#hey colleen

[mieczyhale]

@deanspillowprincess and @penguinsandpanthers are my best friends in the whole entire world, universe, dimension, every life, etc. they have been for the last 14 years and (for me, i wouldn't presume to know other people's thinking) that has never and will never change.

i met rachel right here on tumblr and through her i met colleen. they've been to my house (rachel more than once), we went on vacation together (unfortunately i was sick and miserable all week. not because of the company, that was a treasure, but bc god forbid i make sure my shoes fit comfortably before wearing them to walk through disney parks all day for multiple days) and it looks like in 2025 i'm going to get to go and visit rachel where she lives for once!!

there's no real point to this post, i started writing it over a week ago and then stopped (pretty sure i was in bed on my phone, pretty sure i was in a weird headspace. not that i don't mean what i said, but i'm not in the business of making sappy posts typically

i guess i just wanted to put it out there, into the universe or whatever. that i have had the blessing of meeting them and knowing them and i wouldn't trade that for all the money in all the worlds.

also to show that tumblr can be home to the greatest people you'll ever know. it's a silly dysfunctional site - search doesnt work right, tags dont work right, images dont always load on the app, staff makes a mess of things sometimes trying to force new useless features - but it also has memes and never-ending jokes and we make fake movies together, there are so many positive posts, we share places to donate and send positive chain asks and scream / cry / throw up over the things we love. there are absolutely bananas group efforts put towards anything we all care about, or anything we all find funny. our sense of humor is warped, we turned simple polls into something silly, something creative, something fun, and i'll never look at vanilla extract without smiling again.

it's stupid and it's the best.

your experience here is entirely determined by your own attitude and actions so make choices you can be happy with, interact with the posts you come across that you like or love, talk to the people who share your interests or headcanons, etc. approach this hellsite with an open mind, an open heart, and good faith interpretations and you can have the weirdest and best time of your life with people you'd engage in shenanigans, tomfoolery, and maybe even a heist with.

everyone deserves friends they can be in cahoots with

and tumblr gave me mine 14 years ago

god fucking bless this trash can (affectionate) of a site

#this ran way the fuck away from me #but i mean every word #rachel and colleen are my best friends but i've also made other friends through here. ones i still talk to. ones i dont. ones i #lost track of with the blog switch but remember fondly. i went to one's wedding a few years ago. it was a cross country trip and absolutely #worth it. the posts are the big important thing about this place. part of what makes it different. but so are the people #idk #just #don't forget that #maison speaks #and gets real weird with it #hey rachel #hey colleen #hey cole #hey corinne #hey sandra #hey everyone

[fulcrvm]

my favorite genre of official/drawn by the comic artist sandman art is 'death and dream taking a picture together'

(by colleen doran)

(by mike dringenberg)

#that second one was my icon for a loooongg while #not on here but many other places #i love them sm #the sandman #dc #dream of the endless #death of the endless #colleen doran #mike dringenberg #rex speaks #hey man. dont tag as ship please

[c10v3r]

season 2 episode 15 prediction

#inanimate insanity #ii taco #hey. its been a while since u saw my fa #colleen ballinger apology actually sucks so much balls #its so funny #pov u watch taco pull up to the hotel like this. wyd #JOKE #honestly love taco but i feel like she would pull this

[jade-len]

do you guys think tianlang-jun would've enjoyed reading colleen hoover books or would even that be too much for him

#i wanna say no but it's... tianlang jun out of all people #i feel like he'd eat that shit up purely BECAUSE it's colleen hoover #hey do you guys know that door romance book where the lady inserts a doorknob down there #now that was enjoyable #someone give this man heavens official blessing or grandmaster of demonic cultivation please #if tianlang jun were to ever transmigrate here and i had to watch him those would be the first books i'd give him #golden terrace.... the husky and his white cat shizun.. tianlang jun let me give you some actual good romance books please #hell i'd just fuckin give him fanfiction. tarnished gold my beloved <333 #svsss #mxtx svsss #tianlang jun #the scum villain's self saving system

[surely-sims]

Has anyone ever seen this in game? A translucent red sim randomly appeared when @doctorsimcraft placed a column and then disappeared immediately when she placed the next one.

on a dumber note we found this orb in one of her screenshots and it was just me screaming that ghosts are real

#We named her Colleen #I think her save is straight Haunted dude #i have never seen this before #im not serious about the orb thing #it was just funny cause i was like HEY TAKE A SCREENSHOT LOOK FOR ORBS #and LO AND FUCKING BEHOLD

[devilfruitdyke]

every time i pull a voice acting bit on someone they take the liberty of doing an impression of my voice as a bit which i have to say is not as funny

#been told i do uncanny amazon assistant colleen ballinger and dub anime boy #do you know the voice. like where they get a woman to voice the 12 year old protag. anyway #multiple occasions ive had people be like 'omg that was so different!' haha yeah i really like doing voic- #'yr normal voice is so deep like 👹hEy guys whats up👹' alright bro damn 🥲 #one time it really killed the mood and i considered throwing hands in the woods but i was also literally sick #like why do you give a fuck chase

[mieczyhale]

filled some time the other day with this picrew, making myself and a few people of importance (me, josh, colleen, rachel, mandy, and mandy's josh)

#we have two (2) whole straight people! #we support diversity here~*~*~ #hey rachel #hey colleen #hey josh #hey mandy #maison speaks

[aphroditusiscorroded]

“I’m not a groomer, I’m just a loser.”

