#food feature

[worm-in-the-earth]

fresh plums <3

#my roommate's friend got an ungodly amount from her grandparents and now we get some too #they taste like the ones that used to grow in my yard #food feature #quinn's thoughts

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Lan Wangji might be an unstoppable force, but Xie Lian has 800+ years of practice of being an immovable object.

(poll results here for context)

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #lan wangji #bonus comic #The most resounding conclusion the community came to agree on is thar Xie Lian is bad at cooking on purpose #and is stubborn to the point of refusing to let go of this feature (not a bug) of himself. #though if you practice being bad at something on purpose you do just…get bad. #Poor lan wangji probably had to watch him do horrendous food crimes in the kitchen. #crushing eggs in his fists and throwing it into the bowl or pan (shell and all). #Burning water. Throwing in ingredients based on the roll of a dice. Putting in leaves and cool rocks he found. #He is living his best life mind you. And I think as long as he is happy then let him make his potions. #This is *his* version of art therapy. It just shouldnt be fed to anyone. #lwj would probably try to make it more theraputic after realizing that the bad cooking skills were on purpose. But even then XL is a rock. #he will not do anything he does not want to. Including processing feelings. #Don't idealize that btw. You will do yourself no favours by ignoring hard emotions. Love and peace everypony; Its a hard world out there. #Hua Cheng and wwx hung out during all of this and have since become hunting buddies. #Sometimes its birds sometimes it's each other. For sport.

[andthebeanstalk]

Me: hm, I want something to put on the TV as background noise... Huh. Looks like YouTube is recommending something called The Last Unicorn. That's perfect, it's probably some old shitty animation that has aged poorly! I can watch it ironically!

Me, 2 hours later as the credits roll: *crying, cheering, buying the book, composing the songs*

Me, 2 weeks later: So I have compiled all of the quotes from the book that I think could make good tattoos, and also, HOW HAVE I NEVER LEARNED ABOUT HOW THE LAST UNICORN FUCKING SLAPS??? This gay-ass little fairytale fed my soul! Watered my crops! Transed my gender! Can't believe I heard of this story from youtube recommendations, of all places!!

#original #the last unicorn #tlu #peter s beagle #molly gru #schmendrick #schmendrick the magician #two of my favorite characters in anything right there in the center of the story! and I'm glad I saw the film first! #my reading ability has diminished due to trauma disability etc. but it seems like having a visual reference actually really helped! #no wonder i only ever want to read fan fic! turns out reading is not actually Superior to other types of Storytelling. it's just different. #to say otherwise is snobbishness I have been eminently guilty of in my life! #but like it is easier for me to consume tv and movies and that is fine actually. also that's why I'm doing a graphic novel lol #because i wanted to make something i would actually be able to read if i found it at a library. altho the audio book IS gonna be bomb #the audiobook is for visually impaired readers and anyone who wants or needs it! accessible stories for everyone! yeah!! #my gender was already transed but now I've gained an ADDITIONAL gender! which one? I'll never tell 😘 #i am so powerful i have so much fuckin gender. my wife has no gender. and she is equally as powerful. #and also she has STUDIED THE BLADE #mostly zoro's blades from One Piece #normally YouTube recommends me shit movies like idiocracy or smth this is like if every day ur cat brought you a piece of rotten food and #then one day it brings you a BEAUTIFULLY ANIMATED TALE FEATURING MY BELOVED TWINK FUCK-UP WIZARD FRIEND AND MY ALL-TIME HOMEGIRL MOLLY GRU #and also it's soft and beautiful and funny and fucking weird!! i wrote melodies to the songs in the books on my ukulele

[atmothart]

Wouldn't lizard fashion be something like spikes and scales and a frilled lizard collar?

Like so?

(Bonus art under the cut)

#thank you anon I've been wanting to draw proper lizard fashion for a while and this gave me the motivation I needed #dracula daily #re: dracula #dracula #lizard fashion #The colours I chose here make Drac look like Harry Du Bois - which is appropriate given how I tend to depict his personality in my shitpost #bonus under the cut featuring Dracula's Weed Smorking Girlfriends #personally I really like the theory that the three vampire women are actually dracula's wife and two daughters #since the book never actually calls them his wives and the two subordinate girls are specifically described as looking similar to him #the idea that he turned his family but is no longer capable of loving them (or being loved by them) adds a whole extra layer for me #because he still goes through the motions - goes out to get them food (babies) and provide for them/fulfil the role of a patriarch #but its hollow and loveless and done out of strange obligation/habit - like an echo of being alive #BUT for the sake of comedy I will always draw them as his three weed smorking girlfriends because it's just funnier #or rather as I like to think of them - his three weed smoking EX-girlfriends who spend all day making fun of him and and freeloading #I'm going to tag any art with them in it from here on out as #the ex-wives of dracula #he's going to england to escape their ridicule

[happypeachsludgeflower]

Modern day YouTube au where Xie Lian is infamous on the internet for his catastrophic cooking channel.

