#but my nose is stuffed

[brainrotdotorg]

My grandmother had a stroke . Shes lucid and out of surgery right now so i am thankful for that. Going to be staying at my grandparents place tonight. Drove a super long way to come back and im so so so tired and i have a cold n cant stop coughing and i miss my boyfriend and i dont want to drive ever again

#not doing well. my head hurts. im just exhausted and trying to sleep #but my nose is stuffed #im just glad my grandmother is doing better than the doctors expectee #i was so scared i was crying like half the drive back home #awful car crash on the high way thd blocked the roads for two hours. two cars completely totaled. #scared the shit out of me. #started raining like ive never seen before when i was on the road too. could barely see ten feet ahead of me #ive just been so on guard all day long and nos im laying in bed trying to decompress #before i pick my mom up from the airport #idk man.

[luxmoogle]

*Shyly offers a small but sparkly piece of Lux* Would this be enough for a sketch of Yozora or the Nameless Star, from Verum Rex? I'm so curious about who they are and what what roles they will play in KH 4!

Nameless Star.. Now that's a juicy ask~ It's quite obvious she's leaning toward what Stella Nox Fleuret was going to be, as well as Yozora being what Noctis was supposed to be in FFXIII Versus.. It's going to be interesting seeing how they melt into KH~

#ask #answer #kh #kingdom hearts #verum rex #nameless star #sora #kh verum rex #quadratum #stuffing piece of lux up my nose as we speak #my ramblings

[andy-clutterbuck]

2024 Winter TCA Portrait Studio

#andy pls #Andrew Lincoln #* #al #is he even alive if he's not pointing #no #that's the answer #gray hairs are life #if you don't think so you're weak #EYE CRINKLES #the wonky tooth 💙 #*stuffing him in my pocket* have a good night y'all #excuse me but The Nose™

[snzluv3r]

these sneezes were so strong and tickly oh my god! my throat was starting to hurt the more i sneezed but i just couldn’t stop and the more i sneezed the harsher the sneezes got. i thought letting them out would help quell the tickle that’s been bothering me for days now but if anything i think it made them stronger…less rapid, but with more torturous buildups and some really strong, desperate sneezes

i’m still a little out of breath from this fit! sorry it’s a little on the longer side (7:25), i intended to do a talkie and ended up having a lot more trouble talking through this fit than i expected…

#i hope someone enjoys !! #my wavs #snz wav #sneeze wav #i’m so stuffed up now but i’m still so fucking itchy #nose is still tingling too

[trinketfairy]

Today's thrift haul; currently trying to pick some names for both of the new plushies!

Edit: The Pastel Swirls Kitty BAB is named Maylis!

#babw #build a bear #me to you #my blue nose friends #plushies #plushblr #stuffie #stuffed animal #my photos #my stuff #my toys #my plush #p: maylis #p: unnamed

[drpeppertummy]

i havent gone into the provolone family tree on this blog but does anyone remember my bestie lemon. his sister pimientos present-day descentant penne is like. a Cartoon Movie Scientist who dabbles in made up bullshit

[unintentional belly expansion, tummyache, hint of burst teasing]

Penne looked down at the new batch of her latest project, exhaustedly rubbing her face. Scattered across the tray before her were dozens of bright orange pills. They were small and simple, indistinguishable from any other pill in the medicine cabinet. These, however, were unlike anything Penne had stashed away above the bathroom sink. They weren't a remedy for pain or sniffles or allergies. No, these little orange capsules were created to solve an entirely different problem: hunger.

The project had begun a few months ago after another long, hyperfocused night at the lab. It wasn't any different from any other night at the lab; Penne was notorious for going entire busy nights without eating. She was simply too busy and too absorbed in her work to step away. That night, however, the idea had crossed her mind that it would be so much easier if she could simply pull a meal out of her pocket and toss it back without interrupting her work. She'd thought about that, and then she'd thought about how many people such a creation might potentially benefit, and then she'd set off to work. Without a snack break, of course.

After several trial runs with increasing success, Penne thought she might finally have something close to a finished product. She felt confident that they were safe to test on herself; she'd worked out any alarming kinks a handful of attempts ago, and the most recent batches had been perfectly harmless, albeit not particularly filling. Now, as she looked down at the tray of little orange pills, her exhausted, work-fried brain began a debate with itself.

