#hood rich

[twelvelen]

First time on a Red Carpet for a movie premiere in Hollywood and still pose like the hood as nigga I am. Hollywood can’t change me.

#tweleve'len #twelve'len #miami #florida #red carpet #music #musician #R&b #hood #ratchet #hood rich #hollywood

[arttuff]

i want steph and jason to team up so bad

#dc comics #stephanie brown #jason todd #red hood #the spoiler #dc #batfamily #batfam #i knowwwww their dynamic would be so fun. street rats represent. all these rich idiots wouldnt get it. they have solidarity

[lustwithoutlore]

Stephanie, clearly upset: I just spent $30 at the grocery store and all I got was eggs, mayonnaise, fruit, and pop.

Tim: Oh so prices have gone down, that’s good.

Stephanie: …. I really hate you sometimes, Tim. Really hate you.

Tim: Isn’t $30 for all that cheap?

Stephanie, calling Jason: I need an immediate extraction I’m about to kill Tim.

Jason: … And you need the extraction, why?

#steph: *cocks gun* time to eat the fucking rich #tim: thank god if I get killed I can finally rest #steph: *lowers gun* uh…. you good bro? #batfamily #batman #jason todd #red hood #batfam #tim drake #stephanie brown #batgirl #red robin #dc comics #dc comics funny #incorrect batfamily quotes

[hedgehogcryptid]

I’ve realized that the main reason I don’t give a fuck about Red Hood’s actual canon crimes is not that I think they’re justified, or reasonable, or even just funny. He has been shown doing very fucked up shit that at times has very little, if anything, to do with any reasonable moral code. But the reason I don’t care is that I’ve steadily become very critical of villain framing. It’s so very common to have a villain say something very reasonable like “poor people shouldn’t die” and then complement it with “and I will kill babies about it.” If the first statement is reasonable, and the narrative does not provide a reason that justifies the balls-to-the-wall batshit “solution” the character came up with, then I assume the author is either deliberately or subconsciously villainizing a specific group of people for no reason, and I don’t vibe with that. At that time I no longer care about what the author/narrative actually has to say and my reaction becomes “the narrator is actually a biased witness and anything they say about this person’s actions should be taken as exaggeration”. Oh, so Jason is an indiscriminate killer who thinks every petty criminal deserves to die? Wrong. They’re exaggerating and taking the facts out of context. So he killed a hundred people in prison with barely any provocation? It probably wasn’t that many and the ones he did were trying to kill him to begin with, with no intervention from the guards, so it was self defense. He attempted to kill a child? Wrong, that was a two-sided fight between two teenagers, he just won so the other one’s bitter. Like, I don’t care how much made up context I need to stuff in there to make it make sense, I will do it because the narrative decided to frame the homeless kid from a poor neighborhood as the villain against the nice and kindhearted humanitarian billionaire so its logic is fucked from the get-go

#I honestly don't understand how the 'be gay do crime' website #that also advocates for eating the rich #has so much Jason slander #red hood #batman #jason todd #bruce wayne #under the red hood

[diszeased]

You not hood rich if you just holding cash for pictures and only buying clothing

#hood rich

[batarangsoundsdumb]

as a fandom we have spent too much time making fun of bruce and tim for being rich and not enough time making fun of jason for becoming one of the richest people in gotham twice, once through adoption and once because he beheaded people in the criminal underground and then proceeded to take over their territory and become a druglord.

#we love a hard working queen #also the fact that bruce and tim get made fun of for being rich is just letting them off easy #tim invented an UNCLE tim used to skate from roof to roof tim doesnt have a high school degre #bruce canonically went missing for like 5 years and came back extremely jacked #JASON LITERALLY STUFFED DRUG LORDS' HEADS IN A DUFFEL BAG AND THEN BECAME A DRUG LORD #JASON MONOPOLISED THE GOTHAM CRIME CIRCUIT #the only reason jason doesnt make the 'top 10 richest ppl in gotham lists' is bc he's dead and he got his money from drugs #jason todd #red hood #dc #dcu #dc comics #batfam

[yonokomizuka]

How I met your father

They're at Damian's birthday party and Tim left Danny alone with Jason.

Danny is freaking out cuz

1) Jason toll

2) He thought Jason was their uncle until he took off the helmet

I want to thank Dead on main for single-handedly making me draw bigger men

#Danny had no idea how rich Tim actually was till now #Sam almost never flaunted her wealth so he essentially gets culture shock seeing how elaborate everything is #Eventually gets snapped out of it cuz Starfire has appeared and he immediately goes to fanboy #dp x dc #dc x dp #dc x dp crossover #dead on main #danny fenton #danny phantom #jason todd x danny fenton #danny fenton x jason todd #jason todd #red hood

[mikakuna]

dc scoring in the 80s by creating a robin with a poverty-stricken home life, addict stepmom, complicated father, followed up by said mom's death and father's jailing causing the kid to be homeless, and overall making a robin who was very relatable to lower class dc fans, simultaneously upgrading their diverse character rep game.... just to turn around and kill off said robin and make the next two robins back to being rich as fuck and having those robins talk the most shit about a dead child who came from the worst streets in gotham.... is just soooo.....

