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daily-crabbys · 4 months
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This Friday's meme is: do not the crab
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oldwebmlp · 5 months
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From: http://web.archive.org/web/20041209052420/http://www.ponylandtours.com/PNR/Names_in_Use/Clever_clover.htm
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mossboy5000 · 1 year
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happyk44 · 9 months
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Percy glared back at what felt like his own eyes. Same relaxed but vicious ocean blue. The gag around his mouth was tight, so were the bounds along his hands and arms and legs, pinning him right to the chair. On top of that, was the water pressure immensely pushing down at him.
And he couldn’t fight back against it.
Sure, the ocean was his home.
But it was his father’s kingdom.
The same father that had his tanned freckled hand plunged into Nico’s mess of black curls as he slowly dragged himself in and out of his would-be boyfriend.
They were still hashing out their relationship.
Probably why his father felt it was so easy to dip in and snag him for a “taste”. Not that Nico seemed to mind with his eyes hazed over and mouth gone slack.
After a piston of orgasms, the only thing he seemed to be capable of was moaning nonsensical words Should Percy have been a little more than pissed about what happening? Of course. But so far they were nothing. Nico could hook up with whoever he wanted.
And if he wanted to fuck his godly uncle, then all the power to him. It was just a little aggravating to be put in such a position. Forced to watch as his dad pressed bruises and hickeys all along Nico’s otherwise scarred porcelain skin. It made him so uncomfortably stiff in his pants.
“I want to teach you something important,” he’d said that morning and then everything was a whirl of cold water and Nico was flushed to his ears in front of him, as naked as the day he was born, muttering something about how this wasn’t what he meant, until his dad, shirtless and grinning maniacally, slid a hand through his hair and pulled. Nico went so quiet so fast, his face blanking out with a small squawk.
“He’s pretty, isn’t he?” Poseidon bit at Nico’s jaw, a predatory grin baked into his lips. Nico’s eyes fluttered as his hand dragged down from his hair and tightened around his throat. “If you weren’t my favourite son, I’d keep him, to be honest.” Nico whined. “He’d make such a good pet.”
Percy growled but Poseidon wasn’t paying him any mind anymore.
Instead he landed another fleeting kiss against Nico’s cheek and released to flop boneless to the soft of the bed. His hands gripped painfully at Nico’s hips. A slight shift in position and then it was all over.
No matter how hard he tried to muffled himself in the mess of blankets under his head, Nico’s voice careened higher and higher with each slamming thrust. His knuckles were bone pale with how hard he clenched his fists.
And then he choked, a breathless gasp, like he’d been drowning this whole time and had finally cleared the surface for water.
It was such a pretty sound.
Although his dad’s finishing grunt was less appealing and soured it slightly.
The pressure keep Percy in place vanished and he had rung the bounds off of him in seconds, slicing away at them with ice cold precision. He ripped the gag off his mouth and jumped to his feet, only to freeze.
What exactly was he supposed to do now?
Poseidon pressed another kiss to the top of Nico’s head, murmuring something Percy could hear but had Nico humming happily as he leaned into the soft touch. Then he snapped his fingers. Percy startled as a first aid kit appeared in his hand.
Poseidon patted his shoulder as he walked by. Luckily, he’d tucked himself back into the shorts he’d never taken off so Percy didn’t have to contend with anything worse than the glimpses he’d seen slipping in and out of Nico’s ass.
“I have a meeting.” He took off towards the bathroom. “Patch him up for me, would you? Pretty things like that-” He glanced back with a deadly grin. “-should be kept in pristine condition.”
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gibbearish · 6 months
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love when ppl defend the aggressive monetization of the internet with "what, do you just expect it to be free and them not make a profit???" like. yeah that would be really nice actually i would love that:)! thanks for asking
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terpernoctem · 6 months
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utterdrip · 4 months
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plans? nay, on a wing & no prayer (inspired by @snowberry-pie’s post)
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wasyago · 3 months
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a random cleo in armor
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bluegiragi · 6 months
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holding back (part 2)
early access + nsfw on patreon
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soldrawss · 1 year
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Huntlow doodle dump including 3 different aus so yeah enjoy
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ryssbelle · 14 days
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Drew a bunch of Marinettes in a bunch of different artists styles it was a lot of fun!!
