#he’s so petty I love it

[cable-knit-sweater]

“I mean the stache in this movie is a little more groomed. You-you took that photo from the play right, the broadway show? No that was violence, you chose violence, and I’ll never forgive you for it” - Chris Evans for ET Canada

#oh my fucking god 😂😂😂 #this is amazing #he’s so petty I love it #also ‘they chose the worst photo of me humanly possible’ 😂😂 #noooo baby you always look great #and Ryan is right he did run stache first into this thing and it was a sight to behold #chris evans #the gray man press #interviews

[toffoliravioli]

josh anderson drinks red bull and coke before he plays the leafs bcuz I swear he always does this against the leafs

#he’s so petty I love it #leafs lb #habs lb

[oifaaa]

Annabeth is so much stronger then me I'm just saying if my mum got pissed and punished me for something my field trip partner did after i was nothing but the perfect child for the last 5 years meanwhile the guy who actually did the thing got nothing but praise from his dad yeah no Luke wouldn't even have time to ask me if I wanted to fight against the gods I'd already be starting my own revolution

#percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #pjo tv show #percy jackson spoilers #pjo spoilers #pjo tv show spoilers #its the double standard #percy has been here for 7 days #and has literally been nothing but a git towards the gods for those 7 days #and yet his dad is sending river spirits to tell him he loves him #annabeth chase #i love you so much #you are so strong #couldn't be me #im too petty #oifaaaposts

[somewhereincairparavel]

To the people saying "Jason wouldn't have jumped into tartarus for Piper, like Percy did for Annabeth" as a way to demean him. Jason, plunged into the sky from the grand canyon to catch Piper in the first few pages of the lost hero without even knowing who she was, and without the knowledge that he could fly. so he basically jumped to his death attempting to catch her. In the first few pages of his journey, he didn't mind dying to save Piper, and ironically, that's also what he did in the last few pages of his journey. Y'all just be making the most out of pocket claims abt jason fr

#If you think you're complimenting Percy by saying “Jason wouldn't have done that” no you are not. I love Percy too but cmon now #You are simply deluding yourself by trying to antagonize Jason in your head because of pettiness #He is canonically a sweetheart through and through so go cry abt it with your made up fanon version of him #But don't you dare claim it as canon #Get over the fact that both Percy and jason are good people and loyal lovers #Stop comparing them for fucks sake it's not 2012 anymore #pjo #percy jackson #pjo fandom #pjo series #pjo hoo toa #pjo hoo #jason grace #annabeth chase #piper mclean #leo valdez #frank zhang #hazel levesque

[coffinprinz]

i always can't help but feel like this must of been a petty dig at lucifer and his whole circus / ringleader theme thing

adorable in a toxic sort of way

#hazbin hotel #radioapple #appleradio #hazbin alastor #alastor #hazbin lucifer #lucifer #lucifer morningstar #eti makes words #this whole scrapbook page is so cute #i say about a man who has committed many atrocities #love how petty he can get though

[gilbirda]

Danny is the rightful Ghost King, but since he's not of age he needs a regent who is a) his species, b) his family, and c) an adult. The only adult haftas are Vlad or this Red Hood guy from Gotham that he's never heard of. Since Vlad is not going to happen looks like it's Red Hood, now how to make the guy count as family...

Jason has had a lot of weird shit happen to him over the years but a woman tracking him down as Red Hood to propose a temporary political marriage so he can be regent of a death dimension until her brother is old enough to rule in his own name is a new one for him. Of course he accepted. The only other option was apparently a creepy uncle figure. He's read enough romance to know a forced marriage of a woman to her creepy uncle never ends well. A forced marriage of a woman to a crime lord doesn't usually end much better, but he's ignoring that for now. He's going to woo and romance his spit fire of a wife with respect, spontaneous poetry, his damn good cooking, and by not being a Darcy. And he is going to rock not just this whole regent thing, but also and more importantly the mentoring her brother and his new ward on how to rule this dimension. Competence is always attractive. He runs a tight ship in his crime empire, surely running a dimension can't be that much harder.

