#capsaicin being capsaicin

[desiredcaramellatte]

Have a short little one shot I wanted to write of reader challenging Capsaicin to a spicy chili eating competition because ig they had a death wish or something

I wanted to do some practice with oneshots and also write for Capsaicin so yeah, enjoy!

Hope I portrayed him correctly hhh I tried

Your mouth was on fire.

Okay, maybe not on fire, but certainly close.

Maybe it was a bad idea to challenge the cookie literally based on the hottest substance known to a chili-eating competition. Not to mention that fact that Capsaicin’s appetite was rarely ever rivaled- and boy could he scarf it down.

It started out as just a simple chili, nothing too spicy in it, but it had evolved as far as putting a bunch of hot peppers and paprika into the mixture. Capsaicin was perfectly fine with it, even quite happy.

“Come on, aren’t you gonna finish?”

You glanced over, seeing a smirk lacing the demon-like cookie’s features as he watched you. In front of him sat an already empty bowl. The two of you had literally just gotten this serving a minute ago.

You groaned, pushing your own serving away from you. You had only taken a bite of it and it had completely lit up your mouth- you had even chugged the glass of milk you had prepared in case things went this far.

“Aww, no? Guess this means I win.” Capsaicin determined with a look of pride, before reaching over and grabbing your bowl. He tossed the spoon aside, lifting it up into the air with his head tilted back and literally chugging the chili.

“Show off.” You grumbled in response, and Capsaicin laughed once he put the bowl back down.

“There’s a reason I’m known as the Spice Overlord, munchkin. Don’t forget it, either!”

#cookie run #cookie run x reader #cookie run kingdom x reader #cookie run kingdom #requests open #crk #crk x reader #capsaicin #capsaicin x reader #romantic #oneshot #reader is eating spicy chili #capsaicin being capsaicin #aka capsaicin having the highest spice tolerance known to cookie kind #its kinda scary how much spicy food he can handle #very short #Capsaicin using pet names #i can see him doing that a lot #hes just that guy #love him for it though

[5weekdays]

they gotta give me more enrichment at work look what i just doodled

^ joke that would have killed in 2011

🏳️‍⚧️ this post has come out as trans 🏳️‍⚧️

#i was so proud of walter’s typing quirk that i didn’t remember to make his last name six letter #this sucks. anyway #breaking bad #homestuck #EDIT: I MISSPELLED CAPSAICIN DON'T LOOK AT ME #SECOND EDIT: a transphobe reblogged this so i just want to reiterate that all my posts are transgender #so if you enjoy my posts thanks for being an ally 🫡

[sodafrog13]

*announcer voice* IN COMES MYSTERY SKULLS ANIMATED WITH THE STEEL CHAIR!!

missed these guys. take some doodles + a silly hlm au that i'm not gonna do anything with <3

#mystery skulls #mystery skulls animated #vivi yukino #lewis pepper #arthur kingsmen #lewvithur #just a tad lol #trashcan's art #for the record tho: in the hlm au mystery doesn't rlly exist. kind of #he is Some Manner Of Spirit that lives in vivi's kitsune mask which is a family heirloom #gives her inhuman strength when she wears it bc mystery's sworn to protect her and her family in any way he can #arthur doesn't have anything special going on but he Can and Will beat u to death with hammers. or wrenches. whatever he's got on hand rly #lewis's advantage is just being built like a fucking fridge LMAO #also he's a parrot :-) bc parrots can't sense capsaicin and can enjoy a spicy pepper (bc to them it's not spicy) so it seemed apt :V #also so i could mimic his little hair swooshes in the back #ik lewis's fav animal is alpacas but like. w/in a hlm context i felt alpaca mask wouldn't rlly work the way i'd like it to #that and it. looks a little dopey hfdhfd #don't expect a lot of MSA art fr me btw i'm just having a hyperfix resurgence and i don't think it'll last very long (relatively speaking)

[cluescorner]

I’ve slowly grown to realize that my one of my favorite relationship dynamics is: most competent person in the universe with identity-based struggles x absolute goofball who instinctively knows exactly who they are and loves them so, so much. 

#mafuemu #I started playing proseka for Mizuki and stayed for her + the mafuemu dynamic #jason x janet #it has been literally years since I watched the good place but I still remember crying over them and their love for each other #ayaitto #literally I don't like Ayato all that much but the idea of him and Itto being a couple is so good #IDK it reminds me of my relationship with Clover a bit #we both fit into these different roles at different times but it still fits imo #yasugap #aka the most underrated jojo ship #not because people don't ship it but because it's better than literally 1/2 of the most popular ships and that's a hill I'm willing to die o #prune x kouign x capsaicin #IDK what their ship name is #but they're a poly version of this #ayamiya #narumitsu #franmaya #asoryu #barok x albert #whatever their ship name is

[candythemew]

I LOVE him/them so much. I'm utterly OBSESSED with this design. Devsisters back at it again with the big guys. (Meme under the cut.)

#Capsaicin Cookie #Capsaicin Cookie run #CRK #Cookie run kingdom #Prune Juice cookie #Prune Juice cookie run #sketch #concept #gijinka #this new update looks so fun and im gonna go nuts on the lore i bet it. PARFADIA AND THE MALA TRIBE?!?! SIGN ME UP #memes and art?? yes #normalize being a silly billy

[lukochi]

I was just having some random thoughts and then suddenly came up with the question

#aaaaaa #just questioning #and being curious about it #ibispaintx #doodle #cookie run #cookie run kingdom #capsaicin cookie #hot wings #random thoughts

[beepborpdoodledorp]

my first piece of fanart for anything from the update and of fucking COURSE it’s just for the capsaicin/wildberry rarepair

#this fanbase is insane a new character will be revealed and within 10 minutes they're already being shipped w everyone #i love it here #crk #cookie run #cookie run kingdom #crk fanart #cookie run fanart #wildberry cookie #crk wildberry cookie #capsaicin cookie #crk capsaicin cookie #wildberry x capsaicin #yeah wildberry ABSOLUTELY has a type

[nychthemeron-rants]

Random Hawks Headcanons #8

Because Keigo has a bird mutation, he can not taste capsaicin. Meaning he can not feel the burn from hot peppers at all.

