#housepig

[ghostowlattic]

#housepig #pig #roof

[halbertfarm]

Happy Valentine's Day! 💝 Hope everyone gets lots of yummy snacks. . . . . . . #valentines #valentinesday #happyvalentine #valentines2023 #kunekuneaddiction #kunekunes #ripleythespoiledpig #pig #petpig #cutepetclub #bestpet #piglove #pigsofinsta #housepig #pigsofinstagram #kunekunepigs #kunekunesofinstagram #kunekunepigsofinstagram #rarebreeds #raisingpigs #piglife #piggies #mypig #lovemyfarm #lovemypig (at Halbert Farm Kunekune Pigs) https://www.instagram.com/p/CoqT0XSLsVf/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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[coopers-kitchen]

This pig first found out about his dad’s taste when he found out that the reason he was never allowed in the basement as a kid is because it’s where his dad and uncle butchered and portioned up all those fat boys that kept disappearing in “bear attacks”.

Well, ever since his dad came down and found his own son had stripped off and locked himself up in a feeding cage, the family’s gotten closer than ever. This hog helps with the hunts, the care, the prep, and he’s been getting nice and fat on a diet of fresh longpork.

Well, it wasn’t too long before curiosity turned to acceptance. He knew his dad wanted to eat him, and he knew he’d be damn delicious, too. He walked around naked, all those choice cuts on display. Now that cannibalism has been legalised, he doesn’t even need to hide it. He’s even brought some pigs from college home to meet the family.

Well, the sad fact is this pig realised that it wasn’t enough to just be butchered - he wanted a live roast, so he could feel every moment of the prep, and feel himself change from pig to pork.

Well, his dad’s been cooking up longpig for decades, but never a whole one. It’s a whole different skillset and, even though they tried with a few pigs, he never got the knack of a live cook. Sure, he’d dreamed of what his son would taste like ever since he saw him locked up between a Swedish backpacker and a college student he’d hooked up with, but it’s one thing to butcher a random hog, it’s another to do it to your son when he wants nothing more than to be cooked alive.

Well, I’m always interested in helping a hog achieve his dreams, and when they contacted me I was more than happy to help out - after all, not only do I have the skills, I have the sort of kitchen most pigs can only dream of. Dad was even kind enough to throw in a pig he’d butcher for me, lining up all his caged stock for a virtual meat inspection. Soon, they were on their way to LA alongside a few coolers filled with sausages, burgers, chops, steaks, ribs, ground meat, and meat for stuffing, all harvested from a delicious volunteer that had spent six months in a feeding cage ready to butcher.

This pig could barely wait for the oven. He’d spent three days on an all beer diet and shaved himself totally smooth. Some basic prep, one last fuck, and he was ready to stuff (longpork, wild rice, apple, and whisky), glaze (a honey apple reduction), truss up, and slide into the oven with a juicy red apple wedged between his teeth for the live roast he’d been dreaming of.

Well, cooking a pig like this is an all-day project, so me and his dad had a chat, talking shop. We had a light lunch, and he’s definitely an expert butcher based on how delicious and juicy those longpork chops were. Still, we all knew what the main event was: the whole roast currently squirming as he felt his meat cooking, and we only got hungrier as the smell of roasting pork filled the house, my eager housepigs sorting out all the side dishes and serving us however we wanted and, well, longpig is an aphrodisiac.

By the time evening rolled by, we were ready to eat, and it’s rare to see a dad that eager to dig into his son, or for anyone to match my appetite. Between the two of us we made a decent dent in this hog in a few days, and by the time dad was ready to make the trip back east he’d gained a few pounds, a better understanding of the art of cooking, and the contact details of one of my proteges who’s looking for a supplier for his new restaurant.

#submission #longpig #gay longpig #fat longpig #willing longpig #roast longpig #dolcett #male dolcett #gay dlocett #cooking vore #gay cooking vore

[salomasretired]

Big Pig will tell you no it’s not a big deal that we have a widespread pig infestation problem. And then make you buy their pig extermination solutions just to live a “premium lifestyle” where your children and pets are not constantly at risk of being dragged away by housepigs, blood and bones left in their wake. Some freaks out there raise these pests for meat. Some as “pets.” What a joke. I bet you’d love to hear the eerie and ominous snorting under my bed

[musicmakesyousmart]

Bjerga / Iversen - Cosmic Surgery

Housepig

2007

#Bjerga #Iversen #Cosmic Surgery #Housepig #2007 #album art #ambient

[ashishvegan]

