#donnas noodles

[bisexualstegosaurus]

Ladies and gentlemen, Hes, Theys, and Gays.

This is urgent. I’m having a withdrawal of our beloved RE and I fear if I go much longer without absolutely losing myself in these characters my hyper fixation will surely come to a slow and painful close.

If you are able to…please donate links, dms, and tags to your favorite content 🥺😭 (also if you need a new friend I am also taking and in need of those too)

Anything will help. Help a poor, anxious, mentally ill, partially unhinged if you allow me to be, Whore, bisexual out 🙏

I don’t have a proper photo for this but I feel like this comes close enough.

ALSO WHERE HAVE DONNAS NOODLES GONE

#send help #wee woo #will give friendship in return if desired #any content will do #donna beneviento #resident evil village #re8 #alcina dimitrescu #bela dimitrescu #cassandra dimitrescu #daniela dimitrescu #fuck me up bestie #resident evil 8 #lady dimitrescu #donnas noodles #oh my god this woman #bestie please #salvatore moreau #karl heisenberg #house dimitrescu #jill valentine #jill #resident evil 3 #heisendaddy #lord moreau #donnas noodles look like tentacles #mother miranda #mommy Miranda #maam respectfully

[cryst4lwitch]

Donna’s noodles coming soon

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#donnas noodles

[mydarlingdisturbed]

Did I spend two hours building Donna in minecraft? Yes. Was it worth it? Oh absolutely.

AAAAAAaAAAAAAA!!! I’m actually so proud of this!! It makes me so happy istg-

I can’t show it but I did a /say command where she offered you tea.

#donna beneviento #re8 #minecraft #minecraft builds #resident evil village #resident evil #donnas noodles #finally got it done

[david-tennant-in-chairs]

Call me crazy, but I think some space shenanigans might be afoot in the next Doctor Who special

Imaged submitted by @taraiha

#david tennant #david tennant in chairs #fourteenth doctor #14th doctor #doctor who #doctor who 60th anniversary #wild blue yonder #donna noble #legs for days #just like all the limbs #david tennant in glasses #no one has ever looked this good in plaid #sexy space noodle

[cactiaintracist]

David Tennant in 1900’s Soho never ends well..

Doctor Who “The Giggle” (2023) // Good Omens s2 e4 “The Hitchhiker”(2023)

#if I had a nickel etc #the parallels #immortal genderless being walks into a magic/joke/toy shop in soho… #David tennant’s career continues to have a ridiculous amount of coincidence #doctor who #60th anniversary #the giggle #dw spoilers #good omens #good omens season 2 #14th doctor #Donna noble #the toymaker #Crowley #aziraphale #david tennant #catherine tate #michael sheen #also he continues to do the noodle arms #1941 crowley

[captainsupernoodle]

just rewatched the runaway bride and oh wow donna literally being dropped in the middle of the doctor's post-rose sulking in some random nebula and getting the full spectrum of him loving the genius of humanity and seeing a time he's never seen before and re-wiping out a mother and her children who were planning on eating their way across planets with a blank face and making it snow for a person he just met to make her day a little better. she tells him he scares her and invites him in to eat dinner with her family in the next sentence. augh.

#they've really been Like That since the first episode #the second time she slaps him he's like WHAT DID I DO NOW??!?! like he's already accepted this is just gonna happen to him at random interv #ls #doctor who #noodle watches doctor who #tenth doctor #donna noble #the runaway bride #standing next to her when she learns her family had the reception without her and while her fiancee mocks her #throwing himself into someone else's problems lol #noodle speaks #noodle watches

[scribble-dee-doo]

WAHOO day two! The Doctor needs a little adjustment to daily life but he's having a good time <3 679 words, he/they pronouns for the doctor, and donna having a stressed moment when faced with a space gadget right after waking up! @doctordonnaweek

noble/party

“Doctor.”

