#he just cannot win

[c0wabungaz]

casey recognizing raph as the nightwatcher when his own brother didn’t

#ooc.txt #nardo thots incoming #leo's been gone so long he doesn't recognize his brothers and doesn't know how to lead them anymore. he thinks he's failed them #literally comes back and he says “i'm sorry i failed” because he knows his brothers are all he has. he felt like those years away were just #a waste of time !!! his brothers all have their special skills and gifts that make them unique and all leo has is them #he needs them more than they need him and he knows !! he has to be responsible and take care of them and be the best #or else it's their lives on the line. he just wants to be good at this one thing he has and he feels like he can't #always thinking he's failing esp when his brothers shut him out / make him feel like he's such a drag because he has to be the responsible #it takes for the rooftop scene for leo to really see what raph's been going through without him and its just !!!!! so sad because he feels #like he's failed raph for not seeing it sooner. he needed him and he was away (even though splinter was the one who sent him off) #he just cannot win #people think it's his training/splinter that he's failed but no! it's all about his brothers. they give him purpose. they're all he has #ok byyyeeee

[helpfulbug]

HELP ME

#HE JUST CANNOT WIN #luna.txt

[chiricat]

ahahaa what that’s so silly… imagine that… you and i… uhhhhhhhhh

#souyo #yu narukami #souji seta #yosuke hanamura #persona 4 #p4 #persona #cat’s art #souji is starting to win over yu for me… something happened #idk how i feel about this one lads it’s just not hittin today #honestly every day i’m like ‘todays the day! i’m gonna finally draw shuake’ #and then i wake up to souyo like Huh #akira is hard to draw. either that or i’m too afraid to draw him bc i fear i just cannot do him justice no matter what #me when i can’t draw my ult fave because hes just Too Cool and i can’t sully his image with my faults #i have a draft. someday i’ll finish my first shuake

[chelsiegeorgia]

my incredibly in depth headcannon for Sonic's backstory/origin

#when the world needed a hero the most #reality spawned a baby hedgehog #bro just popped into existence and decided to become everyone else's problem #sonic the hedgehog #sonic #art #fanart #im mostly jk #but i'm also not #sonic is some sort of super chill eldritch being you cannot change my mind #he will fight gods and win

[vaguely-concerned]

there are a lot of daddy issues to go around on DS9 in general, but odo, bashir and garak are really in their own special little fucked up 'what am I but wrought in my father's image' club

#star trek #star trek ds9 #ds9 #odo #julian bashir #elim garak #(I personally think we should put their dads in a cage match and let them kill each other. tain would probably win #but we could just shoot him after he claimed that victory. I Would Like To See It) #the triumvirate of bad dads to karmically oppose the sheer power of good dad vibes benjamin sisko has #specifically dads who Cannot and Will Not allow the healthy individuation of their sons into whole separate people #apart from what their father's hands have shaped them into #where that is one of the first things sisko accepts and realizes he must allow jake to do right at the early seasons #the bad dad club boys seem more specifically forcibly held in place to serve as mirrors for their fathers #and have to find ways to break away from that in more or less graceful ways; breaking off more or less important parts of themselves #to do so #dr mora seems to have a 'oh fuck.' moment where he sort of realizes what he's done #but the sympathy that gains him from me is hm. neglible lmao at least tain is basically fully just a monster #what's your excuse mora #I haven't met bashir's dad properly yet but I've seen enough to suspect I'm not going to be very charitably inclined towards him either

[andy-clutterbuck]

1x04 - What We | The Ones Who Live

#i am utterly feral #like i cannot be introduced into society or an indoor environment rn #Rick Grimes #towl spoilers #The Ones Who Live #* #rg #HOW DOES HE KEEP GETTING MORE HANDSOME STOP IT #F U Z Z I E S #CHEST FUZZIES DO YOU SEE THEM #NECK FUZZIES #SCARS #THESE ARE A FEW OF MY FAVORITE THINGS #I AM WINNING #even his adams apple is nice #i hate myself #the slope of his shoulders 🗣 #if i could just rest my face on his chest for a few i think it could solve a lot of problems i have tbh #put me in traction #until i walk like i'm about to duel at the OK Corral #[redacted] inside me #hello welcome to the tour #on your left you will see A MAN™ #i have a very hectic week ahead i need to go to bed #would give a kidney to draw idle patterns in his chest hair #*rabid whale noises* #i don't think whales can get rabies but if they could that's what i sound like rn #that man would look like an ancient capri sun pouch when i was done #go to bed lacey

