#get a job

[phatcatphergus]

Imagine being tricked into legally marrying your best friend and then be legally stuck in matrimony bc he won’t sign the divorce papers and instead writes an entire wattpad fanfic about how you won’t kiss with tongue

#tommyinnit #tubbo #what is WRONG WITH HIM #GET A JOB #STAY AWAY FROM HER #amiga

[zaerxa]

GIRLFRIENDS

#bungoustraydogs #bsd #dazaiosamu #dazai #artists on tumblr #procreate #bsd sigma #sigzai #STOP IT I NEED ALL OF YOU TO LISTEN TO ME #defending sigzai isn’t enough I need a gun #truly the solution is just sigskk #they’re so so so cute and silly #GET AWAY FROM HER #GET A JOB

[arosebyanothername7]

Call me a hipster but I kind of want doll collecting to stay a niche hobby. Every time dolls or doll collecting blow up online the prices skyrocket.

I don’t care if people make fun of me for having dolls because the thing I hate more than being made fun of for having dolls is having my hobby being ruined by hustle culture resellers treating plastic toys like house flippers treat real estate.

#doll collector #doll collector confessions #doll prices #monster high #bratz #LPS #rainbow high #barbie #get a job #leave us collectors and hobbyists alone

[bitchesgetriches]

Getting a job:

How to Write a Resume so You Actually Have a Prayer of Getting Hired

How to Write a Cover Letter like You Actually Want the Job

Ask the Bitches: What the Hell Else Can I Do to Get a Job?

How to Frame Volunteering on Your Resume When You’ve Never Had a Job

How To Get Ready For a Job Interview: Prep Yourself Before You Wreck Yourself

Common Job Interview Questions and How to Answer Them with the Confidence of a Mediocre White Dude

10 Questions You Should Never Be Asked in a Job Interview

What to Wear (and What Not to Wear) to a Job Interview

What to Do When You’re Asked About Your Salary Requirements in a Job Interview

How NOT to Determine Your Salary

How to Find Remote Work: On Getting the Elusive Work-From-Home Job

High School Students Have No Way of Knowing What Career to Choose. Why Do We Make Them Do It Anyway?

The Actually Helpful, Nuanced, Non-Bullshit Way to Choose a Future Career

Myers-Briggs Personalities and Income: What Your Type Says About Your Salary

I Just Applied for a Job. How (And When) Should I Follow Up?

Our Best Secrets for a Successful, Strategic, and SHORT Job Search

Season 2, Episode 11: “I Tripped and Fell into a Career I Don’t like. How Do I Reinvent Myself?”

Freelancing and side jobs:

Should Artists Ever Work for Free?

Stop Undervaluing Your Freelance Work, You Darling Fool

Romanticizing the Side Hustle: When 1 Job Isn’t Enough

The Ugly Truth About Unpaid Internships

Freelancer, Protect Thyself… With a Fair Contract

Ask the Bitches: My Boss Won’t Give Me a Contract and I’m Freaking Out

I Lost My Job and It Might Be the Best Worst Thing That’s Ever Happened to Me

Becoming a Millennial Entrepreneur (in the Midst of a Pandemic) with Katelyn Magnuson

11 Awful Mistakes I Made as a Self-Employed Freelancer, and How YOU Can Avoid Them

Workplace benefits:

Workplace Benefits and Other Cool Side Effects of Employment

Your School or Workplace Benefits Might Include Cool Free Stuff

Your Yearly Free Medical Care Checklist

Dafuq Is a Retirement Plan and Why Do You Need One?

How to Save for Retirement When You Make Less Than $30,000 a Year

Season 2, Episode 6: “Someone Offered to Mentor Me! How Do I Be a Non-Sucky Mentee?”

Navigating the workplace:

My Secret Weapon for Preparing for Awkward Boss Confrontations

Are You Working on the Next Fyre Festival?: Identifying a Toxic Workplace

Woke at Work: How to Inject Your Values into Your Boring, Lame-Ass Job

Can Looking Weird at Work Be Good for Your Career?

Why Is Short Hair Controversial? An Examination of Expensive, Annoying Beauty Standards

Season 1, Episode 1: “Should I Tell My Boss I’m Looking for Another Job?”