The Doctor looks up from Rose’s ten-minute explanation of the pros and cons of flanking, craned over his own shoulder, to properly see the extent of the exasperation showing on Donna’s face. It’s extensive. She’s leaning on the doorframe into the kitchen with her arms crossed. Time to step carefully.

“Yyyyyyyyyyes?”

She uncrosses her arms to let something dangle from her forefinger, one eyebrow raised. They leverage themself off the floor a little to squint at it…

“The…toaster?”

Donna pushes off the doorframe so she can come over and gesture the toaster in his face, almost clipping his nose.

“Does this look,” she asks, “like a toaster? Like something that can contain bread? It’s just –” She waggles it again, clawing the air for words. “It’s just! It’s a little squiggle!”

“Oh, it’s very simple –” he says, reaching up to take it and explain that it’s actually his personal design of a clever little breakfast invention called a toasting wand, but she yanks it out of his reach. 

“Simple! I’ll tell you what’s simple! Leaving my bloody toaster alone on the morning that I have to get the house ready for a birthday party!”

Ah, this is not about the wonderful new updated toaster he came up with (it toasts both sides to perfection and adds the toppings in one swipe!), it’s another Doing Things When Things Are Happening. The Doctor’s life has almost always been doing things when things are happening, usually in layers deeper than Earth’s fossil record, but they’re trying to slow down for the sake of this “living life one day at a time” business and to avoid Donna strangling them with their own necktie.

“You know I’ve been tearing my hair out about where to put all of Grandad’s mates with the weather like it is!” Donna starts, and he can tell she’s just winding up. “I was up half the night wondering if I should just bung them all into the TARDIS, or put them in the attic, and you certainly haven’t been helpful with those decorations that almost buried the garden.”

The Doctor pops up to get his feet underneath himself, ruffles Rose’s hair in vengeance for her laughing at his plight, and hops upright.

“I just wanted to get my coffee and have my toast while I’m thinking where we’re gonna find space for everyone to eat so the wheelchairs can still get around, and you know what I find when I get to the kitchen? No toaster! Just this…this…gadget!”

Almost losing an eye to Donna’s gesturing – he should maybe add a few extra safety features, he wasn’t expecting it to be pointed at people – gives him the chance to fold his hands around hers. She’s mutinous, but lets them take the toasting wand. The wand goes in their pocket, their hands on Donna’s shoulders. Oh, she’s all kinds of tense.

“Donna,” he says, taking off his glasses to properly look her in the eye, “I’m sorry I changed the kitchen around when you’re so busy. I’ve already made coffee and everything. Let me make you a cup, ey?”

Under their hands, Donna softens, then slumps, leaning forward until her forehead bumps their chest. He folds her up in a hug, and they both heave a big sigh.

“Cold milk?” he asks.

“Yeah,” she mumbles into his collar. “Sorry.”

“Mm. And maybe I can rig something up for space?”

She chuckles. “What, are you gonna make my sitting room bigger on the inside?”

He leans back, looking down his nose at her cheeky grin.

“Are you doubting my abilities?” he demands.

Donna tucks herself under their arm, bumping hips, all warm life and laughter with her hair not yet done. The kitchen door is a little too narrow, but they manage to squeeze through it together.

“Just so long as you leave us all here, on Earth, and you leave my kitchen alone.”

“What? But you’ve been complaining about not having enough freezer space! I was gonna fix it.”

“Like you fixed the bath? Mom almost drowned.”

“I fixed that too!!”

#doctordonna week 23 #doctor who #noodle fic #the doctor #donna noble

[caitlynmeow]

i can’t remember if you’ve said anything about this yet but i’m picturing ur cass going into labour and. how is girl surviving this once let alone THREE times when she reacted to PUBERTY like THAT 😭 just from the sheer panic alone

omg anon i haven't talked about this but it's Cassandra okay girlies is a MESS during all three times 😭😭😭

From way before giving birth, like soon after Alcina knew that Cass was pregnant she had a private meeting with wife and was very clear about making sure Cassandra goes for an epidural and there shouldn't be any of the no drugs option. Wife looked at Alcina and said seriously "What makes you believe your daughter is going to brave this one out?" Because she's known Cass for a few years and can tell that this will never be something to think about. Alcina has no reason to assume that Cassandra is going to do this because she's the kind of person who would cry over a paper cut. So giving birth without medication is not on the table.

