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strawglicks · 3 months

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Flint likes watching food cook

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yabakuboi · 3 months

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Robin has a love-hate relationship with Steve-and-Eddie. Love, because those are her best friends and her best friends are in love with each other and they never leave her out of anything. Hate, because sometimes she wishes they would because she keeps accidentally third-wheeling herself.

She doesn't hate it that much though, if she's honest. It's just fun to complain, especially because it riles the both of them up.

But right now, she's being quiet so she can witness one of her secretly-favorite Steve-and-Eddie rituals—of which there are many, but this one is silly and endearing.

It starts like this:

The waitress sets down their drinks, lemonade for Robin, coca-cola for Steve, and a cherry soda for Eddie.

"Don't you dare," Eddie says, even as Steve reaches for Eddie's drink, slipping his straw in next to Eddie's and slurping obnoxiously. Eddie doesn't even pretend to stop him anymore. "Unbelievable."

"I just want to taste it!"

"You could just get a whole glass of it! All for yourself!!"

"It's too sweet, I don't want a whole glass."

"What, so you think you can just help yourself to mine?"

Steve's grin is far too smug, even for Robin, even when Steve slides it to her so she can take a sip. Steve is right, it is really too sweet and she wrinkles her nose, but it's worth it for the offended gasp Eddie makes when she slides it back to him.

The diner is their favorite, because everyone who works there has given up on understanding their weird dynamic: Robin and Steve squished into on side of the booth while Eddie's spread out on the other, Robin making gagging noises whenever Steve brushes against her, even though they never sit in any other configuration. The staff has long since stopped asking which of them was her boyfriend, and that's perfect for her.

Besides, she knows that under the table, Steve and Eddie have their ankles locked together like the disgusting love-sick dorks that they are.

The Steve-and-Eddie show continues when their meals come out. Chicken fingers and fries for Steve because he's an actual child, and breakfast for dinner for Eddie because he likes to be contrary. And then the real performance begins.

They "fight" over the ketchup bottle, which really means that Eddie picks it up and Steve snatches it out of his hands—only for Steve to spread it over Eddie's scrambled eggs (gross) for him before he adds a disgusting amount to his own basket.

Eddie makes a game of stealing Steve's fries when he thinks he isn't looking (Steve is, he's tallying each one up in his head, Robin knows this because she's doing it too), and when he finally "catches" Eddie in the act, he steals Eddie's last piece of bacon—the one that's sat untouched for the last five minutes for this very reason.

Then, Eddie's "forcing" Steve to try his grits, like he does every time, and game eats a spoonful of it, every time, and then complains at length how much he hates it (and he actually does hate it, the texture is just not for him, Robin knows because it's the same for her too).

And then they do the worst, most disgusting thing ever: they split the pancake in half. Without fail. Without argument. Every time.

Robin, slurping on her strawberry milk shake that she will NEVER share with anyone ever, thinks that stupid pancake is like the symbol of their love or something. Sh's sure if they weren't in public, they'd be feeding it to each other.

"What?" They say it in unison, and Robin hates when they do that to her.

(Eddie complains about it right back at her, because she and Steve do the same thing to him all the time. They should blame Steve, since he's the common denominator, but he just looks so pleased about them both that they can't rag on him for it, so Eddie remains Robin's sworn enemy and vice versa.)

"What what?" she sneers at them, voice quiet. "You two are disgusting, it's like you're making out right in front of me right now."

"What are you, homophobic?" Eddie hisses back, just as quiet. "I'm in love with your best friend, Buckley. I'm making out with him in front of you for the rest of your life."

"Ugh! I hate you so much."

"Right back at you."

And then they start kicking at each other beneath the table, no doubt catching Steve's ankles in the crossfire. He doesn't tell them to stop though, and Robin can see that pleased, sappy smile on his stupid face out of the corner of her eye, so she lands an exceptionally harsh blow to Eddie's shin in retaliation for making her best friend so happy. He digs his heel into her toes in return.

