#he has it coming

[ladyevol]

At this point, I don't even care if Scar wins anymore. I just want him to be the one to permakill Grian.

#mcyt #gtws #grian #goodtimeswithscar #secret life #desert duo #i love them so much #but in a i want them to destroy each other kinda way #grian has permakilled scar too many times #i think it is time for payback #btw #love grian #he is my second fav little guy #but #he has it coming #after everything #if grian permakills scar i will cry

[gloria-van-puncake]

Preemptive strike! Who hasn’t wanted to punch Thurfian?

Look who remembered she made a tumblr a while ago. 

#my art #eli vanto #thurfian #thrawn books #star wars #chiss ascendancy #chiss #thrawn ascendancy #thrawn trilogy #he has it coming #preemptive strike #puncakesart

[leonleonhart]

#nero plays ff14 #he has it coming

[fanfictionroxs]

Pete, Porsche and Tawan beating up Vegas:

#he has it coming #MUWAHAHAHAHAHA #listen Tawan may have been an absolute bastard but so is everyone else on the show #and vegas played him horribly so he can have this #as a treat #also Pete would murder anyone for hurting vegas but he woupd let Porsche beat his a** #sisters before misters #bros before hoes #y'all get it #memes #vegaspete #vegas theerapanyakul #poor little meowfioso my a** #it's bullying vegas time #if you can even call justified revenge as bullying #pete phongsakorn my beloved #porsche kittisawasd #tawan kinnporsche #thai bl #thai drama #asianlgbtqdramas #kinnporsche the series #crack

[kiraofthewind]

Snippet from GTWBC

Good Thyme With Bad Company, chapter 10, as Grilled and Garlic brave a winter storm at night...

They did not fear getting lost. They could have walked around Aleton and the nearby farms with their eyes closed. Besides, Derion instinctively knew where their hands were. By keeping them with Shallot, she became akin to a beacon. They knew precisely which direction and how many steps she was away from them.

Neither boy would admit it to Shallot lest she forbid them from going out into the snow ever again, but they were cold. Being Fire elementals helped, and the fires on their wrists kept their arms and face hot, but their legs, crunching into the deep snow with every difficult step, prickled with cold. They felt the small hairs on their legs—a recent growth for Grilled—standing on end.

“If that kid came from the west, then his sister might be by the farms,” Garlic said. “Let’s check there.”

“We ought to look near the forest boundary,” Grilled suggested.

“Yeah. We’ll look around the farms and make our way to the gate.”

The western forest was strictly off-limits to peasants. It was the baron’s woods, and the animals within were his to hunt, and the trees his to chop. Well, the peasants did the actual chopping, of course, but only when he ordered it. Shallot had told the boys the rule was in place to make sure there would always be plenty of trees in the years to come. If anyone went in and chopping down trees any time they pleased, soon there would be none at all. Then no new houses could be built, and there’d be no firewood for winter.

Grilled had overheard Shallot grumbling to Parsnips about how firewood was more expensive this year than ever before, and for no good reason. The trees were as plentiful as ever. The baron had increased the price of wood just to increase his own profits.

#gtwbc #wip snippet #i love my boys grilled and garlic #spoilers but one day grilled is going to kill that mf baron #he has it coming #this book is all about murdering greedy fucks #okay it's also about having a good time in a cozy fantasy inn once you've become free from the shackles of money

[lettherebemonsters]

Corey pissed off his dad so Papa Myers is gonna give him the asswhoopin' of his life.

#the man in the mirror (corey cunningham) #He has it coming #Little shit

[mellotronmkll]

This is so awesome

#The article makes it kinda sound like it's just for his sons but he's been obsessed with trains forever himself #Like Phil we know it's for you #psa to anyone coming here now this has notes yes this is from an old article and I know this already #It's from 2008 he's not releasing anything anytime soon I know

[talaricula]

Things I've seen tumblr memeing about James Somerton doing à la "How did no one see how bigoted he was!" as if those things haven't been a significant part of tumblr culture for over a decade :

Presenting untrue and bordering on conspiratorial versions of (queer or otherwise marginalised) history without any sources

Completely disregarding and disrespecting any expertise on socio-cultural topics/humanities and distrusting academics and historians (incl. acting as if no academics or historians could be queer or marginalised)

Downplaying the role misogyny played in the historical oppression of queer women and concluding that queer men must have been more oppressed than queer women

Bi women are, at best, not as queer as "real" queer ppl, and at worst, simply equivalent to straight women