#Xie Lian is an internet cryptid ™ #every segment ends with Hua Cheng trying the newest dish with a straight face and rating it 10/10 #there are conspiracy theories that he’s not mortal because surly he should have died by now #YouTubers are making reaction videos where they try to remake the concoction following the same steps as Xie Lian and trying the food #Xie Lian’s cooking catastrophes are now featured on buzz feed unsolved because no one can recreate it to be toxic #the buzzfeed guys use Xie Lian’s cooking as a plausible murder weapon in some of their cases #the fans go feral in the comment section trying to figure out where the man went wrong while others insists it’s staged (it’s not) #they’re also feral over Xie Lian being the prettiest but that’s neither here nor there #mu qing has a fashion channel and feng xin does a martial arts/parkour channel and they both pretend they don’t know Xie Lian #unsuccessfully because they live with Xie Lian and are often caught in the background of Xie Lian’s videos making horrified expressions #there are memes of them; they hate it #mxtx tgcf #tgcf #tgcf mu qing #tgcf feng xin #tgcf hua cheng #tgcf hualian #tgcf fengqing #mxtx hell #mxtx fandom #mxtx au #tgcf au #heaven official's blessing #heaven officials blessing #xie lian #hua cheng #mu qing #feng xin #fengqing #tgcf fanfic

[veinsfullofstars]

Daroach: *slaps roof of DMK* This bad boy can fit so much salt in- *is soundly punted into the sun by DMK*

(ID: Kirby series fanart comic of Daroach and Dark Meta Knight having a snack break and being silly, based off of this incorrect quote. Transcript below the cut. END ID.)

I told myself this would just be a quick sketch. Y'know. Like a liar. Anyway, thank you for the inspo, @incorrect-star-allies! (I hope you don't mind that I took some liberties with the quote. ^^' I can never resist adding some extra characterization, haha.)

Started 03/14/24, finished 03/15/24.

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Transcript:

Panel 1

*DMK sits on the ground in his cape and armor, his mask tilted up to the top of his head as he prepares to take a bite out of a foil-wrapped burrito, one eye opened to glance towards our left. Daroach - holding up a container of strawberries in his paws - enters from our left and plops down beside the knight (SFX: POF).*

Daroach: Hey, sunshine! Whatcha eatin'? (Looks tasty!)

Panel 2

*DMK tilts his mask down as he chews, the burrito now turned to show a single bite taken out of it. Daroach turns his head to look slightly over the knight's shoulder, leaning heavily on one paw and idly digging into the container of strawberries set between his feet with the other.*

DMK: Eh, you wouldn't like it. It's really salty.

Panel 3

*Daroach turns back to lift a strawberry towards his open mouth, smiling smugly with his eyes shut and brows high.*

Daroach: Heh, y'sure about that? After all, I like you, don't I?

*DMK turns to squint at the thief through the visor of his mask, red lines of irritation shooting off from him in little zigzags.*

#veins art #veins fanart #fanart #kirby series #kirby #daroach #dark meta knight #comic #incorrect quotes #can be read as platonic or romantic #I saw the quote and simply had no choice #a million other things I'm supposed to be working on and my brain said “bang this out in two days instead” and I said “yes dear” #featuring Dameta Squeent #(... when did I make it my mission to make every character do a Big Squint(TM) at least once?) #I probably could've given Daroach actual rat-like teeth... but sadly I am both a coward *and* a sucker for pointy chompers so here we are #How Many Times Can I Draw the Same Rat and Have Him Look Different Each Time: The Movie: The Musical: The Lunchbox #food tw #veinsfullofstars

[little-pup-pip]

Gothic moodboard for a 3-6 year old with plushies, cheese and a deco paci

Sure!!

