Every species has a different way of engineering and craftsmanship. To show this, we鈥檒l use a bike as an example.
A Gnome-made bike will be quick, efficient, and have several hidden features like inspector gadget. It will probably also have several bells, none of which make a bell-like sound.
A goblin bike will probably be made of wood, bones, and scrap. It鈥檒l work, but not very well after the first few times. It probably has a compartment to keep cool rocks and bugs you find.
A Kobold bike is a stolen goblin鈥檚 bike, just lit on fire and somehow shittier.
An orc bike will be the most metal thing you have ever seen, figuratively and literally. The wheels are made of metal. Shit has spiked wheels. This thing will be passed down as an heirloom. Lot of spikes.
An elvish bike should not work. By no means is it structurally sound. It looks like it should collapse. They think the look is all that matters, and the only reason they get away with it is because they enchant the shit out of it. Likely made of glass and given a long and weird name.
A Dwarvish bike will have wheels of stone, a bell that somehow plays the sound of a giant war horn, and they put a molten engine in it. They made a motorcycle. It will be covered in the most intricate runes you will ever see.
A halfling bike is probably made from tied tree branches. Still works though.
Giff? It has a gun.
Mindflayer? You know that shit is covered in tentacles and it fucking teleports.
The gith don鈥檛 have bikes. They鈥檙e just riding dragons and killing the mindflayers.
Goliaths just use boulders for the wheels.
The fey are just being dicks. They don鈥檛 have bikes either, but they use the people they tricked as bikes.
Demons can鈥檛 make bikes. They just buy them.
Devils sell the bikes to the demons.
Celestials have replaced the wheels with wings.
The beholders are disintegrating everyone鈥檚 bikes because they鈥檙e angry that they don鈥檛 have legs.
The Tarrasque just really wants a tricycle.
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hello would you like some halfbody work of your blorbo of choice? im offering 2-3 slots for this style of work (lined halfbody) for 50 usd each for may's queue. email me at
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The Fire Giant Dreadnaught! 18-19 ft (5.5-5.8 m) tall and broad at the shoulder! Now we already know these are some incredibly skilled smiths, especially blacksmiths. That's the Fire giant trait, forging and fighting. What makes this one special? Incredible strength, even for a giant. These have a higher strength score than a sperm whale. They're in the strength bracket of cosmic horrors. some ancient dragons. The Leviathan.
They work good honest jobs moving material around the foundry and guarding diplomats. They aren't as bright or observant as the others, but even for a giant these are a thick brick of a person...under the literal tons of steel. But that can come off! And it should come off, those shields are hollow and full of hot coals.
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Little man鈥檚 first day at home and he鈥檚 already rolling for initiative
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if subtly putting mcyt references in my d&d campaign is a sickness then i am terminally ill
ive been binging jimmys vods of plate up with tango and skizz and. now all the food in this tavern is inspired by it. might make little doodles of them!
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