#fucked my brain out with that quote

[ao3-crack]

(x)

#archive of our own #ao3 stuff #ao3 quotes #archive of our own quotes #fanfic #fanfic quotes #funny #ao3 #ao3 tags #Author Has No Plan And It’s Causing Her Problems #how dare you call me out like this #it’s not like I’ve been staying up an extra hour every night trying to write a single one shot #bc the only time my fucking brain wants to come up with the next part of the plot #is when im already cozy in bed and halfway to being asleep

[drawfee-quot3s]

my wife married. me

and she could marrY youO tOo if you're not cArefuL

- jacob

#sometimes im like . fuck marriage #and then #i think about writing up a list of wedding gifts u want #and i go ok i get it #and then i see jason and julie and my brain turns inside out and i turn insane and i have to chew through my own leg to prevent myself jumpi #ng out the window :) #drawfee #drawfee quotes #drawfee stream #drawfee extra #ultra special monstober spooktacular #jacob andrews #jacob drawfee

[ruedesfillesducalvaire]

i still haven't recovered from this

valjean's choice of phrasing is sending me lmao he could have used something so much subtler

but no, he goes with "blow that man's brains out" ("brûler la cervelle à cet homme-là"). he is SO over javert. he's like, "i wanna fucking end that guy."

and javert just goes "yeah that's fair"

#hello???? #your honour they are literally so insane #then valjean lets him go and javert is all 'hey i thought you were gonna blow my brains out. fucking end me you cowardly bastard' #and valjean is like 'will you just fuck off. fuck off out of my life forever' #dynamic of all time #valvert #javert #jean valjean #the brick #the brick quotes #lm 5.1.18 #les mis #les miserables #les misérables #sylvie's own nonsense

[skitskatdacat63]

“Do you think love can bloom even on the battlefield?”(Monaco 2010-2013)

#the caption is (mostly)a joke and i *do* think im being funny with it #but that quote just suddenly popped into my brain and I could not stop laughing #but honestly tho that is my motto for any f1 ship but particularly abt drivers on the podium being touchy #like 'yeah you just beat me but i can respect that and so im gonna hug you about it' #(yeah yeah ik them hugging probably isnt that deep but their affection to their competitors means to much to me emotionally <3) #i like that the red bull boys are always at the scene of the crime its like they started it in 2010 and then committed to it #im particularly insane about the sebson and martian ones but as always webbonso going above and beyond #nando really said fuck these weak mfs bro-hugging im gonna clutch mark like hes my lifeline even tho he just beat me #btw i did research into all of the past 24 monaco podiums for this but these had the most flavor and theyre all directly chronological #sorry ik the spain gp is practically upon us by now but im still in monaco hell #i gotta get all the monaco posts out of my system #monaco: all bangers all the time #also this was meant to just be a photo post but then i looked at the actual footage and it turned into a gifpost oops #sebastian vettel #mark webber #jenson button #nico rosberg #fernando alonso #martian #sebmark #sebson #webbonso #sico #f1 #formula 1 #monaco grand prix #monaco gp #we do a little bit of f1

[luck-of-the-drawings]

VIOLATOR!! DESECRATOR!! TURN AROUND AND MEET THE HATER!!

VEEERRRY HAPPY WITH WILLIAMS LIL SCARY ARC. HORROR MOVIE BOY. LIL ZOMBIE GUY. UNDEAD AND PIIIISSED OFF LIKE CMAAAHHHNNN I HOPE HE KEEPS THAT CHAINSAW FOREVER. IF YOURE UNDEAD CAN YOU STILL GET A NICOTINE ADDICTION? I SURE HOPE SO!

