#douchebag

[wishmaster]

Being gay is hard. Why do straight douchebags like Matt Rife and Jake Paul get all the fame and glory? I wish I could be like them, or worse then I'd have all the fame and glory for sure.

Be Careful...

Suddenly you found yourself snapping pics of your nearly naked body and posting to social media, just enough to tease the ladies and get them to subscribe to your only fans site where you'd share dick pics while padding your account with lots of cash. You in fact would never engage with your bustling female audience instead hang with your douchebag friends and make videos playing grab ass and talking about how you love the way the ladies drool over you. You become the hottest Ass on the internet with an amazing ass that you tease the world with. You begin to build a brand and become rich and famous all off your looks, no talent, just a greasy douche who uses his fans, until you turn 30 and suddenly it all comes crashing down and your role as a ladies wet dream comes crashing down when your filmed being the bottom bitch to a famous leather master. Suddenly your female fans vanish, though your gay fans increase it's not enough to make up for the loss. You end up broke, no followers, no more influence.

You become masters permanent fuck boy. And sure like your heroes for a time you were famous and rich, the douche in you ends up betraying you and you end up locked in leather with a dildo permanently in your ass, thinking of what you lost. They're all one dark secret away from loosing it all.

#body transformation #male transformation #twisted wish #douchebag

[testoster0ne]

jacob

#male #testosterone #dumb #jock #douchebag

[pineappleciders]

the amazinf butthole

#tfbw #south park #professor chaos #the amazing butthole #douchebag #new kid #human kite #super craig #wonder tweek #the fractured but whole

[epilepticsaints]

#douchebag

[mafaldaknows]

I just don't understand what his team was thinking when they agreed to this stunt. Exactly how does he benefit from it other then being seen as an uber straight grade-A douchebag? Is this really the image his team wants for Timmy? There's just too much talent and potential there to be shamming with a Kartrashian/Jenner.

Hello, Anon:

It’s absolutely mind-boggling what having more money than God can buy in the United States of America these days: New lips, new hips, and a sparkling new image with a shiny new man who apparently doesn’t even need to be present to win.

The KarJenner PR team has been hard at work for the last few months for a classy reboot of baby sister Kylie, complete with a romance with the internet’s boyfriend, style influencer and fashion icon Timothée Chalamet, who also happens to be the greatest actor of his generation. At face value, it certainly does seem like an unlikely match, given the imbalance of (dare I say it?) intellectual curiosity and preternatural talents between them. But anything is possible, when one has more money than one can ever spend in several lifetimes and the other has greater goals and ambitions than his power and influence will allow at this point in his career.

Both parties involved, however directly or indirectly, can find benefit in being in each other’s orbits driveways, taco restaurants, tarmac, in an image-conscious culture ravenous for juicy content just like this.

One of the pair has received a decidedly more positive boost from it.

The other, not so much, perhaps by design.

He may have extremely valid reasons for wanting to promote that particular “douchebag” image, if he really is willingly participating in what appears to be yet another PR romance. His handlers and PR team probably assume that he must do this in order to continue to level up in Hollywood as the next Leonardo DiCaprio. And they are probably right, given the current wave of puritanical bigotry in the USA and elsewhere in the world. There is far too much money riding on the success of his next three potentially blockbuster projects and too many people with a vested interest in his success for them to allow his image to be seen as anything other than “normal” in order to appeal to the mainstream sensibilities of a global audience. His own ambitions most likely make it impossible to refuse.

Can’t knock the hustle. ✨💃🕺🏻✨ And both of them are hustlers. Maybe that’s what they have in common.

If this were truly an authentic romance, we already know that all they would need to do to keep it private is to KEEP IT PRIVATE: Say nothing to the press, don’t call the paparazzi to meet you in the parking lot, don’t alert the media at all. They both have the means and resources to disappear from public view whenever they want, if they really wanted to do that. It’s not a requirement to begin a new relationship with a press release, not even for celebrities.

And yet here we are, a love story loudly announced in a tale of two cars, maybe three, long driveways but park at the bottom where everyone can see, and taco dates with paparazzi who take photos but only with his wingman.

A story which has made it abundantly clear that at least one of them wants to

MAKE SURE EVERYONE NOTICES their super-duper-uber-private budding romance 🚘🌮❣️🌮🚘

I’m not entirely convinced that he’s even an active participant in all of this, TBH. Many of the details thus far don’t add up to much of anything except a lot of black cars being shuffled around in his driveway published by the trash gossip press with sensationalist headlines and articles intended to plant the idea in the minds of those who want to believe it or need to know it’s happening.

