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morgana-larkin · 28 days

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Hey peeps, so this is an idea that randomly came to me, especially since today April 26 would have been my dog Toni’s 17 birthday who passed away a year and half ago. I based the puppy’s appearance off of her as she was a blonde miniature poodle and she also loved cuddles too.

Now here’s the summary: You and your wife Melissa get a puppy for the first time. The puppy and Melissa form an instant attachment but slowly the puppy starts taking over all of Melissa’s time and attention and leaving you behind.

Now don’t yell at me and say I turned up the angst too much, I may have gone to the extreme but stuff like this does happen, especially with dogs who were found on the street or born with anxiety and they tend to overly bond with one person.

Puppy Crazy

Warnings: lots of angst but happy ending I promise *pinky swear*

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You and Melissa stare at all the puppies at the shelter. You both have always wanted one and now you’re here to adopt one.

“Any catching your interest?” You ask her.

“That blonde one who seems to like cuddling the other.” She says and you look at the one she’s talking about.

“You want a little cuddler?” You ask with a quirked eyebrow.

“Ya, that way they’ll like me cause I like cuddles too.” She says and you pout.

“I thought I was your little cuddler.” You tell her and she giggles at your response.

“You are, and there’s always room for another in the house.” She tells you and gives you a side hug.

“The blonde one is cute. What would you name her?”

“Eleanora.” She says and you look at her.

“It’s beautiful, what does it mean?” You ask, knowing her family only picks out names carefully due to their meaning.

“Shining light.” She says and you look at the little blonde cuddler and then back at her.

“It’s perfect.”

The person at the shelter goes and picks up the blonde miniature poodle puppy carefully and brings her out. The little puppy is a bit shy, understandable, but she lets you take her home, deeming you’re not a threat.

You stop at the pet store though and little Elea (her first nickname) was so excited. She met a few other dogs there and she attempted to play with them, a couple of them played with her. You got her a collar that fit and a name tag, you got a leash for her as well. You brought her down the toy aisle and Elea picked out a bunch, pretty much whatever she grabbed or pawed at you put in the cart. She helped pick out her new beds, although you drew a line at the ones that were meant for large dogs as you doubt Elea will be more than 15 pounds. You then got her food, food bowls, a toy basket and treats. You also bought a thing of pee pads as she isn’t housebroken yet as she’s 10 weeks old and some poo bags.

Elea stayed on your lap, cautiously, for most of the ride home. It was a nice day so you ended up putting the window down at red lights and she stuck her little nose out and she started sniffing the air.

Once you enter your home, Elea stayed near you or Melissa as it was a space she didn’t know. You guys got to work and you put out her food and water bowl, you filled the water bowl first. The worker at the shelter said she’ll need to eat as she’ll be skipping her dinner time, so you also filled her kibble bowl. Elea munched on her puppy kibble happily as you and Melissa got her things set up. You put the toy basket beside the couch and put most of the toys in there and brought the rest upstairs. You put the leash near the door with your keys and you put her name tag on the collar. You put the treats and kibble in the pantry, and you put 2 beds downstairs, one in the living room and one in the dining room, and the third one upstairs in your bedroom. You then placed a couple pee pads around but knew you’d put them down where she decides to pee later on.

Once Elea finished eating, she started sniffing around and found her toys and pulled most of them out. Melissa found the sight so cute as her little tail was wagging the whole time. Melissa got on her knees and stuck her hand out and Elea came up slowly and sniffed her hand before giving little nibbles on her hand to play with her. Melissa took a toy and started moving it around the floor and Elea chased it around. You couldn’t tear them apart so you made dinner instead. When dinner was ready, Melissa came in holding Elea in her arms and she was fast asleep.

“Aw. That’s so cute.” You whispered.

Halfway through dinner, Elea woke up and Melissa put her down as she got a burst of energy. You both ended up playing with her for most of the evening, although she seemed to go more towards Melissa.

At nighttime, Melissa carried her up the stairs as she got too scared to do it herself, and Melissa put her on the floor at the top and Elea explored the upstairs while you two got ready for bed. When you were ready, you called Elea but she didn’t come, Melissa called her and this time she came.

“That’s favouritism.” You complained and crossed your arms and Melissa giggled.

“Oh Amore, don’t hate me because she likes me more. You’ll always be my favourite human.” She tells you and you glare at her then get into the bed. Melissa ends up bringing Elea into the bed and you roll your eyes. Honestly you would do the same. Melissa spooned you and she whispered that Elea is cuddled into her back and you let out a little “aw”. She may prefer your wife but she’s too cute to hate.

The next day, Elea jumped in the shower with you two and then immediately jumped out and let out little puppy barks and ran around the bedroom until you got out. When Melissa was cooking breakfast, you filled Elea’s food bowl with some kibble and she inhaled her kibble. When she was done she went over to the dining table where you were eating and she sat down between you two and begged but mostly looked at Melissa. Melissa did end up caving and put a piece aside for her to which she put her bowl when she was finished.

After you decided to go for a walk with Elea. You and Melissa were both teachers but it was the beginning of summer break so you could stay at home and train and bond with Elea. Melissa ended up holding the leash and brought a couple treats to give to Elea and you held on to the poo bags. One Elea peed outside, Melissa pet her and gave her a treat right away. Elea wagged her tail when Melissa was petting her and swatted her little paws around as she hasn’t grown into them yet. She got on her back when her and Melissa were playing and she kept pawing at Melissa and giving her playful puppy nibbles. To which you took a bunch of pictures. You got her less than 24 hours ago and you already have 30 pictures of Elea on your phone, you realised that’s more than you took of Melissa when you were dating her for 4 years. But you shrug it off, I mean it’s probably accurate for all animal owners.

When you got home from the walk, Melissa carried Elea in her arms while she was sleep and went to sit on the couch. You brought Melissa a cup of water to which she thanked you for and drank the whole thing. 20 minutes later, Elea woke up and bounced out of Melissa’s arms and on to the couch. She got down after 2 minutes of trying and ended up slipping off the couch but Melissa congratulated her either way. Elea walked around and decided to drink some water then pulled the majority of toys out of her basket that you put away last night and you groaned.

“Why bother with a toy basket or putting them away.” You complained and Melissa laughed and came up to hug you. Elea saw you two hug and wanted in on it too. Melissa of course complied and went and picked her up, then you three had a little family hug. During the hug Elea licked you both on the face and you both laughed. You both played and ran around with Elea for most of the day. You then fed Elea her dinner kibble while Melissa got dinner ready.

“You fed her so many treats today, I’m surprised she still has room.” You told Melissa and she just shrugs.

“She’s a growing puppy, she needs to eat.” Melissa says and you laugh.

“I love you, you know. Never change.” You tell her and you wrap your arms around her waist.

“I don’t plan too Amore. And I love you too.” She tells you then turns around and gives you a quick kiss on the lips then finishes getting dinner ready.

And just like at breakfast, Elea begs, at Melissa mostly, for some human food, and again, Melissa caves and gives her the piece when finished in her food bowl.

After dinner, you both settle on the couch and Melissa picks Elea up when she whines and you put on a Disney movie. You chose the little mermaid and you kept glancing over at Melissa petting Elea’s head while Elea nuzzles her head in Melissa’s lap and falls asleep. You lean your head on Melissa’s shoulder and she wraps an arm around you. Halfway through the movie, Elea wakes up and starts barking. You pause the movie and get her leash to take her out. You take Elea out as Melissa did it before supper and she does her pees. You bring her back in and she goes right to Melissa to get picked up again, which Melissa does and she goes and falls asleep on her lap with Melissa scratching her head.

The rest of the month goes like this, and you end up bringing her to puppy class and teach her some commands, go to a dog park to introduce her to other dogs and introduce her to some family members that you’ll see multiple times a year.