[unexpectedbrickattack]

short king and his shorter kings

#pizza tower #pepstavo #peppinoise #i sketched it out WEEKS ago #but w me almost finishing this godawful comm i felt compelled to do something for Me #i cannot wait to finish; i have a couple of forms sitting there collecting dust but im too overwhelmed w this shitty comm- #-to even attempt to tackle those. i need to scrub my brain and start fresh. but after i finish it lmao #anyway hey. hope everyones okay and vibin #dont take this seriously but also. heehee. #in hindsight i feel like i need to bump gustavos head up a lil bit but weh #not too compelled to fix it. #additional context that i think is fun; gus is just a touchy dude and he finds all kinds of reasons to pick peppino up #and every time peppino is like SO flustered and shocked bc itll be in the view of customers #like some sports team wins and its on their tvs and ppl are hootin n hollerin #and like people will notice and keep cheering and its alot hes like oh my GOD u cannot keep doing that im going to explode and then die #noise will do it to prove he can do it and then his back snaps in two bc he weighs like 80 lbs (36kg) #but for like a brief moment of time he is facefirst in tummy and hes ecstatic #theo it is not funny to be rushed to the er bc u broke ur back #also suggestive (but funny i prommy) #but he absolutely would be that like girl who needed a neckbrace from having her gf accidentally sit on her face too hard #hes like ouuuuhhghh....that was worth it. how long will it take to recover doc bc i wanna do it again :) #meanwhile. i think if that happened peppino would literally go into hiding. ur not finding him. #it would literally haunt him that he nearly killed this rat w his fat ass #as if this is not the way both gus and noise would like to go out. it would be peaceful for them i think #anyway #runs away cutely; see u in two weeks maybe

[medicalunprofessional]

neighborhood watch

#boyd cooper #psychonauts #nightmaretheater #OUH my god. i am so impredsrd by myself today. #little known fact hes. Okay hes. i have alot of fsvourite charscters… hes up there. Okay? #(i like crispin more but. hes intruiging to me) #but lik. Ugh. i still feel like i cant draw him becauee of the meme incident… sad….. #🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹hes so silly tho #his vibe is like a bitcrushrd video of a cat jumping at the sight of a cucumber #okay . The delirium is winning a little. i cannot type tigjt rn. HHmmgmgmgmgmgmm #time taken was like.. 8 hours? #sighs. One day i will have created atleast one detailed rendering of every character. then the mission will be complete /nsrs #i was going for a more movie poster aesthetic but then i just kinda went… nah…. #no music to post becasue its painfully obvious #me 🤝 this specific color palette #okay i need to get dressed… hold on #I HATE LETTERING I HATE LETTERING I HATE LETTERING I HA #i meant to post this like an hour ago but then the king crimson music absorbed me sorru

[cheebuss]

SNIPER TF2 TEETH ‼️‼️

Communal ask from like a month ago but fashionably late is how I roll

#// blood #// scopophobia #my art #fanart #fandom character #tf2 sniper #sniper tf2 #tf2 spy #<- he's there as an arm blob lol #// .2 seconds before sniper stabs spy w/ his kukri like 42 times in the chest lol lmao #// hc red spy wins the fight of this parallel scar + blu spy loses the fight of this scar #// common blu team L (i love them) #// i need more feral animalistic sniper art or i may explode!!! #// enjoy ur sniper teeth anon i cannot believe he's just a werewolf

[noirtek]

#i personally still have not decided yet. i really cannot say #the scene where they do fight and strahm wins is muddy ground because hoffman could have let strahm win because he’d survive regardless #thinking about it a lot a lot strahm has a height advantage as well as fbi training #while hoffman has a weight advantage and john kept him as apprentice just for his strength #but hoffman does almost lose that fight when he was kidnapping paul with john #hoffman is the type to fight dirty however (insert script of hoffman kicking strahm in the balls) so ..pondering #r #saw

[dazednmatthews]

i’m so genuinely dead fucking serious when i say this picture is my roman empire and i think about it at least six times a day

#cherriespeaks #this is one of those pictures that makes me speechless #you ever see someone so fine it just PISS you off?? #yeah that’s this for me #i literally need him so carnally #like i have never needed a man this bad like fuck #whatever he wants like i’m so serious WHATEVER HE WANTS #i cannot believe i’m not getting the dick everyday #like i will go to WAR for it #mind you that’s my man #oh god i’m going to LOSE IT #the dead eyes are probably the sexiest thing about him #dead eyed matt for the WIN #matthew sturniolo the man that you are #matt sturniolo #matthew sturniolo #he’s a face grabber for sure #somebody sedate me #don’t even fucking get me started on the hair #like i can’t i CANT #y’all i’m going insane like the dead eyes get me every time

[dispotatorulzz]

Queen and Laz plus some little pages !!!

Lazarus looks kinda bald but there is like nothing I can do about it hes just built like that . ALSO !!! Lazarus is a bigger pony Queen is just an alicorn (big)

I hope we get to see some of grefgore destroying someone with that sword he was given what happened to it even

#jrwi the suckening #the suckening #jrwi grefgor #jrwi shilo #jrwi soda #jrwi emizel #Laz looks like hes tiny and also balding man cannot win/lh #i promise he is like one of my favourites i wanna give him a kis s #i really like the idea of emizel drawing angry eyebrows on his cutie mark to make it seem cooler its so silly #i MIGHT do edward twilight later(no promises !!!) #ALSOOOO. ive had these pages done for a bit i did Not do all this in two days LMAOOOOO #i would talk about them more but i dont wanna make the post to long </3 #if you have questions about design reasons for them (or any of my ponies for that matter) just ask i probably have a reason #MyArt

[rickybaby]

Money Badger strikes again!!

