SW incorrect quotes as things my husband and I have said to each other pt.1
Rex- "Why are you eating KFC corn right now? It's 7am!"
Fives- "I've made some questionable decisions in my time, this is one of them."
Rex, sighing- "you forgot to get cereal at the store yesterday didn't you?"
Fives, snorting- "more like I didn't go to the store."
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Med droid- "Lets see how much you've dilated since earlier."
Med droid-*starts to do its thing*
Padme- *makes a low and guttural moan*
Anakin, sounding hurt- "you've never made that sound when I do that."
Padme, deadpan.- "Shut the kriff up."
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*Cody and Obi-Wan showering together*
Cody- "Can you shave my back please."
Obi-Wan- "I would rather die, it's like a fur coat."
Cody- "Is that a no?"
Obi-Wan, rolling his eyes- "Give me the razor."
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*In a speeder with the windows rolled down, going down the speedway*
Fives, driving while picking long hair off his face and arms.- "For force sake Tup, keep your kriffing hair to yourself!!"
Tup, already annoyed- It's kriffing hair! I can't control it!" What do you want me to do about it? Shave it?
Fives, pick some out of his mouth,- "Yes Bitch!"
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Padme, clearly busy making dinner,- "Babe can you get Leia some juice, please."
Anakin, playing a hologame- Yea, just let me- KRIFF REX YOU CAN SHOOT ME THATS FRIENDLY FIRE, WE'RE IN THE DAMN ARMY YOU KNOW THIS!!!!!"
1 year old Leia, who hasn't said her first words yet.- "KRIFF!"
Padme, quietly-"Kriff"
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Rex- "You know when I was younger, Seventeen used to always tell me to find I nice man with a good job, and a good head on his shoulders."
Cody- "And did you?"
Anakin- *Walking past the window in nothing but his underwear, with one of the twins on his hip, laughing maniacally at a meme on his comm*
Rex, shrugging with heart eyes- "Maybe not but I love him either way."
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Jesse- *laying in bed holding his stomach*
Kix, getting into bed after a long day and laying his head on Jesse's chest. -Goodnight babe, I love you.
Jesse- *Farts really loud and long, heaving a sigh of relief afterwards.* "I love you too baby."
Kix, appalled. "I'll get the Gas-X"
Jesse, holding his pillow to his face because of the smell- "Yea you should probably do that."
Hope you enjoyed my husband and I say and do a lot of stupid things so.. there will be more lol
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I really like the specific niche of star wars fans that are just obsessed with clones (like myself) bc I swear, we are the most avoidant group of ppl the galaxy has ever fcking met.
what do you mean Hardcase died on Umbara? he looks fine to me?
Fives? Died? girl when? last I remember he was choking the life out of chancellor palpatine
Waxer, dead because of Krell? not if you don't look at it he's not
Domino Squad? ALIVE AND BREATHING, THANK YOU!!
Ponds? killed by a bounty hunter? I'd like to see her try, Mace would kill her
99 will never die, fight me
Tup? are u crazy, I saw him yesterday, we hugged it out
THE ENTIRE 332 COMPANY? We are literally having drinks with them right now, what are you on about?
Jesse has never hurt a soul in his life, he is the goodest boy in blue, he would never raise a pistol to Ahsoka, stop talking okay??
Cody? kill obi wan? someone's been drinking the funny juice huh?
order 66 who? never heard of her, leave me alone, no I mean it. go away. stop. STOP, LEAVE!!
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