You WILL Regret Accepting Your Coworker’s Social Media Friend Request

Season 1, Episode 5: “I Don’t Love My Job, but It Pays Well. Should I Quit—or Tough It Out?”

Season 2, Episode 7: “How Do I Throw My Incompetent Coworkers under the Bus?”

Sexual Harassment: How to Identify and Fight It in the Workplace

Getting a raise:

Salary Range: Are You Asking for Enough?

A Millennial’s Guide to Growing Your Salary

The First Time I Asked for a Raise

You Need to Ask for a Fucking Raise

Should You Increase Your Salary or Decrease Your Spending?

Getting a promotion:

Santa Isn’t Coming and Neither Is Your Promotion: How To Get Promoted

How I Chessmastered Myself Into a Promotion at Work

Job Hopping vs. Career Loyalty by the Numbers

The Fascinating Results of Our Job Hopping vs. Career Loyalty Poll

I Hate My Job and I Don’t Know How To Leave It: A Confession

A New Job, a New Day, a New Life, and I’m Feeling Good

Season 1, Episode 9: “I’ve Given up on My Dream Career. Where Do I Go From Here?”

Working remotely

How to Successfully Work from Home Without Losing Your Goddamn Mind (Or Your Job)

How to Find Remote Work: On Getting the Elusive Work-From-Home Job

8 Genres of Productivity Music (Plus Our Secret Stash of Personal Favorites)

My 25 Secrets to Successfully Working from Home with ADHD

#resume #cover letter #job search #job hunt #getting a job #get a job #career advice #job search advice #job #freelancing

[lesbiamano]

flirting vs harassment.

this wonder guy or whatever the fuck his name is is tryna be goro akechi so bad😭😭YOU WILL NEVER BE GORO AKECHI

i can’t believe atlus is trying to feed us offbrand shuake bullshit. i’m doneee

#persona 5 royal #persona 5 #shuake #just jesting of course #but i do love how everyone just started shitting on this dude immediately #get away from akira #get a job

[mekibun]

A old concept of Kyubey gijinka I had in mind since 2017, I love this evil creature :)

#puella magi madoka magica #kyubey #madoka magica #madoka kaname #GET A JOB #STAY AWAY FROM HER

[waterghostype]

seeing jay hate on twt makes me want to die KEEP MY WIFE’S NAME OUT OF YOURMOUTH!!!! yeah hes annoying and flanderised and done incredibly dirty BUT HES MY GUY ONLY I GET TO SAY THAT!!!!!!!

#ninjago #jay walker #aphid philosophy #GET A JOB #STAY AWAY FROM HER #thats jokes i literally hate him #i had a dream where he was my boyfriend like 2 days ago #im a lesbian

[tv1xx]

STAY AWAY FROM DEBBIE, ANGSTROM

#STAY AWAY FROM HER #GET A JOB #DEBBIE TAKE COVER I GOT YOU #invincible #invincible season 2 #GUYS IDK WHY THE PIC IS COMPRESSED LIKE THAT #YOU GET THE POINT

[ollieflopkins]

people are afraid of how much cunt domi serves at all times people are afraid of cunt that’s the problem. you can’t handle that he’s beautiful and CUNT all day every day and you ARENT ugly anons

#get a job #take it to heart #when you get blessed with a beautiful brown eyed curly haired pouty lipped cute nosed man and you’re still complaining about something #stfu #dominik szoboszlai #liverpool fc #lfc

[missmeinyourbones]

watching gojo get st*bbed by toji (i literally read the manga and knew this happened, i canonically know he’s fine)

#get AWAYYYYY FROMMMM HIMMMM #GET A JOB #jjk s2 spoilers #jjk spoilers #jjk season 2

[enderbugz]

She's so gorgeous I love her sososo much yall don't understand ☹️☹️

Edit: Art creds to @/ chaoslose for the 3rd pic!!! I didn't realize it was fanart before-- just got it from pinterest and thought it was an official panel

#shes actually the loml #btw if you say anything weird in the tags i will hurt u #SHES JUST A GIRL #LEAVE HER ALONE #GET A JOB #rouge the bat #team dark #sth #sonic the hedgehog #fandom posting #enderbugz rantz #art theft is bad kids

[proudzionist]

Lol the boycott Israel movement is a stupid movement and it's not working .