Melissa and Elea end up spending a lot of time together and while it shouldn’t bother you, it is taking a lot of your Melissa time away. You knew you wouldn’t spend as much time with Melissa when you get a puppy but Elea is demanding ALL of Melissa’s attention and it’s started to make you a little jealous. Like you couldn’t have sex without Elea demanding Melissa’s attention. You’re starting to think that dog just wants Melissa away from you, cause maybe she doesn’t like you.

Like when you’re having sex, at the beginning, when Melissa is kissing your neck, Elea comes over on the bed and starts biting Melissa’s hair and doing her little puppy barks. Melissa eventually gives in and gives her attention to Elea and you end up having to use the vibrator.

It was cute at first but not being able to touch your wife, like sometimes not even a nice long kiss of like 10 seconds. Cause everytime you do, Elea comes over and gets Melissa’s attention. You’ve tried to get Elea to like you more but her and Melissa bonded exceptionally quick and you don’t know why.

Melissa thinks it’s funny when you complain that Elea is getting all her attention, everytime you bring it up.

“I swear it’s like she doesn’t even like me and is just separating us. Like she gets all your attention and I get the scrapes.” You complained one night and she just brought you to lean on her shoulder while Elea laid on her lap. Melissa rubbed your arm while she scratched Elea’s head. She loves her 2 girls, y/n and Elea and she wouldn’t change it a thing.

“Y/n, if you think about it, Elea went through a lot. She ended up at the shelter cause she was found on the street. When she was like 3 weeks old and spent 7 weeks at that shelter. Then she comes home with us and everything is new. She just bonded to one of us and wants comfort to help soothe her.” Melissa explains and you take a deep breath.

“I know, you’re right, it’s just a little annoying right now cause I can barely touch my wife, without little sunshine here interrupting us. And you always give her the attention.” You say and cross your arms. “Like I wanted a puppy too and I barely get time with either of you individually.” You say and before Melissa can say anything, Elea gets up and starts barking and Melissa gets up to take her outside as it’s her turn. You huff as Melissa carries Elea downstairs then outside.

When Melissa gets back, you’re asleep so she just climbs into bed with Elea, puts Elea in front of you, turns off the light and cuddles you. She sees Elea go to nuzzle her head into you and you unconsciously move your arm and she climbs underneath. Melissa smiles then falls asleep.

The next morning you wake up and Elea is underneath your arm and Melissa on your back and for a second you think you’re dreaming. You then fully wake up and realise that it’s real. For one, Elea and Melissa stayed apart and two, Elea is cuddling you instead of Melissa.

“I told you she likes you.” Melissa says quietly and you smile.

And as if knowing you’re awake, Elea wakes up and demands to be taken outside.

“I’ll take this one while you wake up.” Melissa tells you and you nod.

“Thank you.” You tell her and she picks Elea up who wags her little tail.

Another month goes by and it’s more or less the same, Elea cuddles and plays with you sometimes but still is overly bonded to Melissa. It’s starting to really frustrate you and you’ve ended up starting fights with Melissa to which you apologise to her later, and she always forgives you.

Melissa does start to clue in that Elea is taking a lot of her attention away from her wife but can never say no to those sad little puppy eyes.

When school starts back up, Melissa spends 10 minutes saying goodbye to Elea while you wait in the car on your phone. She finally leaves when you threaten to drive there without her, even though she knows you won’t. Due to barely being able to be physical with your wife or any physical touch, any kisses at school dropped drama from last year and even the Abbott crew notices and questions you about it at the end of the week.

“Melissa has a new wife now.” You grumble out and they all look at you confused.

“She’s talking about the puppy and she’s gotten a little jealous that Elea prefers spending time with me.” Melissa explains and they all have their mouths shaped in an ‘O’ form.

“That’s not what I’m angry about and you know it. I’m angry because she takes away all your time, I can barely kiss or hug you.” You grit at her and then you get up and walk out of the break room. You hide away in your classroom the rest of the day, you didn’t even let Melissa in when she came to check on you a few times.

Melissa was starting to get worried about you but doesn’t know what to do. So she went to Barb.

“I mean I don’t know what I should do, I mean we can’t give Elea back to the shelter because she’s our dog now and I know that no matter how angry y/n is, she’ll never agree to give her back anyway.” Melissa complains and slumps back to the wall.

“Melissa, you’re missing the point. Y/n isn’t angry she’s upset cause she feels she doesn’t have a wife anymore.” Barb states. “I’ve noticed how detached you both are from each other since you got the puppy. And I know that puppies require a lot of attention and time, y/n knows that too. But maybe you spend a little too much time on Elea.” Barb states. “Like Elea is like a child right. And sometimes you just have to let children do things themselves.” Barb explains and Melissa sighs.

“I know, I guess I got too wrapped up with Elea.” Melissa says.

“I know and I know y/n knows too. If she didn’t then she would be a lot more angry right now.” Barb says and Melissa chuckles.

Melissa plans to take you out on a date tomorrow to spend time with you but you immediately decline and Melissa frowns.

“Wouldn’t you rather go with Elea instead of me?” You tell her.

“No, I’d rather go with my wife.” She tells you and you scoff.

“Like I said, wouldn’t you rather go with Elea.” You repeat and before she can say anything else, Elea comes running in and barks to go out. “Oh look, your wife is calling you.” You tell her and go upstairs.

When Melissa returns she sits on the couch and thinks about how to change things. She gets an idea and goes upstairs to where you’re on the bed, on your phone pouting. She brings Elea up with her and she sits on the bed and puts Elea on your lap.

You refuse at first and then Elea whines for your attention and you start petting her a bit but then she nuzzles into you and she falls asleep.

“Look y/n, I’m sorry that I put all my attention on her. I didn’t notice and I was so excited about this puppy and that she bonded to me more. I guess I didn’t kinda forget about my wife. I mean we did basically only accomplish sex completely probably 4 times this summer.” She says and you glare at her.

“It was never just the sex, I mean ya it’s part of it but I would like my wife back.” You tell her and cross your arms. “You’re gonna have to start giving less attention to Elea or I might leave.” You tell her and she looks at you.

“Isn’t that a little dramatic?” She says. You whip your head at her and glare. You then pick Elea up and place her in Melissa’s lap then you walk out.

You end up sleeping in the guest bedroom the entire weekend, to Mel’s very reluctant begging. She even tried sneaking in during the night but you caught her and was sent back to the main bed. She then realised that nighttime is pretty much the only physical contact you two still have, cuddling at night, and you're asleep for most of it.

So she decides to make some changes. She starts putting a fluffy blanket down at the foot of the bed and Elea starts sleeping on that, while you two cuddle. She got anti anxiety beds for Elea and you two are able to have sex and cuddle on the couch. She goes on walks everyday with Elea and you, and insists you hold the leash while she has an arm around your waist. If you two are kissing and Elea barks to get Melissa’s, you at first pulled away, thinking Melissa will give her the attention but Melissa’s starts pulling you back and ignoring Elea for a bit until giving her attention.

Little by little you start to get your wife back and Elea’s overly attached bond with Melissa starts turning into a normal bond and Elea even starts bonding with you now.

By end of September, Melissa has you back in her arms, where you should be and a cute puppy with a normal relationship bond with both of you. She fully admits she went a little puppy crazy and forgot about the other important person in her life. But now she’s back to holding you in one arm while Elea is snuggling on both of you.

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balladeerssong · 2 years

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;; ｏｕｒｎｅｗｆａｍｉｌｙ

ｍｅｍｂｅｒ ;;

ᵍᵉⁿˢʰⁱⁿ ᶜʰᵃʳᵃᶜᵗᵉʳˢ' ʳᵉᵃᶜᵗⁱᵒⁿ ᵗᵒ ʸᵒᵘ ᵇʳⁱⁿᵍⁱⁿᵍ ʰᵒᵐᵉ ᵃ ˢᵗʳᵃʸ ᵃⁿⁱᵐᵃˡ!