It's a new batch, her brain said. We should just start with one.

The formula is barely any different from the last, it argued.

But it could be different enough.

It shouldn't be. We barely altered the density of it.

It would be dangerous and idiotic to start with two. What if it's too much?

But if one isn't enough--and I doubt it will be--we'll have to wait even longer to try it with two.

Patience is a virtue. Whatever happened to lab safety?

Fuck it. We're trying two.

Penne picked up two of the little orange capsules, hesitated for a moment, and then, with a quick swig of water, she swallowed them. She sat still for a moment, holding her breath as she waited for something to happen. For a few moments, nothing did. Then, slowly, she felt her empty stomach begin to fill up as the capsules released their expanding mass of nutrients. Gradually, her hunger faded, and it wasn't long before she felt full. And then very full. And then stuffed. Her heart fluttered nervously in her chest as her normally concave belly began to puff out round and firm. Shit, she thought.

The growth didn't seem to be slowing. Her stomach continued to distend, pushing out hard as the mass inside it expanded. She was well beyond stuffed now, and her belly felt painfully tight as it bloated up even more, pressing out against her baggy shirt. Her belt, snug around her normally narrow waist, creaked as the pressure beneath it grew. Frantically, she reached down and undid it. Moments later, her expanding belly forced the button of her pants open.

An ungraceful cry of panicked discomfort escaped Penne as her stomach stretched rapidly, and her back arched as her belly pushed out further and further. She felt the air that had been trapped in her stomach begin to bubble up toward her throat, and she forced up a burp in a desperate attempt to release some of the pressure building inside her. It didn't help. She clutched her stomach, gasping with panic. It was rock hard, packed tightly with the ever-expanding nutritional mass.

As her stomach began to reach its absolute limit, Penne shut her eyes, bracing herself for the worst. By some miracle, though, the expansion slowed, and, mercifully, it finally stopped. She remained frozen for a moment, holding her breath, and then, when she was sure it was over, she let herself relax. She couldn't relax too much, though; her belly was so tightly distended she could barely move. It ached terribly. She let out a pained moan, cautiously rubbing her taut, top-heavy belly.

She was almost afraid to look down at herself, but she did. Her belly jutted out shockingly beneath her ribs. Her shirt, which had been loose and wrinkled only five minutes earlier, was now pulled smoothly over the painful bulge of her bloated stomach. With barely a pinch of spare fat to speak of on her lanky frame, her belly had absolutely no give left to it.

Carefully, she tried to stand, but her overstuffed stomach cramped sharply, and she quickly dropped back down into her chair with a pitiful moan. Her stomach, hugging the enormous mass of not-quite-food for dear life, let out a strained gurgle. She sat there, belly sticking out absurdly, hoping nobody came along and saw her. I told you so, her brain scolded. Groaning, she let her head fall back and closed her eyes, resigning herself to a long night of digestion.

#writing #belly kink #tummy kink #belly expansion #inflation kink #inflated belly #stuffing #stuffed belly #xpennex #u know my friend lemon ?? [see profile pic] she basically looks like lemon but with curly hair #shes tall & lanky & weird-lookin like lemon #& pimiento #but i havent posted pimiento here #the provolones all pretty much look the same . #tall. lanky. hairy. big ears. big nose. messy hair #basically very attractive

[brainworms-all-night-long]

So you know how foxes living in rural areas evolved to be nocturnal so they can scurry around looking for food when there's less ppl around and the shade of night gives the them more cover?

Tails was mostly like that since he rembered up until he met Sonic. Than he had to switch back onto a daytime schedule because even if hedgehogs are naturally nocturnal animals he prefers to run around during the day when the world is a visibly more alive and also the most optimal time to beat ol' 'buttnik's ass.

Tails' sleep schedule was in shambles ever since

#sonic the hedgehog #also reason why so many of his idle animations are of him yawning #a tired little guy #also Im sick :( #it come over so suddenly I was having such a good day and now it feels like my nose sinuses are stuffed with needles #i sneezed like 7 times in a row #can a girl not have a full day of happiness :(( #miles tails prower #tails the fox #silly brainworms

[hyunpic]

#do u want me to suffocate my nose is already so stuffed with snot. crying won’t help 😔 #🧼

[strawberryangeldelight]

x

#a tatty teddy dinosaur!! #plush #plushie #toycore #stuffed animals #my blue nose friends #kidcore #soft toy #toy #soft toys #tatty teddy

[tomatoswup]

Lunch Time!

summary: Since you didn't get McDonald's the last time, maybe you should get some for Lunch! You sure are hungry!

