#his eyes are so big and wet

[winepresswrath]

i want fic written to my exact specifications about minor ships in small fandoms where most of the content is presumably in another language. what am I supposed to do? write it myself?

#previously I thought chidi/changheng/ronghao was not to my liking #but then I did the dishes contemplating it and found that I would appreciate 50 or so fics trying to convince me #specifically I want an au where chidi doesn't die changheng is still betrothed to the goddess #& things get extremely sticky all around when danyin and the goddess collaborate on accidentally breaking out dfqc #danyin was trying to save chenghang #the goddess was trying to save danyin #adultery or polyamory: yes #in another fandom and #on another note I really wanted hot cousin to get some mildly incestuous adultery #his eyes are so big and wet #usually stoic and has nothing else going on isn't for me but something about how pathetic he was really won me over #and he does have some other things happening! #he seems like a good cousin more generally #based on his interactions with their himbo baby cousin #very dutiful up to a point #nice daddy issues #but really I think it's that he's slowly losing his mind of the course of the series #because his favourite person is gone but he doesn't understand that #so his brain just keeps breaking #anyway. Ms. i dreamed of my future husband having your face was I think at least a little into it and I can work with that

[cloverjester]

#why is he like that #why are his eyes so big and wet #nimona movie #nimona #ballister boldheart #my posts #me resposting stuff #my nimona posts

[thecoolestcowboy]

THIS TWEET HAS HAD ME IN A CHOKEHOLD FOR DAYS 😭😭😭

#his big wet eyes #he looks so out of it #hannibal #nbc hannibal #will graham #hannigram #hannibal lecter #mads mikkelsen #will graham core #meme #hugh dancy #hannibal memes #will graham my baby girl #queer #hannibal shitpost #hanniblogging #shitpost #hannibal show #tw f slur

[holisticblight]

art dump from the past few weeks or so

#art #vast error #deconreconstruction #oh god. tags. #sestro enthal #edolon vryche #seinru narako #sendolo #white noise #necron exmort #secily iopara #murrit turkin #ellsee raines #laivan ferroo #arcjec voorat #laijec #(implied) #pre-mora edolon is so fascinating hes like some kind of sickly little victorian boy or strange bug to me #austin please give us more edolore i need to see him scuttle around with his big sad wet eyes and shitty haircut

[mamawasatesttube]

revisiting a funny concept here. i think krypto has a mental ranking of the bats and its something like this:

kon. kon isn't a bat? krypto doesn't care kon is his favorite ever!!!

dick. actively enjoys and encourages krypto to toss him around in the air. will sit on the floor and hold out his arms and let krypto bowl him over. also he's clark's favorite so he gets EXTRA bonus points.

tim. squeaky toy. goes "eep!" when he gets tossed around. kon's favorite of the bats, which has a significant influence on krypto's opinion.

cass. kon's other favorite bat, but loses points slightly because one time she ate one of krypto's treats in front of him and he never forgave, never forgot.

damian. loves dogs. often has treats. often smells like other dogs. gives good ear scritches.

steph. also gives good ear scritches and is niceys to him. doesn't have treats as often as damian though.

babs. niceys to him, but he doesn't particularly see her often. her voice modulators make him do the head tilts.

bruce. clark likes him well enough but krypto thinks he smells weird. he also wears so much black and complains about white dog hair.

alfred. he doesn't like dog hair, dog slobber, or being licked on the back of the head at superspeed. fuck this guy. krypto will stare him down and lift his leg against an antique couch, see if he doesn't.

#rimi talks #sometimes ive had the thought of ''i wonder what this tastes like?'' while holding my dog's treats #and i have never actually given into that impulse. but i know cass cain would #she doesn't even stop to think about it she's like huh that smells interesting. chomp. and kon's like THAT WAS KRYPTO'S!!! #krypto looks SO betrayed. big sad wet eyes. turns to kon. wags the very tip of his tail like pwease? theres more for me... isnt there? #i had the thought of putting helena bertinelli on this list also but i have no idea when krypto would meet her #mayhaps if tim is breaking into her apartment at the exact moment at which krypto goes ''i need to take tim for walkies'' #(tim does not take krypto for a walk. krypto takes tim for a walk.) #i also have no idea where to put duke on this list bc i have not read a single post flashpoint comic that doesnt have kon in it oops skjdhf #i STARTED to read robin war or something but i didnt really like it. ill go back one day for him... #but in the meantime i still have souperfam comics to read <3333 #krypto

