#but who did win?

[andywinter16]

Drautos getting jealous of his S/O and cor sparing. I’ve always loved the thought that cor gets a little too close and Titus has to try and keep his composure

Damn, I love it! Titus + jealousness is great combination for trouble XD Again S/O is gender neutral for everyone to enjoy!

Obvi you´re part of the Kingglaive, like third in command (Like If Titus is out and Luche is busy, you´re the only hope XD )

For clarification you and Titus are a thing, but not officially (you could be targeted, etc) 

so like every week Cor came to spar and teach everyone some new moves (and basically beat their asses)

during this session you were Cor´s training dummy partner

He was manhandling you like a pro, but you fighted back fiercely not giving up easily

Cor managed to pin you down, body to body " Okay, marshal. You´ve got me, now will you let this little glaive go?" "Hmm, I don´t know maybe I should keep you there?" you flushed red.

OHHHH BOYYY, and who witnessed this whole exchange with stone face? TITUS 

This man has under his belt nearly 30 years of battle experience and espionage. And yet his friend manage to get under his skin with how flirty he is with you, his S/O

Titus may look cool and unbothered, but LET ME TELL YOU! HE IS FUCKING NOT!! 

He´s pissed beyond belief! Titus wants to scoop you in his arms and brings you into his office and show you, who you belong to

But nooo, Titus is too composed to do something like that, too clever to feed this flame that consumes him

 instead he requested a spar with Cor, something about Cor´s old bones and that he was almost taken down by you. Yep, Titus taunted him. 

It was glorious fight! And extremely brutal, to be honest. Titus really went all out on Cor like behemoth. 

“ Y/L/N meet me in 30 minut in my office.  We need to discuss those documents.” 

You were in fact not discussing documents, but your mouths did some “talking”  😏

#ask #ffxv kingsglaive #Titus Drautos #cor leonis #Jealous Titus is * chefs kiss* #of course there were bets on who will win #but who did win? #I had also imagined that both of them very shirtless for some reason #😏

[theoldkyokodied]

Uploading all my Tomgreg art at once from the past few week before season 4 hits, who knows in what kind of mental state i'm gonna be once it does :')

#tomgreg #succession #dont even talk to me i started watching this show when i had nothing to do at work and now i watch it with averiel my good friend averiel #and we are going to watch s4 together and i feel physically ill from bein so excited #so ya thats what ive been up to... anyway. i love these idiots they desever nothing but the worst (affectionate) #im also a tomshiv lover btw. im the one who yells 'THIS IS HOW TOMSHIV CAN STILL WIN' while they are actively losing on screen #thats the kind of person i am #dont look at me (lying on the floor) #okay i was not going to say stuff in the tags and let the art speak for itself but i NEED to point out details in the wine Painting.. #i put a lot of work into that one. thinly veiled metaphors and symbolism yknow.. #greg is gripping the stem of the wine glass with his full fist. tom and greg are dressed in the same outfit (sock garters included) #greg look appalled but he is not doing anything about the spill. tom is fondly pouring greg more and more wine. he is doing him a favor #i colored the red wine the same way i would color blood :) oh and tom is not really touching greg #only holding the chair in place. greg is making himself look smaller than he is like usual #oh and @ the person who said that it's the inverse of the tom and nate scene i love the way you think. i did not think of that before #but god. yeah. i actually thought about the scene change from when roman uhh.. christens his office in s1. the one with the coffee machine #i always go insane at that cut. this is not exactly the same since it's more.. about emotions but yknow.. it can be.. the same...

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Who will deal the most damage?

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #lan wangji #yu ziyuan #poll #Please note this is not a 'who would win in a battle if they fought each other'. #This is a 'who would be the scariest person to see on the other side of fighting ring.' #Yu Ziyuan knows how to do the bend and snap (a spine). #Lan Wangji has 20+ years of biting and scratching stored in his bones. #I missed the opportunity to give YZY sandals in pd-MDZS so I could properly say 'Yu Ziyuan con la chancla'. #However she's most likely wielding a heeled designer shoes. Steel tipped in the front and back. #As always there will be a follow up to the results of this poll. Who knows what that will be! #(I did make a 'bloodied up' version - but I didn't like it as much. Take this version as them *just before* they start the bloodshed.) #I'll post the alt on my twitter later on. For the fun!