Artists who's styles I mimicked: @buggachat @hamsternamedmarinette @ladybeug @sabertoothwalrus and @anna-scribbles all epic artists 🤟😎
#my art#marinette dupain cheng#miraculous ladybug#miraculous fanart#style mimic#sorry for the @s btw#yall should go follow those artists if you dont already also#this was sort of inspired by a post the three artists on the top row made#i think they all got together and drew with one another#which is really cool#but i was genuinely confused because i mimic styles a lot#and ive seen others do it too so i was just like#wow they really know each others styles really well#until i thought about it and read their posts some more#style mimicking is really freaking fun and i think its really good practice#and a good way to explore other ways of doing things#like you really have to learn new techniques and get out of your comfort zone#also anna scribbles i could not find a recent pic of marinette in her main outfit#so thats the only marinette i drew in different clothes cuz i couldnt find a more recent ref of you drawing it#anna scribble marinette has privileges thats the others dont#but ye#i also threw my own style in there as a frame of reference to what me draw like#ive drawn marinette before just not in a loooong while#sabertooth walrus was the hardest for me to mimic cuz they have a broad range in their style#so its like which sabertooth do i wanna be in this pic#Buggachat has such a distinct style thats very clean and consistent which is amazing so they were easy#being easy or hard arent bad things either it also has to do with like styles meeting up with one another#buggachats and mine arent too too different in some shapes and aspects#so yeah itd be easier plus they drew marinette like 3 sec ago so i have more recent of a ref#as opposed to sabertooth who i have a recent ref of ladybug but not marinette so we got two diff styles in one
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deep-sea-anemone · 29 days
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Yes, yes, Sanji letting Zoro help in the kitchen by letting him chop vegetables because he's good with pointy objects.
BUT. Have you considered?
They live in a world without most electrical appliances. A FUCKTON of physical labor goes into baking (and keep in mind how often Sanji bakes treats for the girls).
Sanji being tired (physically) and not feeling like taking 10 min to whip whipped cream. Being tired (mentally) of Zoro making fun of him for never working out. Sanji saying "fuck it" and just starts putting him to work.
The foccacia dough needs to be kneaded? "Have fun working a sticky mess for 20 minutes, asshole"
Need meringue? "No, STIFF peaks marimo. Don't tell me you're wimping out already"
"Are you even TRYING to flatten that steak Marimo?"
"Yes, it needs whipped cream. YES, I know you just made some yesterday. We need more"
Zoro's shoulders are burning but he's trying SO HARD not to lose face with the cook and meanwhile Sanji is silently losing it at Zoro's shock that cooking can in fact be a workout
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comradekatara · 3 months
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“the runaway” where everything is the same except when sokka says he can’t even remember what his mother looks like, katara angrily stomps all the way into town to make a purchase, then stomps all the way back up the cliffside, and just indignantly holds up a hand mirror to sokka’s face.
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vira-with-no-v · 11 days
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Drama aside, here’s a little comic
CC Tinsley was also invited but mysteriously disappeared right before the meeting
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upon-the-snow · 3 months
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early mornings after nightmares
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dazai making up a whole language with fyodor that no one else can understand is amazing but imagine him using codes that, very objectively speaking, you could crack, it's just that no normal person would ever make the insane leaps in logic that it requires. except for someone familiar with dazai's weird thinking patterns, that is.
i just love the idea of dazai's unhinged antics being dialed up to an eleven when he was in the port mafia, and oda being the only one who simply wouldn't bat an eye at it but chuuya was the only one who would actually get it.
like imagine ango at the end of the jailbreak, his boss saying he should allow himself to sigh and lean back and maybe indulge himself, pat him on the shoulder, tell him what he pulled off reading heart rates wasn't easy and he should be proud for being able to keep up with such a plan
but ango i-drank-with-teenage-dazai-and-also-had-the-records-for-every-soukoku-mission sakaguchi can only remember the time dazai was like using greek sign language through his breathing patterns to communicate from a submarine from beneath the pacific ocean or something, and chuuya could not fathom how no one else could understand him.
and that was the day mori signed off on skk being exclusive partners because every subordinate in the room was crying tears of blood by the time chuuya finished explaining which blood pressure level was warning them about a bomb, which blinking sequence was him conveying the vault password and which series of inhales was just him calling mori a bitch.
(ango also pointedly did not want to think about how smug dazai had looked after the mission when mori confirmed skk would only be each others' partners for efficiency and to maintain everyone else's sanity
or about how when he called chuuya to tell him about dazai's prison break scheme he could only get like 3 out of 276 steps into the plan before chuuya rolled his eyes, said "got it" then hung up and pulled the whole thing off without a hitch.)
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