#first graders

[thelatelatelatelatedoublefeature]

#first graders #abbas kiarostami

[echo-stimmingrose]

The thing about Percabeth is, they are not enemies to lovers.

They are two twelve year olds who are annoyed by each other, to trusted allies, to friends who argue, to best friends, to oblivious pining idiots, to lovers.

#honestly i kinda hate seeing them referred to as enemies to lovers when they are personality clashing 12 year olds who are so close #by the end of their first quest that they keep in contact via email; percy prints out a picture she sends him and keeps it with him to #remember her. and Annabeth is so protective thay she punches a random seventh grader she doesn't know for making fun of him #percy jackson and the olympians #percabeth #percy jackson #annabeth chase #friends to lovers

[icantdothistodaybruh]

For the kuro requests, can we get an Alois? I think he'd look super sweet in your style 👀🙏

It's been a year anon I'm so sorry but here you go🥀🥀🥀

#мой сын #МОЙ СЫЫЫН #fun fact Alois was my favourite character for quite a while when I watched 2 season for the first time #I even used to have dreams with him in it #we chilled and talked #what having no friends does to a 5th grader #kuroshitsuji #black butler #alois trancy #my art #sketch #ask

[aiweirdness]

Hey kids, what sound does a wooly horse-sheep make?

What about a three-legged chicken?

All you have to do is ask chatgpt/dalle3, and the highest quality educational material can be yours at the click of a button.

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#dalle3 #chatgpt #ai generated #farm animals #animal sounds #old mcdonald had a chicken-sheep #e i e i uh oh #even a first grader can call bullshit on ai here

[ale-belle]

A convo I just had w/ one of my students.

“You know that book, Jack and the beanstalk? What’s that kid’s name again? W/ the beans?”

“...Jack?”

“Oh ya that’s it!”

Summer school is fun.

#first graders #they kill me all day

[celestialwrites]

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ fluffy best friends to lovers dialogue prompts

✩ "what if i told you i love you? and not just as your friend."

✩ "can i kiss you? shit! i didn't mean to say that-" "shut up and kiss me you big idiot."

✩ "i don't want you going out with them," "why not?" "because i want you to go with me."

✩ "i've loved you since the day you threw a rock at me in first grade."

✩ "and if i did kiss you? what would you do then?"

✩ "if you were my (boyfriend/girlfriend/partner) i would worship the ground you walk on."

✩ "kiss me." "you aren't serious." "i so am."

✩ "because you're my best friend and i fucking love you." "you love me as your friend or as something more?"

✩ "when i saw you that first day of 7th grade i knew one thing, and it's not just that i wanted to become your favourite person, it's that i wanted to be your everything. best friend or more, just let me be your everything."

✩ "spin the bottle?" "there's only two of us..."

✩ "let's play a game, kiss, marry & love, the options are me, me and wouldn't you look at that, me."

✩ "are you... jealous?" "so what if i am?"

@celestialwrites for more.

#rock throwing is very romantic for first graders #prompts #writing prompts #dialogue prompt #fluffy prompts #fluff prompts #romance prompts #bestfriends to lovers #best friends to lovers #writers on tumblr #celestial’s fluff🪐

[postalrue]

God I wish I were him (both)

#my sister scream “GAY?!” when she saw me draw this #she's says it's cause she thought they were hugging??? #she's literally a first grader 💀 (yes I did correct her and explain why you cant just say that) #dRUE #postal 1 #postal 1997 #postal 3 #postal dude

[babypanther95]

One of my first experiences, upon no longer being in Israel and returning to my regular job as a teacher, is a student leaving a note in my classroom that says "Ms. --- is a Jew. No Jews. Hitler to come back." So you know. Really wish I was still in Israel or at least wasn't the only Jewish person at the school (teacher or student). By the way, I teach 6th grade...