#dc the shit stains you are #not even mentioning how bruce would constantly say he was saving jason from a life of crime #just bc this kid lived in the poorest neighbourhood in gotham #batman is a great man but you can't take away his true upper class roots #the fact that dc did this is just so weird #fine you wanted to kill jason off whatever #but to replace him with a rich kid and then another rich kid #and have those robins be the best to ever serve bruce while jason was the worst #???? #the undertones are so obvious #jason todd #jason peter todd #red hood #bruce wayne #batman #red robin #robin #dc #damian wayne

[mylifeingotham]

Bruce and Alfred relaxing in the living room

Bruce, reading the newspaper- Shaun Christy killed his wife!

Alfred, knitting- At least he had a wife to kill

Bruce-

#dang alfred leave my man bruce alone #alfred- 7 children but no wife #alfred wants a daughter in law #gotham #robin #arkham riddler #batman #bruce wayne #damian wayne al ghul #dc riddler #gotham riddler #joker #batfam #richard grayson #red hood #rich #eat the rich #dc robin #riddler #batman and robin #red robin #dark knight #tim drake wayne #tim drake #gilmore girls

[xejune]

gerlion 🏹💕

#his little hat reminded me of robin hood so #arrows for him ✨️ #i imagine he goes to play at courts & nobles & stakes out the building #b4 returning in the night to steal their riches to redistribute it among the poor & the scoia'tael #& geralt is just his supportive bf #the witcher #gerlion #geralt of rivia #dandelion #the witcher books #my art #julian alfred pankratz #art #drawing #this was an extremely late night doodle skhfks but im still satisfied with it

[lambsouvlaki]

Mechanic!Jason setting the amount of money and then telling Batman where to donate them is absolutely something he would do. Like they don’t do this song and dance every time <3

Every. single. time.

Jason clocked how expensive the custom tires were day one and decided he was getting as much money out of this guy as he could only to panic the very first time, when Batman just said yes to 30k without even blinking let alone haggling.

Jason lives in terror of this stupid man’s stupid generosity. Look at him with his stupid pointy ears and fucked suspension. He thinks a tire change costs 10k.

(Bruce looks forward to the monthly donation. Last time Jason demanded he buy and forgive 75k worth of medical debt. The time before that it was the local woman’s shelter. He tried to give Jason money exactly once and nearly got his head bitten off for his troubles.)

#mechanic!jason au #jason todd #red hood #dc #bruce wayne #batman #also jason knows who he is #there are only so many people that rich and that philanthropic in gotham

[minnow-doodle-doo]

In my SoA AU, Jason gets a scholarship after he’s adopted to go to Gotham Academy where he meets Tim. They become fast friends.

Jason also works at Bruce's garage after school counting the days till he can get his own cut and bike. Tim also starts to tag along too. 

#dc #SoA AU #jason todd #red hood #tim drake #my art #batfam #Tim and Jason become best friends cuz Tim is in two grades higher and Jason is a poor kid in a rich school #Eventually Tim is slowly absorbed into the family #and subsequently the bisness and the club

[burythecarnival]

#tax day #friar tuck #robin hood #us taxes #tax the rich #tax the billionaires #disney #classic disney #1312 #acab #oo de lally

[betterthanbatman1]

Children: Trick or treat!!

Jason wondering how tf random children found his home: Trick! *shoots a water gun at a child’s face*

Or

Children: Trick or treat!!

Jason: Trick! *Hands them an Uno reverse card* Gimme your candy.

#Rip to the kid who used toilet roll to be a mummy #Jason should get to be a menace to children at some point #At least to rich bratty kids #or his family #What happens if you choose trick? #Why must I give candy if I choose trick? #I deserve sweets and candy for having to be so kind to children #jason todd #red hood #batfamily #batfam #dc #My brain thought of this after Halloween so I’m going to post it as if it’s Halloween anyway #Halloween

[kittykatninja321]

can I say something…

#If it was just reverse age then maybe. But red hood Tim ? I don’t know about that one guys #somebody said ‘what is Tim’s rich kid ass doing in crime alley?’ Anshsjsjs #Is it just the robins reversing or is everyone else they have important relationships with reversing too? #like are the origins titans Damian’s age now or is Damian friends with the original titans the way Dick was? #like what are the larger implications here…

[flyrobinflyy]

and if i say english major jason who writes books about all the adventures he’s gone on as robin/hood (obviously changes names) under some dumb alias then what

#and obviously becomes very famous for it #people are wowed by his creativity and accuracy #yes i know logically he’d want something that would make more money and publishing can be risky #but #you can also become rich as fuck off of it and it’s not like he’d run out of ideas #batman #jason todd #red hood #put that man in front of a google doc