#but for now *YEETS*

[egophiliac]

starting off with an amuse-bouche of some of my initial favorite bits! y'all, this update was WILD.

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers #we really got it all in this update huh #we got flashbacks! backstory! shocking twists! cgs?! #we got the silver breakdown to end all silver breakdowns #the boy does not emote for 6 episodes straight and now it's POURING out and i am shoving my face directly into it #not to mention my favorite: action scenes represented by intensely wiggling the sprites around #and OF COURSE meleanor my beloved. your highness. ma'am. holy shit. #i guess it's mel instead of mal? hey she can spell her name however she wants #meleanor can do whatever she wants about anything. who is going to stop her. #meleanor: hold on baby. mommy wants to make a point. (yeets malleus' egg across the room into liia's face) #man though i am so afraid that crowley really might turn out to have been revaan this whole time #because this means we live in a world where dire fucking crowley managed to pull BOTH meleanor and lilia and i cannot accept that #briar valley are you okay. is it something in the water. #mrs. zigvolt took all the good taste and left none for anyone else

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 177

Now Dan is no coward. He’s not. 

But this stupid child body does have an effect on his reactions to things and honestly it’s a horrible thing that’s too small and too weak for him to use all his abilities. He could barely manage a fireball if he concentrated, yet everything caught fire with a mere outburst! His control was utterly gone, and a tantrum resulted in having to wear a stupid child leash backpack. 

It wasn’t like he was really a child, and it wasn’t like he’d get lost or some stupid shit that Danny would insist. Ugh, this isn’t even fair, technically he was older than him yet was stuck in a smaller body that he kept tripping over! 

Urgh, he’s even insisting on rewarding ‘good behavior’ and shit- must have talked to Jazz or something- because… Oh. No he wants the constellation bear, give! His star bear now, no takes back and, urgh, stupid baby body! 

Well, on the other hand, it’s utterly hilarious how much Danny sputters whenever he calls him Mom, not to mention strangers’ utter befuddlement. He ignores how Danny seems to be trying his best to live up ro the title. 

But! As he was saying, he’s no coward! He’s also not an idiot though, and having no control over his powers isn’t exactly a good thing. It’s really not a good thing when there’s a murderous-looking hero that he thinks he might have maimed in the future- which they apparently remember- staring down at him. So, he has to call in the big guns to fix this. 

“Mom, there’s a creepy fruitloop staring at me!” “There’s WHAT?!” Hah. Take that hero he doesn’t remember the name of.

(Behold the Grumpiest of Babies)

#Dcxdp #Dpxdc #Prompts #dp x marvel #Who is the hero who went back in time to stop the Dan situation? Who knows #Dan who is just a lil guy right now: FOOL you have fallen into my trap #6ft+ Mother Bear Danny who is always down to fight: #I need you to know he is not a tank #He still looks thin and a stick it is just a very tall stick with fangs and claws and enough anger to fight god #and win #Jordan (Dan) is like 8 at most and giving the time traveler the most bloodthirsty smile ever before Danny slams into them at full speed #Someone is going to see the hero get yeeted #Dan is going to throw a fit when Danny reattaches the child leash since he wandered off #Vlad is semi redeemed but not mentally well enough to deal with a child #Especially Dan who knows how to push All of his Buttons and rip him apart emotionally mentally and physically

[tagerrkix]

#great choice beelzebub! #aw man I always liked this meme #glad I finally got to draw my own version uwu #would you believe me if I told you it was gleafer's recent comic that inspired me to do this 👉👈 #well it was #if you know you know #if you don't then ignore this 👁️👁️ #azirah the terrah *wheeze* #yea I don't really have anything more to say #I just had this irresistable urge to write azirah the terrah at least once in my life #now it's twice #bahahaha #*yeets myself out the window and flies to alpha centauri* #ineffable bureaucracy #good omens beelzebub #good omens gabriel #good omens #good omens fanart #good omens memes

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

i never talk about dnp to anyone unless i’m sure they already know who they are because i know exactly what google image search results come up and i say this with complete confidence…

…if someone asked me if i knew who these two freaks were i’d say “i’ve never seen those men before in my life” with such convincing sincerity that i myself would end up believing i was telling the truth

#love that all of the photos that come up are them at their dumbest and looking their worst #dnp #yeet my deet #dan and phil #phan #dan howell #daniel howell #amazingphil #phil lester #danisnotonfire #yeet my deenp #phannie #danandphilgames #pray for me i gotta id all of these now

[amelia-yap]

I have discovered your Derg AU/Dragon Weiss and I’m very much in love. Thank you 🙇🏻‍♂️🙇🏻‍♂️

glad to hear that! im very much obsessed about her and she holds all my brainworms captive

#weiss schnee #derg AU #rwby #my art #she has snack #don't question about it i have no idea either #what would she eat anyway #hm #ruby caught her casually snacking on dust one day and had a heart attack #she then immediately takes it away from weiss and yeets it #and then it exploded and burnt down a good portion of the forest #no flammable areas are ever safe from them #anyways yeah they're stupid i love them #and i actually really gotta go do my homework now hfkjdaghkfh bye #i can't believe i wanted more (art) homework when i was in high school college me is crying because of it lmaooo #high school me please gimme your enthusiasm hjgkgjhgj #well no i can actually believe it since there was only 1 piece to do per week #yeah #lmao #buut yes #always happy to see someone discovering dragon weiss!!!! #we're in this brainrot together

[keliatach]

This episode just proves that Arthur's pathetic man rizz is truly unparalleled.