#I was just thinking about the salary situation the other day #because AT definitely cannot afford to pay Daniel’s usual price tag and if #the supposed 1.2mil he was paid as the third driver covers his racing job with AT or if anything additional is #to be deducted from his McLaren settlement #it seems the ‘on loan’ to AT thing is not only something that pushes the narrative but also allows him to keep his whole mcl severance packa #we winning it all this year #I mean he is

[givemewallywestorgivemedeath]

Straight up had a dream last night that DC revealed that Bart and Kon were dating and it was in the WILDEST FUCKING WAY.

K, so picture this: Clark needs someone to fly around disguised as him for a plan. So Clark goes through the options in his head: Bruce can't fly, MM is off world, Jon is too much of a twink to be believable, Kara is blonde, Kon is.... Perfect! With a person in mind who would be perfect for his plan, Clark flies off to find Kon.

Cut to Judy Garrick zipping around the Garrick's house. Joan is quietly scrapbooking at the kitchen table and Judy is bored out of her mind. Judy asks Joan if there is anything she can do because she is so unbelievably bored.

Joan responds, very calmly, that she can hear "your brother's boyfriend touching down in the backyard, so why don't you go ask him?"

Judy's face jumps from emotion to emotion as three things are revealed at once. 1) Joan considers Bart to be a son and thus, Judy's brother, 2) Judy's new brother is not straight and 3) Bart has a boyfriend who is in the backyard.

So Judy immediately runs to the backyard and is stunned to bump into Clark (who was there looking for Kon) and then the dream continued on with the two of them hunting down Bart&Kon (who were just at school being normal goddammit!!!) but the entire time Judy is secretly out for blood because she thinks that Joan was referring to Clark and that this adult man is trying to date her new little brother and Judy keeps trying to kill him but it doesn't work because Clark is Kryptonian (and oblivious to the attempted homicides).

Anyway, wild dream all around.

#bruh i cannot control what my brain does in its spare time. i am merely a passenger staring out the window in awe #as the driver does crazy mind-blowing stunts #tho tbf i can lucid dream so occasionally i do fight the driver for the wheel and win #im not even fucking joking tho this was my dream #bart was FUCKING PISSED when they found him because HE HAS A SECRET IDENTITY GODDAMMIT #they can't just fly up to him in school!!! #Judy's shock was also my shock. i literally remember thinking 'dc let them date?!? when the fuck did that happen???' #'and in a SUPERMAN COMIC OF ALL PLACES?!?' #also i don't even think bart lived with joan anymore?? she was just like 'yes this is my son now. max and i share custody' #and you know what? bart can have five+ parents. thats allowed. good for him

[hooved]

spock won the serves cunt poll against fucking QUARK AND LWAXANA

#legitimately you are all so fucking stupid. that was not a fair win. you just have TOS brainrot and will vote spock just because he's spock #you know nothing. i love spock and i love TOS but i cannot fucking stand TOS fans sometimes

[astrxxnxmy]

My chaotic thoughts on Bucky in THAT What If episode because I haven't been able to get it out of my mind since I watched it

The scream I let out when Bucky first appeared though 💀

The intense eye contact with Peggy?? The way his gaze was so icy and emotionless while Peggy stared back in shock and sadness and then after, while talking to Howard, her voice shook.

(the drama is juicyy and i am all here for it)

And how he looks down when Hope says "Peter deserves our help as much as anyone." baby :( oh baby no someone give him a hug :(( and the help he clearly needs :(((

"It's just you and me, pal." "There is no me." BUCKY. BUCKY.

"You don't know me." AKSJKSFGHKS (that growl though)

"Steve Rogers did." THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT-- and the way Bucky's eyes widened. He knew, he recognized that name, he remembered, if only a little bit.

"And the man he knew, the friend he loved, would never take that shot." THE FRIEND HE LOVED IM SCREAMING I CANT DO THIS TODAY

PLUS HIS HESITATION JUST AT HEARING STEVE’S NAME GOD

THE WAY HE THEN BROKE FREE FROM THE PROGRAMMING AND WENT ON THE RUN TO REDISCOVER HIMSELF JUST LIKE AFTER CATWS

"The Winter Soldier may be out there, but I'm pretty sure Bucky Barnes is out there with him." 😭❤️

#im convinced some of these writers definitely read some post-catws fics because wow #that was some good shit #us bucky fanatics just keep on winning dont we? #stucky fans too LMAO this episode was so stucky coded i cannot #STEVE ISNT EVEN IN THIS #steve rogers: saving bucky from hydra's brainwashing in every universe even when he literally isn't there 💀💀 #i screamed way too much watching this episode my family must be so very tired of me #bucky barnes #marvel what if #what if season 2 #mcu #what if spoilers #marvel mcu #marvel #stucky #the winter soldier #peggy carter #howard stark