#cosmonaut variety hour

[roboticoperatingbud]

this shit was peak

#super mario bros movie #the 1993 one #cosmonaut variety hour

[spiltcandycoatedpunkblood]

watched Marcus from the Cosmonaut Variety Hour youtube channel watch Hocus Pocus and thirst for Sarah Jessica Parker's witch and all i could think about is that if you filmed me watching The Adventures of Tintin horniness would literally be one of my main emotions like literally every single minute Sakharine is on screen i would be reacting like that man

#LMAOOOOO YEAH #cosmonaut variety hour #the adventures of tintin #me seeing there just being the most obvious fucking simp like brooooo meeeeee #i act the gayest when dealing with sakharine i cannot stop being obsessed with that bastard man #hocus pocus #favourite films #sakharine #ivan ivanovitch sakharine #fictional crushes

[makiruz]

Cosmonaut says Andor is the first time he's hated the Empire?

What the fuck is wrong with everyone? The Empire has committed multiple genocides in Star Wars canon, we've seen them massacre and enslave people for decades, but it's only when you see them running a prison that you hate them? Torture is an incredible common in Star Wars

There is literally nothing in Andor we haven't seen in other Star Wars things.

Is it the tone? Cosmonaut mentions they've seen goofy and ineffective before; is it that gringxs didn't take them seriously before because Stormtroopers are incompetent?

#Star Wars #Cosmonaut Variety Hour #rants #Andor

[ciderrain]

so I started listening to Cosmonaut Tabletop...

they are all my blorbos now. 

#cosmonaut tabletop #star wars edge of the empire #cosmonaut variety hour #edge of the empire #zal #von ryder #artie #r4d6 #k-1d #haze #sorry droids are hard to draw lmao #my art #ciderrain

[ultimate-miles]

The Highs and Lows of Spider-Man 2 (PS5)

Yeah, this was kind've what I was afraid of with this game (esp regarding Miles). Spider-Man 3 all over again in terms of quantity over quality.

#ultimate miles #media: videos #series: marvel's spider man #marvel's spider man 2 #cosmonaut variety hour #miles morales #Youtube

[stealingpotatoes]

you say C-3PO is technically Luke and Leia's brother?

well i mean i depends on how one counts making a robot in a family structure. bc not everything u make is ur kid (even if i personally call half my discord bots my kids LOL). personally i think your relation to a robot is whatever you make it, so you're only your robot's dad if you act like one and anakin just acted like threepio was a lil annoying guy not his kid <3

that being said he didn't cut off threepio's hand or torture him so ya know. maybe he was MORE fatherly to threepio than the twins...

#did u also watch cosmonaut variety hour's c3po video loll #anyway overall its funny and technically true but also not true #thanks for the ask! #ok maybe not half my discord bots its pretty much just Duki (dh server bot) and Jellybean (very stupid siri-like bot who i love so much) #(even if she barely can follow conversations)

[lostlegendaerie]

I don't care how good infinity war/endgame are, I'm never watching them bc gamora didn't get to beat thanos to death with a dented baseball bat so what's the point

#tw: marvel cinematic universe #just watched the cosmonaut variety hour ranking and sure I'll go watch Logan but INFINITY WAR??? #miss me with that shit #never again will I intentially consume media that absolves shitty dads for their abuse

[retrokid616]

#x-menRPG

also more matt mercer please

#matt mercer #The cosmonaut variety hour #video essay #x-men rpg #wolverine #nah but really matt a cyclops or corsair plese #gaming #what if games #marvel #marvel comics #x-men #Youtube

[golbiey]

oc drawings from the recent times

#my ocs #honestly struggling to feel motivated at all lately #but i do love my ocs #also thanks to cosmonaut variety hour for the michael keaton batman screenshots

[ciderrain]

nothing makes me feel alive like you can...no, nothing makes me feel alive...

- “Dancing Plague of 1518″ ~ molly ofgeography

back again with these two, esp. new and improved dakken :)

#cosmonaut tabletop #star wars edge of the empire #chandra #dakken #cosmonaut variety hour #ciderrain #my art #molly ofgeography

[nightcrawlerzincorporated]

I cannot get a good screenshot but I need Mac to wear the “I ❤️ Dads”/“DILF Hunter” hat

#iasip #it’s always sunny in philadelphia #mac mcdonald #ronald mac mcdonald #I’m sorry for the bad screens he holds it in frame such a short amount of time fnfjdjd #hat is from the YouTube channel cosmonaut variety hour btw #specifically the twilight breaking dawn video #⭐️

[spiltcandycoatedpunkblood]

watching cosmonaut variety hour when they watch street fighter and tintin can confirm this is how it works

#SKJDFHSKDJFH #in tintin's case...Y E S #the cosmonaut variety hour #street fighter #tintin #favourite characters #the adventures of tintin

[sahrabarik]

BRO WHY DOES HE STAND LIKE THIS

also everyone should see what this post looked like when i linked the wrong photo

#DILF CLARK STANCE OF FUCKING #do any of u watch cosmonaut variety hour #and specifically his review of the aquaman movie #this is the exact same stance that jason momoa takes #and he was liek 'this is the stance of a man that fucks #AND LIKE LIETERALLY FOR WHAT #text

[drakvuf]

#garth marenghi's darkplace #darkplace #the cosmonaut variety hour #Youtube

[munch-mumbles]

YT CHANNEL I LOVE UPLOADED AN HOUR LONG VID YAAAAAAAAAAAAYAYYAYAYAYYYYAYYY

#for the record its cosmonaut variety hour you guys should watch him

[genericpuff]

i need y'all to know that i spent something like 2-3 hours dumping out my thoughts about the newest episode and the state of S3's storytelling as a whole and i just. i can't bring myself to finish writing it out or posting it because it's just such a clusterfuck, it's giving me a huge headache and i have no clue where to start with it so trying to express my thoughts on it feels like some sisyphean nightmare

so just have the cosmonaut variety hour "killing padme" meme instead because that's basically the entirety of LO's S3 plotline but like, somehow even fucking worse

#lo critical #anti lore olympus #lore olympus critical #if rachel wanted me to get off her back about her bad writing then she succeeded because i'm just completely at a loss for words here