Wasting time like everything else they do 🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱

#boycott israel #get a job #get a life #its not working #Israel #palestine #hamas #gaza #pro israel #pro zionist

[epiclamer]

operation has taken over my brain in the most positive way possible i love them

Uhhhh pt.3 of course— im sorry this is so late—

@hollowgast1

Part 1 Part 2

Operation Pt. 3

Hero’s surgery had been successful. Villains attempts to keep them rested and out of pain, had not. Well, more or less.

Ever since the villain had taken the hero back to their house for recovery, Hero had been a pain in their ass.

They would never rest, wouldn’t sleep, wouldn’t eat, wouldn’t drink, would refuse any type of pain killers as tears streamed down their face from the agony. Every chance they got they would drag themselves out of bed and attempt to run.

It didn’t matter how much talking or reassuring Villain did, nothing got through to their head. And understandably enough, it was driving them insane.

Now, the hero was tied by each limb to a corner of the bed with fabric restraints, that they still somehow managed to hurt themselves with. Giving the criminal even more wounds to take care of—as if they didn’t have enough already.

“Hero, please eat something. Drink something. Anything, just please.”

The crime-stopper didn’t move, they looked like a deer in headlights and the only telltale sign that they were still alive and not frozen was their hyperventilating. Villain watched their chest move out of time with their breath due to their broken ribs that were trying to heal ever since the surgery. But Hero wouldn’t give them a break.

In the back of their head, Villain was counting their BPM and every alarm bell was ringing ‘too fast, too fast, too fast—’. They dropped their head in defeat, the water bottle and bowl of applesauce in their hands hit the bedside as their arms fell and the hero flinched harshly, hitting their head against the headboard.

Some sort of overly kind instinct rushed Villain’s senses for a moment and they wanted to jump on top of the hero and tenderly care for their bumped head. But exhaustion was stronger, was heavier, and it weighed them down too much to care. If Hero didn’t want to eat or drink, Villain couldn’t force them. They’d just die here on the villain’s bed, of thirst or reopened wounds, it was a close call between the two.

Villain groaned; they were being ridiculous. Ridiculously stupid. They were caretaking. They couldn’t give up. The hero just needed an incentive…

“You’re scared that I’ll hurt you.” Hero’s silence was answer enough. “If you take this kindness, that I’ll use it against you to hurt you.”

No response but the hero seemed to sweat, shuffling backwards just a tad from the other.

The villain nodded, trying to dig up a plan in their dazed mind. They huffed a small laugh, “easy fix… i’ll just threaten your loved ones or something for if you don’t eat.”

It was a joke. A terrible excuse of a joke that held no mocking tone whatsoever. But it made the villain laugh.

They were starving, worked-to-the-bone and so, so, so, fed up. That the idea, the stupid idea sure to only traumatize the hero further, was actually hilarious.

Villain burst out in laughter, letting go of the water and food in their hands as it rested against the bed. They crossed their arms over their chest and threw their head back, cackling and wheezing so hard their legs began to shake. It took them quite a few long deep breaths until they could calm down, eyes occasionally falling on the horrified hero and they couldn’t help but laugh some more.

Then, in a moment of pure delinquent fun, they leaned forwards, crowding the hero against the bed and stuck our their hands. Wiggling their fingers and eyebrows in unison out at the other as they whispered, “eat, drink, take care of yourself or I’ll destroy everyone you love…”

Unfortunately, or maybe fortunately, Hero didn’t take the statement as lightly as Villain did. Sitting as far up as they could in an instant before tears started rolling down their face and they turned into a blabbering wreck.

“P-Please— d-don’t hurt them—I swear, I-I’ll eat, I’ll drink, I-I’ll do anything, just please…”

Oh.

Shit.

In instinct, Villain would’ve scrabbled to fix the mess they had just created. But their common sense brain kicked in at the last second and they hesitated, frozen in spot, frozen in thought. Maybe… just maybe… this could work out…

Against their bonds, Hero looked crazed, yanking desperately at them as they cried and begged. Their first words since they had arrived. Villain almost felt proud.

Almost.