For reasons.

And all of this accomplished without a single decent photo as concrete evidence of this alleged romance between two people famously well-versed in the art of the selfie in the golden age of Instagram.

Not even a fan photo or one “leaked” by their team. Nothing, except some extraordinarily grainy outdoor shots in someone’s backyard where the only easily identifiable person is Kylie Jenner and only because of her unusual proportions, in a town teeming with Teemo lookalikes who would happily stand in for the real thing for nothing but the chance to say they did it.

The Devil works hard but Kris Jenner works harder.

Seeing might be believing, but only if we can actually see what we’re seeing.

Thanks for your comment. 🤔🥔📸🎪🫤🤷🏻‍♀️

#hello anon #timothée chalamet #kylie jenner #range rover rodeo #photos with potatoes #public private romance #douchebag #climber #a tale of two cars maybe three #tacos but bring your wingman #better photos from bigfoot sightings #bigfoot family bbq #kyliegate #seeing is believing #rah rah oh ma ma a #ro ma ro ma ma a #mafalda needs a disco nap #tales from the charmiesphere

[algerianmuscles]

#algeria #algerian muscles #bodybuilder #bodybuilding #fitness #gym #muscle #muscles #pecs #hunky man #flexing #guys with abs #douchebag

[askredspider]

hey thing- has anyone told you you have beautiful eyes.

-Douchebag

#Thing #Douchebag #wc oc #warrior cats oc #my art #answered

[featherridge]

i think im.. lost.

#featherridge #mommyclan #mommyclanner #warrior cats oc #douchebag #driftkit #antkit

[ask-a-skipbadger]

hey Skipper~ I heard you and your “friend” Blubberspine had a bad argument. Wow that really sucks. But y’know- I think Blubberspien was totally holding you back and that you are 10000% right. On a side note- wanna join my top secret VIP club- I promise Blubberspine is NOT invited.

-Douchebag

Douchebag is going into the ocean

#mommyclan #skipbadger #douchebag #asks #el divorcio

[beemoths-askcave]

This can’t be my end

“What?… no, no, this can’t be true, this isn’t actually happening, this all just… an hallucination! Yes, of course, I’m still alive, I still have to fulfill my destiny, and-“

“… what? No, no, no! I can’t be here! I have to fulfill my destiny! That’s what Wren said!… w-what about BlubberSpine? I can leave him alone, and DoucheBag? We were going to have a date soon, a-and FidgetKit? Someone has to take care of them! No, no, no… this can’t be true… I can’t leave mommyclan yet… I…”

-asks: closed-

Goodbye mommyclan, thank you everyone

#mommyclan #beemoth #warrior cats oc #wren #douchebag #blubberspine #dark forest #warrior cats #warriors #death #goodbye mommyclan

[testoster0ne]

mo

#masculine #testosterone #summer #dad #douchebag #male

[official-origami]

i thought u were dead

rude. that was ages ago

#douchebag #[ooc tags:] #jrwi rp #prime defenders #jrwi pd #jrwi prime defenders #just roll with it

[pineappleciders]

New kid doodle

#south park #dovahkiin #douchebag #new kid sp #sp new kid #sp douchebag #douchebag sp #butthole sp #the amazing butthole #professor chaos #sp fandom #pineappleciders

[maxthesillyy]

Hi, you are the secret Santa of @pumpkinspice-the-cat ! Here is their ocs refs. You have until December 23rd to make an art piece of their character. Please answer this ask with the art piece and @ them. I hope you have a great rest of your day!

(two versions for diff lighting)

i know mommyclan is kind of inactive now, but i still wanted to complete this so :3

@pumpkinspice-the-cat hope i did them right by you🙏

#LIS mutuals look away #/silly #mommyclan #wc oc #pumpkinspice #douchebag #i wouldnt be surprised if im the only one who finishes this^^

[driftkits-moth-net]

who is your least favorite clanmate?

Don't get lost in the woods with him for hours. It's not fun!!!

(Douchebag belongs to @pumpkinspice-the-cat)

#he kicked her like. 5 times or something #driftkit #anon #douchebag #mommyclan #mommyclan art #wc oc #ask!

[asksunheartmaybe]

haha look what I have

Imma hide it so you can’t get it back.

-Douchebag

[Image ID: a image grey fedora. /End ID]

#investpaw #mommyclan #id in alt text #ask investpaw #douchebag #my art