#greedfall incorrect quotes

[am-i-dead]

been a while since i did some incorrect quotes, so here are some for my newest niche hyperfixation: greedfall

#greedfall incorrect quotes #greedfall #greedfall video game #kurt greedfall #petrus greedfall #dr aphra #captain vasco #síora greedfall #constantin greedfall

[jiwoonsea]

Kurt: you either buckle down and do your work or you’ll end up at McDonald’s

Constantin: WE GOIN TO MCDONALDS IF I DONT DO MY WORK??

Kurt: NO—

#thank you quote generator for this gem #i had to draw it bc it was so good #Kurt’s face was such a struggle to draw I have NO idea how to do it I’m sorry if it looks off hdkdjskd #constantin’s such a dork I bet he’d love a happy meal #greedfall #my art #digital art #constantin d'orsay #art #constantin #digital sketch #greedfall fanart #captain kurt #kurt #kurt greedfall #constantin greedfall #greedfall meme #incorrect quotes #greedfall kurt #greedfall constantin #comic #fanart

[daddypetrus]

De Sardet: There's a master key and a spare key for the De Sardet house. Kurt has both of them.

De Sardet: When we asked, "What if you die, Kurt? How will we get into the house?", he said "If I'm dead, you have all been dead for weeks"

#greedfall #incorrect quote #incorrect quotes #de sardet #kurt #meme #memes #source: the office #greedfall kurt

[incognito-insomniac]

Siora: Where's Kurt?

Aphra: Don't worry, I'll find them.

Aphra, shouting: De Sardet sucks!

Kurt, distantly: De Sardet is the best person ever! Fuck you!

Aphra: Found them.

#incorrect quotes #greedfall #siora #aphra #kurt #de sardet

[detective4blog]

The BBC Sh*rlock Characters I actually care about + Sebastian Moran as shit I've said while playing video games, possibly part one.

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Sebastian: Do I get to kill that guy?

Jim: No!

Sebastian: THEN WHATS THE FUCKING POINT.

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John: CAN YOU STOP KILLING ME FOR A MOMENT I NEED TO FIND MY HEALING SHIT- oh you bastard.

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Irene: Hold on I need a minute there was a pretty girl,,,

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John: *calmly doing something*

Sebastian, doing the same thing but an absolute disaster about it: MY NUTS ARE ON FIRE.

John: *surprised laughter*

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Jim: Who the fuck do you think you are?

Irene: Hey! Language!

Jim:

Jim: Who the fucking fuck do you fucking think you fucking are you fucking fucker?

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John: What the hell am I supposed to do and why?

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Sherlock: *attempts to say something*

Sebastian: Literally shut the fuck up! Shut up! Why are you even here? Fuck! My day is ruined. Jim, why'd you bring him along? What the fuck!

(context for that one, Micah attempted to speak and I lost my shit)

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Sebastian: Hey- oh I'm being knocked out.

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Jim: I WILL KICK YOU FROM MY FUCKING MINECRAFT SERVER.

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Sebastian: Where are my fucking scissors I'm throwing these at a bitch.

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Jim: Shut the fuck up and turn around, I am trying to poison you.

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John: Oh you fucking stabby bastard!

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Irene: Where the fuck is the...what the fuck was that???

Molly: I think that's death.

Irene: Oh come ON.

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Jim: Listen here you little shit, this is a team, not a "eh fuck you guys I'm doing my own thing"!

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Sebastian: Shut up, I think I know how to kick ass.

Sebastian two seconds later: What am I doing fuck shit fuck.

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Molly: I am too tired to deal with your bullshit...oh wait this is illegal, I'm in.

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Jim: I got MUD all over my SUIT, I'm a STUPID BASTARD, and it's still FUCKING RAINING. I'm out of here.

#sebastian moran #jim moriarty #John Watson #irene adler #molly hooper #sherlock holmes #bbc sh*rlock #half of these were shit from Heavy Rain playthroughs RDR2 Mario Kart Hitman and Greedfall lmao #shitty incorrect quotes

[diceyfall]

Random NPC: Why are you helping me so much?

De Sardet: Because my life is a mess right now and I compulsively take care of other people when I don’t know how to take care of myself

#greedfall #de sardet #incorrect greedfall quotes #that's my DS anyway #although i feel like all DS have at least some measure of savior complex going on #unless you played yours like a total sociopath i guess

[singerguitar22]

Training

Kurt: [holding Constantin by the neck]

Constantin: [a little shit] oh harder daddy

Kurt: [who know the joke but it's panicking] sOn!!?

#Sorry I have to #don't mind me #greedfall #incorrect quotes #incorrect greedfall quotes #constantin d'orsay #greedfall kurt

[greedfall-for-heretics]

Vasco: Did you and Siora fight?

DS, prepping to sleep on the couch: Yeah, our rule is that the person at fault has to sleep on the couch.

Vasco: What did you do? Maybe we can fix it.

DS: I called her girlfriend a dumbass.

Vasco: ...But you're her-

DS: I know.