#jrwi fanart #jrwi show #jrwi prime defenders #jrwi pd spoilers #william wisp #FIRST: IF YOU DONT PUT ROB ZOMBIE IN YOUR WILLIAM WISP PLAY LIST I KILL YOU. SECOND: BEHOLD MY EASTER EGGS. FIRST EASTER EGG IS THE CHAINSA #I WROTE CHAINSAW ON IT A BUNCH BC I DIDNT WANNA DRAW DETAILS. ALSO ITS FUNNY. SECOND EASTEREGG IS THE LOBOTOMY CORP HOODIE. #THIRD : HEY KIDS YOU WANNA SEE A DEAD BODY? QUOTE FROM HELLSING ABRIDGED. REMEMBER HELLSING ABRIDGED? YEAAAH YOU DO #OKay those are the easter eggs. also i hope william actually gets into smoking i think thats SO funny. also its cool as hell #like with the blue wisp fire n everything? COOOl as hell i hope he gets his leather jacket back too. REMEMBER KIDS! #smoking is COOL AS FUCK but also itll kill you so dont. if ur undead its fine though. #IN OTHER NEWS! williams 'need a hand?' bit was SO fuckin funny. like it didnt need to be that funny. I WISH I COULD ANIMATE THIS WHOLE SHOW #ITS SUCH A CLEAR CARTOON IN MY FOUL BRRRAAAAIIINNN!!!!!! SPEAKin o my foul brain i LOVE SWIRLS!! CAN U TELL??? #I LOVE DRAWIN WILLIAM WITH THE SQUARE/ROUND SPIRALS DEPENDING ON HIS MOOD. ESPECially in the black/white/grey arc #i draw him with only sharp spirals in that arc. the spirals soften once he chills out tho. YOULL SEE IN THE NEXT DRAWING I POST #guyyysss i love william so mmuuuuch i project all my middleschool gothness onto him and it makes me so happy #im sO GLAD I FIUCKIN FIGURED OUT HIS HAIR BTW. IT LOOKS SO GOOD NOW. LOOK AT ME IMPROOOVOEEE AAAAAIUURURUGHHRAAAUUGHHHHHHH

[theotherrichardpapen]

killing eve // wishbone; crush - richard siken // letters to milena - franz kafka // a primer for the small weird loves; crush - richard siken

#me making killing eve content instead? it's more likely than you think #anyway this actually started out as a comparative piece between hannibal + killing eve + like minds #with the scenes where hannibal stabs will for the knife quote and alex holding nigel's body at the trainyard #for the 'you take the things you love' quote #the holy trinity of fucked up murder couples (to me. sorry louis and lestat i know you're missing from here) #BUT i absolutely could not get it to work out so i went with just ke instead #the S2 ending parallels with the S3 bridge scene will always occupy a part of my brain and THAT is the thing i could rant about for 30 mins #also not to keep talking about like minds on this post but the fact that in both the ke scenes here and that film #both couples try to kill one another after facing rejection immediately preceded by their partner killing for the first time #like the unintentional parallels between these pieces of media is insane #killing eve #villaneve #eve polastri #villanelle #oksana astankova #eve x villanelle #web weaving #quotes

[idk-bruh-20]

Irondad fic ideas #152

Every year around the holidays, a "bug war" breaks out in the Parker-Stark households 

Not bugs as in creepy crawlies. Technology bugs. Surveillance.

Tony and Peter are both determined to figure out what the other wants for the holidays 

The two are on surprisingly even ground: Peter's spider-sense doesn't consider this a threat, and FRIDAY won't snitch. They both have to find any "bugs" the old fashioned way.

Bonus:

Soon enough the whole Ironfam is wrapped up in it. November and December become a time of yearly paranoia, everyone watching what they say and "checking for bugs." 

