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kirchefuchs · 5 months

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My brain is rotted, nothing left. I made phone backgrounds of my favoritest Hatchetfield sillies :))))) craskship of all time tbh. Also can I talk about Homeless Ted growing goat horns and ears? 👉👈 I just think, I just think they ♡

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aldosesweets · 14 days

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was doodling on paper some time ago and my partner convinced me to post these

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its-short-for-jackalope · 3 months

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Hi Jack :)))

I was wondering if I could politely request some Time Bastard or Holloduke art, whichever you have more inspiration for :)))

[ insert maniacal laughter here ]

#ngl i see 'time bastard' and my brain just immediately goes to t h e c u b e so here you go #jack jabbers #drawing request #hatchetfield #starkid #hatchetfield fanart #nightmare time #nmt #time bastard #ted spankoffski #homeless ted #artists on tumblr #digital art #clip studio paint #csp

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soggedboytroutanti · 3 months

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Sometime between when Paul23 killed Emma and when they killed old Ted, I think Emma definitely tried to show him how to properly use a knife. I think she gets a little bit of a kick out of it sometimes where she remembers how terrible he was at stabbing Emma.

#tgwdlm #hatchetfield #the guy who didnt like musicals #starkid #paulkins #droid23 #emma perkins #paul matthews #paul 23 #emdroid #forever and always #ted spankoffski #time bastard #homeless ted #nightmare time

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zoerocksand1 · 26 days

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Hatchetfield smash or pass tier list but it's blank except for Ted who is placed in 'smash'

alternate smash or pass tier list but smash and pass have both been crossed out and the only category is "hold gently, make them know they're loved and deserve only good things"

Ted, Pete, and the Homeless Man are the only people listed

Tinky is pissed

i am then trapped in a time loop

i am then trapped in a

I am then authorized to use a firearm

does anyone else hear singing?

#ted spankoffski #pete spankoffski #homeless ted #the guy who didn't like musicals #time bastard #nerdy prudes must die #hatchetfield #hatchetverse

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rentumblsstuff · 1 month

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Back to the NPMD x Monster High AU, a couple more things:

I would like to rescind my Werecat Brenda in favor of Nighthawk Harpy Brenda. Yes, I know I made Kyle a werewolf to parallel Brenda being a werecat but I also have a better offer for Kyle too: Yeti, which is why he still holds a grudge against Max for wrecking his dad’s ski-doo.

I have so many thoughts on Vampire Grace. She was born a normie and is a recently turned vampire (maybe even a vampire hunter that failed on an outing and was turned by her prey). She’s having trouble coping with her religion now that she’s a monster and constantly wears turtlenecks like the one she wears in Perky’s Buds to cover up her bite marks. She tried still wearing her cross necklace as a show of rejecting this new form, trying to embrace the pain of having the cross so close because she thought that loving Jesus even when she’s a form of half-demon would make herself better than other Christians, but it hurt way too badly for her to handle so now she just says she wears it underneath her sweater. Jason was born a vampire and wants to help her through her dysphoria but Grace won’t accept anyone treating her like she’s a vampire (even though she is). She does like the part about eating flesh and drinking blood- it’s what Jesus says to do with himself, so in a way, she’s making everyone she eats a little more Christ-like. That’s her thought process, at least. She also still pretends to be human around her parents and normie best friend Gabe. Gabe may or may not know that she’s a vampire though and wants to seduce her so she can turn him too.

In High School is Killing Me, the lyric is now changed to “Fuck you, biteology.”

Max’s Jekyll form is human (Max), but his Hyde form looks like his ghost (The Jagerman).

Stachie is soooo canon because Richie loves swimming but as a werecat Stacy refuses to get in the water and they feel like their romance is especially forbidden because of it. If Richie didn’t love the water so much, he’d wish he was a werecat too because he also wants to be a pretty little kitty meow meow

Ethan, Lex, and Hannah also went there obviously and Ethan was a ghost á la Jonny Spirit and Lex and Hannah are both spider people. You know tf why lol

Ruth is a lot like Frankie Stein in that she flirts with a lot of people but they Do. Not. Flirt. Back. Rather than solid stripes, her sweater looks more like lightning bolts and the mushroom design is a little creepier than just an Amanita.

A lot of the smoke club are also nighthawk harpies (because they like eating the weed) (including Deb) and so a lot of people assume Brenda is also in the smoke club. She isn’t. Monster high typical speciesism mixed with Hatchetfield High typical bullying regardless of social hierarchy.

The Woodwards are flytraps and that’s why Alice doesn’t smoke- plants don’t do that to other plants. This is often a point of contention between Deb and Alice even though they try to pretend it isn’t an issue

Steph’s secretly embarrassed about her decay so she always makes sure her wraps are FRESH, but the rest of her outfit is always her jagged hand-cut crop tops and ripped jeans. Her decay spread to her scalp and forehead and everyone knows better than to say something about the wraps on her forehead or how she always wears a beanie but Pete accidentally tells her he thinks it makes her look even cooler. Swooning ensues because nobody dares address her flaws, much less say she’s cooler for having them.

Steph secretly wishes Pete had a corporeal form because her love language is physical touch and she’s sad she’ll never be able to hold him. (Kind of like how Cleo is sad she’ll never get to look Deuce in the eyes).

Sophia/Spitfire as a background character fire elemental is a MUST.

The janitor is a crazy man who lives in the catacombs under the school and is possessed by what the student body can only assume is a goat demon and Peter Geist feels weirdly like he knows him.