#jumblr #jewish #israel #antisemitism #am yisrael chai #i told the vp #and she was like what would you like us to do #and im like i dont even know #also the kid didnt leave their name #and apparently im supposed to do the handwriting investigation to try to figure out which of 100 sixth graders it could be #this is not the first time a student has done something or said something antisemitic #its literally not even the worst thing a student has done thats antisemitic #maybe more of you should know this happens #all the time #any basically nothing happens as a result except that people like me just have to deal with it

[little-pondhead]

warning: long idea that came from u so u deserve to hear about it

was ranting to my sister about ur sketches cuz i fell in love with them and they are hitting at like 3 obsessions at once so points for u-

anyway I talked about the fenton creep stick (the joker panel) and my sister (who never watched dp) asked what it was, and after a confusing explanation we decided that a fenton creep stick can be any kind of object that is 1) long and swingable (like a crowbar or even a pipe) and 2) sturdy and not easily breakable

after being in the phandom I saw a lot of headcannons that after the ghosts appeared, the fentons started doing speeches at Casper, and they gave out fenton creep sticks "to be safe" or that the fentons sell those to Amity Parkers (THEY'RE NOT GUNS so they can do it) so pretty much everyone has one

adding those ideas to the fact that my sister thought at first that the stick had something to do with CREEPS (like pedos or stalkers cuz of the name) I now imagine the most famous design of fenton creep stick to be one of those stun sticks (that can not only be used on ghosts, but actual creeps!!!)

enjoy this idea cuz it sure gave me joy

asdfghjkl anon your brain wrinkles are amazing that idea is so funny to me. The anti-creep sticks are advertised all over town and it’s treated the same as a McDonald’s ad. No one really gives a shit but they still take note when there’s something new out.

And if you wanted to throw in the supervillain AU, I imagine it would go like this:

#pondhead replies #like imagine the jl just waltz through the dimension portal danny has been using #and this is the first thing they see #more than one creep stick was pointed at them when they were trying to ask about Fenton #they saw the branding and fenton merch and just assumed he kidnapped a whole town #and somehow made them into die hard fans #they don’t even realize they’re in another universe at first cause the amity parkers see a bunch of weirdos in costumes #and assume it’s Ghost Buisness #so they just defend themselves accordingly #god this is so funny to me #danny phantom #supervillain danny au #mad scientist danny #they are horrified that the Fentons give weapons to small children #imagine some random sixth grader is on par with Nightwing’s agility #probably because of ectoplasm enchancement stuff #but still that would be so jarring to see #a middle schooler goes toe-to-toe with Jon Kent in a game of tag #and can actually give a good fight to Damian #and the whole place is like this #and somehow Fenton IS STILL THE WEIRD ONE #sorry got carried away #hello to anon and their sister!!! #dpxdc

[96percentdone]

some of you guys talk about Damian like he's an adult man who just happens to be really small and not like. A six-year-old. every week there's like at least three new posts in the sxf tag talking about damianya and why its bad and its always because of damian's behavior like it isn't just like. standard faire six-year-old behavior. why are we upset that the six year old who experiences child neglect and grew up wealthy acts like a brat sometimes. he is a brat; he's fucking six.

#hope.txt #damian desmond #anya x damian #damianya #spy x family #sxf #i wouldn't want to date a guy who acts like damian either but y'know #the difference there is im looking for an actual adult who acts like one #and not a fucking FIRST GRADER #every day i scream #also lmao at everyone who pretends its about reading critically #basic reading comprehension is treating child characters as CHILD characters #not as adult characters #you cannot meaningfully criticize shit if you're just going to overlook a key detail of his writing #BEING SIX IS VERY DIFFERENT FROM BEING 26 OR 16 OR EVEN 12

[galedekarios]

this is probably going to be controversial and it's not meant to be a slight against gale or people who enjoy that particular headcanon, but:

i love gale, i truly do. but gale would not be great with kids imo. i can't see him as a father. i think i may have talked about this before, but i keep seeing it and while he has many great qualities, this, in my eyes, would not be one of them.

(apart from him saying outright that he doesn't consider himself "father material". which... why is this constantly being dismissed, lol? not wanting yenna to starve or arabella&mirkon not to die does not a good father make.)

he's extremely impatient. he states that several times over. even with the protag ("if the roles were reversed, i don't know if i would have your patience."), and while he does like sharing his knowledge and engaging different types of people from different cultures and walks of life in conversations, to learn, he has again, no patience.

there is a line about him having had students, too, but he does also state in the same breath that their "ineptitudes" irked him. he strikes me more as a professor with older students, who already have some sort of knowledge that he would be able to build on - and even that is sort of reaching tbh imo. what i would find more accurate is him being in the role of some sort of researcher, being able to do things alone and at his own speed. exchanging ideas with colleagues every now and then, perhaps.

so if he already disliked having students, and being annoyed by them, having no patience for them, i just am unsure how this is meant to work out with tiny little kids. again, i just cannot stress enough how much patience you need with children.

there's also other minor stuff like being sensitive about chaos, messes, smells, etc., liking his quiet and solitary time, etc.

all in all, i just think that gale being kind with children you meet in-game, not wishing for them to starve or die, doesn't necessarily translate to being a good parent.

i also think that someone being reluctant - or in gale's case, outright saying he doesn't consider himself the material - is not a great place to start either.