#colleen apology #colleen ballinger #cw grooming #ukulele #ukulele apology #momo sculpture #memes #i had to make the joke #I can’t believe that no one has made this comparison yet #it’s literally her #fuck colleen ballinger #hEy GiRl WhAt’S tHe TeA?

[fang11803]

Barely contained rage as the family members who refused to acknowledge or help me with my adhd as a child now getting diagnosed with adhd and pretending like this the first time they've ever heard of it

#like hey colleen im having this thing called executive dysfunction let me tell you what it is #i know what it is asshole it came free with my brain. you called me a lazy underachiever about it when i was 14 #im so unreasonably MAD like shouldn't i be happy that they might actually understand now? #shouldn't i feel happy that I'm able to help with my own understanding and experience #instead im just MAD #im gonna go play a video game or something and calm down

[edwardscissorfeet]

is marius being gay about sulla before he even knows him in mor

#hey girl “the kind of looks called epicene” “hair the colour of rising sun” i know what you are gaius #his androgynous pussy slay #sulla #marius #colleen mccullough

[michealcerareal]

my apology for dating teenagers and getting them pregnant

#that was two different movies to #apology #colleen ballinger #toxic gossip train #hey #its been a while #since you saw #my face #uwu #yaoi #bara yaoi #super hot #really funny #humor #cat #feet pics

[pkmnomegaverse]

Going insane from the art in this set of Hero!Meyer choking out maybe Shadow Triad!Cilan, to the point I’m like “maybe I should revive Meyer in this AU even tho he’s been dead since Day 1.”

There’s just something beautiful about the drama of Hero of Justice Meyer having to deal with his son having an affair with a wanted fugitive. His son leaving his E4 wife for some criminal scum (doesn’t matter if Cilan is remorseful about things at this point related to his criminal past, he still went forward with seducing his son even though he knew Clemont was married with a child!!!)

I just love drama so much guys. It speaks to me. The more convoluted/toxic a dynamic is the better.

#Cilan #Meyer #Clemont #LemonMeringuePieShipping #but hey Colleen and Clyde get a grandparent from this that counts for something!!

[mildlyveryreallyunusual]

Darn if that latest youtuber musical attempted-apology wasn't the most 2012 tumblr ukulele cover thing I've ever seen

#colleen ballinger #ukulele #she really said hey how you doing well im doing just fine i lied im dying inside

[mieczyhale]

finally friends with @penguinsandpanthers after 13 years of being friends

#it was about time we became friends #we've been friends long enough i'd think #hey colleen #maison speaks

[totheblood]

more modern!ellie headcanons

a/n: just a little something... as always AI AUDIOS AT THE END... replies and reblogs are appreciated

ellie is a complete night owl

like you actually are concerned about when she sleeps

if you have an early morning class together she is always running late

or just doesn't show up so you would have to call her and wake her up

"hey baby, what's up i just woke up"

"ellie, class is about to start."

"oh shit, we have class today?"

she would sit next to you in any class you shared and scribble little doodles over to you

or communicate with you through notes

ellie hates going out in public but she loves going with you to do your errands

you're going grocery shopping? ellie is there

you need to find new shoes? she is there

barnes and noble? she would probably be there before you

she likes to do this thing where she will pick out a book for you and you will pick out a book for her and you will sit in the back and spend your day reading together

sometimes she hates the books you pick out for her

"ugh, another colleen hoover book? i gave you a cool book and you give me colleen fucking hoover?"

"little women is cool?"

"i can't believe you just said that."

if you two are out in public together she likes to pretend that the two of you are a married couple

like for example if you're at the cash register and she brings an item up to you and asks if she could get it

"no ellie, put that back."

she would turn to the cashier and say something like "what the wife says, goes... am i right?"

even when she's not with you and she's out drinking at the bar with dina and jesse she would randomly be like, "the wife's not gonna like this one" and take another shot

or when she buys you lingere that is obviously not for her she would be like, "you know what they say, 'happy wife, happy life'"

ellie is really not a social person either

unless she is a few drinks deep which leads us to... drunk!ellie

drunk ellie is soooooo clingy and sentimental

not that she isn't regularly, she's just way more affectionate when drunk

her usual comments would be like, "you're so lucky i love you so much..." or "you're so cute when you're not patronizing me..."

but her drunk? "i think you're the best thing to have happened to me, please never leave me."