Rosary as Claire Rosary as Claire Rosary as Claire-

Pete has also died recently as one of The Jagerman’s attacks when he was out of control, and he’s new to the school along with Grace. He’s stuck in this dorky outfit he wore so he wouldn’t get bullied and can never change clothes, but at least he’s impossible to punch unless if another spirit tried to attack him. As opposed to Grace in life, he was very interested in the supernatural (one of his special interests) so he knows quite a bit about monster types but is always hungry to learn more about the new world he found himself un-living in

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toringo · 10 days

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Made during first period

#ted Spankoffski #paulkotho #paul matthews #lords in black #homeless ted #time bastard #npmd #nightmare time #doodles #sketches

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shadowbrightshine · 4 months

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Devastating thought came to mind for a fic idea. Can go one of two ways.

A freezing cold night and homeless Ted is not doing well. Either its not time for him to die and Tinky helps him out, my tired midnight brain is thinking giant goat would be warm. But could be anything.

Or one of our favorite characters takes him in for the night and helps him warm up.

Poor teddy bear I'm making myself sad because I'm very tired and cold and thinking of being out in the snow without my gear, and I have raynauds so I could cause damage to my hands just inside the house if I don't wear my gloves and socks. My feet change color and my fingernails are often purplish even when I do everything right.

Thinking of Ted being that cold makes me sad I wanna help him.

#shine post #starkid #starkid fic #homeless man #starkid homeless man #ted spankoffski #teddy bear #homeless ted #theodore spankoffski #time bastard #ted fic #touchstarved #freezing fic

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booigi-boi · 1 month

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Not Nick revealing in the backer only livestream how Grace originally managed to convince the police and framed the Homeless Man for Max's murder, and they were supposed to have him cameo in the show, just having him being dragged across the stage while yelling "It wasn't me, it was my brother!"

Mr Lang, why you gotta torture me like this?

#starkid #team starkid #nerdy prudes must die #hatchetfield #npmd #homeless man #ted spankoffski

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yourlocalabomination · 5 months

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This is Hatchetfield, People go missing everyday!

#whatever you do don’t imagine Pete in the library creating and printing out missing posters because nobody else will look for his brother :)#Do you think when I die and reach the pearly gates Gods gonna confront me about spending 74 hours bbg’ing a homeless man?#if I had a Time Machine I wouldn’t go and try to fix things with the first girl I fell in love with who also ended up ghosting me - fuck her #Instead I would go back 4 1/2 years and tell 14yr me I would be creating fanart of the homeless guy in the musical I just discovered #I wanna know how that would go - ‘Isn’t Ted our favourite character?’ ‘hahaha ABOUT THAT-‘#ted spankoffski #theodore spankoffski #starkid #starkid fanart #team starkid #starkid productions #the guy who didn't like musicals #tgwdlm #tgwdlm starkid #tgwdlm fanart #black friday #black friday fanart #black friday starkid #time bastard #starkid time bastard #nightmare time #starkid nightmare time #hatchetfield nightmare time #time bastard nightmare time #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #hatchetfield universe #nmt #fanart #my art

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theziggystardustt · 4 months

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the beanies employees call each other bitch during shifts.

emma has to check the rota pretty much day to find out Bitch #4’s actual name.

#max jagerman #richie lipschitz #homeless guy #hannah foster #zoey chambers #nora beanie #stephanie lauter #emma perkins #grace chasity #charlotte sweetly #paul matthews #girl jeri #ted spankoffski #wilbur cross #boy jerry #ruth fleming #hatchetverse #starkid

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kirchefuchs · 5 months

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I may or may not have filled an entire page of my sketchbook with doodles of Homeless Ted.......

Bonus Tinky doodles:

Imma ramble under a cut

Okayokayokayokay so basically, one, Tinky is so silly and I love him ♡♡♡♡ two, Homeless Ted with hong hair and goat features 👀👀👀 my beloved

Nomally, yeah, I think he would hide them under his beanie, especially the horns (the ears are fluffy and can mostly blend in with the longer hair), and his tiny tail would easily hide in his pants or under the coat, I just wanted to draw it cuz it's cute :3

Anyways, I imagine the horns and stuff would start growing the more interactions Ted has with Tinky (he's been touched by Tinky), and so Homeless Ted would probably get the horns and floppy ears in just about every timeline, and then regular Ted might have a chance of growing them if Tinky decided to hang out/torment him a lot in any given timeline.

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cowardlykrow · 1 month

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Just more spankoffski’s and the eldritch horror that haunts them cuz I know nothing else ~

#what if I just made all your big boys very tiny? :B #there was gonna be a homeless Ted and his raccoons added to this but then I thought maybe it’s too much #anyway ✨⭐️#ted spankoffski #peter spankoffski #Tinky #t’noy karaxis #hatchetfield #Starkid #nightmare time #art #fanart #oh also featuring Booigi-boi’s hoof birthmarks because yesssssssssss #also (x2) I will draw other characters I prommy

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scripted-downfall · 2 months

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It's kinda hilarious how the Lords in Black looked at Ted and went "yeah, no, fuck this one guy in particular" for no real discernible reason. Like, obviously, there's Tinky and his Spankoffski Poké Ball, but then there's Pokey who a) turned homeless!Ted immediately and then had him dance two feet away from his infected little brother and b) passes up on turning anyone with Join Us or Die solely to taunt/beat up Ted with his girlfriend and her husband. And! They all collectively agree that they're gonna try to make Grace/Steph/Peter all think that killing Pete is the way to go, even though they shouldn't really care whether Steph dies or Grace loses her [redacted] because they're all still "things they cherish the most". What the hell made these eldritch beings decide to fixate on fucking Ted of all people??