#greedfall #f!de sardet #vasco #incorrect quotes

[ahiryn22]

CONSTANTIN AND DE SARDET POST ENDING BE LIKE

#constantin d'orsay #constantin x de sardet #greedfall #de sardet #el dorado #incorrect greedfall quotes?? #new gods #spoiler #ending #greedfall post ending #constantin is Miguel obv #constantin x male!de sardet #constantin x m!de sardet

[apovasnormandy]

De Sardet: You know, this Bridge Alliance is growing on me. Like a tumor.

#greedfall #de sardet #incorrect quotes #dragon age #same goes for Thélème

[alashazam]

Vasco: *walks up to De Sardet with a sprig of mistletoe stuck in his tricorn*

De Sardet: Vasco, what is that...?

Vasco: Siora taught me a native tradition where you have to kiss whoever is under this plant with you. I figured this would be sufficient.

#greedfall #vasco #de sardet #incorrect greedfall quotes #i just want to see him put a stick in his hat because he thinks it'll make de sardet kiss him #i'll probably have to draw it at some point #also i like having the headcanon that the natives of tir fradi celebrate holidays similar to midsummer or yule etc

[am-i-dead]

Vasco: You need a hobby.

Kurt: I have a hobbies…

Vasco: Fawning over De Sardet isn’t a hobby.

#this is like kurt in every fanfic ever #captain vasco #greedfall #greedfall incorrect quotes #greedfall kurt #kurt x de sardet

[ufogoo]

ok ill put this under the cut on my greedfall thoughts

wow theres a lot huh. ok well i got p invested in the game, clocking to 90 hours!

undoubtedly i did really love connie, and christ i have a lot of fanart and fic about this whole series that really foreshadowed this future huh. but nonetheless connie and sardet i will like... destroy for them idk the way they were written !!! i go crazy

anwyays. im very underwhelmed with the good ending? in comparison to the bad end cinematic,, ehh. i think the good ending was good of course im not talking about the aftermath scenes but i mean the effort put into the cinematogrophy

o yeah also before this game i saw so much conniesardet art and now im just like... yall go away they are COUSINS. idk their cousin bond is.... thats family no matter what. CHRIST!!!! i love them so much but not like that

i wish there was a bigger community to discuss this game with (those who arent weird and into cousincest !!! why is thereSO MUCH COUSINCEST CONTENT.... id love to discuss this game and join s conversation board w those who are normal )

i loved the companions so much, i romanced vasco ! i dont think brighton de sardet and vasco got together like how the game plays it. more like homoerotic life partners at sea LOL

but nothing. nothing would ever get me more sad then the end of act 1 i was actually so depressed that day. "constantin, is that your blood?" i replay that scene in my head religiously

overall the fact that less then 30 people made this game baffles me, the cinematics were glorious and i much preferred greedfall cinematics to d/ragon age ones. (pours juice "wot is this?")

now i need to make a fix it fic for the ending cause god knows im feeling absent inside

there were a lot of flaws in the game for sure but i think it overall it was an interesting play ! Like touching upon all the horrible stuff in the past i was worried about but they handled it very well! Glad that it didn't endorse anything bad it really was a game being like "hey this shit sucks".

also a month or so ago i did a incorrect quotes generator and its really hitting now

but yeah ! connies madness arc also made me ahhh, like i get it? he went mad with power and it makes me :(. i wouldve loved to see it more explored though, like a longer set of quests of constantin proving to be much more of a danger and such- and overall surprises and all. obsessed with his design and how it played out though. i think about the line

"do not kill him for anything in the world" to much

nonetheless- gg ! im so baffled that the company made such a solid game with such a low amount of people, and i enjoyed it a lot. ive played the gta story and online before this and i definitely did not spend as much time as i did on greedfall.

i got into the game cause it was angsty, and left feeling accomplished ! i care a strong and significant amount for all the characters in this game

#shoutout to trev for being there w me every step of the way king i wouldnt have made it without u #anyways #greedfall #sana plays game #thaats it folks ! im going to pass out now #i feel like this game gave me so much anxiety. christ #time to rewatch the end of act 1 before i sleep like usual

[daddypetrus]

De Sardet: *taps finger*

Vasco: *taps back*

Petrus: Stop, my children.

De Sardet: Stop what?

Petrus: I'm no fool, I know you two are talking about me in Morse code.

De Sardet: Yes, that's exactly what we did! In our limited free time, we took a class on a very unnecessary form of communication just so we could talk about you in front of you.

De Sardet, later to Siora: That's exactly what we did.

#greedfall #meme #memes #incorrect quote #incorrect quotes #petrus #de sardet #vasco #siora #source: the office #greedfall petrus #greedfall vasco #greedfall siora

[incognito-insomniac]

Vasco: You remind me of the ocean.

Aphra: Because I'm deep and mysterious?

Vasco: No, because you're full of salt and you scare people.

#incorrect quotes #greedfall #i love aphra #aphra #vasco

[am-i-dead]

De Sardet: Do you miss the imagination of childhood?

Kurt: I never had one

De Sardet: An imagination or a childhood?

Kurt:….. both?

#greedfall #greedfall incorrect quotes #kurt x de sardet #greedfall kurt #de sardet