#damn bitch you live like this???

[heartsburst]

me every time i kind of forget and leave something to the last minute: what if i gave up. what then.

#frankie yells #like. i don't forget but i don't idk internalize? that the deadline is fast approaching? #im just like yeah i've got time i'll get around to it! and then i start 1 day before the deadline #and i don't have energy to finish it in one sitting and i don't have the focus to finish it in one day #so then i have this harried rush to finish it the day of. like. #damn bitch you live like this??? #like oh wow your time management is terrible actually?? and that makes you feel bad about yourself??? #it almost like??? you have untreated diagnosed adhd???? #crazyyyy who would have thought it would negatively impact you in like all aspects of your life #not your mother obviously hahahahahaha #idk it's just like i can't not leave things until the last minute and i am fucking myself over constantly and chronically behind on work #what if i gave up??? 🤨🧐 #what then????? #like dawg idk if i have another 2 weeks of school in me :(( and club obligations on top of that... #i just want to party w/ my friends before i move away for a year and figure out wtf im doing 😭 i don't wanna have stuff to doooo ughhhh

[savage-rhi]

I apologize to my friend in advance. They will be coming home to this after I discovered they have a mother fucking jacuzzi tub in their new home

#DAMN BITCH YOU LIVE LIKE THIS??? #getting bougie up in here! #i love them very much #im so glad they got the fuck out of the rent rat race #and found something affordable housing wise #cause man i dont think I'll find anything until im 50 at this rate

[dramatic-dolphin]

i'll be honest the "man vs bear" thing is so fucking funny like the only way you've never ran into a man in a forest is if you've never been in a forest. when i'm in a forest and i run into a man (happened so far every time i've been hiking in a forest) what happens is i say "good morning" and he says "good morning" and then we continue on our way. on the other hand if i ran into a bear in the forest i would shit myself.

#i mean one time i did get called a köcsög by a man in the woods and i assume the bear would not do that #but that's fine i've been called worse things by strangers in populated areeas so i'll live #man vs bear #sorry this debate is so idiotic it's killing me. damn bitch you live like this (paranoid as hell)

[flatstarcarcosa]

had an idea for something and decided to get up and try pounding it out to see what happens since i’m having trouble sleeping anyway and i can’t remember if i was underweight or overweight* when eddie and i met so i’m going w under bc i decided i like the concept of weight gain as a signifier of health better rn.

#txt.txt #reesebane #*using the terms bc it's relevant to my living situation in this setting IE homeless living out of my car and #w undiagnosed digestive issues. i like the idea all of it combined meant i reached a point of just losing weight #and more importantly muscle and mass. starving all the time even once i started getting more stable bc the fucking #digestive issues went on so long my body just stopped absorbing anything it needed #<- that one actually happened for a bit IRL one of my first blood work ups down here was basically like #damn bitch you live like this???

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

#get more bald #poll #mobile game ads #damn bitch you live like this

[popsicle-stick]

“Why, this beats even shorthand! May I hear it say something?”

a commission of jack and mina from the scene where he's showing her the phonograph!

#dracula daily #dracula #mina harker #jack seward #mina murray #she's so excited about the technology and he's so excited to show her...........i love this scene so much #mina coming back to jack's place and seeing the disorganisation and is like damn bitch you live like this? #those plants haven't seen water for a while LMAO #i just realised i was gonna have him holding his glasses in his left hand & forgot.....F #dracula spoilers #dracula daily spoilers #lottieart

[terristre]

#twst #i love him. damn bitch you live like this #sillies tag

[bixels]

Why the hell, shit, you damned bastard son of a bitch

#personal #delete later #before you ask “why're you posting on reddit bix of course you're gonna get comments like this” #it's cuz it's really low stakes and easy to just throw your art on subs for visibility #and i legitimately love getting batshit insane comments like this because they always read like a copypasta #this isn't hatemail to me this is a reason to live laugh love #like we ALL know independent_lime4943 is misogynistic and racist we don't need to discuss it we can just laugh at him #thank you independent_lime4943 your comments were immediately deleted by moderators but i was lucky enough to #catch them as an email notification. damned bastard son of a bitch

