#bomb duo

[narabea06]

BOMB DUO CHIBI HEADS!!!!

#fnaf roleplay #minecraft fnaf #thefamousfilms #minecraft fnaf universe #thefamousfilms fnaf #fnaf security breach #theinvisibledavis #bryan divil #bryan and molten #molten tff #molten freddy #bomb duo #bomb duo tff #fnafverse #mcfnafverse

[gumdefense]

We have moved past Maya and Franziska wingmanning narumitsu as a society. They would not fucking do that. We need to realise the truth which is that Larry and Gumshoe would try to wingman them and only succeed through failure

#ace attorney #narumitsu #phoenix wright #miles edgeworth #maya fey #franziska von karma #dick gumshoe #larry butz #general my post tag #i do think maya would endlessly tease poor phoenix about it based on how she acted in 3-5 about iris #but she didn’t do anything to set them up she just made fun of phoenix #franziska would sooner choose death and run to another country herself than get anywhere near whatever’s going on between the two #larry however. #larry would be way too invested #once he actually realises his best friends are into each other he would never drop it #gumshoe wants to make edgeworth happy any way possible #and based on the “wright wright wright” scene #and that one moment in the anime where he cries bc the two were working together even countries apart during the train bomb case #i think he’d be very invested too #also a Larry and Gumshoe wingman duo would be absolutely disastrous. and hilarious #do you see my vision

[monsieurlaziness]

husk and cherri should get along in some form

so that angel in the background can be screaming in internal joy and happiness

#his faves are getting along!!! #i am SO looking forward for cherri to appear #she and angel are such a good duo!!! #and as a huskerdust shipper myself i very much want to see how she and husk will treat each other #hazbin hotel #husk #angel dust #cherri bomb #huskerdust

[boatboysrowout]

i am So Very Interested in the burger king vs mcdonalds au if you're willing to share more 👁️👁️

i'm so glad you asked

it's all grian's fault, of course. 'it'll be great if all my friends got a summer job around the same place!' he said. 'it'll be fun hanging out on our lunch breaks!' he said. 'this is a genius idea, nothing will go wrong!' he said.

it goes wrong in less than a day.

it all starts with scar's job application getting rejected from burger king. he takes this very personally, as the man who interviews him is grian's friend who had just been hired the day before, and scar had been assured he would get an easy in. ren, however, didn't like how many questions scar was asking about their ice cream machine and where their security cameras were placed.

so out scar goes, sulking his way through a successful interview to work at the white castle down the road, joining bdubs and cleo. the rest of grians friends end up scattered in shops around the two restaurants with varying degrees of satisfaction with their summer jobs.

grian, as he is wont to do, waffles around a bit before committing to a job. he's pretty sure he's going to join bigb at the library, but before he decides, he goes to pay scar a visit to make sure he's still not sulking about the burger king fiasco.

that, too, is a mistake.

grian doesn't know what happened. he swears he just meant to stop in and say hi. and maybe play a little prank! just a funny little joke! only he didn't realize how much hair spray bdubs uses and how flammable that made his hair, and really, how could grian have known that the second after he fled the scene of his crime, scar would walk in at the exact wrong moment holding a lighter, making him look like the guiltiest motherfucker on earth?

it's absolutely not his fault.

but.

now scar is out of a job again, and he's gotten it in his head that the only way to get his revenge on ren is to work at the mcdonalds across the street from the burger king and, to quote scar, "make him regret not taking my offer." and listen. this is the third job scar's had in two days. it kind of feels a little bit like grian's responsibility to make sure he doesn't get fired from this one too. but it'll be fine. what else could go wrong?

so much. so, so much.

scar almost immediately goes off the rails. he creates his own customer rewards program in which he refuses to serve a customer if they don't pledge their undying loyalty to the mcdonalds in exchange for scar certified McReputation points. this somehow is remarkably successful despite grain's repeated warnings that this is a scam- scar pulls some strings and grian is forced into kitchen duty after he tries to warn one too many customers. martyn and ren catch word of this and try institute a similar program, albeit to a much less successful degree. scar, however, cannot let that stand.

grian also cannot let that stand, but this is more due to martyn coming over every day during his lunch break and annoying grian by telling increasingly convoluted jokes all ending with a punchline relating to the mcdonald's broken ice cream machine.

so that afternoon grian and scar pay the burger king a visit. scar goes up to the front counter and gives ren and martyn the longest sales pitch of his life, something about cereal, and while they're distracted grain climbs through the drive through window and smashes their ice cream machine with a baseball bat.