[saulgoodthem]

My mistake! Family off limits, of course!! I'm just throwing thoughts out there. This is a safe room, right? ( 'Buried' - s05e10 )

bonus:

#this is so big. im so sorry. hes just so pathetic in this scene i couldn't cut anything out . and he has to be big so u can see his wet eyes #brbaedit #tvedit #walter white #breaking bad #saul goodman #the fruity little headshake when walt says hes gonna kill him instead ...

[joaniejustwokeup]

They gave Ballister Blackheart soooo much poor little meow meow energy it’s fantastic:

Edit/correction: Ballister “Boldheart”

#ballister blackheart #nimona #nimona movie #wet cat man! #crying and pathetic out in the rain with his big ol’ eyes #edit: #I willing say I wish they’d kept the black heart name- would have worked so well with the propaganda bit #the whole kingdom refusing to use the name he earned that the queen herself gave him calling him blackheart instead #could’ve even had a bit where he keeps correcting people only to lean into the name and correct someone to blackheart later #when he’s finally accepting Nimona and his role as a ‘villain’

[nerosdayinanime]

(1)gay fish be upon ye

#tomioka giyuu #giyuu #kny sabito #sabito #sabigiyuu #merfolk #loserboy giyuu posting #fratboy sabito posting #neros art tag #mermaid au #giyuu and his big wet eyes #i finally post fish and its fucking giyuu #design i have for sabito is so fuckoff hard to draw!!! #stupid lionfish fuck #next up hes falling off the boat and scrambling back up like a wet cat for being an asshole to me (<- designed him) #i have like 5 different versions for fish au so far this ones the latest #i like how a lot of my aus im either living viscerally through sabito @ prettyboy giyuu #or im living viscerally through giyuu @ prettyboy sabito. theyre both so pretty. i love them #oh ya with the non-human mermaids like this they dont have lungs and dont have land animal vocal chords so their languages are completely #different from human language sounds and its. very hard/nigh impossible for them to speak eachother's language #my non-human sabito (& hakuji/akaza) is a special little boy bc he Does have air lungs alongside his gills #so he can actually learn to speak human & communicate like that #in one of the aus someone tosses trash in his tank for fun and he throws it back @ them 'OI! THIS AINT THE FUCKIN TRASHCAN!' and it scares #the absolute shit out of them #'alright. who taught the fish how to swear. im not mad- im just disappointed.' #oh yeah little detail giyuu always keeps his nose under the water bc he hates the feeling of water leaving-refilling his nose/mouth area #litol creechur just peeking above the waterline

[eternal-learner]

Peter Outerbridge as William Easton Saw VI

#he's so so pretty #his eyes are wet #he's hunched and can hardly look at #the people he's rejecting #love that about him #he's not heartless just big and greedy #and beholden to the shareholders #peter outerbridge #saw #william easton #saw vi #sawedit #horroredit #mine

[mixedbag-o-beans]

help the gays dragged me to see boys in the boat and now i’m obsessed with Don Hume

#boys in the boat #don hume #he was so cute??? #he was so baby??? #his big wet cow eyes captivated me #edit: to answer one singular persons question #the gays are my brother and his fiancé #it is important to note #i am also gay

[yourlazykitkat]

my little azris headcannon is that eris calls azriel 'awful' all the time and az eventually learns when it's derogation (as in horrible) or when it's reverence (object of my awe).