#another #gothic moodboard #!!! #i love making these #goth is not my aesthetic #clearly #but i think it's so pretty anyway!! #so i hope you like it! #and that your cheese of choice is featured #sfw interaction only #moodboard #sfw agere #age regression #agere #sfw littlespace #agere moodboard #babyre #age dreaming #baby regression #cw food #food #food mention

[protosymphonette]

society if gordon still had his ponytail </3

#gordon freeman #half life #gman #alyx vance #barney calhoun #isaac kleiner #featuring my slice of life buddy comedy au where shephard and gman are roommates while shephard is detained #gordon crashes on their couch for 20 years #gman keeps eating shephards fucking food that he buys but he keeps denying it #sorry just a glimpse into my twisted brain #symphonart

[shitsncraps]

thinking about my rooster who has taken to showing me the latest real estate in the yard

the latest offers include:

clump of grass

clump of grass

clump of grass

clump of grass

the architect is of course none other than The Very Same Rooster, with his signature Flattened Grass flooring and Long Grass walls, really perfect for nesting except for one problem.

i am not a hen.

here’s the rooster in question btw

#last photo also features his father who fears human interaction but is getting more tolerant of me because i let him have cat food #chickens #chickenblr

[silksongeveryday]

Drawing Hornet everyday until Silksong comes out - Day 202

request by @/crunchontoast !

#hollow knight #silksong #hk hornet #hollow knight hornet #silksong hornet #hk lace #hk ss lace #silksong lace #hollow knight fanart #hk fanart #also btw lace works at every fast food location in this universe #I’ve basically put all the characters featured on here into an au of sorts #but yeah that’s lace’s role lol

[fauvester]

I love love loooooooooove the little bit of extra fat under garak's chin. kiss landing pad

#i think its the cutest feature in a face. u know that lump when you scrunch your face back #supremely soft. and kissable to boot! #dee s 9 #hes supposed to be the supercool sharp edgy hardbodied assassin #but hes also like a little round. little soft. comfy. #could still rip your throat out with his teeth. but also enjoys a sedentary lifestyle and good food and drink.. as he should

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

💙❤️Happy Holidays!❤️💙

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #lan wangji #wei wuxian #This is *specifically* fanart of the interfaith christmas cards featuring santa and his jewish rabbi husband spending time together #Why? Well as I was trying to think of things to draw for the season I realized there was another classic Blue and Red pairing to reference #They are going out for chinese food after this photoshoot. Kosher of course. #I want them to star in an interfaith hallmark film. A meet cute + save christmas + murder mystery in a small town kind of story #Or! Maybe they are just going to have a chill holiday break together and bake some treats with the extended family #So many fun possibilities about this bonkers concept I have no intention of making a bigger deal out of #speaking of Big Deals though; #If you have ever wanted to show appreciation for this (free) daily comics blog then I have one Holiday request: #If you have the means to - please donate your money to either a local food bank or a Yemen relief fund #there are so many people going without food and every bit helps. Truly would be the best holiday treat ever #and if you do not celebrate this holiday season…it’s also my birthday! You wouldnt want to let down the birthday cat would you? #(DISCLAIMER: it may or may not actually be my birthday. I may just be pressing emotional buttons to influence people to my cause) #(DISCLAIMER 2: I cannot vouch for any charities you donate to. Please be cautious and research properly before donating)

[fonziqor]

and to us 🥂

#aziracrow #gomens #good omens #good omens 2 #aziracrow fanart #good omens fanart #aziraphale #crowley #ineffable husbands #azicrow #artists on tumblr #fonziart #very last minute print for a local con #sooo happy coz #i feel like i finally figured out how to draw their features within my artstyle with this one #Struggled with the food tho

[raviollies]

TAVERN NIGHT!

Been chipping away at this for several months, but finally completed! Featuring our entire CoS party, from the left: Lancelot, Arameia, Eirwen, Ez, Jien, Vasilli, Blythe and Ireena (& Rahadin lurking in the back)

#curse of strahd #cos #ezmeralda d'avenir #ireena kolyana #vasili von holtz #rahadin #arameia #eirwen #jien #blythe #FEATURING FOOD IVE EATEN IN MY EASTERN EUROPEAN HOUSEHOLD

[highways-are-liminal-spaces]

November 2023

#song is boom boom mancini by warren zevon bc unfortunately i am now invested in combat sports #so this features combat sports (mma via bellator's final card) #also alcohol and food and uh. idk what else is a trigger. #oh! flashing lights! #anyway thank you filmnoirsbian. doing these has made my life better #my video diaries

[little-pup-pip]

Happy New Year!!

#new year #!!! #i love new years #i always drink sparkling grape juice #so i thought I'd feature it here! #and also make sure people know that it's not alcoholic #because i wouldn't feature that here! #anyway happy new years! #i hope it's a good one! #sfw interaction only #moodboard #sfw agere #age regression #agere #sfw littlespace #agere moodboard #age dreaming #middle regression #cw food #food mention #food #food cw