that's the beginning of the end.

ren takes the attack way too personally. he gets naked, makes martyn crown him with a shitty cardboard crown, dubs himself the burger king, and declares war on the mcdonalds.

he and martyn set out to recruit for their army amongst the rest of their friends in the area to varying degrees of success. they first go to visit joel in his art shop, but quickly decide to leave after the first thing they hear upon walking in is a conversation in the back room in which someone appears to be blackmailing joel over something in the basement.

they decide to try impulse and tango down at the arcade, and both of them are so confused by ren's sales pitch they just agree to make him go away (they do the same thing when scar and grian visit them a few hours later).

ren and martyn's visit to the white castle is the worst yet. instead of walking in and recruiting bdubs and cleo with their impassioned speech and thirst for justice, the burger king and his hand walk into an active warzone.

there's smoke everywhere. bdubs is screaming. martyn swears he hears a gun go off. cleo is cackling. someone runs past them entirely engulfed in flames. as ren and martyn make a hasty retreat etho cheerfully greets them from his seat on a bench outside the building, tinkering with something that looks suspiciously like a pipe bomb.

they decide to take a break from recruiting after that.

meanwhile, scar and grian have been busy. they've recruited jimmy and scott from the florists down the road to launch a yelp smear campaign against the burger king, tanking them from a respectable 3.8 stars to 1 star in an afternoon. to a normal human being, this would mean nothing, but they text a screenshot of this to martyn and ren with the caption 'this u?'

martyn and ren have never once reacted to anything normally or proportionality in their life.

skizz, one of their regulars, also takes great offense to this. he insists that this is a devastating blow against the burger king's honor, and vows to get revenge.

no one's sure exactly how he does it, but within an hour he manages to trace one of the bad reviews back to jimmy and promptly doxes him, getting him fired due to the content of his surprisingly popular google+ account.

scar and grian, after laughing hysterically for an hour over the fact that jimmy was a google+ influencer, continue their reign of terror over the burger king by taking a selfie of them next to the burger king drive through menu, which they somehow have relocated to the roof of the mcdonalds.

it's the last straw for ren.

decked out in a red cape made of the burger king curtains and armed with a spatula and the fury of a thousands suns, ren marches across the street to the mcdonalds and challenges scar and grian to a winner-takes-all duel.

a crowd begins to gather, with nearly everybody grian knows save for the people involved in what has been dubbed the white castle war, forming a loose arch behind ren and martyn as they begin to chant for a fight.

grian and scar, who came outside to see what all the commotion was about, both predictably panic at the sight of two men in capes charging towards them backed by a crowd chanting for blood. grian tries to claw his way back up the roof while scar, possessed by the spirit of apollo, does the only thing he can and chucks a potato at ren's head.

that potato hits ren square in the forehead and knocks him out cold.

the crowd goes silent.

martyn, thinking ren is dead, drops to his knees and cradles his unconscious body close to his chest and dramatically confesses his everlasting love, vowing to never leave ren's side and to never stop spreading the tale of ren's 'grey long and strong' bits.

grian, upon witnessing this, realizes to his abject horror that he also has gay feelings for his manager.

he has no idea what to do with these feelings, and the crowd is still chanting fight, and he's experienced a lot of stress and unexpected emotions in the last five minutes, so he really can't be blamed when he turns on his heel and punches scar in the face.

scar, surprised but absolutely willing to go along with it, punches grian back, and they begin beating the shit out of each other in the most pathetic fist fight a mcdonalds parking lot has ever witnessed.

meanwhile, there's police cars and fire trucks with sirens on speeding down the road past them, and someone in the crowd realizes 'oh shit are those all going to the white castle?'

so the crowd immediately abandons the world's worst fight to go see what the hell has been going down in the white castle.

it takes a bit, but, with martyn still confessing his love and sobbing over ren's unconscious body, grian finally manages to land a lucky hit and knocks scar out, sending him crumpling to the ground. for the second time that day, grian realizes with horror what he's done, and frantically tries to run to get a medic only to trip over scar's unconscious body and knock himself out as well.