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warnings/tags: knives/nai jumpscare, another crack!drabble hehe, they really gonna put yall to work,,,you don'T EVEN WORK THERE,, but no warnings just plucking chickens :P, humor,

A/N: sorry for barely any updates, i just got sick again :,D am suffering,,,anyways is this another mcdonalds AU fic? YES,,, poor reader, they really goin through it naww,,,hehehe enjoy~

Work was a tiring, dreadful thing.

Thats what you concluded as you twirled and spun around in your office chair. How long have you been here now? 5 Hours now?

The rings of phones going off, the gossiping of co-workers around your cubicle, and the bright computer screen honestly just made the side of your head pound. The growl of your stomach making you feel somewhat a bit worse as the rushed small breakfast of the morning wasn't as filling as you would've wanted it to be.

What time was it anyway?

Planting your feet on the ground, stopping the spinning chair, you peaked up at the lone analog clock on the monotoned colored wall.

12:00 PM

Oh! How'd you miss that? It was lunch!

Without a seconds thought with the urge to get the fuck outta the place, you got up and grabbed your keys. Maybe a good meal could clear your headache. Thinking about it, you haven't visit that odd McDonalds in a while, it wouldn't hurt to visit again...

Right?

It didn't take long to find yourself in that same McDonald's, swinging the door open and cautiously walking in to avoid an airborne bun or sausage.

Maybe the nice guy from last time could take your order! What's his name? Bash?..Flash?...Vash, Vash! That was it!

"Hi-" Looking up as you took your wallet out of your bag, you couldn't help but freeze in place.

Oh shit

Instead of the kind-hearted poor worker you had expected, the scary, built...Actually pretty built dude who pummeled the shit out of that customer from that morning stood there. They did kind of look alike though.. Twins?

He shot you a stank look, tilting his head to the side.

Nope.

"Oh, uh..." You gaped out.

Peeping at the name tag on his...why was his chest that plump- SORRY IM SORRY WHAT WAS HIS NAME?

Squinting, you made out the name "Nai" before your thoughts were interrupted by cough.

"So you gonna order or keeping staring at me?" Your cheeks flushed as you took out your wallet “Oh uh yeah, sorry, can I get a number 2-"

"We don't have that."

...Okay? This was a McDonald's right? They really don’t have any quarter-pounders in the back?

Wasn't that their most common meal item?

"Oh? Really? I didn't think you guys would run out of-" Nai whipped his finger up to the clock on the wall nearby "You came at a shitty time, everyone working comes in and orders shit. So pick again."

A bit stunned, you rubbed your hands together out of nervousness before looking back up at the menu...What? Would you wanna get your ass beat by a McDonald's worker?

"Then can I get a 10 piece chicken nugget mea-"

"We don't have that either."

MF HUH???

HOW THE HELL DO THEY NOT HAVE ANY CHICKEN NUGGETS?!

"Chicken nuggets? Ya'll really don't have chicken nuggets?" You exasperated.

"Office party. Ordered 4 orders of our 50 chicken nugget deal, cleared our storage right up. Look, are you gonna order something we have or what?"

HOW WERE YOU SUPPOSE TO KNOW WHAT THEY HAD AND DIDN'T HAVE?!

"Or if you really want nuggets, how about you pluck the chicken in the back?" He deadpanned, leaning on the counter with his right hand and resting his left on his hip.

"....do you guys really have a-"

"No we don't have a fucking chicken."

Damn it.

"Wait..." He muttered, whipping his face around to the clock again as the beeps and dings of the back of the McDonald's became consistent, ringing at every minute.

"Are you fucking kidding me?" He sighed, rubbing the bridge of his nose before walking out from behind the counter to the front door.

"Hey!" He yelled as you looked around, he wasn't talking to you right? You nervously pointed to yourself unsure "Yes you! Get behind the fucking counter, I don't wanna get sued again."

SAY LESS SIR!!

You aint wanna get your ass handed to you today!!!!

You quickly slipped behind the counter with Nai right behind you. "What happened?" You asked, putting your bag down as Nai rummaged in the cabinets for something.