Even Peter's friends discover tiny bugs on them. When Ned first learns the itty bitty robot behind his coat button is from Tony Stark trying to find out what he wants for Christmas he faints on the spot

Bonus 2, Crack Taken Seriously Boogaloo:

For a bit of drama: it's all fun and games until one year Peter gets kidnapped. The situation is bad. They only find him in time thanks to one of the "holiday bugs" Tony recently snuck on

#like when your ipad listens to you but these dumbass geniuses literally both wrote sentient AIs #irl: you google neat vacation spots and suddenly facebook wants you to know about their $39.99 beach towels #fic: may once cursed out her oven in a fit of rage #for xmas that year tony 'big of brain dumb of ass' stark hired her a PRIVATE CHEF #tony: but may! you seemed upset! you quoted gordon ramsey at your kitchen appliances! in italian! #may (after ushering the nice chef from italy out the door): YEAH WELL HERE'S ANOTHER QUOTE FOR YOU #I WAS TALKING TO MY KITCHEN APPLIANCES YOU FUCKING DONUT #NOT TO YOU #tony: but may!.. (spatula aimed at his head smacks into wall) #irondad fic ideas #irondad and spiderson #ironfam #iron dad and spider son #peter parker #tony stark #fun fact: these are the shenanigans that led to the great bunny disaster of 2012 #btw rhodey is to blame for things escalating so quickly #one year he said in earshot of one of peter's bugs: gosh I wish I had a way to participate in this fun bonding game :( #peter- immediately makes rhodey a whole batch of his own bugs #nothing was ever the same #weekly reminder that i love you all but am too busy to be human :) #see announcements

[ihavemanyhusbands]

LMAOOOO toby being like a stand in toddler for john and jane 😭😭😭 “take the medicine and i’ll give you a cigarette”

#ron perlman is so fucking funny #mr and mrs smith #1x05 #notable quotes: #ARE YOU SOME KIND OF EVIL COLONIZER #its dynamite DUMMY #i know this is some fucking twisted honeymoon for you people but im bored out of my fuckin brain rn #I THINK I THREW UP #spoilers

[placebo-ambrosia]

Hey look it’s my fav green tinted dead end office job man

‘Nothing is static, everything is evolving, everything is falling apart’

#fucking around #oil pastels #fight club #soapshipping #edward norton #fight club narrator #fanart #this changed my brain chemistry #tyler durden #probably will delete later #brain rot #get out of my head #quotes #doesn’t get any better than this!

[metaphorically-saltire]

Denton: so when did you guys find out you're... Davey: oh, we're not gay- Denton: sorry, my apologies Jack: wait we're not? Davey: no- Denton: ...

#javey #newsies #newsies incorrect quotes #Also i love newsies incorrect quotes #Tag me in any pls + ty #:D #Edit: fuck i just realised this is similar to Kelly's #Hate it when my brain remembers things i dont #And just decides to implement them into my life #And i dont realise until i come across that one moment outta like a thousand #So sorry kelly haha #Credit for the last few lines #Go check kelly out #@racetracks-fvckin-chair

[tigergendermoved]

Remembering the toxic hellscape that was 2015-2019ish SU fandom and just how much hate the show got is really insane when you rewatch the show after it's been a while. Like the show is good what the hell were any of these people talking about

#do NOT quote me on those numbers i pulled them straight out of my ass #like the ending was rushed and the diamonds didnt get to be fully developed but liek #the whole reason that was the case is there was an entire 6th season planned #and then the show got axed early because rebecca sugar and crew refused the back down on the rupphire wedding. #and even rushedness aside like the point of the show was never that you should hug fascists and forgive people no matter what #the diamond were rose's (and his) dysfunctional family whose personal suffering became the basis for the cruelty of gem society #bismuth in The Real World would have been right to want to kill the diamonds as a force of revolution #but the point of the show is that even the most complicated people are still people who can change. even if you dont forgive them #even steven quartz universe the most loving boy in the world very obviously does not like being around the diamonds. but that is how it is #it was a children's show that emphasized compassion and communication and family as themes. of course steven didnt kill the diamonds lol #i really fully believe the stevenbomb format (which was not the crew's choice or fault) cooked peoples' brains #you had months between major arcs so every wrongdoing by a character had months to be warped and misinterpreted and so no resolution could #ever satisfy fans who were festering with their own opinions for way too long #like these arcs looking back are not that long and they resolve in fairly reasonable manners but they took fuckin forever in real time to #wrap up #and ppl on the internet with no other hobbies than arguing made the fandom suck to be in and gave su a bad name #even if you dont like steven universe i think the amount of vitriol thrown at the show is/was fucking INSANE for what it is lmaooo #people were so so jolly to accuse rebecca sugar (a jewish lady) of being a fascist/fash sympathizer and paint every writing shortcoming or #morally dubious character action as a sign of pure fuckin evil #ok that was a long ass fuckin rant in the tags i am so sorry i'm just kind of opinionated on this matter as i am all matters #i've been rewatching su with my dad lately and this very normal and well paced and fun watchthrough experience has been illuminating #just how insane and uncalled for the hellish discourse sphere around su was/is #i say was/is i have no idea what su discourse is like nowadays. i'm too scareds to look in the su crit tag

