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genuinebluff · 10 months
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Are you a bad person? Tired of giving boring apologies? Provide the public with a genuine-seeming apology for reprehensible, potentially criminal, wrong-doings! Apologize in the form of a quirky song with help from the Genuine Ukelele! Remember, you can't be wrong if it's in a song. Holding people accountable is impossible when you're distracted by the soothing sounds of the Genuine Ukelele.
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womanofwords · 10 months
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Apology
Miguel: So, Lyla advised me that I should apologize to you, Miles, for calling you an anomaly, blaming you for the previous Spiderman's death in your dimension, saying that you were a mistake, and chasing you on all fours like a feral animal with rabies. Miles: You probably should. Hobie, brandishing a gun that he stole from Spider-Cop: You better should. Spider-Cop: Gimme my gun back! Miguel: Anyway, she recommended using music to get my point across. So- *he picks up a ukulele* Gwen: WHAT. Pavitr: This feels fundamentally wrong. Margo, having flashbacks to the history lesson about an ancient vlogger named Candice Bell: NO NO NO NO
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themo-themo · 7 months
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Yeah so Jojo Siwa just defended 3rd child predator in her career.
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This girl is not a child anymore, she is 20 years old and capable of critical thinking, and she has no sympathy for Colleen's victims, she called countless evidence againt her "lies" and didn't even think that the fact that she reached out to her when she was 12 years old and Ballinger was 26 and stayed in contact to a point she INVITED HER TO DO A VIDEO IN WHICH SHE KEPT ASKING HER (A CHILD!!) ABOUT HER GENITALIA. Jojo won't even entertain an idea that she was also groomed instead she defends the actions of yet another predator against minors when her own target demographic is this group.
Can we stop making excuses for her?
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sweetface-the-dollbaby · 10 months
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No because I’m literally so funny
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stedrika · 10 months
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maybe the real toxic gossip train was the friends we made along the way
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cjbolan · 10 months
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This scene aged horribly with Colleen Ballinger’s controversial ukelele “apology” XD...
youtube
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aphroditusiscorroded · 9 months
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“I’m not a groomer, I’m just a loser.”
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caspertheconfused · 10 months
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me in the nursery home like: riding on the toxic gossip train... one more stop till manipulation station...
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colleen ballinger really responded to everything with a song SERIOUSLY?
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andrewmnyard · 10 months
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akkpipitphattana · 10 months
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“i’m not a groomer, i’m just a loser” has gotta be the funniest possible fucking response to being called a groomer
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womanofwords · 10 months
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Doing bad things and blaming a persona that you willingly took on doesn't make you innocent and doesn't make the pain you caused to others hurt any less. And if you are going to apologize, please do not use a musical instrument.
Me.
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transfaguette · 10 months
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Colleen Ballinger singing a 10 minute ukulele song as a response to very serious and well documented grooming allegations is, extremely pathetic but I find it more disturbing than that. She is fully saying, this isn't serious, I won't take it seriously, neither should you. Which just makes it scarier for her younger impressionable fans who will stick by her even when everyone else doesn't. That is setting the stage to continue her inappropriate interactions with those fans if she's that depraved enough to continue after getting caught. and given her behavior to this point, I would not be surprised.
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sweetface-the-dollbaby · 10 months
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“I’m not a groomer…I’m just a loser”
you can be both
and you are.
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Pictures taken seconds before disaster
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cjbolan · 10 months
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How Colleen Ballinger likely imagined her awful non-apology on her ukulele…
Video by me.
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