[thankstothe]

One liners the sequel

#acontextual house #house md #gregory house #james wilson #thirteen #remy hadley #robert chase #“irene adler” fucking killed me first time I heard it #Wilson you're fucking asshole lmao #now did he made up a name or the Sherlock series existence is canon #but ducklings didn't seem to catch on to the reference so its prob random #or was it losely based on someone real who house knew and who did “win” like irene in sherlock did #the fact that this is wilson (watson) telling (making up) us the story of irene is very neat adaptation move to me #is it even adaptation lol. just a reference I guess #anyway #still i laughed at that line #and whats in the porntitle is “Making room for Daddy's hot bisexual with boyfriend problems.” #ridiculous #applies to them both #long post #longpost

[tittyinfinity]

I just remembered that up until 5th grade, all of the sports teams I was in weren't separated by gender. I played basketball and baseball with boys. And we did just fine.

It wasn't until 6th grade when they segregated it by gender. It didn't make sense to me. I was now in softball because of baseball, because "softball is for girls" and "baseball is for boys" (which confused me bc my dad was on an adult softball team).

Now, my brother's all-male team didn't win a single game. My all-girls team won every single one.

They presented the boys' team with this HUGE trophy, and if you wanted replicas of it, they were $30 each.

My team was presented with a very small trophy. Extras were $5.

That's when I decided gender-segregated sports were bullshit.

#my mom went off on my brother's coach for that #said that it wasn't fair that my brother's team got to celebrate more than us despite actually winning #(it was through the same sports program) #she said she wasn't gonna pay $30 for a trophy whenever he was a horrible coach #bc the boys he had when they were on my team with my coach did just fine #their coach was this horrible egotistical guy who would scream at tbem for not doing good enough #when he didnt even KNOW HOW TO PLAY and was just there bc his kid was praying #my coach was this cool ass dad that was very calm and gentle with us #the coach was like ''oh so you don't think your son deserves to celebrate?'' #my mom was like ''he should but he needs to learn that he can't be rewarded for losing while #my daughter is barely rewarded for winning and i don't want to teach him that gender inequality is okay'' #(my mom is cool af sometimes) #we both quit playing after that

[hiccbae]

Hiccup and Astrid from the ‘Dreamworks All-Star Kart Racing’ game.

#i DID pick these photos intentionally #you can already tell who’s winning… #and astrid is NOT happy #smug mf im going feral for him #driving with one hand too UGHH #LIKEEE #it’s literally straight out of a modern au if you ask me #cocky bf and competitive gf LETS GO #hiccstrid #httyd #dreamworks #hiccup haddock #astrid hofferson

[nyxshadowhawk]

I made this and I am very proud of it.

#viggo mortensen #the lord of the rings #lotr #lotr movies #the two towers #aragorn #lotr memes #did you know in that scene #who would win

[svturnvl]

he is babygirl to ME.........

#im groaning like a dying old man why do i gotta wife up the most difficult villains to draw #anyways . my delusions r winning #2023 #fanart #overwatch #ramattra #overwatch fanart #overwatch 2 #why did they give a robot an adams apple. who was responsible 4 that. ill kiss you right on your fucking mouth

[zutarawasrobbed]

No way…

Christine Boylan, The writer of the ✨Scarf Scene✨, is the new showrunner of NATLA.

#zutara #did we just win? #this can’t be real #but it is #she’s the one who was also liking Zutara posts on Twitter with Keely #it was intentional #Me realizing that being “delulu” is becoming less “delulu” #rip k@taang I guess #natla

[archiephd]

So long as the political and economic system remains intact, voter enfranchisement, though perhaps resisted by overt white supremacists, is still welcomed so long as nothing about the overall political arrangement fundamentally changes. The facade of political equality can occur under violent occupation, but liberation cannot be found in the occupier’s ballot box. In the context of settler colonialism voting is the “civic duty” of maintaining our own oppression. It is intrinsically bound to a strategy of extinguishing our cultural identities and autonomy.

[...]