Despite nominal trans inclusivity, transmasculine ppl are functionally women when convenient (combined with the above, bi transmascs are functionally straight women)

Despite nominal trans inclusivity (bis), shamelessly attacking, threatening and actively endangering any trans woman who questions them or smth they find important (often by unfairly presenting her as violent or as a threat)

Having absolutely fucking wild and reductive takes about ace ppl, the oppression they face and their place in the queer community

Stating that marriage equality is an assimilationist fight while completely ignoring its direct roots in the horrifying consequences of the AIDS crisis for partners of ppl who died of AIDS

Praising western media creators from the past for queer coding even under censure and in the same breath condemning current non western media creators for being homophobic bc their representation isn't explicit enough

Blaming China for all existing homophobic censoring in western media

Assuming all queer media would be better told by western creators and by western standards

Only out queer ppl get to tell queer stories

Heavily criticising almost all queer media created by women or ppl they see as such (see above points about trans ppl) or involving/starring a significant amount of women for any perceived or real amount of "problematicness", but fawning over and praising and negating criticism of queer media created by and starring mostly or even functionally exclusively men (even when it could be argued that, you know, not involving/seriously sidelining women is a pretty clear example of misogyny which should probably be considered "problematic")

And I'm probably forgetting stuff or there's stuff I have internalised myself and don't recognise as an issue

Like idk but I feel like the takeaway from Hbomberguy and Toddintheshadow's videos should maybe be "be aware of such patterns in your communities bc they definitely exist" and not "this guy is uniquely awful" and I feel like a lot of the discussion I've seen surrounding this has been severely failing at that. Most ppl who've spent any significant amount of time on tumblr prob either have internalised at least one of those thought patterns, have had to de-internalise them, or have had to be extremely vigilant to not internalise them (which is done by, you know, seeking out other sources, which also seemed like an important takeaway from the videos)

#Also I'm saying this as someone who actually watched quite a few of Somerton's videos #And noticed those patterns and stopped watching bc I recognised them from here #and had already learned to unlearn them after being so exposed to them here #And tbh I think anyone who hasn't had the luck or made the conscious choice to seek out ppl who pushed against those narratives #Would absolutely have fallen for this man's bullshit. Like let's not kid ourselves we see takes like this every day on this hellsite #2014 me would have. For sure. #This is next to the plagiarism issue which as Harris points out is an Internet wide issue and this includes tumblr #James Somerton #hbomberguy #todd in the shadows #This brought to you by a conversation with my wife yesterday #So many ppl on here don't deserve to meme or be this self absolvingly critical of this man #The call is coming from inside the house #The man has a tumblr it would legit not surprise me if some of the things he supposedly made up himself he did actually get from somewhere #And that somewhere was a tumblr post

[twilight-zoned-out]

Some things about Allan:

He’s the only one who reacts to the narrator

He’s the only doll (besides the Weird House) who isn’t swayed in some way by Ken’s takeover

He also declares himself as “Ken's buddy" (making canon his official box description) which makes his inability to be swayed more interesting

He has bendable legs (probably the only reason he tries to jump the fence instead of going around like everyone else)

He easily decked a half-dozen construction Kens and could probably singlehandedly win the Ken fight

He seems to know more about the real world than most Barbies

He knows what NSYNC is 

He knows about other Allan copies living in the real world (I’m trying to figure out if he made this up to convince the humans he can live in the real world, but even if he did, how does he know what NSYNC is???)

There are no other Allan models

#barbie movie #barbie 2023 #barbie #allan barbie #allan appreciation #the other barbies undervalue him but he's kind of OP #if they make a sequel it better be about him #I get why he has his own poster now #he's unappreciated by everyone in Barbie land #he might as well get a poster of appreciation #twilight-zoned-out #barbie movie spoilers #barbie spoilers #I also noticed that during Barbie's big dance celebration he was just there dancing? Did she invite Allan but not Ken? #Or did Allan come with the other Kens and just not join their routine? #just some thoughts

[namespara]

If Cazador ever commented on Astarions companions (instead of just ignoring them which ultimately leads to his downfall) he'd be pretty flabbergasted to see the durge he definitly has heard of innit

#also it'd be hella funny #imagine losing ur sacrificial lamb/rebellious son and he comes back with a paramour that has murder in his job description #get fd old man #cazador szarr #my art #durge #bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #dark urge #astarion #riz'zodan #durgestarion

[parkore]

made a guy btw

#comes back from the dead a lil evil but he still has sm love in his heart so its okay #dnd #my art

[yourangle-yuordevil]

