Beacrox:*creates a spicy dish at Cales request(because Cale missed eating spicy things T^T)*
Cale:*tries it*hmmmm…. It’s good, but it could use some more spice.
Beacrox:*utter confusion* …yes young master-nim. *thinking that Cale might be insane because this is the spiciest dish he’s ever been in the presence of*
Beacrox:*adds more spice anyways because he’s so confused*
Cale: still needs more spice.
Beacrox:*worried confusion intensifies*
Beacrox:*adds more spice*
Cale: perfect.
Beacrox:*more worried confusion*
Later- *Beacrox enlists Eruhabens help to summon the whole Cale-nim protection squad*
Cale:*is summoned to his fathers office to find perhaps every person he’s ever met standing there with Choi Han looking perhaps as confused as he is*
Deruth: Son… are you feeling alright?
Cale:…yes…? What is this for..?
Beacrox:*puts the spicy dish on the desk*
Alberu: Dongsaeng, this is an intervention.
Deruth: we think something might be wrong with your taste buds.
Cale: huh? It’s not even that spicy? Try it if you don’t believe me?
Everyone in the room: *tries it and immediately starts dying(-Choi Han)*
Deruth: Dear God! That could kill a small cat!
Ohn: as a small cat, I can confirm, eating any more of that would kill me.
Cale: Oh come on! It isn’t that spicy!
Everyone:*confusion*
Choi Han:…
Choi Han:… it isn’t that bad…
Everyone:*appalled*
Alberu: You two are fucking anomalies. This is not something a human, or any race for that matter, can consume without horrible difficulty.
Cale:*walks over to the dish*
Cale:*eats the rest of it to not let it go to waste because it really does have the perfect amount of spice*
Everyone:*in utter terror as Cale shows zero reaction*
Alberu: I am terrified of you.
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cold morning ; sub-zero ( suggestive ) ⋮ check out my other mortal kombat blurbs here <3
the morning after sex with bi-han is quiet. he keeps some distance from your sleeping, nude body — listening to every peaceful sigh that escapes your lips. he watches you closely, the love marks he left on your skin bloomed like purple petals — a reddish hue stained around your neck. the events of last night play in his head vividly. blissful tears running down your cheeks, his grip so tight he remembered how you desperately begged for air, and your sweet, obedient responses that swelled his ego. bi-han tiredly steps out of bed, tucking you more into the warm covers as he runs a hand down his back, silently wincing at the burning scratches you left during that night. before he could take another step, he feels your small arms wrap lazily around his thick waist, face squished against his vertebrae. you mumble something incoherent, using all the leftover strength you have to pull him back into bed. bi-han quietly accepts, moving into the soft covers like before. bi-han deeply sighs when you close the gap as you comb your fingers through his long black hair, planting a kiss on his tense shoulder. his grandmaster duties can wait later on the day.
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Hugging head cannons :D
Cale: it's kind of tragic, how bad he is at hugging ppl back. He gets all stiff and awkward and doesn't know what to do with his hands. He will reluctantly hug back if they feel upset. Unless it's raon, ohn or hong hugging him. He's used to getting hugs from the kids. But he basically never hugs anyone else? Ppl just hug him.
Alberu: depends on the situation, me thinks. If it's some stuffy noble guy who he doesn't really like, its like an awkward professional hug. If you're Cale who just got back from doing something stupid, it's weirdly passive aggressive but also don't-do-that-again-pls-for-the-love-of-god hug. He's gotten plenty of affection from his aunt and the other dark elves so I think he's fine. Mildly touch starved maybe? Idk I'm indecisive.
Choi han: He holds on for a little too long, and a little too tight. Like he wants to make sure you're there.(Especially if your name starts with c and ends with ale)
Unless its a stranger, then let go or you will be sliced.
Raon, Ohn, Hong: I don't think they really like getting hugged by anyone but Cale? (He never starts it unless he thinks they're asleep, but they like hugging him.) I think it's iffy for them even if it's someone from their found family. Either they climb on you willingly or u pretty pls don't touch them.
Lock: He's pretty great at receiving and giving hugs. He's an older brother, what did you expect?
Rosalyn: I don't remember her backstory, someone help-
Edit: it's been decided that she is a great hugger. Gives warm older-sister hugs even if you're older.
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Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Does this make sense?
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In the modern world. Cale got in trouble
Cale: ...how did you come here so fast?
Rosalyn: Several traffic violations
Choi Han: Three counts of resisting arrest
Lock: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drink
Alberu: Also, that's not our car
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Look at them, 2 straight men having the snarkiest, most heterosexual, 0 rizz banter in SCTIR (get a room)
you can’t tell me that didn’t come out of a gay fan fiction
brooo that telephone hand is crazy
one more time hyun jae, the font wasn’t big enough
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