#dating apps are stupid

[sweeetnothingss]

these dating apps are stupid. where is my academic rival who 3 years later of meeting me, confesses in a love letter, that I'm the fond object of all their desires and the keeper of the key to their heart? where is the lover who builts a fire just to keep me warm? where is the person who secretly reads my favourite books and gets so invested in them just because they observed my bright enthusiasm about them? where is the person who lays in the grass with me to discuss an impromptu script while also talking about our general interests and knows that in the end we're gonna end up with each other? where is the person who gives up the opportunity to have an iPod in exchange of a teapot that contains lil inside jokes we've had going on since years? where is the person who runs to the station just to take me to the place which captures the most enchanting sunrise before i leave the city forever? where is the person who sings their favourite songs with me in a train with a shared earphone? where is the person who saves their dirtiest jokes for me while i save a seat on every table for them? where is the person who after knowing my flaws and fears, says yes to running away with me? where is the person who would come out of Eden to open the door for me if they knew i were there? where is the person who makes me realise that our joy is so bright I cannot see anything beyond it? where's the person who'd choose to hang out with me in every universe? who's going to take me to the lakes where all the poets went to die? where is the bestfriend who looks at me in the eyes and says "this thing we're doing here, me, you- i just want you to know I'm in. I'm all in." and means it!?

#what do you mean that i have to actually go out and make efforts to find people. #when is it going to by my turn #anne shirley #gilbert blythe #anne with an e #taylor swift #joe alwyn #call it what you want #amy santiago #jake peralta #brooklyn nine nine #michael and holly #the office #jim and pam #fraser x caitlin #we are who we are #emily dickinson #luke and lorelai #gilmore girls #dating apps are stupid #is this too much to ask #call it what you wantl #lover #dancing with your hands tied #the lakes #the song of achilles #achilles #patroclus #everything everywhere all at once #dating apps suck

[sawtual]

romance..<3

#stupid.. its based on a silly dating app exchange <3 HEHE #art #roe #pewter farnedon #path of totality #pewter: im not sure i havent died yet #me looking into the camera: heh.

[skellydun]

happy that my friend just got a boyfriend but if I have to go on one more me as the fifth wheel date night with all straight people I am going to go a bit wacky and look like this

#obviously the boyfriend is new so im not friends with him yet but the other 3 are my bffs so its not bas #bad* #but my god i need to start dating someone so we can offset the straightness and bring some lgbt love to the group #im just gonna grab the first bi person on the street i see and have them sit with me while one of the couples argues about stupid shit #and i just eat the apps and make jokes

[hairydykecunt]

there has got to be a nicer way to say that i don’t care about befriending these cis white men to my friend. Please please i don’t care if they’re nice i don’t care omg😭😭😭 We have nothing in common and so do u guys. pls. Stawp it

#kitty talks #i love it to death but pleaseee. idgaffff😭😭😭 omg😭😭😭 and theyre all so fucking ugly too and mid FUCKEKJEEHHWHH omg #i’m being so nice right now but Please. Ur killing me. Please . Please. Please #again. i love it a lot but it also ends up breaking up with its boyfriends like 1 month in. So i jjust. Dont have the capacity for that #I dont need to be introduced to random dating app men and then find out theyre weird or assholes. LMFAO. who cares #i am Begging begging it meets a trans guy. like god. its only cis men.and theyre so stupid looking. And uninteresting. and unpassionate #uneducated. Ok. Rant over i guess. My head hurts so bad snd reading these texts are just kind of getting to me . Man #Omg. Hes giving us a ride back after thr show tomorrow and im hoping to like. Bear through it #I need to be drunk out of my mind for this

[flustersluts]

revanced is the best app of all time if there's ONE concrete reason for android supremacy it's that. i haven't seen an Ad in months

#love piracy innit #the second part is a joke bc im stupid and didn't realise u could just paych twitter and Tumblr the same way u can youtube #but now i have bitch>:))).... i will not see an ad for Months..... ehehehehe #goodbye that one tumblr ad for bumble or smthn where the woman's like i thought ALL dating apps sucked ASS #before i installed BUMBLE #or whatever the fuck #that said i have been tempted to get bumble #FOR UNRELATED REASONS 😔😔😔 #just bx it seems to b the most trans friendly dating app #idk tho #anyway.... godspeed #flustersluts

[carrionsong]

what's the pink they put in pink lemonade that makes it so poppin

That's Pussy Babe!!!

#.txt #si #i need to fuck him so bad it makes me look STUPID!! #hi. i realized ive been AT posting on twt but not here cjchksjs i can only really focus on one sm at a time lol #need his autistic ass to be mine. i am sitting in his room politely as he plays with lemonsweets 2.0 and oohs and ahhs at the #doll furniture and clothes i gifted him for 3 hours :] #can you fucking believe he used a dating app and went out w lsp and then almost immediately bailed bc he was overstimulated. #only dates in the vicinity of the earldom are allowed!! im fine w that :]

[scaryorganmusic]

hearing people's criteria for judging dating app profiles is insane someone will go if 75% or more of your pics aren't taken by someone else i'll assume you have no friends and it's like woah that's harsh and kinda crazy. then you go on dating apps and before you know it you're saying shit like if you list sleeping under your hobbies that's a red flag

#i'm not on dating apps anymore and god i fucking hated them #like that's the thing i felt myself become petty and irritable and start rejecting ppl for stupid shit it's awful

[rajvira]

Romance is not dead. I’m just talking to the wrong guys 😢

#I’m going to never go on a dating app again. every single one of those guys r stupid and all they do is waste my time and send thirst traps

[crazyideasfromagaynerd]

Is it too much to ask for someone to hold my hand?