#steddie #steddie fic #this was originally meant for a steddie love month prompt but i missed posting it up LOL #when will i write steddie without robin??? never #their three musketeer-ism is so important to me #they probably fight over her for best man at their wedding #and they are joint best man at her's #the robin eddie rivalry for steve's love but also they are steve protection squad and steve gossip mongers and steve hecklers #steve 'affection-starved' harrington absolutely thriving having two ppl obsessed with him rn #my fic #dribble drabble #my steddies

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candle-scm · 1 month

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reunion at ember island

#atla #avatar the last airbender #zukka #zuko #sokka #atla fanart #digital art #my art #artists on tumblr #the strangely close gossiping in ur ear to smooching pipeline #what if we were in our late 20s at ember island on a trip with the squad #and we kissed.....#haha jk jk #unless

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daddiesdrarryy · 6 months

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Draco: Can you believe it? Like, it doesn’t even make sense! At all! Why would he ever do that?

Pansy: Merlin, so Potter asked Cho Chang out for Yule Ball, what’s the big deal? She didn’t even agree! Why are you getting all dramatic about it, Draco?

Draco: Okay, first of all, I’m half a Malfoy and half a Black, being dramatic is literally in my blood. Second of all, it IS a big deal!

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coolpointsetta · 10 months

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“i won’t say i’m in love” and it’s roy going through his bisexual crisis while the yoga moms tell him he’s fucking stupid and in love with jamie

#ted lasso #royjamie #roy x jamie #joy #roy kent #jamie tartt #yoga moms are like babe we saw how you watched him on the telly #yoga moms gossip squad #own post

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theabyssgazesalsointoyou · 18 days

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i really like the idea of the squip squad being super awkward ‘friends’ right after the squipcident because it’s like. whether you like it or not we have a bond from going through all this crazy shit together and you guys are the only people who understand what i’m going through and there’s just a lot to sort out. they hang out together but they’re not really friends. most of them hate each other and there is so much awkward history between them but they don’t really have a choice so they just begrudgingly tolerate it. somewhere along the way they manage to actually become friends but they absolutely hated each other at first lmao what i’m saying is the squip squad exposure therapied themselves into becoming a ‘found family’ and that is just so funny to me

#the 8 of them just sitting together at the lunch table in absolute silence #christine and occasionally brooke are the only people to try to start a conversation that falls flat in 30 seconds #jeremy only gives one-word answers when the question is directed at him #jake halfheartedly picks it up just to be nice only to go stone cold when rich says something #chloe is sitting at the furthest edge of the table in complete silence and nobody is willing to acknowledge her #jenna throws out some gossip that nobody’s really interested in but relieved to hear anyway #until michael announces the bell is about to ring and everyone just scatters #repeat for 2 weeks nobody's on speaking terms but they know about each others' personal lives to the tiniest detail #repeat for a month there’s some casual small talk going on #somewhere along the way a group chat is made and they’re hanging out outside of school and they actually enjoy each other’s company #but no one knows how it happened #they are so weird nothing about their friendship is natural #bmc #be more chill #squip squad

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ridiasfangirlings · 26 days

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Yata helps his little sister make chocolate for valentines and decided to make one he could give to Fushimi as well. March comes around and Fushimi has to find a white day present for Yata.

Imagine this post-ROK, Yata’s been spending more time at home with his family and reconnecting with his siblings. His mom asks him one day if he can stop by and watch Megumi for a few hours while they take Minoru to some school event and Yata says fine, he doesn’t mind. He thinks about asking Fushimi along but Fushimi’s busy with work so Yata goes by himself. As soon as he gets there Megumi just grabs his hand and drags him into the kitchen saying she needs his help. Yata’s mom tells him it’s fine but don’t ruin the kitchen as she’s on her way out that door, leaving poor Yata totally at a loss as to what’s happening. Megumi tells him that it’s almost Valentine’s Day and she wants to make chocolate for school (Yata has a protective big brother moment as he’s like wait is there a guy who dared to pursue my little sister, Megumi rolls her eyes and says it’s for her class — but maybe there’s a couple special chocolates she wants to make too).

Yata agrees to help her and they start making chocolates and chatting. Megumi asks Yata if there’s anyone he wants to make chocolates for and Yata starts to laugh, saying girls give chocolates and anyway who would he be handing chocolate out to. The moment he says it though Fushimi’s face flashes through his mind and he suddenly gets all red. Megumi sees this and is all excited, asking who big brother likes and is it Saru. Yata can’t believe he’s so obvious even his little sister knows, but he sighs and admits that yeah, it’s Saruhiko. Now Megumi is even more excited, imagine they go from Yata showing her how to make chocolates to Megumi giving Yata all these tips on how to make the best chocolate for Saruhiko. Valentine’s Day arrives and Yata ends up on the steps of S4, blushing as he hands Fushimi a heart-shaped chocolate (meanwhile the S4 alphabet squad are huddled in the bushes watching and gossiping).