ʷᵃʳⁿⁱⁿᵍˢ: ---

ᶜʰᵃʳᵃᶜᵗᵉʳˢ ⁱⁿᶜˡᵘᵈᵉᵈ: ᴰⁱˡᵘᶜ, ᴴᵘ ᵀᵃᵒ, ˢᶜᵃʳᵃᵐᵒᵘᶜʰᵉ, ˣⁱᵃᵒ

𝔻𝕚𝕝𝕦𝕔 - 🐶

He would be uh.. surprised? I mean who wouldn't be when their partner enters their house with a dirty puppy in hand?

Don't misunderstand, he wouldn't have a problem with it! He just lacks the instinct to rush over and take care of it. If you need help with bathing it, he would be there for you of course. Adeline is already notified to get some food suitable for such a young animal.

Once the dog is all clean and fed, it's time to make the enviroment comfortable for him too. A soft blanket for him to sleep on and maybe some toys he can play with! Diluc would never admit, but he grew fond of your new buddy rather quickly. You can tell by how much he cares for his comfort - be it the top quality dog food he ordered, the whole box of toys for him to enjoy, or just genuinely the way he looks at the fella. The bond between them is already showing.

After a few weeks he might even let him sleep on the bed with you. If the puppy is calm and isn't messy, it might turn into an everyday thing.

ℍ𝕦 𝕋𝕒𝕠 - 🐦

OH ARCHONS WHAT DID YOU DO

She would try to bury the poor injured bird. Please do NOT leave it alone with her under ANY circumstance until that poor animal is fully recovered.. She means no harm! It's just.. an instinct!!?

I'm so sorry but you have to take care of it alone. No matter how much you love Hu Tao, you just can't trust her with these things. Sure, she can accompany you to Bubu Pharmacy while you purchase some medicine and herbs to heal the bird, but the responsibility of actually taking care of it falls into your hands alone. Trust me, it's for the best.

Once the bird recovers, it would only take them a few days to become absolute best buddies. Your original plan was to let it go after it was healthy and able to fly, but no. The bird will not leave no matter what you do.

You now have a bird living on your balcony. Hu Tao named it Fanhui (返回 - meaning 'return' in chinese)! It's just so thankful for your help and love that it refuses to leave, which is cute! And Hu Tao loves it too!!

𝕊𝕔𝕒𝕣𝕒𝕞𝕠𝕦𝕔𝕙𝕖 - 🦝

Do not let him see it. I am not kidding. Do NOT let him see it.

If he happens to notice it.. archons please protect that poor animal. He will call it all sorts of names, such as 'stinky', 'useless', 'ugly'.. if that raccoon would know human language she would be crying in shame.

Please protect her from him. Don't trust him with any business regarding her. Not even buying stuff for her. In the first few weeks he would do ANYTHING to ruin her life.

Listen, at some point you just have to sit him down, look deep in his eyes and lecture him about the animal you brought home. She's not a pest, she's injured and needs help, she also has feelings. If he won't stop being grumpy about it, take away his kiss and cuddle privileges until he stops (it will work 100%, don't worry).

Congratulations, you can now trust him to buy food for her. He still calls her names sometimes, but it's not that bad anymore. Sometimes, on rare occasions, you can even catch him call her by the name you gave her. How adorable.

𝕏𝕚𝕒𝕠 - 🐱

In a nutshell: acts like he doesn't care, secretly adores her and pets her for hours while you sleep.

You will often notice her feasting on something when you arrive at home. You're sure she finished eating before you left, how is her bowl full again? It's not hard to figure the culprit out though. But please warn him not to feed her too much, you don't want that cat to roll around the house like a ball.

More often than not, he takes her to Wangshu Inn with him. He sits her down next to him to watch the sunset. So cute.

Don't worry he isn't forgetting about you either! He just treats her like his child, and of course, you as the other parent! You definitely have bracelets that match with the cat's collar, nobody can ever change my mind.

Overall, despite his efforts to hide it at first, he treats her like family. No, he treats the two of you like family<3

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lilith-little-world · 1 year

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Sneak Peek of Chapter 2|| The Isekai’d Oracle

Well, chapter 2 is done, just going to look over it and post it tomorrow. Sorry for taking so long and not being active here. Just been feeling, bleh. The meds I'm taking worked well until it stopped so I have been feeling tired. After updating the story I'm gonna post more here. I just stopped so I can focus on chapter 2 and finish it.

Also thank the season 4 special giving me some motivation and the last push I need to make me finish this. Wukong’s dad bod tho-

“Now this is more like it, Almond!” You said in eagerness, giving a small bowl of shredded meat to your dog. Today was a pain in the ass but at least you’re celebrating with a good meal tonight. A few meat and custard-filled steamed buns with actual soda and alcohol. Lately you have been drinking pure water or sometimes juice. Since they were cheaper. However, after a long week of work and this stressful day, you decided, you’re going to treat yourself. So you turned on the TV to some cable channel that had a Chinese Drama. Unfortunately, it was only in Cantonese, but hey better than nothing. You ain’t complaining. Spider Queen was extremely generous when she gave you an increase of pay. Maybe it was her plan all along to get you to be at…her little ritual.

Maybe you should try and ask around next time. You are going to work for Jin and Yin for a while. They might know something, maybe…

You sat in bed and stare at the TV. Almond’s fur brushed against your leg as she slept next to you. Full from her large meal. The show was entertaining enough, which was saying a lot since you don’t know what’s happening. Only get hints and clues from their expression and atmosphere. It was either this, the news, or educational channels.

From what you gathered, this drama looks old. The resolution was low and blurry. The show follows this priestess around and her weird encounters with demons or trying to be the best priestess she can be. It’s quite cute and funny. Then again, you’re half asleep and drinking alcohol.

“What?! But I thought you need some priestess stuff, why are you running off with that dragon?!” You shout at the screen. “Ugh, come on, you need to be more responsible.” Your words slurred slightly as you mumbled off. Dozing off, staring blankly at the show.

“Be…more responsible…”You mutter quietly. The words echo in your head. Tomorrow, you’re definitely going to organize your thoughts and make a plan on what to do next. You are in the show you been obsessed with for a while now.

Yeah, that’s what you’re going to do, tomorrow. Organize your thoughts, get info, and make a plan on what to do. You’re also going to have fun while doing it. Depending on when you enter this world, you can technically avoid all of the ‘bad events’ that are to come. What is the worse that’s going to happen?

You already worked yourself to death in your old life. There’s no way you’re going to do that in this life. You are going to have fun and enjoy this one.

A chill went down your spine, swearing the room temperature dropping out of nowhere. You put the plate and bowl on your nightstand with your drinks. Turning off the TV, you decided it was the best time to call it a day and rest. Glancing down, you see Almond stir and look at the window tiredly. Her ears were down and was shaking. Due to the dropping temperature or for a completely different reason.

“What’s wrong?” You gently pet her head. She immediately leans into your touch. You glance at the window and try to see what she’s looking at. The blind covers the window but there was no shadow or any indication of anyone outside.

Sighing, you got up and head to the window. Moving the blinds slightly, there was nothing, no one outside. Your hand grazes the freezing glass, making you pull away from the sudden coldness. Your skin tingling and burns from the sensation. As a cold and heavy feeling settling deep within you. Making your head spin.

“What the…”

Almond whines trying to catch your attention but you kept it at the window. You noticed a slight frost at the edges of the window. Again you reach out to touch it, almost as if it was calling for you, but Almond barks. Finally, you turn around to face her.

“What is it?”

“Woof!”

“I hope you do know, I can’t really understand you.”

“Woof, woof!”

“Do you want me to leave the frost alone?”

Almond nods and jumps off the bed. Trying to push you away from the window. Her paws nudges your knee and you took a few steps away from the window. A confused expression is written across your face. Maybe it’s best if you save this for a different day and maybe when you’re not tired.

