#but she would

[vaduart]

crocs

#I was too lazy to put pins on the crocs #but she would #gideon nav #harrow nonagesimus #griddlehark #the locked tomb #the locked tomb fanart #the locked tomb series

[yummycrummy]

Lesley lets SR borrow his lipstick and he goes to his mirror with slightly more confidence

#this looks so wonky sorry im rly tired fjbsnfs #but she would #smart roy #ucr #dhmisau

[whiterexpper]

Lenore bites the kitkat bars instead of breaking them

#i fucking hate that #but she would #she really would #to piss you off too #nevermore webtoon #nevermore #lenore nevermore #lenore #webtoon #nevermore lenore

[itsdelicate]

london show surprise song confirmed 🫡

#a joke #but she would #text

[gingersmidge]

Thanks, Hollyberry Cookie. War with a powerful and evil force for the fate of the world is imminent, and you decided to go party mode.

That’s sarcasm by the way but drunk Dark Cacao Cookie is just funny to me. He tried to fight a tree because he saw it as a challenger, for crying out loud!

He only got drunk from one beer, and he is absolutely wasted. So drowned in that one beer that he sees a tree as a foe.

Still trying to decide if Hollyberry Cookie is the best or worst person to party after this. She’s the life of the party by a long shot, but she will also make sure nobody is able to drive by the end of that party. And even better, she’ll be the only one left standing. It’s like berry juice is water for her.

#cookie run #cookie run kingdom #crk #hollyberry cookie #dark cacao cookie #I feel like she would spike punch at a party #not to be harmful or cause mayhem #but she would

[ppg-villains-defense-lawyer]

If Ace had a daughter he'd name her Crystal Metheny

#metheny would be her middle name so 90% of people wouldn't know #but she would #he may not be from florida but he's a florida man in spirit #ace #shitpost

[corbenfiles]

no matter how many jori or victorious fics i read i'll never understand how people write dialogue thats accurate. like how do u know exactly what they'd say???? HOW????

#tori. i would not say that #jori #im convinced they're all just tori and jade writing fanfics about themselves #or just tori #jade would be her beta reader #but she would #nobody tell tori that though

[nineratsinatrenchcoat]

I cried for two hours and then drew this

#amphibia #lady olivia #I haven’t drawn anything in four fucking years and this is what my brain tells me to make? #but she would

[liquidstar]

i always think abt my cousin in greece who's like obsessed with american culture, bc ill say that im going to a barbecue and she'll be like "wow.... a real life american barbecue... will there be red cups?" you bet your ass there'll be red cups. take my hand. have a hot dog. all your dreams can come true here at the real life american barbecue

#she needs to visit so i can take her to a mall #the food court alone will blow her mind #shes like 14 so claire's and/or justice would probably also blow her mind

[disableddyke]

#disability #ableism #disabled #meme #had a teacher who would always make this autistic girl feel stupid whenever she asked questions and would respond loud enough for the class #to hear the annoyance in her voice #catch on fire <3 #greatest hits #10k #15k #20k #30k

[surprisearson]

Favorite bit of adventurers bible lore is that Marcille was a researcher developing new healing magic before she joined the party but then learned all the offensive spells we see her use in a single day. Insane behavior. Imagine knowing the top med student in the country and one day she drops out of her cancer research program and perfects the art of making pipe bombs in 24 hours.

#the party canonically doesnt care but it would be funny to see other characters reactions #shes a genius shes insane she stopped her magical studies to hang out with her childhood crush #marcille donato #dungeon meshi #dunmeshi #dungeon meshi spoilers

[pirateprincessjess]

When I was a kid my family pretended to get raptured so I would think I was left behind on earth while they all went to heaven.

I was like 8 years old and my sister and mom had gotten really into the Left Behind novels (bible fan fic about the rapture). In the books when the rapture happened the clothes that people were wearing when they got raptured were left behind in neatly folded piles.

One day when I was getting home from school my family decided that they would leave piles of neatly folded clothes around the house, and then hide in the basement.

The intended effect was that I would get home and see the clothes then, think that my family had been raptured and that I wasn’t good enough to get into heaven… or something?

The problem was that I had never read these books, and didn’t really think about the rapture very often. There was no reason that I would see some laundry on the floor and think “The rapture happened and I’ve been abandoned by God! I’ll never see my family again!! Oh nooo!!!!”

I just sat down and watched cartoons and eventually my family got bored and revealed that they were all hiding in the basement.

It’s a good thing I didn’t understand the joke, otherwise that shit would have been traumatic.

#still not really sure what part of this joke was funny? #cuz if the prank had worked #then they would have made an 8 year old think she had lost her family and been rejected by god #which isn’t really much of a joke #Christian’s are weird yall #pirateprincessjess

[pyrrhiccomedy]

Trump would be such a good drag queen like just such an unbelievably incredible and talented drag queen it's such a bummer that he's decided to be a fascist and a threat to democracy because that cunt would devour at the House of Yes

such a loss

#he self reported as 6'3 215 lbs and strawberry blonde like ugh she would not miss a crumb

[angelfic]

annabeth and grover frantically submerging percy in water the way you’d put an iphone in a bowl of rice

#bless #still can’t wrap my head around the fact Athena was willing to kill her own daughter #when I say I’ve never hated anyone more #LIKE WHY WAS ANNABETH NOT FUMING #it’s a good thing she isn’t in s1 like I don’t think Percy would be able to hold his tongue #ni.txt #percy jackson and the olympians #pjotv #percy jackson #annabeth chase #grover underwood #pjo disney+ #pjo #pjo tv show #pjo series #percy jackson tv show

[steveharrington]

i think ultimately the core of what irritates me about the t swift craze is that she’s constantly getting props for things that … literally aren’t true. people act like she’s self made, she is not. people act like she’s a social activist, she is not. people act like she’s constantly going to great lengths to uplift other women, she is not. like if people were just like yeah i love her music :) then okay! but it’s the constanttttt applause and praise and worshipping for things that are just patently false that really makes me feel insane

#it would be like. if someone was like ‘we LOVE phoebe bridgers and how she saves puppies from house fires’ #then you google it and it’s just like one pic of her holding a dog from 4 years ago

[artkaninchenbau]

Crocodile finds a strange stray cat an 11-year old Nico Robin (AU where they met 13 years earlier. Robin's been on the run from the World Government for 3 years. Crocodile's 27 and has not set up base in Alabasta yet)

It seems like I have become possessed. By some sort of demon.

Bonus:

#My art #One Piece #Nico Robin #Sir Crocodile #Y'all the OP brainrot is BAD #According to an SBS Crocodile would absolutely spoil his child rotten if he had one. *We all know how Robin's childhood went* #Scary mofo who does not know how to parent a child but boy does he have the spirit + Child who has never had proper parent in her life #They'd make. An absolute disaster of a duo. This AU concept is so fucking funny to me okay #But also sad because I would fucking die for baby Robin she deserves the fucking world #This poor girl has never been spoiled in her entire life AND NOW PAPADILE IS HERE TO SPOIL HER #You know it's funny. I know 11 yo Robin should LOOK older than 8 year old Robin. But Crocodile is a fucking giant so she's still baby sized #Also I just had too much fun drawing Robin looking as pathetic as humanly possible lmao #She's a like a wet kitten in the rain 😭