As such, one of his party tricks is going to places that have spice challenge type menu items, downing them without so much as blinking, and freaking everyone else out.

#despite not being affected by capsaicin he is WEAK to wasabi burn #same with vinegar burn #he can’t do hot sauce but only because of the vinegar content #mha #bnha #my hero academia #boku no hero academia #keigo takami #bnha hawks #hawks #takami keigo #mha hawks #random hawks headcanons

[quibbs126]

Oh yeah, this is another one I’m having trouble designing, specifically with the outfit. I like the top bit with the gem, but I have no clue what to do for everything below it

The boots are optional, they can go if need be

#I do admit I think her design looks too much like Stardust and not enough like Capsaicin #and I have another name/design idea that would probably fit them both better #but I’m attached to her being Red Nebula #anyways if this helps another thing about her is that she takes care of young Cookies #as in like a daycare teacher and/or babysitter #because she’s a nebula #but yeah can anyone give me ideas for her outfit? #cookie run #fankid #fanchild #my art #stardust cookie #capsaicin cookie #wip #questions #help

[thendlessvoid]

Young Capsaicin in his room, talking to himself - "i dont know why mister California even likes me... i just make him worry for no reason... im just a fire thorn in his side

Meanwhile in the kitchen, California Reaper is making the best, most tasty, love-filled snack Capsaicin is about to have

#capsaicin cookie #scovillia headmaster #cookie run #back when cap was younger he was nowhere near being half of the fire boi he is currently #poor baby was a mess of emotions

[robocatfan]

‘Been thinking about Kouing Amman and Madeleine.. and while i personally don’t see them as being siblings/ related, i get why some people do

HOWEVER

Do i think he would not like her as a sibling or completely disapprove of her wanting to hang out with the other TCC champions?

NOPE

Like, yes, his ego is so high that he would fight a child just because they insulted him and he constantly tries to get as much attention as he possibly can, but it’s pretty apparent that he loves his family very much and he does care about others besides himself.

Sure he could be an annoying sibling for Kouing to have, but he would never be condescending towards her.

Now as for the other champions, that applies to them as well. He wouldn’t personally know them like Kouing does/ they don’t have beliefs and values like the ones the Creme Knights do, but he already has much experience interacting with cookies like that. Just because they are different doesn’t mean he would have a bad opinion on them or dislike them at all.

Sure, he would disapprove of some things (like how Prune is kind of a con artist, ) but he would trust a fellow paladin to keep their personal values while still supporting their companions

(Although of course if he had been present in the competition he would have told her to quick their butts first )

#cookie run #cookie run kingdom #cr kingdom #madeleine cookie #kouign amann cookie #prune juice cookie #capsaicin cookie #ma stuff #listen im just tired of ma boy being represented as someone who would hate cookies like that #he would disapprove of certain things #but not outright hate them

[sammywolfgirl]

You know the capsaicin turning into a dragon thing is definitely gonna start out dramatic, I mean it has to if he got angry enough he’s gone beyond spice overload you know?

But also it can be so comedic because the other two are just like “hey our boyfriend is a dragon and he isn’t sure how to turn back”

Listen I’ll take what levity I can get

#it me #as soon as he’s calmed down from being angry he’s gonna be so fucking confused #giant dragon who acts more like a puppy sort of energy #capsaicin cookie #cookie run au #cookie run #cookie run kingdom #kouign amann cookie #prune juice cookie

[blimbo-buddy]

Holy shit wait, tripe is good for cats and hominy is digestible for them. MENUDO SERVED BY KITTYPTS

#blimbo rambles #wc #blimbo's twolegplace culture #yes that's being tagged because it fits #might have to change the actual broth if it's something that cats can't eat #because it's a chili base and that can irritate their stomachs due to the capsaicin #and also chili peppers have a specific thing in them that's poisonous to cats

[sorathecookie]

another comic i made

Source: Psych

#capsaicin cookie #prune juice cookie #i now headcanon them as having a shawn-gus type friendship XD #with capsaicin being shawn and prune juice being gus XD

[lukochi]

Cheer for scovillia head master🔥

Idea:

#aaaaaa #my createtion #ibispaintx #doodle #cookie run #cookie run kingdom #scovillia headmaster #capsaicin cookie #scovillia #summer soda rock festa #they can’t come but that won’t stop them from being supportive #nah I'm not going to try to draw the tv

[bangcakes]

LMAO????????????

#PLS. I WAS WONDERING. #THE BLOOD SAGA CONTINUES #sungjin #day6 #well not blood #but like. him being rough with himself. god its so funny #im about to list all the horrific things hold on #1. when he said that he just keeps eating n shitting n eating again in a continuous loop until he gets so drained he has to nap #2. when wp revealed that he went into the washroom n saw sj got a nosebleed from washing his face too hard #3. when he poured capsaicin straight into his mouth n ended up bleeding #4. when he said that whenever he brushes his teeth that his elbow hits the wall so hard every time #oh my god #fave