Was someone robbing the store? Was there another another customer he was gonna fight? Cops?

It wasn't until you heard slams on the door that you looked back down at him, before getting a face full of fabric.

"A-A hat?" You cried out as he stood back up "They break down the doors sometimes but you can work the shift today." Giving you a hardened smile, he slapped the hat down onto your head.

WAIT YOU DON'T EVEN WORK HERE!!!

"I CAN'T DO THIS!"

Suddenly, you heard a loud pop of a lock break, and the waves of business men and women, and other customers pushed through the door, hogging the lobby up as if they were the sardines from that one Spongebob episode.

"Well!? Nai screamed at you "Take their order!"

Bro you didn't even get to order food! When did your lunch end anyway?!

With a heavy sigh and slouched shoulders, you pressed a few buttons on the screen "Hello welcome to McDonald's, how can I get your order?"

Why do you keep coming here anyways?...

'Can I leave now?'

It didn't take long for the hour to end, and all the customers to be cleared out that all the staff from the back had come out to the front.

"Are they dead?"

"Well they sure look like it- Ow! What was that for!?"

"Wolfwood don't say that!"

Your body was slouched against one of the walls, the McDonald's hat covering your face as you sat there as limp as a doll.

"I hope they're alright..." One of the more taller browned haired female worker said as the small black haired one went to shake your shoulder.

"Just kick them, maybe they'll awake."

"Legato don't-"

"OW!!!"

Never again....

#vash x reader #trigun imagines #trigun #trigun headcanons #trigun stampede x reader #nicholas d wolfwood #vash imagine #trigun knives #millions knives #trigun mcdonalds au #trigun maximum headcanons #am writing this as i have two napkins stuffed up my nose #trigun nai

[strongermonster]

just my opinion but i think when you're sick and the body decides to stuff up the primary breathing holes, that that's a flaw we should patch

#my nose went from leaking constantly a couple hrs ago #to stuffed so bad my eyes hurt #jj stuff

[andy-clutterbuck]

#S I R #*stuffing him in my pocket* #Andrew Lincoln #* #andygifs #i love arm #excuse me but the nose™ #rogue neck fuzzies 💙 #arm VEINS #*bram stoker writing furiously about me* #A SPECIMEN™

[murasaki-cha]

I HATE ALLERGIES!

And this is coming from someone who is experiencing allergies for the the first time in their life so that's saying something

#literally end my misery #i can't take this anymore #my nose is completely stuffed #my eyes keep watering #AND I JUST CAN'T STOP FREAKING SNEEZING!! #allergies #allergies suck

[enden-k]

for someone who mains kaveh and haitham (or just enjoys playing dendro teams in general), its kind of funny to be allergic to grass and pollen this bad 💀

#im dying so hard rn today is a bad day for my allergy that not even my meds seem to work????? help me 💀 #everything is so sore and hurty rn and even my nostril ring started acting up again just kill me why dont you #the only way that keeps me from sneezing and having a gross runny nose is stuffing my nose full with tissues so im literally sitting here #with tissues shovedup my nose jsut so i can draw without having to stop to blow my nose every 2mins 💀 #im expecting a package later so i justhope i wont forget to take the tissues out when i get it 💀💀💀 #personal #tbd

[asketchydomesticatedgremlin]

DnD character go brrrrrrrr

#dnd barbarian #dnd paladin #dnd characters #dnd art #dnd #warforged #human surprisingly #we rarely get humans in this group #art #my art #dungeons and dragons #original art #dnd character #dnd5e #Lance Spiritbane #local living armor and amnesiac #aaaaaand #Oliver (no last name given) #the human with 2 souls stuffed in there #this hasnt actually happened yet but i *want* to share this so bad #only our DM has seen this #lem if you see this you better not chicken out of picking up that book if Ollie wants to #cmon #break lances trust #also #first time drawing nose so sorry if its ew

[theyellowhue]

i guess im going to cry myself to sleep tonight 🥲

to have someone love you for who you are ❤️

#god. me. when? #prapai will never get tired of reminding sky how much he loves him #post diary scene where my eyes were too blurry and my nose was too stuffed because i sobbed for 15 minutes straight #LITA ep. 12 is both hell and heaven for me #this episode is very angst with a happy ending #love in the air #love in the air the series #prapaisky