#malevolent #malevolent podcast #malevolent spoilers #episode 40 #I can't believe Kayne yeeted Noel #need to re-listen right now

[yonpote]

rare possessive phil moment

#also hey im gonna start making sure my clips are captioned from now on! #and also gonna work on adding transcripts to the original posts of clips that ive already posted ^_^ #myclips #dan and phil #amazingphil #moving out - keep it or yeet it

[cubbyhole-for-flea-bee]

what if NMJ just poofs into an owl when qi deviations loom tho

Bonus from a later reblog:

FWUMP

#turning nmj into an owl to incite brother shenanigans :3 #he has three didis and he can't get them to FIT under his wings!! he can't protect them! #you YEET the da-ge?? you yeet him like the soda can??? #JAIL FOR HUAISANG #lil bro is a bird-lover u know he'd be delighted #and overly invested in teaching da-ge how to fly via flap power #until the owl sleep schedule conflicts with canary song-time and da-ge is chasing his songbirds around at the ass-crack-of-dawn o'clock #it'll wear off eventually no worries chifeng zun #buuuuut u keep losing ur temper? then u keep poofing into a flying feathery marshmallow bird that has to hack up pellets #giving chifeng zun the power to be a flying pillow with claws that can double in size and make people piss themselves with demon screeches #he gets to keep his mind intact but he has to be a bird first and suffer indignities #such as various brothers needing soft owl hugs Right Now #altho the ability to harass and prank a-holes and blame it on owl brain is a perk #jgs says something in-character and owl-nmj swoops him and Yoinks some jewlery #nie mingjue #nie huaisang #nie brothers #lan xichen #jin guangyao #zewu jun #chifeng zun #lianfang zun #mdzs #the untamed #fanart

[bytemycupcakes]

I like to think Kinger is prone to "digital hallucinations"

Especially those of a certain.. Queen.

side hc that he stays in his fortress bc its hard to get hallucinations if you cant see anything in the first place. (at least thats his logic.)

#The Amazing Digital Circus #TADC #TADC Kinger #TADC Queenie #kinger x queenie #I hate calling her queener but for coverage- #TADC Queener #kinger x queener #Baizli's D00dles :0) #sorry its just a hella sketch but Ive been needing to scribble this down for days and i keep not liking it so im just yeeting it out into t #e void now #character limit my beloathed

[harbingersecho]

florida man

#rvb #red vs blue #agent florida #butch flowers #rvb florida #mine #*24 #art #og faceclaim hc by toastyglow!! ty yeets-you-out-the <3 #i have no strong feelings abt florida but i do love this moment lol #i said i'd draw him for 0 likes but i did get 1 like on that 🔥 fuck perspective btw all my homies hate it #idk why but tien päällä joka päivä was the anthem for this. has fuckall to do with florida but the. vibes? i guess? #but now i do have the random hc that florida had a (space?) trucker older brother + he left home young + that he used to smoke so. lol #... do not become a florida stan based off of your own unfounded headcanons. do NOT. grrr im fighting it off

[help-im-a-gay-fish]

Coffee creamer is on babysitting duty

Thought about this for a while!! and Creamer's bday was the 8th! and I missed it again so here you go.

Just a cute interaction I thought of, trying to get back into regular drawing again.

And yeah, to lazy for backgrounds, but it's the coffee house okeyyyy

"No I'm not an octopus and please don't ask any more questions about the tentacles please"

Coffee Creamer is by me

Aim is by @zu-is-here

#undertale au #my art #undertale multiverse #sansest #fluffynight #fluffynight ship kid #aim #aim ship kid #coffee creamer #coffeecreamer #coffee creamer ship kid #creamer is tireddddddddddddd #for real he pretends not to like kids but hed probly adore his cousin #wonder how cross and dream would feel though #showing up and finding their son in the care of someone who is an almost spitting image of nightmare #also headcannon #people have been drawing aim meeting alot of mv shipkids and ocs #so my headcannon is that in an alternative version of the aim story that ink just yeets aim into a portal when xunshine show up #and now he meets all the kids from different multiverses while his parents are looking for him #also i finished this as the next comic page was posted lol

[spoopy-sloth]

@edling-week 2023 day 4: i’ll carry you / warmth / starlight So edlingweek was over a month ago, but I did want to at least create one piece for it despite my brain fog and various projects demanding my attention. I'm back at it again with my domestic post canon fluff with these two. I like to think that they would take turns reminding the other to put work away and just rest.

EDIT: I forgot to turn on a layer on the second page >.> I wondered why the second panel looked slightly off lol.