"being in love with you is all that matters to me right now... take your clothes off."

she's always touching you in some way if she's drunk

if she's drunk at dinner and she's next to you, her hand in on your thigh or her head is resting on your shoulder

if she's drunk at a party, her hands are on your waist at all times whether she's dancing with you or talking to others

she just wants to be around you

she also can't sleep without you if she's drunk

you would be trying to put her to bed and she would just grab your wrist and mutter a, "please stay"

ellie always orders something you like so you can pick off of her plate

"you want some, baby? i knew you were going to ask for some anyways."

she's always thinking of you

when she sees little trinkets she's like "aw my girlfriend would love this."

or when she sees someone trip in public she's like "i wish my girlfriend was here, i know she'd die laughing."

ellie reads you books so you can sleep

if she knows you had a particularly rough day she will be like, "you okay, babe? want me to read you something?"

and then your climbing in her bed and resting your head in the crook of her neck as she reads to you

she will send you a picture of any animal she sees on the street

loves getting you things because she loves your reaction to gifts

... the two of you study by getting to take an article of clothing off each time you get something right

let's just say you pass most of your tests

ai audios:

extras:

what the wife says, goes

happy wife happy life

the wife's not gonna like this one

you want some baby?

#mine #ellie williams #ellie williams x reader #ellie williams smut #ellie williams tlou #ellie williams x reader smut #ellie williams the last of us #ellie williams tlou2 #ellie williams fanfiction #ellie williams fanfic #ellie williams fan fic #ellie williams x female reader #ellie williams x you #ellie williams imagine #ellie williams oneshot #modern!ellie williams #college!ellie williams #ellie williams one shot

[redgoldsparks]

Hi, I just read your book gender queer and wanted to tell you that i have never felt more seen by a book in my life (or any media for that matter). Im also genderqueer and somewhere on the aro/ace spectrum and your book put into words alot of things I’ve never known how to express. Thank you for putting yourself out there!

(also do you have any other comic book recommendations?)

Hello anon! Thank you for this kind message! I very much do have comic book recs. In no particular order, here are some favorites. Not all of these are books are queer, but many are. If you want queer specific recs, here are some other asks I've previously answered- books about nonbinary identities, nonbinary mostly fiction

Memoir/Nonfiction 

Fun Home by Alison Bechdel

Relish: My Life in the Kitchen by Lucy Knisley 

March Trilogy by Senator John Lewis, Nate Powell and Andrew Aydin

The Best We Could Do by Thi Bui

Fetch: How a Bad Dog Brought Me Home by Nicole Georges 

You & a Bike & a Road by Eleanor Davis 

Tetris: The Games People Play by Box Brown

The Called Us Enemy by George Takei, Justin Eisinger, Steven Scott and Harmony Becker

Feeding Ghosts by Tessa Hulls 

Hey Kiddo by Jarrett Krosoczka 

Almost American Girl by Robin Ha 

Dragon Hoops by Gene Luen Yang 

Dancing at the Pity Party: A Dead Mom Graphic Memoir by Tyler Feder 

Banned Book Club by Kim Hyun Sook, Ryan Estrada and Ko Hyung-Ju 

Ducks: Two Years in the Oil Sands by Kate Beaton 

Homebody by Theo Parrish 

The High Desert by James Spooner 

Fiction

Prince of Cats by Ronald Wimberly 

This One Summer by Jillian Tamaki and Mariko Tamaki

Skim by Jillian Tamaki and Mariko Tamaki

Seconds by Bryan Lee O’Malley 

Nimona by ND Stevenson 

The Prince and the Dressmaker by Jen Wang 

The Hard Tomorrow by Eleanor Davis

On a Sunbeam by Tillie Walden

This Was Our Pact by Ryan Andrews

Grease Bats by Archie Bongiovanni

The Chromatic Fantasy by H.A. 

Salt Magic by Hope Larson and Rebecca Mock

Beetle and the Hollowbones by Aliza Layne

Kiss Number 8 by Colleen F Venable and Ellen Crenshaw 

Finder Library Vols 1 & 2 by Carla Speed McNeil

Castle Waiting: The Lucky Road by Linda Medley

The Deep and Dark Blue by Niki Smith

Across a Field of Starlight by Blue Delliquanti 

O Human Star by Blue Delliquanti 

Snapdragon by Kay Leyh

Cyclopedia Exotica by Aminder Dhaliwal 

Woman World by Aminder Dhaliwal

The Magic Fish by Trung Le Nguyen 

A Frog in Fall by Lisa Sterte 

Thieves by Lucie Bryon 

The Great Beyond by Lea Murawiec

Short Stories

The Amazing Screw-On Head and Other Curious Objects by Mike Mignola 

Other Ever Afters: New Queer Fairy Tales by Melanie Gillman

#books #book recs #comic book recs #reading #comics