#but in a bastard way

[sad-gay-cowboy]

look to each their own but I think it's just a bit odd in fanfics where like herbert has a complete personality change and is suddenly like "uwu, i'm actually really emotional and vulnerable and like such a virgin what's a kiss?" and like it's weird for a couple of reasons but honestly I find it a bit sus that this is done to the commonly perceived trans masc character

#it just feels a bit infantilizing you know #like the only way some people can make that head cannon work is if they feminize him #and like yes he IS actually really emotional and vulnerable you're right! #but in a bastard way #you think herbert 'garbage to garbage' and 'damn the bitch' west is going to suddenly start blushing and crying his eyes out #no i don't read these fanfics so it doesn't affect me #i don't like comment on these fics critiquing them #that's why i'm writing it here #reanimator #herbert #herbert west

[captnbas]

happy 60th to one of my lifelong faves🕯️

update: prints now available!! @

#prints now available! #doctor who #doctor who 60th anniversary #doctor who fanart #dr who #artists on tumblr #digital illustration #I didn’t draw all of them okay that’s way too much perspective work for a bastard #this may also have been a illust for a certain zine #can’t wait for iplayer to hurry up and gimme the goods #:3 #basil draws

[haunted-xander]

I made this AAAAGES ago and forgot to post it and now I'm annoyed by how it's rotting away on my phone so here. Bratty teen Thancred being a menace to Fourchenault (and a bad influence on Urianger lol)

#we never see fourchenault & thancred interact in any meaningful way (outside of Group Interaction) and i like to imaginr #its bc fourchenault Did Not Like thancred when they were kids and has resolved to just ignore him now #and thancred-the little bastard that he is-wouldve 100% messed with him on purpose if he had the chance #bc i just KNOW he pulled stunts like this to annoy fourchenault all the time #fourchenault tells him to eat more orderly and thancred gets more messy on purpose yk. he is wired to be petty against stuffy rich kids #also urianger isnt actually being influenced much he has always been down to break the rules if he wants to #hes taught by louisiox thats like a requirement. him & his group of unconventional little smartypants #only reason he went to thancred specifically for help here is bc 1) he knows thancred knows how to easily get onto the roof and #2) hes like idk 13 here so hes still a tiny baby size. hes too short to reach up lol #anyway thats enough silly kid rambling time to tag #fourchenault leveilleur #thancred waters #urianger augurelt #final fantasy #final fantasy 14 #final fantasy xiv #ff14 #ffxiv #art #my art #xanders art #digital art #fan art

[baroquepoultry]

#The way my style changes when I draw certain characters #jrwi fanart #jrwi show #jrwi riptide #chip jrwi #jrwi #chip bastard #I didn’t feel like drawing both swords sorry

[wizardemotions]

the question came to mind of "in your ship, how might the larger/stronger party pick up or carry the smaller one?" and these were the answers i came to

#quill to paper #can't get over draco and harry being like 3 yrs deep in a relationship and still irritating the fuck out of one another #drarry #linny #romione #drarry fanart #linny fanart #romione fanart #draco malfoy #harry potter #luna lovegood #ginny weasley #ron weasley #hermione granger #also it's my belief that the weasleys are literally all hot in some way shape or form #even percys hot in like a pretentious high ranking office grunt sort of way #ginny? my god. as a dyke: professional quidditch player ginny could do unspeakable things to me #rons got the whole head auror thing going for him and also being just sorta rugged. if still pale as hell #stock photos + one pose photo used as refs #draco is screeching smth like UNHAND ME BASTARD!!!!!!! #hermione gets to be smug about her hot auror arm candy husband #also yeah i'm inflicting my music taste on harry. he gets ahold of grunge and goes completely off the handle with it #everclear beloved

[monstrousparalysis]

Hey y'all! Since it's Love Loses Wednesday for all who celebrate and I have plenty of thoughts about it, here's some of those thoughts I've had for my fellow enjoyers of Chip Bastard from the insanely powerful podcast Just Roll With It!

So.

Chip being so focused on family and friends, on finding Arlin and keeping his co-captains and crew safe, while the most he ever shows interest in romance is in brief, jokey flirting that's quickly brushed aside.

Chip buying a love potion, only for it to sit unused in his inventory for literal months until it unceremoniously drops into the mouth of the Electrodon.