Since we cannot expect those selected to rule in this system to make decisions that benefit our lands and peoples, we have to do it ourselves. Direct action, or the unmediated expression of individual or collective desire, has always been the most effective means by which we change the conditions of our communities. What do we get out of voting that we cannot directly provide for ourselves and our people? What ways can we organize and make decisions that are in harmony with our diverse lifeways? What ways can the immense amount of material resources and energy focused on persuading people to vote be redirected into services and support that we actually need? What ways can we direct our energy, individually and collectively, into efforts that have immediate impact in our lives and the lives of those around us? This is not only a moral but a practical position and so we embrace our contradictions. We’re not rallying for a perfect prescription for “decolonization” or a multitude of Indigenous Nationalisms, but for a great undoing of the settler colonial project that comprises the United States of America so that we may restore healthy and just relations with Mother Earth and all her beings. Our tendency is towards autonomous anti-colonial struggles that intervene and attack the critical infrastructure that the U.S. and its institutions rest on. Interestingly enough, these are the areas of our homelands under greatest threat by resource colonialism. This is where the system is most prone to rupture, it’s the fragility of colonial power. Our enemies are only as powerful as the infrastructure that sustains them. The brutal result of forced assimilation is that we know our enemies better than they know themselves. What strategies and actions can we devise to make it impossible for this system to govern on stolen land? We aren’t advocating for a state-based solution, redwashed European politic, or some other colonial fantasy of “utopia.” In our rejection of the abstraction of settler colonialism, we don’t aim to seize colonial state power but to abolish it. We seek nothing but total liberation.

Voting Is Not Harm Reduction - An Indigenous Perspective

#indigenous action #2024 elections #voting #on one hand i think if one opponent is a mask off fascist white people have an obligation to vote against them As The Least We Can Do #but if that's all we're doing? that and bullying other people who see a futility in participating in a colonial institution of 'democracy'? #sorry but um. shut the fuck up #if we spent half as much energy on direct action to support each other in ways that help people REGARDLESS of who wins what election #as we did on yelling at Other Leftists about voting i think we would get a hell of a lot more actual shit done #and sure as hell help more actual real life people who we claim to be helping by yelling at other people to vote #i'm talking to me here like #our current blue harm reduction candidate actively supporting a genocide should make you feel like maybe this shit doesn't fucking work #because it doesn't <3 #harm reduction as the least we can do needs to be a call to action via vote AND actual action or it's not a call to anything at all #the least we can do needs to be motivating AND convicting #it's the least we can do so fucking do it. it's the least we can do so if that's All you do sit the hell down or stand the fuck up #for people who the status quo serves it needs to be the ballot AND the bullet or our ballot means fuck all for real liberation

[mayasaura]

I think the best possible time travel fic would be to slingshot Harrow from the end of Harrow the Ninth back to the beginning of Gideon the Ninth. Highest hilarity potential, highest angst potential, highest pining potential

Things Harrow knows now that she didn't before:

Who Alecto was

The names of God and his lyctors

The secret of lyctorhood

That the lyctor trials are a death trap

Gideon could be easily persuaded to die for her

Gideon dying for her is the worst thing possible

She would do almost anything to prevent Gideon from dying

Gideon's sword is haunted by a very angry and oddly familiar-looking woman who bears a remarkable resemblance to Gideon

Things Harrow still doesn't know:

What Alecto is

Gideon's parentage

Jackshit about BOE

Mercy and Augustine are both traitors

Things Harrow knew then and still knows now:

Gideon—this Gideon here and now—hates her

She owes a debt of two hundred lives and a future to the Ninth

The survival of the Ninth depends on her becoming a lyctor

#like. what does she DO?? #Gideon isn't going to listen to her without some MAJOR legwork to win her trust #she doesn't even know how she did it last time and she can't afford to wait until canaan house to replicate the successful scenarios #should she even bring Gideon with her this time? #what are her alternatives? #let Gideon go to join the Cohort and die gloriously for the empire? #leave her here on the Ninth alone with Crux who wants her dead and has killed before? #should she even go herself? #stupid question she owes it to Pent and Quinn and the Sixth and everyone who risked their souls for her #most of all tho #I really really wanna make pre-canaan house Gideon have to deal with Harrow in her 'first flower of my House' 'saving the last dance' era #like. harrow basically got snatched by a pod-person who cares about strangers and looks at Gideon like a dream she expects to dissolve #gideon would lose her MIND #the locked tomb #gideon nav #harrow nonagesimus #harrowhark nonagesimus #gideon the ninth #harrow the ninth #htn spoilers #time travel #peggy sue fic #op

[nashvillethotchicken]

It's crazy how people talk about loumand like they hate each other and have never once looked at each other with anything resembling lust, like two nuns at a silent covent. Buddy louis has had bed death with his husband, and that husband wasn't armand lemme tell you that!