#edlingweek #edling #fma #fullmetal alchemist #edward elric #ling yao #comics #spoopy-sloth art #finally! i'm yeeting this to the sun! It's been an off and on wip but i am comfortable #posting it now; don't mind me projecting my own romantic fantasies on my comfort ship shshshshhs #i miss these boys :) it was so nice to draw them again #id in alt text

[koushuwu]

#omniscient reader's viewpoint #orv #» graphics #is that what we call them? #now it is #idk how to tag this i'm sorry #kim dokja #yoo joonghyuk #useradrienne #usericybtch #userartless #usermoonz #useraki #yeeting this into the void #YEET

[five-and-dimes]

Sleeping Beauty-esque au where Dream wants to Stop Living but doesn’t want to go through making someone be his replacement (being Dream of the Endless is so hard, how cruel would it be to subject that role to someone else?) and it occurs to him that he is the Dreaming and the Dreaming is him so what if he just… took one of those out of the equation? As long as there is a Dreaming then technically there is a Dream even if he’s not human-shaped anymore and so one day he goes into one of the gardens and he lays down and closes his eyes and lets Dream the Person sink into Dream the Place. 

Matthew comes looking for him and gets lost because his magic-raven-senses, which are supposed to always know where Dream is, are telling him he’s everywhere?? And finally he stumbles upon a body, still breathing but with moss and ivy and briars slowly growing around him, a living body being reclaimed by nature and Matther naturally freaks the fuck out, clawing at the plants and pecking at Dream’s hands and pulling his hair to try to wake him but all it does is make the ivy grow faster and he’s pushed back by a gust of wind that feels like a sigh. 

Cursing as loud as a raven is capable of, he books it back to Lucienne, and it takes a few minutes for her to make sense of his panicked cawing but then she is dropping the book in her hands and rushing to call anyone she can think of, which includes both the rest of the Endless and also one particular immortal human because that’s how desperate she feels. 

And then it’s a line of people taking turns sitting next to Dream the Body, gently pushing back the greenery around him, some of them sobbing when they see how the plants are starting to grow through him, and the body is still breathing but it’s decomposing, sinking deeper into the landscape, and it’s hard to tell but they think Fiddler’s Green is crying, pleading with the Dreaming itself to walk on two legs again. 

I think eventually Hob, who has been coming and speaking every night in his sleep, trying to bribe and barter and goad his friend to come back to them, finally snaps when he comes and sees Dream’s body completely covered by moss and vines, looking for all the world like just an uneven patch of field, and he thrusts his hands into the earth and physically tears Dream out, standing and dragging him away from the plants that reach to take him back, and he starts sobbing and screaming about how Dream isn’t getting rid of him that easily, Hob is immortal by stubbornness alone, if Dream thinks he won’t fall in love with a goddamn patch of grass he’s got another thing coming, he wants Dream to walk with him and live with him, but if he has to marry Dream the Place then that’s what he’ll do, he will make the realm itself his husband and spend eternity nurturing it, give whole new meaning to the term “husbandry”. And the ivy is crawling up Dream’s body, trying to pull him out of Hob’s arms, but before it can cover Dream’s face Hob is kissing him for all he’s worth. 

And then the ivy slows, and the wind seems to shudder, and the land is still but Hob thinks he feels a separating within it, like the red sea parting beneath a blessed hand, and it takes a moment, because so much of Dream has spread like roots throughout the Dreaming and it’s hard in so many different ways to pull it all back into himself, but Hob holds him through it, peppering his face with kisses as the earth falls away from his withered body and being a person again hurts, but Hob’s love soothes it like a balm. 

And then he awakens, opening his eyes for the first time in months, cradled in Hob’s arms, with soft memories of everyone who had tried to bring him back because they wanted him back, and he is still so tired, but. But maybe, he thinks, being awake, being here, is not so bad if there is someone to hold him like this.

Hob kisses him again.

#what is this #the sandman #dream of the endless #hob gadling #dreamling #my writing #I have no idea why I did this #just #thinking about Dream and the Dreaming and how being a landscape has GOT to be easier than being a person #what am I doing with my life #I have actual fics to work on #yeet #Do I want to write a full fic of this? #vote now on your phones

[dimpledumplings]

I love this man

#Phil lester #amazingphil #he has no buisness looking like this #cmon now #Keeping or Yeeting My Entire Closet With Dan! #dan and phil #dnp

[artkaninchenbau]

House painting 🖌️✨ [Shop]

#My art #Traditional art #Watercolor #Watercolors #Why is this painting so extra fucking grainy? Because I don't trust Tumblr/M//i//d//jou///rn//ey #Sure the fuckers are SUPPOSED to honor your request to not be included in training data but I don't fucking trust that shit #And sure the natural paper texture probably could've been enough but. Fuck it. #(I'm sure the texture is doing fuck all to actually help but I'm angy so let me pretend I'm poisoning their data) #Anyway here's another dingy painting from last fall that I forgot to post until now. Because it's mediocre. Yeet