The headline of the local newspaper the next morning reads as follows:

...anyone wanna ask me about my last life mall au

#this is the new dumbest thing ive ever written #anyway thanks for asking. so sorry to inflict this on you #i had to cut so many scenes from this bc it was just too long so if there's any characters or scenes youre curious about hmu #more specifically: Ask Me About The White Castle Pipe Bomb C Plot #shoutout to lew for helping me plot this out. ill never forget u #third life #desert duo #renchanting #grian #gtws #renthedog #martyn inthelittlewood #cats words

[kremechihihi]

they are besties TO ME ☝️🤨

#bomb rush cyberfunk #brc #brc shine #brc mesh #good vibes duo #kinda like garambeat haha

[cemetery14]

#akashi kuroko and murasakibara would be bomb babysitters #kagami kise and midorima would SUCK those kids would tear them apart #i think aomine and momoi would do good as a duo idk about on their own #kuroko no basket #knb #kurokos basketball #akashi seijuro #kuroko tetsuya #murasakibara atsushi #aomine daiki #midorima shintarou #kise ryouta #kuroko’s basketball

[backstabber128]

Here's some dad + daughter parallels that shatter my poor tortured heart even more👌

It's crazy to think they have so much in common despite completely different circumstances ❤️‍🩹

#fanart #my art #digital art #arcane #arcane vi #arcane powder #arcane jinx #arcane vander #arcane silco #young vi #vi and vander #silco and powder #childhood trauma #cptsd #zaundads #fishbones #sisters #flashbacks #sketchbook #monkey bomb #hugs #family fluff #both are ultimate disaster duos 👍 #riot games #tears #shimmer #little vi gets all the hair ruffles its canon ok #fathers and daughters #theyre so cute 😭 #im gonna go cry now

[thejadecount]

2012! Casey and Rise! Donnie: We’ve bonded

2012! Leo, knowing exactly what’s about to come: What do you mean you bonded?

*faint explosion in the distance*

#now out of all the 2012 rise crossover content I see I’m dissapointed I don’t see this duo that often #these two would be absolute MENACES to society #like at first 2012 Casey thinks 2018 Donnie is an April-obsessed geek like 2012 Donnie #and rise donnie thinks he’s an idiot #but then rise Donnie’s like ‘wait he has no sense of self preservation I can use this’ #and then #‘how do you feel about experimentation and dna samples?’ #then 2012 Casey finds out 2018 Donnie is in fact literally crazy #and one bomb later they’re brothers #guys I need to see more of this #also I found this thing in my drafts for some section so enjoy it #2012 tmnt #2012 casey jones #rise donnie #rottmnt donnie #you’ve heard of the murder duo rise donnie and 2012 raph #now get ready for the crime boys rise donnie and 2012 Casey #tmnt crossover #rottmnt #rise tmnt #crossover

[dontcryminecraft]

The Two Notable Philza Deaths

I heard the sentence below and immediately thought of this meme so take this (also through searching for screenshots I just now realized that the smpe airstrikes are just fence posts lol)

reference: Philza vods (SMP Earth -Philza VOD- Streamed on December 11, 2019) / timestamp: 6:01:50

Context: Phil, Pete, and Techno are on SMP Earth and testing weapons now that war is enabled. Phil dies for the first time on SMPE, to an Airstrike Techno summons, and it is decided to be the most effective way of killing.

Techno: "Chat says: The two notable Philza Deaths: One- Baby Zombie; Two- TechnoNuke"

#ahyes an original post #antarctic empire #smp earth #smp #philza #technoblade #technonuke #emerald duo #voiceoverpete #coughing baby vs hydrogen bomb #baby zombie vs technonuke

[variouspolltournaments]

Propaganda

Spirit Bomb and Oozaru:

Goku sometimes charges his Spirit Bomb with energy from the sun, and Saiyans transform into the Oozaru when they see the full moon.

Lottie and Laura Lee:

Lottie is reserved and harmonious and connected to the darkness of the wilderness, and Laura Lee is outgoing and stubborn and connected to a giant, fiery, explosive light...

#sun and moon duo tournament #spirit bomb #oozaru #dragon ball #lottie matthews #laura lee #yellowjackets

[narabea06]

HAIIII i dunno if ur still doing the silly shipping ask game thing but im curious to see urs for bryan...... /nf

I absolutely can do that!! Forewarning tho, most, if not all of this, is platonic bc I don't ship Bryan with like anyone but Vendi really (and even then, i acknowledge they aren't realistically a healthy couple, i just find their relationship interesting to pick apart and watch)

My NOTP for them - Bryan x Molten. Always despised this ship and just find it makes me incredibly uncomfortable. I'll always love Bomb Duo tho, I just don't like them shipped together

My BROTP for them - Brother Duo/Portal Duo!! (Dylan and Bryan) (I genuinely hope BROTP does not mean i ship them, bc I don't, I just like to see their brother relationship)

My OTP for them - ChaiLatte (Bryan x Vendi) probably? Idk, again they're terrible for each other but they're so interesting.

