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tiktoksihadsaved · 1 year
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the-writing-mobster · 2 years
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Baby Face Incorrect Quotes
Sans: Hey guys, I'm kickin' ass in therapy!
Nick: Oh that's great Sans!
Alphys: So proud bestie.
Midas: I wish I could get therapy.
Sans: Yeah! I'm learning this new thing about emotional manipulation.
Maeve: Ugh, yeah. My ex did that to me—
Sans: Yeah, ngl, I'm getting pretty good at it.
Everyone: ...
Maeve: What? That's not—
Sans: Yeah I'm learning all these tips and tricks to emotionally manipulate people.
Nick: No, no, those aren't tips... Those are WARNING SIGNS!
Sans: Exactly! It's a bunch of words to make people do what you want them to do!
Jonas: Hmm... He's got a point—
Nick: NO! That's not what therapy is for!
Sans: See that? That's what we call gaslighting.
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-The boys hanging out after school-
Cartman: Alright. I'll say it. The sexual tension in this friend group is getting out of hand.
Stan: Wait...
Kyle: What?
Cartman: Kenny you litteraly kissed me on the beach.
Kenny: That didn't happen.
Cartman: So it was just a WONDERFUL dream I had, then?
Kenny: More like a nightmare.
Stan: What is happening?
Cartman: And you Kyle- What is this love letter supose to mean?
Kyle: You obviously wrote that yourself.
Cartman: This is exactly why my last friend group fell apart.
Stan: You told us they died in a climbing accident.
Cartman: I had to get rid of them. The sexual tensiuon was too great.
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unhingedtiktoks · 4 months
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Prance: It's a biological instinct!
Margo: What the hell is going on???
Reggie: Well my girlfriend turned into a worm a couple of days ago and this morning Prance turned into a bird and ate her!
Prance: She knew the risks, she-
Reggie: Oh she knew the risks?
Prance: Yes!
Reggie: "Early bird gets the worm" right? You're so dumb!
White guy: I'm sorry, I just did enough ketamine to kill a horse, did you say your girlfriend turned-
Reggie: Into a worm, yes.
Dom: Wait did they not fix the gas leak in this apartment?
Reggie: Oh my god Dom! We're mystical creatures! We shapeshift from time to time!
Prance: Yeah werewolves get all the recognition but there's so many more of us.
Reggie: It's weird, one white lady writes a love triangle about you and then you're too good to come to the conventions.
Prance: "Ooh I'm Jacob I'm white but also racially ambiguous, I have abs and I imprinted on my situationship's daughter" it's-
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marksandrec · 2 years
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Marks and Rec: Misc #2404
(You have Remus's attention.) (Dialogue from bocxtop on twitter.)
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tiktoksformyfriends · 2 years
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harveylikestoart · 2 years
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It is THREE IN THE MORNING
(Audio is from bocxtop on tiktok hehe)
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saltymid · 1 year
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eli do you agree this is daniel garcia and isiah kassidy https://www.tiktok.com/@bocxtop/video/7077760834310655274
lmao i didnt expect to receive new crown boys content today
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linogram · 1 year
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bocxtop is the most interesting acct on tiktok
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Tolkien: So what are we watching?
Clyde: Oh! I saw this really cool show and --
Craig: I'm gonna stop you there. No.
Clyde: Why not?
Tweek: Because the last thing you made us watch was a four part serial killer documentary and I couldn't sleep for three full days afterwards.
Clyde: It's not that bad. It's kind of a comfort show, like I watch it after a long day.
Tolkien: Do you not hear how terrifying that is?
Tweek: You need to watch people being brutally murdered in order to sleep at night!
Craig: I never thought I'd be scared of Clyde.
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unhingedtiktoks · 11 months
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Description: Tiktok from user bocxtop. A group of friends is standing around a table.
Reggie: Ok so I'm keeping Maya cuz it seems like she got good credit.
Maya: Excuse me???
Talea: This isn't how we wanted to tell you guys but we're breaking up.
Reggie: Yep so we gotta split custody of you guys.
Viv: We're not your kids? We can stay friends with you both individually.
Talea: You can keep Viv, she annoys me.
Reggie: I don't want her!
Viv: What the fuck?
Analisa: Wait why can't we decide which one of you we prefer?
Reggie: Well we didn't want to put that burden on you.
Prance: Oh it's ok, we all like Talea more anyways.
Talea: Aww!
Reggie: Are you fucking for real??
Prance: Your apartment sucks, dude.
Reggie: The guy who broke in to watch me sleep got arrested, I told you already!!
Cristian: I don't want two Christmases!?!
Talea: We've never spent Christmas together!
Cristian: (divorced kid sobbing)
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