Chip being unnerved or even downright scared when somebody shows a sign of being attracted to him (Amanda with the marriage, Jazz and his flirting, the frantic denial to Ollie that Gillion kissing him meant anything (which was then followed by barely any change in their relationship. A typically romantic act, done as an act of love between friends, and yet those friends never did start a romance. Curious))

Speaking of Amanda and the marriage: Chip waking up one day and suddenly being expected, even morally obligated, to be in a romantic relationship with somebody he doesn't even know, for reasons he doesn't even know. And even when he clarifies that he doesn't want this, that he won't give up being a pirate with his friends for it, he still can't leave behind the expectation fully, because Amanda, and thus this expectation, is literally chasing him. Sometimes it even comes from his own friends, because no matter how much he would prefer to just Not Be Married, there's no way for him to get out of it, especially not ones Gillion would likely accept, and therefore the expectation that eventually, he'll be in a romance, is inescapable.

And even more interesting, he's not opposed to the idea of getting married in general. He wasn't wholly against the notion of marrying Igneous just for the AC boost it would give them. Clearly, the problem he had wasn't with the marriage itself, but with the fact that he was expected to form a romantic partnership.

And lastly: Chip having his literal heart ripped out of him, and staying nearly the same. Making jokes about how his heart was stolen in a way that was literal instead of romantic. Writing to his wife that if death do them part, then now it has (and doesn't it even say something that the only way for him to escape the marriage, the expectations, was to die?)

He cares for his friends just the same. He cares for his crew just the same. He wants to find Arlin just as much as ever. And his avoidance of his wife, of the expectation that he perform romance, stays the same. But even if he's the exact same, he has an excuse for this now. Because clearly, somebody with no heart couldn't feel romance, and who cares that he didn't really seem to before he lost his heart either?

Chip being aromantic, on a textual, metaphorical, and thematic level.

#rem's ramblings #just roll with it riptide #jrwi riptide #chip bastard #chip jrwi #jrwi chip #riptide meta #riptide analysis #aromantic chip #aromantic headcanons #aromantic #amanda as a metaphor for amatonormativity in particular is So important to me #anyways yeah this is half textual evidence and half metaphors but Analysis Fun and either way. chip aromantic. i'm claiming him

[ghostface-knight]

"average hatchetfield citizen dies horribly in three timelines" factoid is actually just a statistical error. average citizen dies horribly in zero timelines. "doomed-by-the-narrative Ted", who works at CCRP Technical and dies in every fucking timeline is an outlier and should not be counted

#hatchetfield #hatchetverse #is this anything #spiders georg #ted spankoffski #i love the increasingly absurd ways that ted bites the dust #npmd #nerdy prudes must die #tgwdlm #the guy who didn't like musicals #nightmare time #nightmare time 2 #time bastard

[charl3ss]

Kaz and Inej obviously get married one day because she’s religious and Kaz wants the tax benefits + he wants to make her happy, and I just know when that day comes Kaz takes HER last name

#he’d still keep Brekker for business dealings but other than that it’s Ghafa baby! #I can’t see Inej changing her name (nor would Kaz want her to) and he doesn’t really have a name to claim #since he’s disavowed Rietveld and Brekker is the bastard of the barrel all the way through #but Ghafa……. #six of crows #betsey rambles #kanej

[gammija]

tiefling jon's first day at the Archives

#id in alt #the magnus archives #tma #magnus archives #elias bouchard #jonathan sims #tma jon #jon tma #jon sims #tma dnd au #tiefling jon #gammijart #tma s4 #so this is that comic i was talking about a few weeks ago. with way too many backgrounds and effort #ill say i did enjoy doing the backgrounds a lot and thats worth a whole lot. but also. if this gets no notes i will. cry #anyways. love drawing a correct perspective grid and then fucking it up in favor of something that is wrong but FEELS right <3 #also any anachronisms shall be explained by this being a fantasy setting #always difficult to post something that's not a joke. sincerity. yuck #and this does still have some jokes. just less punchy than id usually post. also no jmart or other ships. whoof #i havent done enough with elias. he's such a slimy bastard - v fun to write #he talks a bit more formally here than in canon but tbf he is an elf so /shrug #EDIT: aaaah between panels 4 and 8 i forgot i gave him an ace ring!!