#azris #azriel shadowsinger #azriel acotar #eris vanserra #eris acotar #i’m just a delulu girl living in an azris world #azris supremacy #acotar #or the third option #“why wingspan so big” #it's a hard job being eris' husband #he doesn't ever bother with tone indicators #azriel will be covered in dog slobber and eris has hearts in his eyes #azriel will win a snowball fight and come home with his white tight shirt wet and eris throws him out for crimes against the carpet

[helaenasaegon]

Aegond and Jaegon fanfics, aka: The Babygirlification of Aegon II Targaryen. (Usually)

#He's always so 🥺 in these fics and I'm not complaining bc it totally fits him. #Crying with his big wet Sad 🥺 eyes. #aegon ii targaryen #aegond #aegon x aemond #jaegon #aegon x jacaerys #txt

[dataentryspecialist]

#im sorry #this is so dumb #but look at his big wet puppy dog eyes #dontcha wanna just give him anything #like the Federation served on a silver platter #lore soong #lore star trek #tng lore #star trek lore #star trek the next generation #star trek: tng #star trek

[fennzer]

woag. gunpowder tim

#gunpowder tim #the mechanisms #the mechs #fennzart #i did not mean to make his eyes so big and sad #he’s a wet cat #the sketch for this was one of the first things i ever made on this program so it was nice to finally finish it

[winepresswrath]

beloved nemesises.

#ballister looks so wet #with his (sidekick's?) Pepe Silva wall and his puss in boots eyes #ambrosius thinks I'm a murderer??? #I hope this movie is as big on tumblr as it deserves to be #I mean I hope it gets global recognition #but this is the gay childhood bffs and rivals are now enemies who love each other movie #tumblr!!!!! #come on #lol ok it's actually the blackheart and nimona movie but honestly that's better? #sometimes we live unexpected lives! #i am too sick to really get to the heart of what I love about nimona #something about the possibilities of change #what it means to love someone vs what it means to be responsible for them #the project of being a decent person who is good to the people around you #also the art is so much fun #it sparks joy

[incorrect-koh-posts]

You said "which is a tragedy in its own right as far as my tastes are concerned, but I digress", but I'm curious to hear your thoughts on this. I hope it's okay to ask, but what kind of fics/pairings would you like/prefer to see emerge from the fandom?

Of course it's okay to ask, dear anon!

Personally? I'd love to see more variety. One of the chief reasons why I enjoy reading fan fiction is finding new things I like - perhaps some pairing I hadn't considered before, some batshit premise or crossover that turns out to be actually brilliant, or maybe a cool genfic that explores previously unseen sides of a character or character dynamic that people don't write about very often. I'm not really the kind of person who seeks out fic based on specific tropes. Once I've read a story with a certain trope in a fandom, it's pretty unlikely that I'll go and read another one with a very similar premise, unless I really enjoy the author's writing.

So what I'd be excited about seeing in the AO3 tag would honestly just be: something new. For instance, a sapphic Sibylla/OC fic would be such a fascinating read (as would be anything at all that explores Sibylla's character a bit more). Or a Saladin-centric fic - sign me the hell up. I'd adore finding something for Godfrey or Imad, and we all know a new Tiberias fic would have me foaming at the mouth. I'd also love an interesting and/or wacky AU (and I'd write one myself if I had the time). Make it Jane Austen and let Baldwin have a gentleman suitor, while Sibylla elopes Lydia-Bennett style with Guy, and Godfrey and Raymond grump about in the Navy. Write a daemon AU (as in His Dark Materials) in the canonical universe. Or throw them all into the 21st century and let Reynald send Saladin threatening messages via fax.

I know the KoH fandom is much too small to engender the sort of variety I'd ideally like to see, and it's only reasonable for writers to sort of double down upon the fic premises and tropes that have done well in terms of hits and comments in the past and write more of the stuff the majority enjoys. As far as taste goes, I'm aware I'm the complete outlier here, and I really don't mean to antagonise anybody with this post or insult their writing or reading preferences. I'm glad your fics are doing well, folks, I truly am - it's only that I'm very likely not the target audience for them. Sometimes I just wish I weren't the only freak in the circus, lol.

(The post anon is referring to is this one btw.)

#asks #kingdom of heaven 2005 #my fandom rants #kingdom of heaven fanfic #do ignore my whining though #my thesis has me stressed like a nervous rabbit and i'm not in the best of moods atm #but honestly this fandom's laser focus on one (1) character and like three (3) tropes baffles me sometimes #there are SO MANY interesting characters in this film and nobody ever writes about them #does no writer appreciate the supreme twinkliness of yusuf's eyes?? godfrey and his big sword? raymond being a sad wet dog?? horsegirl imad #a tragedy #yes this is a post brought to you by me #the KoH fandom's resident old man connoisseur