And yes, wife is there to keep things under control to the best of her ability. Because as dramatic and out of control Cassandra can be, her wife can maintain calm and be the voice of reason during many situations. She’s not complaining at all, the dramatics are part of Cassandra’s charm that she fell for and she won’t have her any other way. As long as she knows Cass is okay and not in any real pain, she can take whatever comes her way.

Cassandra on her end was doing just okay until about 25 weeks into her pregnancy, then it downed on her and she started to actually panic every time she thought about it. She’d constantly tell herself: “People give birth every day, literally I WAS BORN!” And still get a tight chest because of all the anxiety.

She also was convinced that she was going to die, so it felt more like a countdown to that instead of having her baby because is she going to survive a human coming out of her? Not likely. She was ready with a speech to her wife, mom, and sisters.

When she was at the hospital, Cassandra was in full panic mode because she simply wasn't ready. But since it's time to give birth, the matter is out of her hands but she isn't known for giving up quickly. She was in no pain, physically. Her wife did ask her if she was in any physical pain, to rate it from 0 to 10 which Cass answered truthfully and said that it was at a zero. "Emotional pain?" Wife knows she needs to check on that because this is what's making Cass so anxious and distressed. "200" Cassandra answered as she burst into tears.

That wasn't the end of it. Since she couldn't feel anything, Cassandra's brain convinced her that she could keep this up for probably another day or two. And since she is absolutely not ready to give birth just yet, she decided that wants to leave and come back the next day when she's better prepared. But of course, there is no way she can leave while in active labor and contractions being so close to one another. But then again, she was feeling very panicky and overwhelmed and she wanted her mother because she wasn't going to do this and no one could make her do it.

There is no way wife is going to leave Cassandra's side and go get Alcina, so a nurse has to be sent out for the task. When Alcina saw the nurse approaching, she panicked thinking that something bad had happened. But the nurse told her that everything was okay but her daughter needed her.

When Alcina got into the delivery room, Cassandra thought she finally had an ally and that her mother was surely going to stop this madness and make her go home (she's persistent like that and also very delulu) but Alcina wasn't on her side, and told her that it's too late for that now. She will go home in two days anyway.

"I can't do this! I don't know how," Cassandra confessed, she was openly crying by that point and it broke Alcina's heart to see her like this. She always hated seeing her daughters in pain, and she knows that Cassandra is not in any pain but she is scared and getting very emotional because of it. Alcina hoped for a way to help ease her daughter's distress, but unfortunately, this was one of those things that her daughter had to do alone. "You don't need to do anything, draga. Your body knows what to do, and it's already pushing your baby out on its own," Because at that point, the baby's head was already out and this entire thing will be over very soon.

Sure enough, a few minutes later the room was filled with the baby's cries. And just like that, it was over.

Alcina did get to see her granddaughter as soon as she was born because she was right there providing all kinds of support to her daughter who was finally registering what had happened. Though she was pouting and tearful still, she did complain that no one listened to her, especially her mom and wife because they were supposed to be on her side. But she was soon distracted by her baby and forgot all about labor a few hours later.

Even Miranda wasn't mad that they only called her after Aurelia was born because she knew that Alcina was definitely going to be busy with Cassandra. Miranda called it first and suggested they have an OR on standby just in case this one granddaughter refused to give birth for whatever reason.

Donna was also frantic, knowing how near impossible it was and for once she sided with her mother. But Donna was in favor of them forgoing the whole delivery and going straight to c-section because 'there is no reason to torture the little doe,' as she put it.