[chrliekclly]

horrible parents horrible women horrible yuri

#bonnie #bonnie kelly #mrs mac #iasip #always sunny #old ladies #fanart #mine #thought id finally put my money wher my mouth is bcuz i hav talkd abt loving these 2 b4 but iv nevr done n e thng to show it #unlike i xpected i actully had a good time drawing a buncha wrinkles :3 #like im not good @ it but i enjoyd it lol #i also might b obsessd w drawing young mrs mac tht hairdo is v fun #but n e way god i lov these bastards!!!! #they r so fucking terrible!!! their sons were raised so depressingly!! THEY R SO FUN TO EXPLORE #and their actresses r so cute man....theyr so sweet irl makes me sick

[bxnnie-bxwl]

Evil bonnie: my son wouldn't hurt a fly

Decommissioned monty on the ground:- but he would kill me???

Evil bonnie: of course he would, i raised him✨

Sue me

this was too funny and cute AAAA <333

evil!bonnie is a real father now.

#bastard and his bastard son- /lh #i love them so much thank you for this!!!! #im sorry monty you were in their way- #art #fnaf #fnaf security breach #fnaf au #evil!bonnie #fnaf gregory

[kindlythevoid]

Friendly reminder that Merry knew about the Ring before Bilbo even left. Friendly reminder that all of Frodo’s hobbit friends were spying on him through Sam to make sure that he was alright and that he wasn’t going to leave without saying goodbye. Friendly reminder that Merry and Pippin knew about the Ring and its importance to the Enemy and still decided to go with Frodo. Friendly reminder that Frodo wasn’t going to ask them to leave the Shire. Friendly reminder that Fredegar Bolger was one of Frodo’s close friends and knew about the Ring as well, but stayed behind in order to keep Frodo’s disappearance a secret for as long as possible.

#listen the hobbits don’t get enough credit #They’re sneaky bastards and will use that against you in the best ways possible #The ultimate chaotic goods honestly #I love the movies and they are a service to the books #But sometimes I get sad that people don’t seem to get how smart and insightful the hobbits actually are #kiki re-re-re-reads the lord of the rings #the lord of the rings #meriadoc brandybuck #peregrin took #merry and pippin #sam gamgee #frodo baggins #fatty bolger #just yelling into the void

[hiding-under-the-willow]

The heist guy!!! He's heistin'!!

#atlas.art #artists on tumblr #mcyt #sos smp #mcsos #oli orionsound #theorionsound #literally 8 second song that has lived in my head rent free for weeks. how does he do it. #was so close to captioning this just 'the heist bastard' with no further elaboration. the sad boyz difference <3 #anyways. obsessed with the way this came out. so happy with the way the colors came together. i was really just having fun with it today

[crowberri]

[In Stars and Time] some siffrins some loops…

#the outfit sifs wearing… id like to think isa made them that after post game #like i dont think sif cares enough about himself to like go out of their way to find smth fancy to wear #they wore the same cloak for a decade+ #also hear me out. satyr loop. little hoppidy bastard (affectionate #with a tail and all to be extra annoying to sif <3 #isat #in stats and time #siffrin #isat loop #art #crowberri.png

[oifaaa]

Honestly think it'd be hilarious if people brought the same energy they use on hating Dick for "giving robin to Damian" to the actual person who made Damian robin you know this motherfucker

#dc #alfred pennyworth #the bastard #dc comics #damian wayne #robin #dick grayson #batman #100% stole the pic from your post steph cause im lazy hope you dont mind #but yeah wheres the outrage at al here #wheres the hate #would love to see more spite fics directed at alfred #i need a alfred threw tim in Arkham fic pronto #(sidenote tho actually think alfred and damians relationship is so underated they get over shadowed alot by dick and damian) #(which fair but my man al always looks out for damian and the way damian gets blamed for his death ) #(heart breaking)

[xitsensunmoon]

Bloody Mary

He's finally ready oh god. Close-ups under the cut.

Close-ups of EVERYTHING because I worked HARD okay?

FOUR days man FOUR days. I have no timer but I think I worked on this more than for 20 hours ahahah 🫠 it was just a silly doodle in magma that got dragged into my main drawing program and then turned into this. At least I'm satisfied... For now lol. The funniest thing that this doesn't even have a context, just Moon snobbishly drinking blood from wine glass lol

#biting the hand that feeds au #bhtf au #bhtf art #bhtf moondrop #moondrop #fnaf moon #fnaf moondrop #moondrop fnaf #moon fnaf #my art #this bastard is killing me but in a good way<3 #id in alt text #cw eyestrain