“Alright, then I'll leave it alone for now. I won't go touching it, calm down.” You pick Almond up and went back to the bed.

“Let’s go to bed, alright? Now stop worrying about me so much, okay?”

You stroke her head and lay the small dog in bed. She was oddly anxious. You had never seen her this worried before.

“It’s fine Almond, just go to bed.”

It didn’t take much for her to go back to sleep. You quietly lay there for a few more minutes. You’re eyes glancing at the window and back to Almond.

A sigh escapes and cover yourself up with the blanket. Almond told you to leave it alone and it’s for the best. Who knows what will happen if you touch it? It looks like Almond does and that’s a good enough reason for you.

“I really hope this doesn’t lead to anything crazy.” You mumbled finally drifting off the sleep. Just wanting this night to end.

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goosetheluce · 9 months

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Headcanons for male reader x courtney after their time on the show it over?

yup!

Courtney x M!Reader: Post-TD

You convinced Courtney to take a gap year before university, since you both need a break from the psychopath of a showhost.

When she's stressed, she'll clean the whole apartment you rented from top to bottom even if she just cleaned yesterday.

She can't cook very well, so you're on kitchen duty. She loves that you can whip up a meal out of nothing.

Courtney is a restless sleeper. You jerk awake when you hear the thud of her falling out of bed, still asleep.

Dates are frequent, and Courtney likes going to the park for a picnic. One time, you took her to laser tag and she got both of you banned for throwing her gun at a kid who got her out she got a little too heated, so you stuck with simplicity from that point forward.

You help her study even if she isn't in school. You don't pronounce the words right when you quiz her, but she knows what you're trying to say anyway, which confuses you even more. Why is she studying when she already knows the answers?

When you ask to get a pet, she agrees. To your dismay, you came home one day to a goldfish.

"What? It's a pet!"

"I meant a dog, Court."

"Hell no. You're gonna have to move out if you want a dog. I'm not paying pet rent."

She's pretty much the man of the house, if you couldn't tell.

Once Courtney's gap year is up, she packs her stuff and moves on campus. She worked day and night to save up money for her first year.

You try to fit a visit in at least once every few weeks, but it's difficult working a steady job and driving out 5 hours to see her.

So breaks are much appreciated. She comes home for fall break, takes you to meet her family during Thanksgiving, and goes alone for half of Christmas break. When she gets back, you've made sure the apartment is decorated enough to win a competition. You also made sure to kick your new roommate out for a day or two, and deep clean the apartment because you slacked while she was gone.

She already looked more mature when she came back. Her hair was longer and in an updo most of the time, and her clothes were clearly coming from Ann Taylor instead of American Eagle. She even changed her lipstick to a darker color.

"You look great, Court."

"I know!"

Her love language is acts of service; she doesn't kiss you or hold you much, but she learned how to cook in her time at university and treats you. She doesn't buy you expensive watches or shoes, but she notices when you're out of your favorite conditioner and picks it up on her way home.

She loves watching ice hockey and basketball. She screams more than a middle-aged suburban father at the games. One time she even threw a bowl of popcorn at the wall.

She gets jealous super easily. She won't be explicit about it and tell the other person to back off, but she does engage in PDA (she hates PDA) to show her relationship with you to others when she's jealous.

When she has to go back to school, she makes sure to leave you one of her hoodies (even if it doesn't fit you) with her scent.

She leaves you a note telling you (in her own way...) how she'll miss you and loves you.

"Y/N, please keep the apartment clean while I'm gone. If you don't, I'll kill you. I'll call you at least once a week. Don't set anything on fire. Also, I left you a bottle of cologne on the bathroom counter. Merry Christmas."

#lucy's inbox #lucy writes #lucy's anons #headcanons/short stories #td courtney #courtney total drama #tdi x reader #tdi #total drama #total drama courtney #courtney x reader td

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elvisabutler · 2 years

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those headcanons KILLED ME!!!! pleaseeee i need the happy ones 😭

oh anon, i have way more where that came from lol. but you asked for happy and i have happy in the spirit of trying to make us all a little more happy on this sad day. the best tw I can give here is faint sexual undertones (very faint, it's like oh kissing) and mention of babies and the normal stuff to go with my pa! reader also a brief mention of a tattoo. trust me when i tell you though i could have gone on forever with this. i have a Lot of headcanons. some fluff, some angst and some NSFW.

So in the future when you've both gotten your act together and you're married and it's common knowledge despite y’all wanting to be private about to the point where your rings eventually just become each other initials on each other’s ring fingers. You have two kids. A third maybe on the way, maybe planned.

You had told Austin once upon a time that he was gonna be the daddy to give you everything. A house, the TV shows, the movies, the awards to give you an EGOT and the four kids and they’ll look so pretty daddy.

But you’ve got children, you’re married, you’re happy and EW or some magazine wants you to recreate the family photos Elvis and Priscilla once took with Lisa.

Austin immediately says no, you two had enough problems with photoshoots while on the press tour for Elvis and after the amount of therapy you two have gone through to make sure your relationship and your marriage is as solid as can be- he refuses to put either one of you in a state where you can backslide. Not to mention it would put your kids on display which y'all had specifically tried to avoid.

You convince him that it’s a fine idea and that if his Lil Dove says its okay, it’s okay.

The pre-sales of the magazine sell out before the day is out when they’re released.

But you know that's way in the future. Before then you two get to know each other during your quarantines. He finds you hate cooking breakfast while dinner and lunch are your specialties. He agrees that you know what, he'll make breakfast when you two don't decide that being lazy and eating a bowl of cereal in bed is a better option and take away that most horrible of meals from you.

You both memorize each other's coffee orders surprisingly quickly. During the filming of Elvis you make fun of how Austin says oatmilk. Eventually he starts saying it the way he used to. In the future he says it when you're stressed out just to make you laugh.

You buy each other jewelry all the time. His is because he's your dom, your daddy and he's got to spoil his little dove (and even if he wasn't he wants to give his partner the world). You do it because you like seeing him in the rings and the random tiny necklaces. "Daddy have you seen your neck? It's a crime not to put something on it."

The two of you adopt two dogs and a cat at some point.

The cat is named Elvis and likes literally no one but you and your kids. Hates Austin which leads to him attempting to bribe him with fish and chicken.

The cat tries to eat Austin's hair multiple times while y'all sleep.

The cat hates Austin because he can sense that he is an absolute puppy of a man and is thus useless to him. Best to be besties with who really calls the shots, i.e. you.

So this scene? That's you and Austin. Most if not all scenes had an element of the two of you but they also had the two of you as Elvis and Priscilla. But this scene is after Austin had been playing a bit too much with slapping your ass and Baz gave you the simple direction of be in love. Knowing fully well at this point that everyone on set knows you two are in love.

"Be in love. Easiest direction he's given, right Lil Dove?" You have to stop yourself from calling him daddy. "Aus, you're gonna ruin the make up." Not a hint of Priscilla's voice, it's all you trying not to giggle and ruin the take. "Too late, I see a smudge. Better make it worth it." And now you're giggling as you feel his lips nipping at your ear and him just chuckling. "My best girl. My only girl. Gonna make you my wife one of these days. My mama sent you to me. You’re so perfect." It's before everything goes wrong in your mind so all you can think and say when Baz calls cut after the light is off is simply: "You're forever."

#austin butler x priscilla actress reader #austin butler x reader #austin butler x y/n #austin butler #ally answers asks #austin butler headcanons #fun question of the day though why is it such a pain in the butt to format tumblr posts. truly doing my head in.#i'm sad so i'm writing apparently.#and yes that means other things are coming out today too. this just came first.#well i say that but that assumes i don't accidentally nap or my daughter just gets into shenanigans. LET'S JUST SAY I PLAN ON IT.

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ronearoundblindly · 1 year

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Hi Ro <333

after reading the fluff that Ari is a bit hesitant to lie in bed with reader, this came to my mind. it just gave me a bit of bedrock&blueprint vibe. Boy oh boy i laugh over that video so many times.