Fushimi takes the chocolate and he and Yata get to have a little moment, Yata kissing him goodbye as he heads off to work and Fushimi left standing there holding this chocolate all baffled from being given affection. Things are fine until March when Hidaka excitedly walks by and asks Fushimi what he’s doing for Yata-san for White Day, Fushimi’s all ‘eh?’. Hidaka’s like you know, White Day, Yata gave you chocolate right. Fushimi suddenly realizes that he is now expected to get Yata a gift in return and he’s in crisis mode because what does Misaki even like besides Homra and skateboarding, what kind of presents do you get for someone you’re dating for White Day, why is this so stupid and hard why does he have to do this. He would like to just blow it off but he’s also vaguely aware that Yata’s always doing so much for him and wouldn’t it be shitty of him if he didn’t do this one small thing for Yata for White Day.

Fushimi starts looking for a gift, imagine the alphabet squad being all nosy and offering suggestions. He’s told people usually give white ribbons but that’s normally for girls isn’t it, so that’s no good for Yata. Imagine Fushimi thinking about that though, and on White Day he ends up handing Yata a white cord hair tie. Yata’s confused until Fushimi mumbles how he’s noticed Yata ties up his hair now for skateboarding competitions, so he just thought this would help and if Yata hates it and throws it away that’s fine it’s just a hair tie anyway. Yata’s immediately like no no I want it, I’m gonna wear it every competition from now on, just grinning ear to ear because Fushimi bought him a present.

#sarumi #Talking K #pls imagine Yata with his hair in a small ponytail while he skates #I just think he would look nice with his neck all bare and kissable #wearing Fushimi's white hair tie and somehow Fushimi loves seeing it when he's watching the competition #S4 squad are all watching and gossiping bc what else are they supposed to do #work?

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vounoura · 1 year

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the fact everyone just knows abt each other in these assassin groups that fucking despise each other is hilarious

#Bug Squad tag #and then they just gossip and vague abt each other all day #this isn't even a new thing. the dbh and the tong are having a pissing contest by the cyrodiil/morrowind border in OB #which is legitimately the single funniest non-explicit piece of environmental lore in all TES games ever #the dbh seriously just. put every single one. of their most important leadership in fucking cheydinhal and it's so fucking funny #saint.txt

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screampied · 7 months

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Omg how are you doing???

Sorry I haven't checked in, or written ... drowned in schoolwork which totally killed my vibe ugh.

I also forgot I'm not supposed to open my Tumblr in public LMAO I think the people sitting behind me in my second class probably got a lil shocker if they were looking at my screen XD

HI 🫶 im good !!!!!!!

kinda. just currently studying n cleaning. keep getting side tracked tho. at least break is approaching quickly so that's good. no worries tho omg don't apologize bae. you're always welcome whenever <3 same schoolwork has been piling on me lately plus it doesn’t help that i’m such a procrastinator ☠️☠️

how are youuuuu tho!! also idk what to call you actually do ya have like an alias or nickname i can call youuuuu.

#i’ve been so busy man #my wips r just staring at me i fear #i have this one toji fic and the plot is so hot #it’s inspired by suicide squad #but i’m scared it’s gonna be like 10k words bc it’s actual plot 😔 i dislike plot #wasn’t gonna post that yet tho #but yes yes tell me how are you!!!#also i couldn’t add u on dbd bc of the platforms i think 😭😔#💭 : weekly gossip!

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keepscrollinghun · 2 years

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#gossip girls #im rooting for brazil if this is their squad #🔴⚪#brazil union #alisson becker #roberto firmino #gabriel magalhaes #gabriel jesus #brazil nt #brazilian

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petrichoraline · 6 months

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bff sleepovers in bls my beloved >>>

#dy prem and samsi watching tv teasing each other over crushes and gossiping is just so heartwarming #theyre just a squad having silly fun #the only other sleepover that comes to mind is from the eclipse with akk kan and wan singing #and they had quite afewsleepovers actually #cooking crush

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strawglicks · 4 months

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gossip trio!