Tentatively, as if they couldn’t believe the development just yet, Villain picked up and held out their water bottle. The cap was already unscrewed and as it reached Hero’s lips they only hesitated for a split second before gulping down the refreshment.

Villain could’ve sworn they saw a look of pleasure filled relief as they swallowed the last of the water, but it was gone and replaced with guilt sooner than they could blink. Then, before they could give the hero any extra time to reconsider, or for this all to be some too-good-to-be dream, Villain held out a spoonful of applesauce.

Hero looked two things, relaxed and fearful. Which were two emotions that generally didn’t go hand in hand. But the villain figured that their brain must have been fighting itself between one half that wanted to cave and the other that wanted to be defiant.

Eventually, they caved. And very slowly they parted their lips, allowing the villain to spoon feed them until the bowl was polished clean. Even if every swallow was slow and painful, they didn’t stop opening their mouth for more until it was all gone.

“Wow…” The villain stared down at the empty containers. “That’s all it took, huh?”

The hero’s lip quivered as they made eye contact. “Y-you won’t hurt them, r-right? I-if I’m g-good?”

At the last sentence a chill ran up the criminal’s spine, whoever had imprisoned their enemy prior had done some serious mental damage that they had yet to assess. Normal patients didn’t do that; but normal patients weren’t highly sought after heroes either.

They weighed their options and after a brief period of contemplation, Villain decided that the most crucial thing for the both of them would be some rest. So, carefully, the villain clicked off the bedside lamp. Taking their dishes towards the room door as they exited, looking back once as they stopped in the doorway.

“I’m not going to hurt anyone. Just get some rest and everything will be fine.”

Villain tried not to feel disappointed as they headed for the kitchen and then the couch. But to their heart it was worse than a stab wound, Hero actually believed that Villain was going to hurt the ones they loved.

All of their previous trust… The years they had spent building their relationship and bonding, was now out the window.

They flopped back onto the squeaky cushions and closed their eyes. In the morning everything would be okay. Hero finally ate something. That was step one.

Tomorrow—while they got the hero to sleep some more—they could begin their hunt for whichever sadistic fuck had destroyed their nemesis and Villain smiled slightly at the thought.

#LISTEN UP. #you lot keep giving health science majors this many exams #and you’re going to be begging for doctors. #i am FED. UP. #TAKING MY MONEY AND MY LIFE #GET A JOB #hero x villain #villain #villain x hero #hero #drabbles #fantasy #imagines #scenarios #hero and villain #hero x villain prompts #villain and hero #heroes #villains #heroes x villains #heroes and villains #villains and heroes #villains x heroes #oneshots #whump #whumpee #caretaker #writing #whumper #hero whump

[bitchesgetriches]

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#work from home #remote work #get a job #how to find a remote job #how to work from home #career advice #job advice

[aintinacage]

tom holland tuesday - part 12

#tom holland tuesday #tom holland #thomas holland #part 12 #hot celebrities #celebrities #celebs #celebrity #hot celebs #daily celebs #famous people #famous actors #famous men #cute actor #cute men #cutie #cute #handsome #handsome actors #handsome celebrity #cute celebrities #famous celebrity #unilad #the crowded room #tcr #get a job

[chososdiscordkitten]

your so rude and make it seem like you hate writing fics idk why your on this platform if your gonna act like this 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

...first of all,

your You're so rude and make it seem like you hate writing fics. idk why your you're on this platform if your you're gonna act like this 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

and secondly;

THIS IS RUDE??? ME???????? RUDE??? please be so fucking fr. I don't think ive ever said one rude thing to ANYONE on here who didn't start it. I can be a cunt, and I can be fucking mean, but I choose not to.

I hate writing fics that I have no interest in anymore. Why would I want to write something I don't like???

And i'm on this platform to share what I DO like writing.

Act like this? Like what? like I can have an opinion on what i've produced and what ive written??? NEWSFLASH BABE, you don't like how fucking ''rude'' I am?????? leave. nobody is keeping you here.

Next time you choose to send a hate into my inbox- check your spelling 💞

#jjk #⋆ ˚｡ ⋆୨10 asks୧⋆ ˚｡ ⋆ #get a job #booooooo #tomato tomatooo