I feel Ari would do something clumsy or just be an adorable dummy (?) when he's nervous, tripping himself over the stairs, finding the car key/phone when he's clutching it tightly, and maybe his tongue trips over the words when he's in church like in that video...

Hope the video will also give you a good laugh!

An Ass of You and Me, a Bedrock and Blueprints drabble

Warnings for idiots arguing, the faintest of language, and hilarious fluff.

There's a bowl by the door for keys. That's why it's there, and since Ari's truck is the only car, the majority of the keys in the bowl should be his. Now he's running late for work, and you can't remember what you've done with them.

"I told you to always keep them right here."

"I did," you scream back at Ari.

He throws his arms up and looks around uselessly. "Then where are they?!"

"I don't know."

"Of course not," he keeps up, following you down the hall to the bedroom, "because I'm the only one responsible for driving you--"

"I take the bus just fine."

"--and I do all the work on this--"

"Don't you dare." Pulling on the rest of your work clothes, you pack the other stuff you need in your purse and squeeze past his bulk lodged in the doorway. "You fix and I clean. I do all the cleaning, and you better watch what you say next, mister!"

"Fine. Where's the spare key?"

"I don't know, Ari. It's your truck and you're the one who moved your stuff in. Where did you put it?"

He huffs, planting his hands on his hips and avoiding your gaze. He clearly has no recollection of that location either.

"You never leave your shoes by the door," he quips instead of admitting his failure.

Your head snaps up from focusing on your feet as you slide said shoes on. "I put them right here by the couch because I have to sit down to take them off."

"You track stuff everywhere."

"I'm not a muddy dog, and since I'm the one clean--"

"It's just gross."

"Then hose down the damn doormat once in a while," you burst, standing. He moves out of your way, knowing that your next stop is the fridge for your breakfast and a packed lunch.

"Look, I'm just saying that since I'm not the one walking in here with dusty work shoes on, I am not the one making more work for you to clean." He's annoyed, frustrated, and not looking forward to going to work in a bad mood...or being late because you lost his keys.

"So," you poke your head out from the kitchen, "you admit it's only me cleaning."

Ari snorts and crosses his arms over his chest. He can be stubborn, too, just you watch. He'll pout and bitch all day long until you remember what happened to the keys.

"So what do I do? Just not work for a whole day? Is that what you want? Can we even afford that?!" He dramatically flops himself onto the couch as you pass the living room to the entryway.

"You could go on an adventure and ride the bus."

He doesn't like your tone. You know he hauls materials around in his truck as part of his friend's business.

"No," he says flatly, crossing his legs.

There's a beep behind him. His car's lock button has been pressed twice and warns him.

You tilt your head, eyes narrowing. Ari freezes. He watches your lips purse as he slowly realizes there's something beneath his hipbone.

He can't help but grimace when out of his back pocket comes the 'missing' object.

"Ooooo," you purr with joy, "Ari's Ass strikes again. Glad I'm not the only thing that likes to get lost in there." You wink at him for good measure.

"I--I don--" His mouth opens and closes like a fish, blue eyes wide.

You grab your remaining house keys from the bowl. "I accept apologies in the form of a clean front mat, by the way." You open the door and beam smugly. "Love you, old man, and don't forget it's your night to cook dinner."

You blow him a little kiss and hightail it to your bus stop.

Ari winces.

He brought home supplies for your She-Shed yesterday. Because he carried stuff around back first and you were already home with the porch door open, he slipped the keys in his pants pocket and completely forgot. Shit.

He's going to have to think of something better to do to make up for this one.

I'm just over here cackling, imagining Ari's wee frightened face. Poor little idiot. Who wants to send me a scenario of how he makes it up to Reader? I think I have a few ideas myself...

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#ro answers #bedrock and blueprints #series #drabble #ari levinson fanfiction #ari levinson x you #ari levinson imagine #ari levinson x female reader #ari levinson fluff #ari levinson drabble #ari levinson x reader #fluff and humor

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norithepigeon · 1 year

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I’ve been really busy and unable to post much recently, but Nori and Kombu had their first eggs together and just finished sitting on them! (They were swapped with fakes, the eggs not hatching doesn’t bother pigeons).

More about their setup:

They live in a 48” x 30” x 32” dog crate with double doors, one on the end and one on the side. I hung an old sheet on the back to protect the wall from the birds.

On the left side they have two perches, both from Flat Perch. One is a corner perch while the other is a rectangle attached to the front door. Some various hanging toys with different shapes and textures, along with bells because they really enjoy these sorts of things. I plan to replace some of the older ones soon, I’d like to change them out every so often. They also have some cat toys on the floor, balls with bells in them. They have a mirror, since pigeons don’t have issues with mirrors this is a great option for them to get some brain stimulation as well as to help Nori divide his attention instead of completely focusing on wowing his lady all of the time, because he is very intense, in front of the mirror is a brick, if Nori is bow-cooing in the mirror he spins on the brick which helps him file his nails down so I have to cut them less often

I use a stainless steel dog bowl for their water since stainless steel pet bowls have been shown to harbor the least bacteria, between them and glass + plastic. The bowl is also big enough for them to sit in and bathe if they wish, which can be messy but I would like for them to have the option. For the food dish I use a flower pot saucer, although I would like to get a larger one to help prevent them from flinging seeds out of it more. They are good dishes for food, because they help wear down the beak tip! However they are porous so I would recommend cleaning them with vinegar every so often. They also have a cheap hanging plastic bird dish that I cut the perch part off of, these are intended for parrots but aren’t great because they don’t stay put anyway. I used a soldering iron to poke two holes in the plastic to zip-tie it into place and I just cut the zip-ties when I need to clean it. It doesn’t get dirty very quickly because all I put in it is grit.

On the right side of the cage is where they have their potential nesting spots, since it’s good to offer two. There is a cat hut on top, and a cat bed below. The cat hut is not machine washable which is why it has a towel inside, although I can vacuum it out with a brush attachment to agitate as much of the dust out of the fibers as possible. The bed below is partially machine washable, the cushion being the part that is. The PVC pipe structure used to have its own bed that attached to it properly, but due to that not being machine washable and having a white interior, I threw it out. The moon hanging down is apart of the original stuff the structure came with, as it is attached to the fabric that creates the top “platform.”

There are more toys on this side, some various bird toys including the well-loved seagrass one, as well as some beads I received at a pride festival that Nori seemed interested in. In front of the hut up top I would like to put a concrete perch with a rough underside, to help them file their nails more as well as make it slightly easier to jump from the perches into the nest. On the floor there is a tissue box in which I place strips of cut up cardboard tubes, which my birds like to use as nesting materials. I feel that this is a good way to recycle these otherwise “garbage” objects. In front of the tissue box I placed a brick to give them some leverage over the box, help file their nails, and help keep them from flipping the box.

I am always open to questions or ideas! Thanks for reading.

#pigeon #pigeons #pet pigeon #avian #bird #pet bird #cute

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pbandjesse · 2 months

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James is home!! I am so glad they are back safe and sound and full of stories. They weren't back with me until 3 so I still had a lot of day to fill.

I went to sleep around 130. I am more and more realizing that while I can go to bed around 11 and wake up at 7. I seem to feel the best going to bed at 1 and waking up at 9. Like I don't love sleeping in. But also I seem the most happy at those times. But I know that doesn't exactly work for work but in my days off I will probably shift to a later sleep. And not try to get in bed to go to sleep just because James is sleeping.

I would wake up in a pretty good mood. Right before I went to sleep I saw a pretty disturbing video. And it was just stuck behind my eyes for a lot of the morning which was upsetting. But I tried to focus on other things.

I got up and got dressed and felt good. I went and fed Sweetp and had cereal. But I think there was some soap residue on the bowl because it had a soapy smell and then I had an upset stomach because I got myself all worried.