#will I join dating apps? no #will I just wallow in my heartbreak over something that never even went anywhere? yes #do I feel like the biggest idiot in the world? also yes #I feel so fucking stupid for thinking something would actually work out for me #I’m so embarrassed for opening my heart like that

[pepprs]

i will shut up abt this i promise but like. the concept of being in a stable safe mutually loving whatever relationship is INSANE . like how can you ever feel bad about yourself or wounded or whatever again. it’s like a superpower or somethi ng. <- doesn’t know what she’s taking abt bc she’s never experienced it or the absence of it after having it merely the negative space of it and is filling in the gaps w logic or something. but it’s INSANE to me. like of course i feel like shit about myself i am catcrumb unloved.jpg!

#purrs #imbeing insane about it i know it’s not that simple / reductive and i will still feel like shit abt myself once im in a relationshp (if i #get to be ♥️) and there are lots of other legitimate reasons to feel shit agtbyiurself. but it’s like no ficking wonder i feel inadequate i #am a 24 year old who lives at home and has never held a hand or whatever next to two 50sometjinf year old married men with pets and phds. of #course i am going to feel inadequate and stupid and lonely. like i canttttt 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 and th w worst part is you can’t just go out into #the world saying that and looking for that it has to find you so i will not join any dating apps or whatever but i don’t fucking go anywhere #so im not going to meet anyone and i knowi am so young and stupid and just having a horrible day that is reminding me of horrors. but the #way i am mentally shoving my whole fist in my mouth. OF COURSE I FEEL LIKE SHIT I DONT HAVE A LIFE PARTNER!!!!!!!!!!!! I DONT HAVE THAT #SAFETY AND STABILITY AND TRUST AND UNCONDITIONAL LOVE!!!!!!!! AND I NEVER HAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #delete later #like this is what makes me crazy abt parents and kids too and whyi don’t think ihave kids. bc i think (and i know this is wrong / unhealthy) #it is a primal human need to be mutually someone else’s number 1 person and when you have kids it’s like you’re gonna love your partner more #than the kids and then the kids (read: me) watch that and get fucked up over it. but also that could just be me reacting to the UNSPEAKABLE #psychological damage of being a twin. which again is ridiculous bc it’s n out like abuse i just had to share something with someone else si #since before i was born and ofc there was more like actually kind of abusive stuff on top of it LOL but that aside. idk what im saying i #just feel so crazy. the amount of composure it takes me every day to not start SCREAMING with frustration and envy when i see ppl being #RIGHTFULLY DESERVEDLY visibly confident and loved. like ok valentines grinch go sit in the drainage pond forever please. but it’s so crazy #like how are you supposed to go through the world unaware of how much love you’re missing out on because you’re young and then you realize I #it and then somehow you miss the train and you are scared you are going to d*e alone ♥️ im normal

[wyrm-with-a-why]

I’m so stressed the fuck out right now :3

#it’s about my university #I thought I did what I was supposed to #now nothing is the way it was #might fucking die #and I also realized at the same time that I’ve been booted off my summer jobs app #meaning I don’t have a job anymore #literally fuck my life #I don’t know what to do about it because my parents never take me seriously when I cry #so guess what I’ll do #lay down and just write down the dates that the emails say #I’ll go to the virtual thing and hope I figure my shit out #anyways I’m being stupid sorry so #I want cranberry juice :c

[creampuffqueen]

who else up pining on tumblr dot com

#mal's shitposts #i want a gf so bad it’s making me look stupid #dating apps have been a bust so far 😔

[purplespacecats]

i will not hook up with the crush i'm trying to get over at the play party we're both going to, i will not hook up with the crush i'm trying to get over at the play party we're both going to, i will not hook up with the crush i'm trying to get over at the play party we're both going to....

#blargh skdhfakaljd #it's just. we're friends. and like. if she gets involved with another partner a subby sex-indifferent ace is the opposite of what she needs #like she's hypersexual and her primary partner is ace and they're trying to make it work but it is. Difficult for both of them #so!! obviously!! i should not be getting involved i have a cautionary tale playing out before my eyes!!! #it's not even... like if i asked her out and she turned me down i'd be okay y'know it's not that serious #but i need to /not/ ask her out bc it would /not/ be a good idea so i still just have this annoying what-if in my head #and mostly i'm just lonely and touch-starved and want /someone/ to date but don't want to go on the stupid apps #/anyway/ so i need to use this party as an opportunity to meet new people #and we have a crusing channel on discord and there are several other aces so. i need to be brave and dm some of them!!

[neilwearsjorts]

I was on my period checky app and realised that I’m like 9 days late and Flo said maybe it’s time to take a pregnancy test and I got so scared and then after a 2 minute panic attack I realised I don’t need to be scared I’ve never come in contact with a man 💀

#my stupidity will kill me someday #sex is overrated #all for the game #see #why have the inter course with a male when I can just reread the aftg trilogy instead #guys tumblr feed is dry rn #airport is getting boring #anyways Stan the Flo app #always my bestie #ok guys buy I love you might die on my flight but atleast I’ve never dated a boy named Alex who said he was 17 lived in Kuwait and had #fluffy hair just for him to really be a 15 year old who was bald #this is not my person experience as stated before #maybe a friends #maybe Neil jostens fake identity #alright bye xoxo