[woahpip]

im not beating the bisexuals are greedy discourse (i have a date tonight)

#my husband is so excited for me and im fucking losing my mind <3 #sorry for poly posting #(to the tune of sorry for party rockingaoisdfhoasdifjasdof) #i feel so nervous and a bit of shame for quote unquote stepping out and am scared this will ruin things with my partner and MY BRAIN IS #SCREAMING #but i want to try! #ANYWAY #pip talks

[ectopuppy]

tomorrow is homestuck....

#i was.. going to draw something specific but i in no way have time to do that now #gonna have to pull back and try n do somth more attainable #actually i did that redraw for danphan and you know what else i can pull out from that era??? #the literal first piece of hs fanart i ever did so maybe ill do a redraw for this anniversary too lmao #i uh.. to quote myself on the dannyversary 'my brain fell out' and i fucking forgor to start the thing i was planning to draw lmao #im um having a bit of a real one lately #and by lately i mean for the last....... eight months.. give or take #something something ive been experiencing the horrors etc you knowwww #puppy noises

[jendoe]

this relaxing tea better fucking work.

template 1 | template 2

toni belongs to @risingsh0t and maddie belongs to @phillipsgraves!

#*ajedits #oc: dawn 'third' moustafa #yes. yes i did use a fucking meme in the relationships section what of it #not my fault i could only choose One of them to feature as partner #anyway #i ran out of brain power. really fast. clearly #theres too Much going on in the second template fr #also no timeline bc i .. NO BRAIN #its 2 am lmfao #hana and elise are Also mine #and big thank you to alyssa and char for letting me use toni and maddie hehe #and another thank you to char for writing the quotes #will gonna have to rb this later AGAIN ITS LATE

[madiralaya]

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#i gotta plan and make to do lists so fucking hard ive only got two months #im getting so excited about studying?! 😭 #i think now that finals are close enough i can see the path clear #its like that rumi quote the closer im to things the better i see how far im from them or something #i think i messed up second internals and i do not want to be casual anymore #i do not have time to be sad about if im getting involved in petty hostel shenanigans i want to study #idc if i end up scoring less that the girl who only studies night before and end up scoring more than everyone somehow im doing this for my #future #please god help me be focused and motivated please #im glad i skipped classes to spend these 9 days at home even if i can't go home for another four months and have to cry my brains out #ig ill be okay #ive lost all my hobbies and interests and all i can think about rn is jobs and internships so i think thats what i can do #study #if not the best at least consistent #okay maybe ill listen to ttpd #but STUDDDYYYYYY

[bourbon-ontherocks]

(insp)

HPI: Haut Potentiel Intellectuel

1.05 / 2.05 || 1.07 / 2.07 || 1.08 / 2.08

#tf1 hpi #hpi #hpi edits #my edit #hpi gifs #brosse adam #adam karadec #morgane alvaro #I made these while listening to making love out of nothing at all by bonnie tyler and let me tell you that it was a fucking Experience #also I was the exploding brain emoji when I realized the eps number were symmetric between seasons #which allows me to tag this as #hpi parallel #I've been dying to use this quote forever and I finally found the time to work on it #anyway #enjoy <3 #audrey fleurot #mehdi nebbou