He actually already has a plan on how he's going to handle the whole 'The USA declared war on the dimension he's regent of' thing. It's simple really he goes to the next family dinner and causes chaos. The faces everyone will make will be glorious when he drops that he's lord regent of a dimension, the USA is at war with his dimension, and it's such a shame that no one can meet Jason's wife or ward till there is a peace treaty. Then he just needs to sit back and watch the entertainment as his siblings realize he has forever won the position of favorite child by being the first married and first to give Bruce a grandkid. Also you know the chaos of Bruce willing to wage a one man war if necessary so he can meet his grandson. Jason figures it will take at most a month for the government to cave.

And like a cherry on top he's going to get on a medical treatment plan for the pit. Everything is looking great for him.

#submission by sarahlikesbugs-blog #this has been sitting in my inbox forever im so sorry #i was waiting to have something smart to add but guess what burnout is a bitch #anyway king regent Jason and his lovely go getter wife #he really said 'im going to make the most of this and take advantage as i can' #also making Bruce fix things for him? cherry on top #petty jason is so fun #jazz/jason #anger management ship #hardcover ship #jazz x jason #dpxdc

[notherpuppet]

Lucifer: *exists*

Alastor: yOU THINK YA BETTER THAN ME!?

#I love that he literally just antagonized luci #Al really created a rivalry he is so petty #hazbin hotel #alastor #hazbin hotel spoilers #shitpost

[konakoro]

Imagine being such a shit human being, Death herself shows up, tells you she hates your guts, she doesn't get involved directly but made a special occasion for you specifically because she hates you that much, and it's a particularly gruesome, painful death. Also your dick is out.

I'd just want my soul to evaporate at that point

#dumb stuff #the fall of the house of usher #verna said ''fuck this guy in particular'' and we all agreed #she even MOVES HIS HEAD so he's forced to watch the pendulum get closer #absolutely petty and mean. i love her

[thisisnotacreativeusername]

ok guys. i have to be so real with you. luke saying annabeth is like a little sister to him was not just added for the tv show he says that in the book ("she would never... i mean, she's like a little sister to me" (page 223))

#personally i have never understood why people think that the scene in last olympian is luke saying he loves annabeth romantically #'did you love me' can mean so many things and also luke saying annabeths his lil sister doesnt necessarily mean annabeth doesnt have a crush #its extremely common for little kids to crush on people older than them #like i wouldnt be surprised if they drop that plotline but to me its always been deeper than 'annabeth has a crush on luke' #am i being a lil pedantic and petty. perhaps #percy jackson #mine #pjo tv #pjo #luke castellan #annabeth chase

[pondhue]

rick saying that he not only respects summer but see's her as his equal, then tells her directly that she reminds him of diane

#it makes me wonder more about diane and what kind of person she was #it makes me wonder about how him and diane met #did they meet in a school setting? happenstance? had mutual friends? #and it's also confirmed that rick genuinely loves morty and dotes on him like a true granddad #and “i don't give grandpa enough credit” HE'S SO PETTY BUT GOD #this ep was very silly and weird #very jerrick trap coded in weirdness and body horror #also gonna need to redraw the scene of summer holding rick up like a limp cat #pondposting #rick and morty #rick and morty season 7 spoilers #wet kuat amortican summer

[fanfic-gremlin-ft-trauma]

they’re judging people x

#zuko #Katara #atla #atla fanart #Zuko fanart #Katara fanart #I love them as sly besties who gossip about ppl and giggle at their poor outfit choices #they’re so petty individually so put them together and #hell #is what u get #Sokka is so scared of them #u can’t see him cuz he’s in the back cowering

[king-wilhelm]