My second choice pairing for them - Again, not in a shipping way, but I do love Bomb Duo!! (Molten and Bryan) (Tho i probably would put them above ChaiLatte)

My fluffy pairing for them - Platonic Bryan and Ballora def- I've always loved their dynamic so much, she was like his own good mother figure i swear-

My angsty pairing for them - Platonic Get Worse Duo!! (Adrien and Bryan) Again, they both bring out the worst in each other but they're so sad and so interesting to pick apart and watch. It's like a car accident, like I can't not watch their relationship fall apart yknow-

My favorite poly pairing for them - None really. Favorite trio tho is probably Traffic Trio (Bryan, Dylan, and Adrien) bc of fucking course

My weirdest pairing for them - PLATONIC TRESPASS DUO. (Sabrina and Bryan ) THEY WOULD DEF BOND OVER ANIMATRONICS BREAKING INTO THEIR HOUSES AND SHIT AND LIKE- IDK- BRYAN COULD BE A MENTOR TOWARDS HER. THEY COULD BE FRIENDS-

#thefamousfilms #thefamousfilms fnaf #bryan thefamousfilms #bryan divil #bomb duo #traffic trio #trespass duo #get worse duo

[always-a-joyful-note]

It's a good day and then you watch a Link Click episode and are reminded of how Cheng Xiaoshi - without fail - always appreciates and has such genuine and sincere love and gratitude and joy for partaking in simple family meals during the dives in photos because even though his parents left ages ago and he has a new family with Qiao Ling and Lu Guang, he knows the value of family and simple moments with them.

#so what about that episode y'all? #another cliffhanger lucky us #link click spoilers #at least from this point #i am *really really* curious as to what happened in between Lu Guang screaming and Cheng Xiaoshi meeting Tianxi #anyway once again the soft dynamic between the photo bombing duo left me in a puddle #yet im going to call lu guang and cheng xiaoshi the photo bombing duo from now on and you cant stop me #that said i was on the edge of my seat because I KNEW something was gonna happen....but then we didnt see it happen sejiofjaserekrs #link click #stuff i say #fandom spamdom

[gabrielokun]

#Most Flirtatious Bomb Disposal Duo #Guardian #镇魂 Guardian #CDrama #chinesemedia #Chinese Drama #Bromance #CensoredBL #Zhao Yunlan #Bai Yu #Zhu Yi Long #Zhu Yilong #WeiLan #mine edit #Gabriel makes stuff

[n3rdy247]

i keep thinking how fucking amazing it would be if they added the trolls characters to a fighting game like brawlhalla or super smash bros JUST JUST J LET ME COOK

#AND IMAGINE ALL OF THE TROLLS' ATTACKS LIKE AHGJDGHDJG THEY'D ALL BE SO UNIQUE SHUT UP #and their special attacks would be so cool too like JUST JUSTHGGNJFDNG #SHUT UP IMAGINE IF LIKE ALL THE BROZONE MEMBERS HAD THE PERFECT FAMILY HARMONY AS A SPECIAL ATTACK #AND ALSO #IMAGINE IF VELVET AND VENEER WERE LIKE A DLC PACKAGE DEAL (ofc you have to pay for them to fight with you #no way they're doing it for free) #LIKE A DUO CHARACTER IF THAT MAKES SENSE #explodes like an atom bomb #trolls #dreamworks trolls

[imslowlydisintegrating]

i heart cheese + chocolate duo

#I HEAR CHEESE + CHOCOLATE DUO #sorry i just love cheese and chocolate #its so bomb for no reason #actually frekaing out over how tasty cheese and chocolate is #evvy talks to the void

[the-sonic-duo-throw-down]

AAAAND WE ARE STARTING ON THE DAY I AM FREE:D

@idwsonicshowdown @sonic-transmasc-swag-tourney @sonic-transfem-swag-tourney @sonic-nonbinary-knockout @supergenesisshowdown @sonic-oc-showdown

#<333 #ty all for the wait and support #heavy and bomb #espio and charmy #surge and kit #bean and bark #shadow and maria #shadow and rouge #orbot and cubot #amy and cream #amy and knuckles #scratch and grounder #NO SHIPS #the sonic duo throwdown