I had been eating in our room and spilled the milk in my desk and was frustrated with myself. But it was fine. I cleaned it up and went back downstairs.

I would curl up on the couch for a while. I wasn't in any rush. I did vacuum. And I put some stuff away. But I was just chilling. It was nice.

Eventually I went to the studio and finally used our new stapler to attach the fabric to my kneeling chair. And I am really excited about that. It's just been drapped on the chair for literally months. So this is perfect.

I decided I should go out. I should finally actually walk to Patterson. One of the big reasons we had moved to this neighborhood. I had been sick. But I finally felt well enough to try.

And I am so glad I did. I got my headphones (I found my skull candy ones and realized they are a lot more comfortable then my air pods. So I can use either but the skull candy is preferred for sure.) and poured a drink and headed out.

And it was beautiful. Just a s little brisk. But perfect for this walk.

We are only a few blocks from the park and I'm able to walk mostly on our street. But it's really funny how nice the next block is comparatively. And then one after that is even nicer. As you get closer to the park it's just beautiful. And like our block isn't bad, it just isn't nice. It doesn't have all the big trees or the outdoor decor. But since we are the next block I think eventually it will be as nice.

I loved seeing everyone's decorations and plants. And it was just really pleasant out there.

And the park was great. I feel so lucky to get to live so close to it now because it is such a beautiful place. And it feels so safe. I walked towards the pagoda first and took some pictures. Enjoyed the flowers. There weren't a lot of people out there, being a Monday, but I still smiled at everyone I came across. Lots of dogs. A couple people with kids. I had a podcast going and was just having a great time.

I would walk for about an hour. At one point I found some swings and chilled there for a while. Texting Jess. I got a missed call and a very long voicemail saying someone from a correctional institution wat trying to contact me but i needed to call back and put a credit card on file. And I'm like oh that's just a phishing scam to get my credit card. But when I heard someone was trying to call me from jail I was like. Stephen? My brother? But like I knew it was fake but also it was funny to me that they would be my first thought so I texted him to tell him that. To jokingly ask if he. Was trying to call me from jail. Which of course it wasn't but it still made me laugh.

I started walking home at this point. I decided I would have some lunch. I wandered down the street so I wouldn't have to go back to something I had already seen. But it's most a long walk home and soon I was back.

I made a pretty terrible frozen pizza. While it cooked I would finally get the fake grass cut to go in the catio. And would vacuum the fish tanks. And when my food was done at was kind of starving and overstimulated and yelled at Sweetp for trying to steal my food and got very upset.

But once I had eaten a little I felt better and apologized to Sweetp with ranch dressing. He forgave me.

I would leave the house around 1. James's flight was supposed to land around 3. So I was planning on going to value village and then meet them at the museum.

Value village was a good stop. I found a calico critter play box. Something I've never seen fore. And a mini version of my desk squishmallow. It will be funny to have them both there. I also found an excellent denim shirt dress. It's a dark wash but is also smaller checker patterned. Very cool.

I left the thrift store and went to the Harris teeter to look for fabric dye. Which I found right away. Right before I got to the grocery store James let me know they landed and would be about a half hour away walking form the train. This is where we went astray. Because there was a miscommunication and I told James I would meet them but they didn't understand and I went to the train when they said they arrived but they weren't there! And then I called them to ask where to meet them but they were confused and then I was confused and also couldn't figure out how to leave the parking lot. And James thought I was asking them to direct me and I was trying to explain they I was just confused and then we were talking over each other and I yelled at them and I felt terrible about it.

But James told me where to meet them and I was so happy to see them even if we were s little off kilter. Not in sync. The drive to the museum was mostly quiet and tense. And not fun.

I asked for a reset. A do over. When we got to the museum I got out of the car too and we hugged for a few minutes. Jessica came out of the musuem and said she was glad to see us.

We went inside to get James's bike and I felt like we were on the right track. But I was still upset and not feeling correct. James's energy was terrible. I texted Jess to tell through it. Because I knew James was probably just exhausted and they are very stressed flying. And when we got home, once everything was inside, we sat together and I just held them and we talked about it. How James felt guilty for leaving. Work and me. And how I was hurt that they didn't want to go for a walk with me and just wanted to do chores, when we only have this day off together. And it hurt my feelings. But we talked through it. Because we have a really good relationship and we love each other.

And when we got back to normal we did decide to go for that walk. And it was great. We walked to the pond and just spent most of the next hour telling me their entire journey and it sounded like Las Vagas was a lot. Like they had so much fun and drank so much (really got their money's worth) and gambled a little and saw so many titties. Sounds like a blast. I'm also just glad that they did not get jumped or robbed when they left the group at 2am and walked the almost two miles back to the hotel, completely black out drunk. Hilarious. I'm glad they had fun.

We walked back home. Where James insisted we put the doors back on that I had taken down to move the couch. And they went pretty easy. And we were able to gather ourselves to go get dinner.

We went to the diner. And James told me how gambling works and we talked about being more intentional with spending time together. And we did a really good job putting that into practice. Not just playing on our phones. Talking and being real and it was great.

We desperately needed gas. So before we went to get groceries after dinner we stopped at Royal farms. And I'm glad we did because between the gas station and the grocery store we got stuck behind a very slow moving train for almost 10 minutes. And like it wasn't horrible because we just got to be together and that was just really lovely. It was funny. Other cars were turning around. But James just put our car in park and we talked and laughed and it was really nice.

Grocery shopping was fun. We tried really hard to stay on track and on our list. We were also teasing each other and being silly. I would insist on waiting in line standing in front of James so we could both push the cart. It felt like we were catching up for missing each other for a few days.

We got home and got everything out away. And spent time cuddling on the couch. I love my husband so much.

Eventually James would fill our bucket with hot water for me in the kitchen so I could take a bath. While the kettle has worked before this ended up working so much better. Three buckets and a half filled tub of cool water and I was able to take a really excellent bath. Actually hot!

After I was clean and finished all my moisturizing, it was time for bed. James fell asleep already. And while I would love to stay up like I have been, I have to go to work tomorrow and I have a feild trip. I need to be rested. So I will attempt to go to bed now. Wish me luck. I love you all. Goodnight!!

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princessbatears · 2 years

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can i req javi g & kids taking care of were gf after fighting off a bigass animal that broke onto javi's property? just a bit of angst but mostly fluff pls tysm!!!!

Thank you so much for this lovely ask, darling! I appreciate your patience as it's taken me a few weeks to get written, and I hope you enjoy the result!

Pairing: Javi Gutierrez x Werewolf Single Mom f!Reader Warnings: mild angst, hurt/comfort, injury, description of blood and wounds, first aid care, language, discussion of killing an animal, implication of non-sexual nudity Words: 2k A/N: This takes place during the time skip in Casa Werewolf Chapter 9

The full moon shines ivory through the master bedroom window of the safe house, but it doesn’t disturb the triplets as they nestle together on the bed, bellies full of squirrels and birds.

Javi watches them sleep like he does every full moon night while you’re out getting yourself food. He’ll never get over how cute they are.

He glances at his watch, then frowns. You’ve been gone longer than usual. Maybe you had to go farther to find food. You’ll likely be back any second.

After another five minutes, he’s too restless to stay sitting. He heads downstairs and peers out the front window. No massive wolf shape to ease his mind.

It’s another forty-five minutes before there’s a rapping on the door. He springs for the window again, double-checking it’s you, before unlocking and opening it.

The first thing he notices is the large amount of blood staining the cream-colored coat on your right shoulder. It drips down your front right leg, which you’re keeping off the ground. Your face is also bloody.

“Dios mío!” he gasps, fear immediately taking hold of him.

You limp inside, your breath heavy with effort and pain. There’s other patches of blood on your side and one of your flank, as well as a splattering of it across your whole body.