Crowley bby you did your best and you deserves a gold "you tried" star but a group of two is NOT a clear definition AT ALL

#good omens #crowley #nina good omens #ineffable divorce #crowley has been camping at the coffe shop for months because he don't wanna go into the library again but he also just wanna... #be there #in case Aziraphale comes back you know T^T #bby patetico e prezioso del nostro cuore <3 #all Soho is invested in the gossip and has been taking pity on this sad goth cryptid #another day another breakup in soho #good omens comic

[rev-pirate]

Bdubs recognize he has artistic talent challenge (impossible)

#bdoubleo100 #imp and skizz #bruh he has so much skill when it comes to drawing

[watchingwisteria]

listen there really was just something about how in the book, snow’s 3-page descent from hesitant lover boy to deluded psychopath happens entirely in his mind. lucy gray gives him no indication whatsoever that she suspects him, that she’s going to leave or betray him. he’s just sitting quietly in the cabin waiting for her to return when that seed of calculated suspicion, which he has needed to survive the capitol, takes a hold of him and chokes the life out of any goodness left inside him. it really drives home your terror as a reader that “oh my god did he kill her? did she escape? what happened to her? why would he even think that?” in a way that when the movie had to adjust for visualization it lost some of that holy shit this guy has lost it emphasis.

#seeing some discourse and im not saying lucy grey didnt know #im saying she never dropped the kind of hints that she knew like she did in the movie #or if she did snow isnt worried about them until he very suddenly is consumed by them #snow is not concerned about whether or not she believed him. of course she did! hes snow! #but then shes gone…. for a while…… #and its the sudden immediate drastic unravelling that comes across so clearly in the book #that i knew wouldn’t translate to screen yet still cant help but miss #the hunger games #coriolanus snow #tbosas #lucy gray baird #not a crime or anything just a note that i cannot stop thinking about #the ballad of songbirds and snakes #this is all from memory of reading it quite a while ago. so maybe 3 pages is an exaggeration #but i remember it happening VERY quickly and without much external cause #like we as the reader have no indication as to whether shes nearby or not. #snow has no idea either. he just SUSPECTS. and his suspicion breeds the hatred that has been bubbling inside him all this time #he hates how she undoes him. he hates that he WOULD run away with her if shed let him keep his secrets #and he HATES more than anything that she makes him WANT to tell his secrets #he wants to be vulnerable and reveal the ugly nasty parts about himself and still be loved #but he does not let himself and it is everyone’s downfall #he chooses cruelty bc it is easy and familiar and makes him feel more powerful than the vulnerable give and take that real love requires

[nerdpoe]

"I hired him with a bag of hot cheetos."

"You...hired who?" Joker asked, looking around.

"My bodyguard from my hometown. I hired him." The hostage said, actually sounding bored.

"...There's no one here but you and me, kiddo, and-"

"You and I, actually. His name is Phantom, and he's here right now. Bye."

Then the kid disappeared. Literally. Him, and the bomb he'd been strapped to.

Or; To soothe his parents about his decision to move to Gotham, Danny lied and said he'd bought Phantoms services as a bodyguard with a bag of hot cheetos. Now, whenever he gets into trouble, he just goes invisible and intangible and nopes out.

#dpxdc #dcxdp #dp x dc #dc x dp #phanfic #story prompt #danny disarmed the bomb and left it on top of the police station with the batsignal on it #it'll be fine #besides he has a million better things to do than be a hostage #Tucker's debut on that soap opera is coming up and danny isn't gonna miss it

[ursa-majora]

Everyone talks about how Appa is apparently obese for a sky bison and Aang is over feeding him. Undeserved in my opinion (hes just big boned obviously)

But nobody talks about how Druk (Zuko's dragon) is a complete fatass compared to other dragons.

For example: These are pics of Roku's Dragon, Fang, and Sozin's Dragon

Do you see how long and noodley they are. They're actual dragons too, not Wyverns like GoT dragons. (Note the 4 legs)

And heres Ran and Shaw:

See, still very noodley. And these are quite old, large dragons.

And this? This is Druk:

And Its not just the angle because even when he is sitting down he's fat

Obviously Druk has lived a life of luxery, he's a pampered little prince

#I know Zuko has treats in the bag #What are you feeding him #whys he so big backed #big backed dragon #does he come running when you open a bag of fire flakes #does Zuko feed Ozai sympathizers to him or something #atla #avatar the last airbender #legend of korra #zuko #firelord zuko #fire lord zuko #appa #aang #atla druk #Atla dragons #ran and shaw #atla fang #zuko mother of dragons