#like out of the 30 years loustat was canonically together in the show. #louis literally says they were only having sex for like 13 years at most!!! #from 1911 to when claudia kills charlie so about 1923 then that weird ass coercive sex from 1937 to 1940 when lestat gets murked #they was not fuckin fr! #meanwhile loumand fucked in front of daniel on two separate occasions. had a crazyinsane psychosexual rp for 7 episodes #and people say theyre experiencing bed death. who died? not blasia! #people just dont wanna see blasia winning over halfrica cus then theyd have to care about people of color fr #instead of projecting onto and woobyfying lestat #iwtv #interview with the vampire #louis de pointe du lac #amc iwtv #iwtv 2022 #armand iwtv #armand #ldpdl #lestat de lioncourt #loumand #i did the math and technically loustat had sex for around 15 years but i cant edit my other tag #i also forgot the bed death and affair in 1916-1917 so i was close but no cigar #all that to say loustat werent real fuckers. #and i love loustat. they just werent real fuckers

[snorpdawg]

Autistic Headcanons: Snorpington “Snorpy” Fizzlebean (Bugsnax, 2020)

“I apologize for dragging you into this mess again. I would take care of this issue myself if I weren’t so spindly and reclusive.”

#bugsnax #snorpy fizzlebean #bugsnax snorpy #autistic headcanon #autism headcanon #actually autistic #actuallyautistic #🛠️.gif #[DJ Khalid voice] another one… #I didn’t realize how many more pointers of evidence I had with Snorpy than I did with Triffany #who do you think is winning the autism-off. vote on your phones now!

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Obsessed with how pathetic you make Jim Guangyao look. The hat. I love it.

Don't let the smile and sweet words fool you, Jim Guangyao has lost everything in the divorce, and continues to lose.

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #jin guangyao #mdzs au #modern au #this takes place in the same universe as Alan Zhan btw #I have been waiting for the day I got to meet him....Jim Guangyao..... #I think he won at least one divorce. But also did so under suspicious conditions. #you can 'win' divorce is your ex is dead right? #I like to think he wasn't even in the will and all the money and property went to another relative. #Who did he divorce? That's up to reader interpretation #Jim Guangyao is the busy dad who's never around except on the very rare occasional holiday. He cannot relate to his children #Nobody has ever seen him without his hat. In highschool it was a trilby. He's got baseball cap on in this drawing (I tried). #for casual friday. #He would burn everything at the grill. Half-bad luck and half distracted by work calls #Jim has nothing and no one. Despite this he always seems to land another hot spouse within a few months. #(Its his dimples. They are mesmerizing. You will look at them and sign this will without second thought <3)

[thedemonscrawler]

as promised; lots of effort for an ultimately very silly comic

part 2 (maybe?)

#fnaf security breach #fnaf sun #fnaf daycare attendant #comic #idk man it'd been a bit since I'd really sunk my teeth into rendering #or did a comic in color #this is 100% on brand for me btw #98% of my BatIM comics are silly #future installments may or may not have the same level of rendering #we'll see! #but i absolutely wanna do future installments #Daycare Attendants vs a Bird #who will win #art

[bixels]

I feel like I've seen most of what interests me in FiMFiction for the time being, so I read through some good ol' reliable Stardew Valley fanfics last night, only to realize.

Haley x Female Farmer is basically Rarijack. Rarijack adjacent.

#personal #delete later #not art #unfortunate that i'm really not into the BIG popular ships in stardew #like. i downloaded talkohlooey's character sprites for my sdv because the men just look so much better #with talkohlooey sebastian actually looks like a cute guy i'd wanna date. default seb looks like a very very specific white boy. #like. the mod of an anime community discord server. #he looks like every white anime fan i knew in high school who very intentionally tried to look and dress more asian #so unfortunately i'm not really into any of the male bachelors. They are All White. #I went after Alex at first but he's a white bread jock. #So I'm really not interested in ships with Shane or Elliot or Sebastian which make up 2/3 of the romance fics #I do think Harvey is cute he has a lot of personality and he's a sweetheart #stardew expanded has victor AND olivia which is such a fucking win. Asians fuck yeah #I usually pursue Penny. Fluttershy vibes lmao #hopefully chocolatier has some dateable men who Aren't White. #Really can't recommend Talkohlooey's sprites more. Fantastic art style AND character design direction to boot. They made Emily Not #Terrifying Looking which is incredible. #still wish you could date the milfs though who said that #i said it. i'm fessing up. why did concernedape put all these women in unfulfilling marriages with mediocre/crappy men #what are you getting at.