Javi’s first instinct is to call someone for help, but that’s immediately quashed by the realization there is no one who can call. He’s the help.

“Let me look at you in the kitchen.” The best light’s in there. “I’m going to get the first aid kit!” His voice has risen in pitch with panic.

Hearing your slow plod in that direction, he bolts upstairs. He has to calm down. He’s no good to you freaking out. But shit-shit-shit! What if it’s really serious? What if it’s too serious for your Wolf healing powers to take care of? There’s so much blood, what if you bleed out?

What even happened? Were you attacked by something? Were you shot? Fuck, what if there was someone on his property, like an illegal hunter, and they saw you?!

After snatching the first aid kit from the bathroom and as many spare towels as he can carry, he leaps down the stairs three at a time.

You’re laying on the kitchen floor on your belly, licking at your wounded shoulder. “No, no, no, we need to clean it properly!” he yelps.

The look you give him is scathing enough to finally calm him down. You’re not a child, you’re a grown-ass werewolf, and treating you like anything else is likely to get him forbidden from helping you at all.

“I can help you wash up faster,” he amends in a steadier voice.

He crouches down next to you. Now he can see a large, tearing wound on your shoulder. And there are sets of gashes on your side and flank. Another animal attacked you. A big one.

Despite how serious these wounds are, Javi’s relieved it wasn’t a human. Your secret’s still safe.

“Is it just these three?” he asks, gesturing to each injury.

You nod, jaw clenched. You’re still breathing hard and fast.

“Can you take anything for the pain?” He quickly opens the first aid kit. “I’ve got some over the counter stuff. And wine.”

When you shake your head, he bites back a frustrated curse. He knows you sense his emotions. The best way to help you really is to be calm.

Carefully, he presses a kiss to your snout. “I’ll be as gentle as I can.” He strokes your ears before moving to the sink to run the hot water. Then, he picks up the huge dog bowl of water on the floor and brings it to you. You lap at it thirstily.

Once the sink is full, he gets a few towels wet, then goes to your side again. First, he gently cleans the blood off your face. Next, he moves to the shoulder. Once some of the gore is gone, he can more easily see it’s a deep bite wound. Thankfully, the bleeding has mostly stopped.

“Was it another wolf?” There are some wild wolves around, although they’re quite small compared to you.

You shake your head again.

“Bear?”

This time, you nod.

“You need stitches.” Javi’s not sure he has thread and needle in the safe house to do that with, and he’s never sewn anything in his life, but he’ll figure it out.

Another shake of your head.

“These are really bad, mi luz,” he protests, unsure that the Wolf’s healing properties are enough. “Can I disinfect it, at least?”

More nodding. Your movements are sluggish. It makes him nervous. Are you just tired? Is it the pain? Is it serious blood loss?

He opens a couple of antiseptic wipes and begins to run them over the wound. A whimper escapes you, wrenching his heart.

“I’m so sorry this hurts.”

You rest your chin on his thigh, pressing your cheek against his stomach for comfort.

Javi kisses to the top of your head as he moves onto the gashes on your side. Once he’s cleaned your fur, it’s apparent they’re scratches. Definitely not pretty, but not as alarming as the bite wound.

Once the scratches on your flank have also been tended, he looks down at you, about to ask you if he can do anything else. But you’re asleep, head still nuzzled against him.

He remains seated, lightly petting your ruff. Your breathing has slowed and you seem stable, so he figures the thing you need most now is rest.

Finally, his back getting stiff, he moves your head off his lap and goes to the living room, where he collects blankets and pillows.

Bringing them to the kitchen, he sets up a nest right next to you. Then, calling your names softly, he touches your head. You peek at him from under heavy lids. “Can you scoot onto these?”

Avoiding using your right front leg, you army crawl onto the makeshift bed. With a moan, you relax. He covers you up with another couple of blankets.

Your tongue caresses his hand, tail wagging feebly in thanks.

“Is there anything else you need?”

With your left arm, you make the gesture of rocking a baby, which is the signal for asking after the children.

“They’re asleep upstairs.”

With a sigh, you lay your head on a pillow, eyes slipping shut again. He stretches out next to you, massaging your ears until you’re in a deep sleep.

The moon sets in the early hours of the morning before the kids are up. Javi’s awakened to your sharp cry of pain as you transform back into human.

“Sorry,” you hiss. “Probably should have waited a bit longer to shift.”

Quickly, he sits up to see if the change worsened your injuries. “Stay still,” he says softly, not wanting you to move again until he’s examined you.

Thankfully, you don’t seem to have further damaged anything. The bite on your shoulder has a good scab on it and there’s no sign of inflammation. If he didn’t know better, he’d say it was several days old. The same for the scratches on your side and hip. You have a lot of bruises, as well, and they’re already yellowing.

“They’re healing, but you’re going to have to take it easy for a little while.”

You turn your head to look at your shoulder, grimacing. “That bastard took a real chunk out of me, didn’t he?”

Javi grabs the first aid kit to spread some antibiotic ointment on the wounds. It might not be needed, but it’ll make him feel better. “How did you get in a fight with a bear? You don’t normally hunt them, do you?”

“No. But I chased a buck into his territory and he stupidly decided to take me on. Usually, even a bear would run from me. Maybe there was something wrong with it. Maybe it’s because winter’s coming. Whatever the reason, he wanted me dead and he was big enough to put up a fight.”

Stomach clenching at the idea of you being attacked by a bear, Javi asks tightly, “Is it dead?”

“Made him my supper,” you say wryly.

He narrows his eyes at you. “You ate before coming back here? When you were so badly hurt?!”

“I needed fuel,” you say simply. “Can’t travel, transform or heal without it.”

He huffs, even if that’s a valid point. Then, he changes the subject, “Do you want me to make you a bed in the living room or do you want to go upstairs?”

You ponder for a beat. “Probably down here. My whole body hurts a lot,” you admit, looking like it embarrasses you to say so.

Javi kisses you lips. “Of course. Let me get your pjs, too.”

When he goes up to the master bedroom, the kids are still piled together on the bed in their Wolf forms. Careful not to wake them, he pulls your pajamas from the dresser and slips from the room. He wants you comfortable before they get involved.

Before long, you’re laying on the sofa with pillows, blankets and water. “I’m not going to be able to hunt tonight,” you fuss. “The triplets’ll need food.”

“I’ll buy meat for all of you. You don’t need to worry about that,” he reassures.

Their muffled voices can be suddenly heard from the bedroom.

You turn your head in that direction. “They’ve never seen me hurt like this.”

Javi runs a hand over your hair. “They’ll be okay.”

A moment later, the master bedroom door opens and three pairs of feet thunder down. Tallulah jumps off the fourth step from the bottom, landing gracefully. Bo and Astrid copy her.

“Good morning!” Javi smiles. “Come talk to me and your mama before we make breakfast.”

They bound over to the sofa, but their good energy quickly evaporates when they see your pain-tightened face. And Bo says worriedly, “You smell like blood.”

“Did you get hurt?” Tallulah asks, eyes scanning you. She can only see the few bruises your clothes don’t cover up.

“I’m going to be fine,” you soothe. “It was a bear, but he only hurt me in a few spots.”

Javi doesn’t believe brushing this off so quickly is in their best interest, so he elaborates, “Mama’s got some pretty nasty wounds and her body hurts a lot. In order for her to heal, she needs plenty of rest. Would you three be willing to help me support her?”

You open your mouth to protest, but the triplets nod earnestly.

Astrid, although misty-eyed, seems to take comfort from having a task. “Do you want some ice chips to suck on?” she asks you sweetly.

A genuine smile crosses your face for the first time that morning as you caress her cheek. “Some ice chips sound lovely, sweetheart.”

She trots off to the kitchen.

“Can I see where he hurt you?” Bo’s curiosity has taken over.

You carefully pull your shirt off your right shoulder to show him. “Here’s one spot.”

