I think my favorite little parallel between Ascended vs Spawn Astarion has to be this little, probably even unintentional, detail in the epilogue:
Mr Vampire Ascendant, when confronted about freedom, asking the pc if they'd prefer sleeping in the dirt over "living" in his prescribed decadence.
Meanwhile, if left as a spawn Astarion is like
*Passes several chairs, rugs, a pile of pillows, and two log benches to plant his pretty little ass in the dirt*
"THIS DIRT'S THE BEST! I LOVE DIRT!!"
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want a crack theory? i'll give you a crack theory. right what if metatron knew about the body swap, and that's why he offered coffee to aziraphale, something we've never seen him drink. of course there's the implications of the 'give me coffee or give me death', but he was offering the coffee to weedle out whether or not aziraphale was in fact aziraphale, or if he was crowley
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"Admiral of the Narrow Seas. One who from drunkenness vomits into the lap of the person sitting opposite him."
A third installment of phrases from the Classical Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue.
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Item: Big John’s Breakfast Log, one of the only foods in existence known to satisfy a hungry Halfling (never mind that each log is supposed to feed an entire lumber camp)
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thinking about how men only have to do the barest of minimums to get soo much credit for respecting women. literally a man can be like "I think sometimes women can be smart" and he'll get a hundred women being like wow feminist king 😍😩🙌
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