#like if you want that sort of stuff wyll is right there #on a personal note i'm teaching first graders rn and it's #i love them ok #but it's a lot #and i'm glad when i can go home at the end of the day #i would write more but i'm tired rn #i wish there was a tag to filter out this sort of content at this point tbh #ch: gale dekarios #vg: baldur's gate 3 #series: baldur's gate #text: personal

[shellsweet]

Despite everything. It's still you. 💛

#tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #sketch #fanart #tmnt oc #oc #tmnt fanart #undertale #kevin #Kevin is my first oc I ever made as a lonely 8th grader and thro that #I've made so many friends. 🫶

[cosmichawk]

past and present

#more like pain and suffering #btw this is not a triptych anymore bc while working on it i came up w/ new panels (??idk) for this shit #but that's a story for another day #first one is a ruin grader on devantaka mountain near the statue of the seven #second one is a ruin golem on that same devantaka mountain #third one is the abandoned eleazar hospital or dar al-shifa #it's not 100% clear who was that one doctor that operated there but let's be real - it can only be this bitch #first panel almost was my 13th reason why bc i fucked up w/ composition - redrew it - fucked up again but for diff reason #then i completely changed it and THEN i reversed that decision #first panel is what started it. i had to keep it. and i suffered for that. #genshin impact #dottore #il dottore #ch - art

[yandere-daydreams]

jljffjkdjflksdjfkl he's so,,, it's giving 'emo kid pulling you aside at a party to tell you about how pointless life is and how sonic adventures two fucked him up etc'. he's literally two seconds away from hauling you up to that bell tower and going full hellfire on your ass. love to see it love to see it.

#usually i'm not that much of a shipper #and i KNOW how annoying it is when people decide pretty vague dialogue lines are proof that character a is in love with character b #but let me have this one #i just think its so funny that the closest thing this game has to love interests are like #a ninth grader that threw hands with a cat on the first day of school #an emotionally stunted fairy prince who's ready at all times to cause an international disaster if literally anything goes wrong ever #and a seventy year old teenager who spent like a month too long on reddit #alas #what a glorious time to be alive #personal

[artistmitchy]

It's almost The year of the Ragon! 🐲

#Tezuka #Osamu Tezuka #Tezuka Osamu #手塚治虫 #Tezuka Productions #Unico #ユニコ #Unico manga #Unico First grader #Chao #Ragon #My art

[evilkitten3]

team minato modern middle school au where kakashi is the annoying genius who skipped like two grades, rin somehow lives in a hospital (no one's sure which nurse/doctor is her parent but. it's one of them. right? it's gotta be. no way did a bunch of worked-half-to-death medical staff accidentally adopt a baby someone forgot about. definitely one of them is her parent. her birth certificate is around here somewhere i'm sure look i'll get back to you once my shift ends in six hours), and obito is the class clown who lives with his awful anarchist stoner grandpa and calls his house "the cave"

minato is a former student of kakashi's dad's friend and he's their carpool driver bc no way in hell would that man be allowed to teach in real life

#naruto #naruto shippuden #team minato #team seven #hatake kakashi #nohara rin #uchiha obito #uchiha madara #namikaze minato #hatake sakumo #jiraiya #nobody knows who kakashi's mother is. his dad isn't sure he has one. he doesn't know where the kid came from but. the dna tests are clear #obito thinks it's the science teacher. y'know the one with like a bajillion different weird animals. only in this case they are all snakes #kakashi thinks that's dumb bc mr orochimaru is definitely a man probably #also bc when he asked he just got creepy laughter and a lecture on how to clone humans #i'm not kidding about rin btw no one at the hospital has any fucking clue where she came from #none of them are going to be the first to admit it tho #they tried to run a paternity test for her but the only match in their system was a man named nohara isobu. who's been mia for like 30 year #and yes being raised by an ever-changing stream of people none of whom had enough time for her did mess rin up a bit #on the bright side. she is easily the most medically proficient seventh grader in the history of anything ever #and she'll have recommendations for days when she applies to medical school #gai and his dad are also there but they're pretty much the same