It took a lot of coaxing, a very long process, and lots of tears (for no reason, really) but Cassandra did it eventually (with the support of both her mother and her wife and a very patient medical team).

#cassandra dimitrescu #resident evil village #bela dimitrescu #daniela dimitrescu #donna beneviento #mother miranda #house dimitrescu #resident evil 8 #alcina and wife were stressed tf out okay #Alcina could have sworn it almost felt like she was the one giving birth not Cassandra with how worried she was #Alcina had 3 daughters with no problems or complications so she knows how easy it is. all three and she was reading one time #on a conference call another time (this one was with cass because she was there for a WHILE since cass was taking her time in coming out so #mama did some work while baby decided whether to come out or not #nothing for dani because when alcina's water broke dani was born literally only two hours later her youngest has no patience in her at all #yet despite that being in the room with cassandra while she was giving birth was the most stressful #she was just worried because cassandra is not built for this #she's like a wet noodle when it comes to these things she has the whole family worried about her because 'how is SHE going to go thru this' #like everyone KNOWS #then there is cass waltzing home 10-11 months later announcing she is pregnant again #like woman can u NOT #and yes she was also dramatic the next time and the third time #she just does it differently every time because girlie really does overthink a lot and gets herself worked up #plus she's actually a delicate baby princess and def not made for this kind of thing #but she wants kids so :// #wife and mama will have to suffer with her #second time at the hospital alcina joked 'do u need me this time too?' and cass nodded tearfully 'yes i can't do this omg' #so it was round two of the same thing #like alcina was more stressed during those times than she was during her own time giving birth #she's too old for this but cassandra insists on putting her mama through it #cass can do it but she needs someone to hold her hand throughout the entire process

[feshsticks]

yoooo if i’d have known drawing with pressure was SO MUCH FASTER than without then i mighta invested years ago 🤔 anyway a LONG overdue doodle inspired by this post but like....i also had a few concepts of all 4 lords along the way that imma put under the cut

pirate au ig

(this is probably already done idc my ignorance means it’s original to me)

Heisenberg: gigantic steel dreadnought/frigate. Self-sustaining, can remain at sea for years, takes shipwrecks and the dead into its hidden bowels to empower itself. Watch for black fumes in the sky

Dimitrescu: 16th/17th/whatever century they were born in galleon-style ship, famous for being a getaway for women on land in dire straits. Rules over tropical waters aggressively. Signalled by the sea turning red

Few have seen the ship of Beneviento. Some say it's jet black, probably no larger than a yacht. Some say it’s a sizable brig run by a crew not of flesh but of wood and hinges. In either case, she always appears in mist; don't trust any area infamous for mirages

Moreau has less a ship, and moreso wears a marshy island with a solitary, broken lighthouse. This is actually the biological shell of a leviathan, who uses it as a lure to the desperate or brave. Thankfully, he's relatively easy to outsmart. The sky rains acid in warning of him

And fuck MM she doesn't get shit lol

#donna beneviento #angie beneviento #lady beneviento #angie the doll #re8 #lady dimitrescu #lord heisenberg #karl heisenberg #alcina dimitrescu #Salvatore moreau #lord moreau #re village #ok i'm sick of sensible tags now #my trash #i got to draw this with a bandaged hand :') #which might have to become a semi-permanent fixture from now on :') #in case it wasn't obvious this isn't a fancy piece. i'm literally just trying out brushes and probably will be for a while #if u look closely her noodles are tentacles :3 how nautical #final tag (i promise): this has been a psa that even if it looks cool don't put parrots on ur shoulder if u value ur facial features!!

[freyanistics]

Remember this?

