this April Fools has not been kind to me. also cinematic parallels to me i've connected the dots....
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This is what Christians think gay marriage is
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ArT iS iMpOrTaNt
don't cry craft
@danielhowell + @amazingphil + dost thou wish to live deliciously ft. slime
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cute first date ideas! 😍
make slime together 🎨
visit a cottage 🌹
make a bonfire 😊
play piano for him 🎶
invite a third 😳
summon him
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ş̴̡̧̙̲̞͍͖̜̲̻̜̫͕̏̎͜u̴̟̣̜̍́m̴̲͕̝͚͎̪̫͇̥͉̩̦̰̞͂͌͆̅̎̇̕m̷̄̍̒̉͋̄̀͐̔͋̿͆̕͜͝ó̴̧̨̧̙̟͎̙̯̼̯̱̖͙͂̃̍̓̆̇̀̂͗́̈́͐̓n̴̛͎̄̋́̒̑́̏̿ͅ ̸̥͖̰̠̺̤͑͛̂̈́̀̑̈́͛͛̏͝ḩ̵̡̡͙̗̰̭͙̫̣̤̬̉̿̐͆̉̈̓̎̌̊͗̍̈́͆̚͝ͅî̷̫̫̱̤͖̺̗̝̮̈́̄̎̔̍́̃͂͝͝m̶̹̼̮̦͍̩̈́͂͋̓͒̑̓́͒̈͒̚͝ͅ ̵̨͍̰̩͓̪̞̫̉̿̽
ṣ̸̡̘̜̬̩͎̳̭̳̙͔̤͍̳̼̜͚͕͎͕͕̓̐̆̍̓͒̇̈́̽̋̾͒̈́̓̐̀̒̈̏̏̎̏̐͐̿͘͝͝u̵̢̧̡̨̨̩̰̼̞̜̣̼͚̫̝̗̖̺͇̭̦̦̭͈͎͚̻̮̦̤̖̦̝͐̀̎̀̆̊͌͂̿̔͛͒̿̿̇͊̐͆̈́̾̇̈̓͐̐͋̋̕̕͜ͅm̶̡̨̡̛̛̛̯̳͈̲̻̗͍͈̦̲̬̼̪̹͍̱̗̈́͂̓̌̍́͒̈́͂̈́͐̋̀̀̾͋̾̽̊̄̑̋̂͋̚̚͝m̴̡̧̢͓̥̜̻̠͎̣̪͎͓̟̫̪̱̜̭̯̥͐͒̍̍́͆͋̌̎̈́̉̓̈́̿̚̕̕͜͝͝͝o̷̞͕̿̋́̅̍́͌̉̓̉͋̄̔͊̀̈̈́͌̈́͒͊͠n̷̛̛͇͑̄̍̔͊̀̄͋́͆̃̒̒͐̓̈́̈̌̋̀͋͆̀́̾̚̕̚͝͝͠ ̵̧̧̨̝͇̜̖̠̞̙̺̫̲͖̩͉͖̞͈̟͙̱̮͎̖͉͉̈̆̽͂͛̽̓̐̅̓̈́̔̃̇͆̊̏̂͋̏̔̀̄͘͠͝͝͠͠ḩ̵̢͙͎̟̰̣̥̥͓̙̹͇̘̣͔̼̥͓̟̝̰̩͙̝̮̩͉̫̟̟͆͜͜ͅî̵̛̳̒̄̏͌̄̑̅̏́̓̂͂̓́̕͝͠m̴͎͈̪͖̈́̓͐̇̿̾́̐̓̉̇͊͆͆̒̂̇̒̓̉̑͂̑͛̚͘͝͠ ̷̨̧͇̤̖̲̥̺͓̫̫̫̯̹̘̹̟̪̃͋̌̆̾̎̂́̅́͗̚͜͜͝͝͝ͅ
s̶̢̡̨̨̢̨͈͇̹̱̭̰̥͚͕̻͚͎̦̰̺̘̭̪̝̖̳̦̭̥̬̝͚̠͍̟͚̹̙̄̄͛̈́͆̿̋̄͝ͅͅū̵̳̦͋̿̈́́̕͠m̴̡̨̨̖̣͓̙̮̝͔̭̜̒̈̇̌͒͛̔̌͋̉͊̑̓̂̓̓̌̋̐̐̍̆̓̽͘͘̚͝͝͝͝m̵̧̗̹̹̟̣̹̣͙̟̬̱̦͔̭̐̌̆̅́͆̀̈͋̈́̂̆̌̿̽̊̍̑̑̃͒͊̈́͝͝ǫ̴̢̢̨̡̛̘̠̭̱͙̬͖͔͍̗̗̮͇͇͉̗̻́͋̔̊̑̑͌͑̀̿̈́̆̓̇͐̆̋̈́̀̓͊̉̋̓̓̚͝͠͝n̸̢̡̡̨̛̛̞͙̪̻̠̻̤̝̺̹̼̤̟͇̤̙̰̥̼̺͓̯̱̪̙̳̬̼̰̘͔̓̌̅͐̑̇͑̌̔̀͗̋́̽̂̍͛͛̽̋͒̈̽͋͆͂̑͑̌͒̋͊͂͑͆̓̈́͌̌̚̕̕̚̚͝͠͠ͅͅ ̴̨̛̹̯̣̖̼̟̥̗̳̠̠̺̟͚̔͂̇̒̾̿͋͋̋̊̏̒͐̌͆͛̑̐̾͌́͂̋̈́͝͝ͅḧ̴̢̝̞̘͈̼͔̯͎̬̭̞̯́͐͛͛̆͛͌̄͛͒̀̆͑͆̾̿̆̏̍̒́̄̉̂̕̚͝ͅȉ̵͋͌̊̀̊̄̈́͝��̝̖̓͐̌̂̑̈̔͋̇̔̊́̂̔̆̎͆̈́̾̈́̊́͋̈́̓̾͋̓̂͗̚̕͠m̷̢̨̛̛̛̛̛̛͇̬̪̲̗̖̫̰̪͕͓͍̩̫͉̟̞̏̇̑̐͂̄̅͊̀́̃̒͑̈̽̐̆̃͋͒͒̈́̿̈́̆̐͋̀͆̊͋̾̍̉͘͘ͅ ̸͎͕͎̩͉̦̣̘̬͚͙̰͇͈͒̌͆̍̌̿̋͠
Ḩ̶̧̡̧̧̛̱̪̙̫͔̗̫̠̠̜̙̹̩̎̒̉͂͗̀͒̔̉̂̒̐̈́͛̄̉̌͐̾̂̀͘͘͠E̵̛͍̺͚̼̱̓͂̀̈́̀̈́̌̽̃̇̏͂͌̅̂̋͊̕̕͜ ̴̢̮̘̘͚̜̫̳̙͇̲̦̟̪̤̱͙̲̮̜́͐͊̓̃̀͊̏̊̽̓͝I̵̡͙̙͙̫̻̥͚̣̖͎̻͇͍̩̯̗͉̹̫̠̬͓̥͈̟̫͍͍͉͍̐͆̓̒͆̒̌́͆̐͆̾̒̄̓͗̑̿̒͋̒̚͜͜ͅͅS̵̡̨̡̡̝̥͍̜͙̰̤̙̼̝̱̖͓͉̘̼̲͙̲̙͉̜͔͓̠̱͈̟̥̘̣̐͌̈́̍̀́͗̍͑̊́̈́͊̊̍͒̌̇̽̓̿̈̇̾͋͋̇̂͘͜ ̵̯̦̼̼̻̗̽̌̃͗̋̐̋͋̑̊̇̇͑̈̉̐̈́̔̓͒̉̉͗͌̃̾͋̊͊̋ͅŔ̸̻͉̣̭͙̖͔͖̗͖̦̲͍̔̊̒̓̔̈́̀̇͑͑̍̅̓̅͒̂̐͒͑͂̍͗̆̈͛̈́͘̕̚͘̕Į̴̡̨̛͍̤͎̘̰̞̼̣̺͎̬̯̝̣̻̟͔̫̫͙̳͚̔̎̈͗̒̈́̄́̅̉̈́̂́́̾̎̉̄͆̉̑͒̇̈̇̅̌͒̿̌̔́̒̂͌̅̄̌͒̕͜͝͝͝͝͝ͅS̸̡̛̤͍͍͉̰̦̞̮̫̾̿͊̍͒̐̀̃̂̃̈̾̎̍͋̈́̆̓̚͝Ē̸̡̡̡̢̢̡̢͚̗͚̦̜̹̱̠̺̲̭͖͕͎̪͇̟̣̹̲̜͈͙̤̺̫͇̝͇̮͕̝̠̰̩̤͎̼̆̄́͆̒̓̐̅͌̂̓̎͆͗̏̈́͋̀͆̂͛͊͌̓̈̈̽̂̑̇̆̋̀̌̇̽̎̕̚͘͜͜͜͠͝͝͠N̷̡̛̘̞̰̪̘̥̦̰̤̅̀̓̔͋̃̆̔̅̈́̃̈͒̉͊̃̑̂̇̽̈́̓͊̅̉̄͋̆͘͘̚͝͠͝ͅ
D̶̢̛̳̭͇͉̹̻̳̦̖̮̳̳̭̮̯͚̻̜͖̯̳̹̘̲̓͊̈́̒͋̑̌́̔͒͛́̿̋̏̐͌̾̍̆́͆̌̀̒̊̈̒́͆́́͊̂̏̄͌̑̔̐̾͘̕̕͘͜͜ͅƠ̷̡̢̝̺̟̗̞͍̖̇̀͐͒͐͛̅͛̏̋̐̿̓̈͌͗̾̾̄̏̒͋̕͘͜͝͠͠Ņ̶̨̧̟̘͙̝̼̖͔̱̠͇̰͔̣͈̹͕̩̩̺̻̱̜̩͖̮̯̤̃̐̋̎̽̂̀̉̂͐̿̔̓̎̕͜'̴̘̱̩̣͎̪͚̏͑͑̓̂̓̐͐͌̈͘͝T̸̡̛̠͔͍͙̘̹͉͔̮̬̯̤͙̥͕͖̉̋̀̊̈̇̿̆̐̔̓͛́̂̈̋̐͆̈́͑̂͂̈͗̕̕͜͠͝͠͝͝ͅ ̴̧̡̡̡̛͖̻͕̞̻͇̥͕͚̥̮̪̜̝͈̰̙͙͕̩̯̬̫̲̗̣̗͕̻̟̦̫̭͍͎̙͓̜̝͌͑̃̇́͛̈́̍͌̎̊͛̓̏̎̏͐͒̐̉͋̓̐͐̀̈́̃͘̚̚͜͜ͅÇ̶̨̥̜̰̤̫̪̘̰̖̫̻̬̣̭͚̫̩̹̞͕̮̞̞͙͂̇̋̉͂̿̀̓̚͜͠ͅŖ̵̢̢̨̢̢̛̞̖̺̤̘̹̣̥̖̝͇̻̠̙̥̜̹̠͎̻͖͉̻̺͎͙̲͕̜̮͔̜̻̠̮͔̺̥̜̈́̉͂̆̓̍̎͐͒͗̿̒͊̈́̑́̆͑͛̇̾̓̆̉́̊̀͜͝͝͝Y̴̧̨̛̛̝̠̰̱̖̯̱̞̗̠͕̹͎̊͋͌̈́͂̀̆̍̔͂́̈̊̈́̍̒̊̾̈́͌̇̐̃̍̾̈̐͌͊̆̏̀̽̕̚͘̚͝
̶̧̨̧̢̧̡̛̛̛̝͇̝̙̼͈̩̬͕͓͙̯̥̳̲̩͕̟̥̱̳̙̼̤̹̘̺̰̣̪̮̩̞̭͔̓̾̈́́̄̌́͌̄̓͋́͆̈́̈́͂̾̎̌̍͛̾̀̓̇̓͊̚̚͜͜͜͠͠͝ͅC̴̡̧̢̨̢̨͓̖̖͍͇̖̼͎͇̥̼͚͎̼̻̮̭͖͈̭͖̲̣͈̣͒̇̆̓̒̊̀͆̀̽̔̆̄̊͒̈́͗̔̈́͌͑͆̌̽̾̃̆͋́͘̕͠͝͝͠͝͝͠ͅR̷̢̨̨̢̖̥̫͈͖͇̠̝͎̲͙͉̝̻̺̓͒̽̎̈́́͂͐̓̈́́͂͗̐͗̊̂̈́̊͒̃̂̆̃͗͐̆̀̈́̒͊̋̕͘̕͠͠͝Ą̴͓͇̞͔̙͇̗̬̠̲͍̫̟̝̍͑̎́͑̈́̃̉͘͘͜͝ͅF̸̨̨̧̛̛̛̝͎͍̺͍̞̯̼̭̯͖̗̪̙̳̲̼͙͈̼̙̞͕̼̳͕̲̈́̈̆̒̎̌̈́̇̀̈́̆͒̄̎͛̐̎͊̐̎̈̑̄̃̀͒͑͂̚̚̚͜͝͠Ţ̵̛̛̹̺͚̠͍̗͓͈̹̝̝̙̥̫͔̖̭͚͇̺̺̼̙͈̫͚̟̩͉̹̺̺͐͌͑̽̒́̓̋̽̾̾̍̇̐͒̂͐͆̏͋̾́͛̎́̽̃̂̓͌̓̍̚̕̕̚͠͝͝͠͝͝ͅ!