Wille had a LOT of problems going on in his life but the way he used his crown prince title to strut around on a power trip was just *chefs kiss*. My guy was like ohhhhhh you're gonna regret giving me so much power and went on to pull rank in the most absurd ways. King 👑

#I need. NEED someone to make a compilation of all the times he pulled rank #It was so petty and sooooo satisfying #I always love watching the nice ones do absolutely bitchy intimidating stuff lmao #young royals s2 #young royals season two #Young royals #wille x simon #wille young royals #prince wilhelm #edvin ryding #omar rudberg

[mintmentos]

Things in Sherlock and co that make me get weird looks on the tube because I can’t contain myself

Lots of love, Sherlock Holmes

Who is called Jonk??

No shit Sherlock

The bag for life debacle

“Lestrade has very kindly sent these on. What she lacks in intelligence and any discernable talent required to be an officer, she’d makes up for in kindness” “She sent these to you for your birthday” “I suspect for two reasons. First, the case makes very little sense to Scotland Yard which isn’t surprising, and second, yes, for my birthday”

John losing it over the cardboard box title

The horse is the fucking masked singer!

According to Watson’s geographical breakdown I live in the bumcheeks of the uk

#I think lots of love is when I fell in love with this podcast the combination of the crescendoed classical music and absolute a* pettiness #in sherlocks voice was a winning combination #for some reason it’s giving pink glitter pen with kisses underneath and I’m so here for this image #also I don’t think the present thing translates well but the absolute relish when he says ‘yes for my birthday’ is incredible #anyway I binged this in a week and now have to wait a weeks between episodes and I have no clue what I’m going to listen to when I want to #knit my sock rip #sherlock and co #sherlock & co

[nadjantipaxos]

AARON HOTCHNER criminal minds | 6.20

#lord help me i [redacted] but this scene is so sad i almost threw my ginger ale #criminal minds #aaron hotchner #criminalmindsedit #tvedit #dilfgifs #dilfsource #tuserkei #userkayjay #usercats #tuserlana #tuserheidi #userrinanoir #singinprincess #cm gifs #'to haley and emily' im going to ACTUALLY throw up and die #my dude lost 2 women he loved in a year im ugly crying bye #im finally watching the seasons/episodes i skipped bc emily ~*died*~ bc im petty and didnt want to watch anything she wasnt in #except for s10 bc i love jlh with my whole titticles #cm rewatch #*mine

[fiendishartist2]

smth i think ppl get wrong when writing jon is that he has to be a bitch but he cant be cruel. if you take away his bitchyness its not jon anymore, he just becomes a fanon husk of himself. but if you make him too mean, then you're forgetting the awkward politeness and humanity of jonathan sims. remember: he may be a stubborn dickhead, but he let martin stay in the archives without having to be asked, even back in season 1

#i love jon so so much and it makes me sad when ppl get him wrong #i dont think in another universe jon and martin would get along bc thats not the kind of ppl they are. they're meant to piss each other off #(and attract the other but yknow. besides the point lol) #jon is an uptight bitch and thats just who he is. sure in the later seasons he loses the stick up his ass but hes still petty and rude #bc thats what makes him jonathan sims. the ability to be a bitch who cares....... #and i think it goes the other way too. taking away his ability to care about others and show it in his weird obscure way is also inaccurate #jon doesnt say mean things bc he doesnt care he says them bc he lashes out in the situations hes put in. and also bc hes a bitch #idk man you can do whatever you want but i think the main thing you have to do to get jon right is make him a stubborn bitch #tma

[aquickstart]

rip farleigh start you would've loved tumblr dot com

#hes alive and well and he has a blog #two actually maybe three #one of them is a discourse blog. hes a petty hater at heart he is free he is so dgaf about it #one is cottagecore aesthetic with poetry and its untagged. he goes there deep at night to detox #i love him so much hed be my fav mutual <3 #ive said it before but the best platform for saltburn gang rp is tumblr. i wont elaborate #saltburn #farleigh start #mwah #mine #saltburn journaling