my old wounds, and then, just when i had withered up completely, he poured in his own affection."

so noda-sensei changed the lines after all... but the official translation still did a bad job. they threw the metaphor in the garbage and dumbed down the message.

and then there are two new panels immediately following that panel:

the lines that were in the two speech bubbles that got changed (about expending effort and creating a soldier to do dirty work) were moved verbatim down here to these panels. so in the end, nothing was actually cut.

#golden kamuy #golden kamuy translation notes #tsukishima hajime #and the moral of the story is that EH scans did a great job and viz did a shit job #not an absolutely worthless shit job like i suspected. but a fair-to-middling level of shit job #i stayed up far past my bedtime to write this. and for what? for my dedication to accurate translations... #but i'm glad i did this bc tsukishima's metaphor about withering up is interesting. he certainly looks withered up that one time