#toontown #ttcc #toontown corporate clash #bellringer #benjamin biggs #mouthpiece #belle dama #firestarter #flint bonpyre #gossip squad #strawglicks art gallery #yes gossip squad will be a tag i reuse for these guys .. even if its only 2 of em interacting #anyway i always thought of ben and flint as friends #and i know ben and belle seem to be friends #and then the flint and belle comic came out and permanently rewired my brain #so here we are.

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midnightwitch92 · 1 year

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Random Character Shipping

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somedaytakethetime · 6 months

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#normally i'd make a gift but.... THERE'S SO LITTLE FOOTAGE OF HIM LET ME HAVE THIS #HE'S SO SMILEY AND HAPPY #WHY AM I ONLY NOW FINDING OUT THAT JONNY ISN'T ON SQUAD DUE TO INJURY???#WHO'S KASPY GONNA GOSSIP WITH THEN??? WHO??#THIS IS SICK!!!#Kasper Schmeichel #king thicccness #danish captain america

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musingmemories · 1 year

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𝐌𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬, 𝐋𝐨𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐲 𝐠𝐫𝐢𝐩 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐲

Hello friends! I’m just a sleepy girl excited to write my favorite female canon muses, so welcome to my messy independent multi-muse blog corner of Tumblr. I'm thrilled you're here!

— Penned by L. she/her. 25+. cst. uses beta editor only. discord RP optional.

— Featuring my favorite female canon MUSES from various anime and TV show/movie fandoms.

— If you're interested, feel free to send in a Prompt/Meme or an Unprompted Ask if you'd like to get started that way! Just specify muse~ (I'm ridiculously shy so if I don’t make the first move that’s why!💕) You’re more than welcome to continue them with a reply!

— RULES ARE UNDER THE READ MORE.

Welcome to my blog, I appreciate you taking an interest! — This is an independent, selective, canon adjacent, canon divergent, multi-fandom, multi-ship & multi-muse blog. — Mun is 25+ with 10 years of RP experience, so anyone under 21 is kindly requested to not interact. — The female canon muses are from various anime and TV show fandoms, and I will continuously be editing my list. — Please advise there will be triggering themes of violence and gore on this blog. Reader discretion is advised as I do not tag my posts unless privately requested.

— This blog is going to be low activity as I have real life and work to juggle. As much as I'd love to do rapid-fire threads all day every day this just isn't possible. I promise promise promise I love all of our threads and put a lot of thought into them when I am able to write them. Discord is a little easier for the rapid-fire if you're interested, just send me a DM! Otherwise, please give me a nudge to remind me if I owe you a response.

— FEEL FREE to take your time as well. I’ll always be here when you’re ready to dive back in just as excited and raring to go when I get your reply! — I do use Beta Editor. I write novella style descriptive replies and use small font. I have a tendency to let my muse carry me but please do not feel the need to match length if I get carried away. — I will only RP with canon not OC siblings of my muses as I unfortunately do not have the time to research and read your bios that you have put all your hearts and souls into. Thank you for your understanding! — My big request: please do not be an asshole. If you don’t like my portrayal, that’s fine. I’m doing this for fun and I want this to be a safe space for everyone I interact with. There’s a block button for that. — Ghosting happens, I understand and respect your boundaries and decisions. That being said, I will do the same should I feel uncomfortable and hope you respect my choice as well. — I will block blogs that revolve around triggering themes such as incest and pedophilia. — I do have a tendency to write romantically. Because I adore shipping, I’m a ship whore and most likely I’m wishing for the same canon ship you are. Please don’t hesitate to spam me with your musings and ship inspo. I’m so so here for it and am a fellow spammer myself!

penned by L. she/her. 25+. cst.

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erthlyheavn · 9 months

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You can also bet that the sin's secretaries have a group chat.

#❖ᴘᴀʏ ɴᴏ ᴀᴛᴛᴇɴᴛɪᴏɴ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡʀɪᴛᴇʀ ʙᴇʜɪɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴜʀᴛᴀɪɴ: ᴏᴏᴄ #they use it for venting about their jobs/coworkers/bosses #general gossip; sharing funny memes; and making plans to hang out with each other #They're the Secretary Squad™#self commentary

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