̷̢̧̛̞͖͇̖͑̏̀̌͑̆͊̎̔̋̏̑̔͂̂̀̀̾̅̿̈́́͛̓̓̌̈́͗̍̓̋͗̚̕̚̚͠͝͠ ̶̨̧̨̡̧̩͕͕̬̺̰̰̩͓̫̰͕̰͎̳̦̜̘̭̬̰̤̩̘̺͇̰͖͓͖̭̺̹̳̘͇͖̥͇̭̠̰͍̖̰̅̈̈̔̋͗̂̅̒̇͊̓̍͐̄̑͑͋̿͆͂̎̐͑̈́͌́̅̄̋͒̂̕͘̕̚͠͝͝
̶̧̨̧̢̧̡̛̛̛̝͇̝̙̼͈̩̬͕͓͙̯̥̳̲̩͕̟̥̱̳̙̼̤̹̘̺̰̣̪̮̩̞̭͔̓̾̈́́̄̌́͌̄̓͋́͆̈́̈́͂̾̎̌̍͛̾̀̓̇̓͊̚̚͜͜͜͠͠͝ͅC̴̡̧̢̨̢̨͓̖̖͍͇̖̼͎͇̥̼͚͎̼̻̮̭͖͈̭͖̲̣͈̣͒̇̆̓̒̊̀͆̀̽̔̆̄̊͒̈́͗̔̈́͌͑͆̌̽̾̃̆͋́͘̕͠͝͝͠͝͝͠ͅR̷̢̨̨̢̖̥̫͈͖͇̠̝͎̲͙͉̝̻̺̓͒̽̎̈́́͂͐̓̈́́͂͗̐͗̊̂̈́̊͒̃̂̆̃͗͐̆̀̈́̒͊̋̕͘̕͠͠͝Ą̴͓͇̞͔̙͇̗̬̠̲͍̫̟̝̍͑̎́͑̈́̃̉͘͘͜͝ͅF̸̨̨̧̛̛̛̝͎͍̺͍̞̯̼̭̯͖̗̪̙̳̲̼͙͈̼̙̞͕̼̳͕̲̈́̈̆̒̎̌̈́̇̀̈́̆͒̄̎͛̐̎͊̐̎̈̑̄̃̀͒͑͂̚̚̚͜͝͠Ţ̵̛̛̹̺͚̠͍̗͓͈̹̝̝̙̥̫͔̖̭͚͇̺̺̼̙͈̫͚̟̩͉̹̺̺͐͌͑̽̒́̓̋̽̾̾̍̇̐͒̂͐͆̏͋̾́͛̎́̽̃̂̓͌̓̍̚̕̕̚͠͝͝͠͝͝ͅ!̷̢̧̛̞͖͇̖͑̏̀̌͑̆͊̎̔̋̏̑̔͂̂̀̀̾̅̿̈́́͛̓̓̌̈́͗̍̓̋͗̚̕̚̚͠͝͠ ̶̨̧̨̩͕͕̬̺̰̰̩͓̫̰͕̰͎̳̦̜̘̭̬̰̤̩̘̺͇̰͖͓͖̭̺̹̳̘͇͖̅̈̈̔̋͗̂̅̒̇͊̓̍͐̄̑͑͋̿͆͂̎̐͑̈́͌́̅̄̋͒̂̕͘̕̚͠͝͝
̶̧̨̧̢̧̡̛̛̛̝͇̝̙̼͈̩̬͕͓͙̯̥̳̲̩͕̟̥̱̳̙̼̤̹̘̺̰̣̪̮̩̞̭͔̓̾̈́́̄̌́͌̄̓͋́͆̈́̈́͂̾̎̌̍͛̾̀̓̇̓͊̚̚͜͜͜͠͠͝ͅC̴̡̧̢̨̢̨͓̖̖͍͇̖̼͎͇̥̼͚͎̼̻̮̭͖͈̭͖̲̣͈̣͒̇̆̓̒̊̀͆̀̽̔̆̄̊͒̈́͗̔̈́͌͑͆̌̽̾̃̆͋́͘̕͠͝͝͠͝͝͠ͅR̷̢̨̨̢̖̥̫͈͖͇̠̝͎̲͙͉̝̻̺̓͒̽̎̈́́͂͐̓̈́́͂͗̐͗̊̂̈́̊͒̃̂̆̃͗͐̆̀̈́̒͊̋̕͘̕͠͠͝Ą̴͓͇̞͔̙͇̗̬̠̲͍̫̟̝̍͑̎́͑̈́̃̉͘͘͜͝ͅF̸̨̨̧̛̛̛̝͎͍̺͍̞̯̼̭̯͖̗̪̙̳̲̼͙͈̼̙̞͕̼̳͕̲̈́̈̆̒̎̌̈́̇̀̈́̆͒̄̎͛̐̎͊̐̎̈̑̄̃̀͒͑͂̚̚̚͜͝͠Ţ̵̛̛̹̺͚̠͍̗͓͈̹̝̝̙̥̫͔̖̭͚͇̺̺̼̙͈̫͚̟̩͉̹̺̺͐͌͑̽̒́̓̋̽̾̾̍̇̐͒̂͐͆̏͋̾́͛̎́̽̃̂̓͌̓̍̚̕̕̚͠͝͝͠͝͝ͅ!̷̢̧̛̞͖͇̖͑̏̀̌͑̆͊̎̔̋̏̑̔͂̂̀̀̾̅̿̈́́͛̓̓̌̈́͗̍̓̋͗̚̕̚̚͠͝͠ ̶̨̧̨̡̧̩͕͕̬̺̰̰̩͓̫̰͕̰͎̳̦̜̘̭̬̰̤̩̘̺͇̰͖͓͖̭̺̹̳̘͇͖̥͇̭̠̰͍̖̰̅̈̈̔̋͗̂̅̒̇͊̓̍͐̄̑͑͋̿͆͂̎̐͑̈́͌́̅̄̋͒̂̕͘̕̚͠͝͝
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The excitement on both their parts for "Him" returning to this plane of existence, Phil handing Dan the knife to make the blood sacrifice, Dan then saying He will require blood straight from the source (Phil) and Phil saying he will willingly give it, this isn't even the homoeroticism of an unwilling sacrifice, it's two equally fucked up dedicated devotees who are codependent and enablers to each other, it's the way they only fit together with each other because of the rough edges, it's the way Satan always looms behind the Lovers, the way He is present in the backdrop (here and in the Devil tarot card) but the lovers linked together are in the foreground, the Devil is only the symbol of a bond, what the image is about at the end of the day is the bond itself, anyway anyone else wanna go crazy about this with me?
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