“Whoa!” he gasps, awed. “And you fought him off?”

“I did. He was my supper.”

Bo grins proudly at how powerful you are. It gives Javi some much-needed perspective. The fact that you were able to single-handedly kill a male Iberian bear is no small feat.

Tallulah’s peering closely at the wound. “You can see some of the teeth marks. It had teeth almost as big as yours, Mama!”

You chuckle. “He had very big teeth.”

Astrid returns, hands carefully cradling some ice cubes. “Here,” she beams, thrusting them at you.

Javi quickly goes to the kitchen for a bowl and give himself a private moment to giggle at how adorably funny the kids are being about all this.

When he returns, he says, “Astrid, let’s put the cubes in here so they don’t melt as fast.”

She drops them in before nestling the bowl on the couch by your head. Then, she joins Bo and Tallulah in their admiration of your wound.

Javi claps his hands together enthusiastically. “Okay, I need some assistants! Any volunteers?”

The children spin around to face him eagerly, all yelling, “Me!”

“I’m going to need one egg scrambler, one table setter, and one juice pourer.”

They dash into the kitchen, arguing loudly about who gets to do what.

“Thank you, Javi,” you sigh, a mixture of gratitude and apology in your voice.

He bends over to kiss you gently. “You are the queen today. You have four willing devotees at your service.”

You smile, abashed.

When a loud crash echoes from the other room, he straightens. “I’d better go see what that was…”

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Thank you SO much for reading this story; I’d love to hear your thoughts! 🥰

Spanish Translations/Notes: Dios mío - my god Mi luz - my light Mi amor- my love

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macisms · 10 months

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my pre-rewatch personal enjoyment episode ranking for s16 bc. lists. everything between 3-7 is muddy though i can be swayed to think otherwise.

1. shoots - probably the best pacing of the season, the only episode where i feel every character felt complete. good episode for both the characters’ pasts and where they stand now wrt to their families. dog frank. mac and charlie’s legacy :)

2. inflates - still had a fairly good pacing and good division of screen-time between characters. fun character dynamics especially between frank and all the others. charlie “won” at the end. there was only one bed.

3. celebrity booze - before you yell at me hear me out. this is where my ranking starts to get silly and more personal. i love breaking bad i was excited for this episode to come out before i even watched iasip. mac was serving. charlie threw up nickels over some guy. however frank dee and charlie were sidelined hard. this episode isnt that great im just heavily biased because of braaron. if it was any other celebrity this would rank in the bottom half for sure.

4. bowling - lost points because the men vs women stuff was handled poorly. dennis should not have won that strength competition against the waitress. i could go on about how this episode failed at the actual competition and ways they could have improved. i loved all the side characters though. i liked mac charlie and frank in this ep but they were kind of useless to the plot. also dennis’ misogynist rants were too on the nose. good sibling lore though.

5. dtamhd - some of you are going to kill me for ranking this lower than celebrity booze which is deserved just remember that im hugely biased because of braaron. also because this was the only episode i had any expectations for, which you should never do with this show. plotwise pretty solid though parts of it did get repetitive (we get it, its the systems not the people). i wont lie though ill never like "it was all a dream" endings. also in general i dont enjoy watching episodes where the majority of the gang dont feature in general (part of the reason why i found mfhp boring too). also the gore. i loved the gore. you did so good sweetie.

6. fvr - the hysteria surrounding that episode was so fun but honestly i think the actual frank versus russia part is soo underdeveloped that it throws the episode off balance. also i didnt love the character writing, especially for mac, he was a little too cartoonishly stupid for me here. oh and unfortunately i had expectations for this one too (mac having a bf) so while the catfishing stuff was CRAZY it didnt fulfill my need to see mac be gay onscreen. please let him be gay onscreen. to me the episode is full of pieces that didnt quite fit together. why did dee disappear for the last few minutes. why was uncle jack there he was so useless and unfunny. the sinned system reveal and the dating sequence was awesome though.

7. cursed - i really need to rewatch this episode. none of the plotlines feel fleshed out enough so it all kind of blurs together. why was cricket involved? why was uncle jack there again someone needs to kill him fr. i liked mac's chase utley lore but other than that i feel like nothing actually happened this episode lol?

8. risk-e-rat - i just. cannot get past how nearly every scene is some iteration of "wow i dont like X, that's not how it was when we came here!". the characters barely did anything they just kept saying shit. this season has episodes that are so goddamn repetitive and this by far is the worst. it was boring. they didnt even fuck the rat. not even their criminal activities can make up for that.

#iasip

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myneurodivergentlife · 2 years

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I couldn't bring myself to vacuum, so I bought the smallest, lightest vaccum that i could. I may still not vacuum as much as I should, but i know it won't hurt me to do it.

I eat a slice of bread when I can't bring myself to cook.

I wipe myself with baby wipes when I can't shower.

I put my hair in a low ponytail when I can't brush it.

If I'm sweaty, but can't shower? Baby powder works wonders.

Can't wash the dishes? I just put them into a neat pile in the sink and it makes me feel good enough that it lasts me until I feel good enough to do them.

House smells? Wax warmers.

Can't remember to feed animals? Automatic dispensers. If your extra fancy, get the electronic ones with times on them.

I fill up a small jug of water that I just leave on the counter. Whenever I see my animals water bowl empty, I just use the jug so that I don't have to bend over and pick up the bowl or water fountain.

I have my dishes either sitting on an open shelf or in a cabinet right by the sink, so that all I have to do is put it there, no reaching up or walking around the kitchen.

Can't sweep the whole house? Don't. Pick one mess, or one room, or one corner of a room and just sweep anything you can reach into a pile. Don't move furniture, don't go underneath tables just whatever you can easily reach. Sweep it into a pile. If you have the energy to pick it up, go for it, if not, that's cool too. The space already feels and looks better. Also, please invest in a broom dustpan with a handle so you don't have to bend down. Also, I sweep sitting down where I can. If I'm sweeping next to my bed, I'm sitting on my bed. If Im sweeping by the couch, then im sitting on the couch.

Hate brushing your teeth? Me too. I sit down and watch YouTube when I brush my teeth. If I don't have something to rise my mouth out with becuase it's dirty or I'm out of disposable cups. Water bottle. I replace my toothbrush often with something new so I want to use the new thing. I use non mint toothpaste made for gum disease. I use the softest charcoal toothbrush I can find. Does it scub the plaque like I really need? No, but it does make it so I'm more likely to use it. I use kids mouthwash. My mouth is too small, so I use children's toothbrushes.

I can't fold my clothes or hang them up, so what do I do? I throw my clothes into bins in cube organizers. I only serperate them by vague categories. No folding, just tossing in. I don't care if I dig around to find the right top, becuase it's all just thrown in there anyway. And I just sit the bins on my bed and watch t.v as I do it.

When I can't get out of bed? I bring something I love to me. I have a rolling cart with all of my paint supplies. do I end up with paint on my bed and couches? yep. Does it make me feel like I accomplished something on days I couldn't get up? Also, yep. I keep books by my bed so I can always read something I love. I keep deordorant and baby powder and my hair brush on my night stand so that I am always near it.

Don't do the things that your supposed to every day? Me either. I try to make it pretty and use things I like. I know it's not an privilege that most people have, but if it is an option I highly recommend it. I got a cute water bottle, so I would drink more water. Got a glass carafe so that I would use mouth wash. Got fancy dish washing equipment so I want to use my new stuff. I got my dog a pretty collar and leash, so I'm more tempted to walk her instead of just letting her out into the yard. I want to make my shower and kitchen so aesthetically pleasing that it makes me want to be in them. I watch pretty aethetic videos of people doing chores to inspire me.

Sorry for the long rant, these are just things that help me that I want to remember and hopefully can help someone else. I'll add more as I remember them.

#adhd #depression #chronic illness #chronic fatigue #long post #ptsd #complex ptsd #spoonie

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