DONNA'S NOODLES🍝

Unfortunately

#you bout to summon the whole squad #I said funny not suffer #resident evil 8 #resident evil village #donna beneviento #donna’s noodles

[redoqs]

hey if donna put pasta sauce on her noodles would that be seasoning or lubricant

Both. A lil two in one hasn’t hurt nobody, especially not Donna

#pasta sauce is just flavored lube #after she’s done using it as lube she’s pouring the extra into tonight’s dinner #redoqs rambles #donna’s noodles #donna beneviento

[bisexualstegosaurus]

Did I just finish having a panic attack?

Yes.

How am I gonna deal with it you ask?

smut. obviously.

If possible please send me the most ball slapping, uterus punching, deep throat choking, ass pounding, cream donut filling, slap my ass all the way to Kentucky, “why am I suddenly on the floor on my knees?”, cpr face sucking, mind boggling, make me your bitch smut writings please, and thank you.

Sincerely,

your anxious and chaotic bisexual bestie.

#poundcakewinkwonk #pound my cake if you catch my paper airplane #anxiety is a bitch and not the good kind #I could take some good fluff too honestly #resident evil village #donna beneviento #alcina dimitrescu #bela dimitrescu #cassandra dimitrescu #daniela dimitrescu #donnas noodles #karl heisenberg #house dimitrescu #lena luthor #natasha romanoff #wanda maximoff #maria hill #yelena belova #kara danvers #alex danvers #thor odinson #loki laufeyson #marvel mcu #fuck me up bestie #miss peregrine #resident evil 8 #salvatore moreau #moreau is only here because I felt bad leaving him out I swear #I hope my besties don’t see I tagged moreau oh goodness they’d never let me live it down

[cryst4lwitch]

I miss when donnas noodles were a thing can we bring em back? 😔🙄

#donna beneviento #donnas noodles #donnas noodles brigade

[beneviento-trash]

Me letting Donna know I want sexy times

#donna beneviento #re8 #imma slirp dem noodles with full eye contact #bbygirl’s noodle ain’t safe

[theshippirate22]

y’all know i’m a tenrose girlie first and a human being second but the doctor and donna dynamic is just. peak. like most iconic most Relationship of all time

Doctor: listen you can’t travel with me because you’re gonna fall in love with me and that’s kinda terrible for me

Donna: that’s fucking presumptuous is what it is. i have standards you two-dimensional noodle man

#doctor who #donna noble #tenth doctor

[captainsupernoodle]

i'm re-watching Partners in Crime after like. five or six years lol and their dynamic is PEAK. Donna decides to hunt the doctor for (friendly) sport because she's unimpressed by the traveling experience without someone who's on her same wavelength and does this by dabbling in corporate espionage. The Doctor and Donna doing exactly the same thing in exactly the same way at exactly the same time, except she does it by walking in the front door and with a name badge she? stole? or made herself? did she actually get hired by adipose industries and quit or did she just tell her mom that she was working "health and safety" to get her to stop nagging? the doctor talking to an empty TARDIS and Donna sitting with her cup of tea while her mom sterilizes the kitchen like an operating theater just so she looks busy while berating her. donna hanging on to that tiny piece of metal for like ten minutes while the doctor runs back down the fancy stairwell they found and needed to use more. they don't show how the doctor pulls her back through the window by the feet because if he actually tried it she'd've just pulled him out after her. the extremely dedicated journalist having a bad night. Donna's driving around with her luggage in the back of her car, ready to go. once they're done with the nonsense she goes "shame not everybody can handle the heat. unlike me! let's go!" and nearly pulls david tennet off his feet. doesn't blink at the fact that he's managed to find and lose ANOTHER lady friend in the time since they've seen each other. actually gets the doctor to talk about 1% of what's happened to him. the doctor's face of incredible delight when she pulls out the second capsule he needs. the doctor going "who wants to know what happens when you have the Battle of the Sonics? i do!" "YOU JUST WANT. TO MATE?" "'A' MATE! I WANT 'A' MATE!"

#doctor who #noodle watches doctor who #dw: partners in crime #donna noble #noodle speaks #tenth doctor