[almondrootwc]

my friend had a stupid idea that i brought to life

#tf2 #tf2 spy #tf2 fanart #tf2 meme #team fortress 2 #team fortress 2 fanart #tf2 sniper #damn bitch you live like this #shitpost #art #digital art #ibispaintx #jarate #sniper tf2 #spy tf2 #my art

[frokoyami]

pages 37-38 LEAKED

#this shit actually happens in the comic #best 7 dollars i ever spednt #sanya pafl #yura beletsky #pafl #parties are for losers #execution comic #pafl comic leaks #damn bitch you live like this

[jennicatzies]

Hello again tumblr . Drops more Dead Plate notes app doodles

I've successfully gaslit myself into thinking Vince's casual wear sprite had a turtleneck for like 2 days straight. Turns out I was wrong but here we are

The last 4 drawings are inside jokes

#jennicatzies art-chive #dead plate #dead plate game #dead plate fanart #dead plate rody #rody lamoree #dead plate vincent #vincent charbonneau #vincerody #fucking uh whatever their ship title is #I still think rodent is funny #not pictured: a drawing of them making out above the “ damn bitch you live like this? ” doodle #/hj #sorry guys brainrotting

[pink-key]

#my work #funny #art #creepypasta #facebook memes #meme art #damn bitch you live like this #dank memes #ask creepypasta #creepypasta fanart #creepypasta art #ask ticci toby #creepypasta ticci toby #ticci tobi #ticci toby #mh tim wright #creepypasta tim #tim masky #tim #masky creepypasta #masky marble hornets #marble hornets #marble hornets fanart #fanart #crp #toby rogers

[mintsuwu]

I keep putting too much effort into shitpost art but I honestly have no regrets-

Alternate and possibly more accurate version under the cut /hj

#fanart #meme #damn bitch you live like this? #redraw #poppy playtime #poppy playtime chapter 3 #smiling critters #the smiling critters #bubba bubbaphant #craftycorn #interior desig isnt my thing #but the details were fun to make ngl xD #i just got a lil lazy hehe #literally i had to ask my mom “yo is this messy enough to you?”

[haystarlight]

#I haven't seen anyone else do this but someone had to #fiona and cake #fionna and cake #fionna the human #fionna campbell #adventure time fionna #adventure time #damn bitch you live like this

[space--daemon]

fifth-absorbs-the-ninth!au from abigail's perspective as she slowly realises that a) the ninth is being run by half a dozen pensioners and a traumatised preteen; b) the only other preteen on the planet is apparently both their indentured servant (bad) and the first preteen's emotional support chew toy (bad??); c) the cavalier primary is a great poet and a terrible cavalier (sidenote: abigail would fucking LOVE ortus did you sEE her husband??!?!); d) this place is haunted as FUCK including by a vengeful milf; and e) these children need a parent ASAP

cut to abi and magnus trying to surreptitiously adopt the two most feral children they've ever seen without spooking them and also ortus

#abigail: damn bitch you live like this #(to magnus): we have three children now and yes one of them is a grown man in his twenties #abigail comes back to the fifth like: *cocks gun* pluto's haunted #jeanne + isaac are like 8ish and abigail takes them with her on a visit to the 9th bc she thinks harrow + gideon would like company #both of them immediately: what the FUCK is that #HARROW HAS NEVER MET ANYONE YOUNGER THAN HER #that would FUCK YOU UP #abigail pent #magnus quinn #harrowhark nonagesimus #gideon nav #ortus nigenad #awake remembrance of these valiant dead #tlt fanfic #the locked tomb #tlt #gideon the ninth #harrow the ninth #gtn #commander wake #tlt au #griddlehark #fifth absorbs the ninth!au

[clouvu]

Offering yet another arledrone doodle to you all in these trying times

#genshin impact #sandrone #arlecchino #arledrone #I said this on twitter too but I imagine sandrone to be a very high maintenance person appearance-wise #not only for herself but also extends to arlecchino as well #Which basically means that sandy will be fussing over arle for the most minor things that people wouldnt even notice #like a stray hair out of place; a part of clothing that had wrinkled the wrong way or even arle's brooch curved a bit too much to the left #If sandy does not fix it she CAN and WILL die #we dont talk about her work station though <3 #it definitely gives off that “damn bitch you live like this???” energy