Repost @arthursacres . . Not much sleep last night waiting for Cornell to call today. My heart hurts just thinking about Winslow and how scared he must be . He sleeps snuggled into my side with his head resting on my shoulder. I fell asleep waking up thinking about making him breakfast , I was so happy and then realized he is not here . Let’s rally all the healing, positive thoughts, prayers , energy, vibes and anything you got to bring this boy home safe where he belongs . Thank you AAAS Village People for all your continued love and support. I promise I will update everyone as soon as I know . Peace, Love & Pigs. #meishan #meishanpig #meishanpigs #meishans #meishanpiglets #peacelovepigs #arthursacres #arthursacresanimalsanctuary #compassion #housepig #housepigs #housepigsofinstagram #compassionforall #selfcompassion #compassionateliving #compassionovercruelty #compassionoverkilling #compassionforanimals #compassionisnotacrime #bekindtoallkinds #bekindtoeverykind #bekindtoyourself #bekind #bekindtoeveryone #bekindalways #friendnotfood #friendsnotfood #piglet #pleasedonteatmyfriends #lovepigsdonteatthem https://www.instagram.com/p/CP4e1aMDkIC/?utm_medium=tumblr

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[happy-karma-dolls]

Look at this little pig! It will bring luck and happiness into you life 🐽🍀 * if above mentioned conditions won‘t happen to you, I will not take responsibility What do you think of this little fella? Would you like a petpig or not? #happiness #luck #pig #piglet #petstagram #petsofinstagram #petpig #housepig #minischwein #teacuppig #outdoor #autumnvibes #bloggerstyle #instablog #instagood #petlovers #animalphotography #animallovers #tierliebe #instamood #cuteanimals #cute #travelblogger #germany #deutschland #bauernhof #farmlife #travelgram #hessen (hier: Hessen, Germany) https://www.instagram.com/p/CHQSF7pMGV-/?igshid=1qyhf4xc7rlzz

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[behardonyourself]

Jumping rope in the backyard in the sunshine and Izzy just wants his snacks. #workout #crosstraining #ironman #pigs #housepig #petpig #pigsofinstagram #likeadog #butsmarter #happy #fitness #plantpowered https://www.instagram.com/p/CERxlrzny7l/?igshid=1eh6akkzd3bsr

#workout #crosstraining #ironman #pigs #housepig #petpig #pigsofinstagram #likeadog #butsmarter #happy #fitness #plantpowered

[2ufarm]

Snoozing #2UFarm #pigs #housepig #farming (at Clatskanie, Oregon) https://www.instagram.com/p/CDMpTxZANIE/?igshid=176w76folv907

#2ufarm #pigs #housepig #farming

[coopers-kitchen]

Ever since cannibalism became legal, a lot of classic American things have been making big business with special cannibalism-themed events, including rodeo.

This guy was born into a family of cannibals, so he quickly became one of the best longpig wranglers in the business. They’d grab some unwilling pig - either from the street or from the crowd - strip them naked, cover them in butter, then set them loose. They make it to the exit, they’re free, but if someone grabs them, they’re getting a nice, juicy longpig.

Sure, a few guys did make it to the exit, but when there’s a crowd of hungry cannibals you know they didn’t make it very far.

You can tell this guy’s good at what he does, but let’s face it - where’s the thrill? Not many guys got the upbringing he did, so he ended up taking four out of five hogs home, and coming back the next week a little wider. Hell, when you have access to so much free food, it’s natural to pig out.

I met up with the owner of the rodeo at Cannicon and he offered me $100k to put this pig in his place. He gets to make the show more exciting, I get a meal, this pig gets what he deserves - sounds like a good deal to me.

I visited the rodeo and made sure to introduce myself after the show. Even offered him a real gourmet - after all, he’d already caught the centerpiece.

We had a real gourmet meal, then the sleeping pills in his beer started to take effect. By the time he woke up he was caged up in the back of my truck on the way back to California.

Of course he protested - cannibals usually are when they end up a link down on the food chain - but hell, with a hog like this, you can afford to take your time.

I took his balls first, and let him watch while I ate them, commenting on the delicious taste. I swear his mouth was watering - oysters are a delicacy, he should know - then I kept him caged up for a while as I took him, piece by piece. Nothing helps a cannibal realize he deserves to be eaten more than tasting his own meat. By the time he was down his calves he was an eager housepig, pretty much begging me to take more, tempting me with his juicy thighs and big fat belly.

Well, good things can’t last forever. After a few months he was nothing but a torso, and he knew there was nothing more to taste. If I hadn’t already had a nice big cock dog, his dick’d be rock hard in anticipation when I transferred him to a beer only diet.

For this hog I picked an pineapple, longpork, macadamia nut, cherry, and barbeque spice stuffing - half up his ass, half down his throat. I saved some of his meat for the stuffing but there’s no way a pig this good is going to have enough meat left over to fill a gut that big. It’s rare to see a pig that eager to eat his own meat, knowing what comes next. After that it was just making him down a bottle of bourbon, slathering him in a bourbon-BBQ glaze, and impaling him on a spit. He squealed like a pig the whole time, but he still obeyed my instructions. stayed still, helped me guide the spit through his chest and up his throat, and opened up nice and wide as the metal pole emerged from his throat.

The amount of meat on this pig kept him alive and squirming for hours as he cooked, even as the smell of his roasting meat filled the garden. When it was finally time to dig in, the meat was juicy, delicious, and melt in the mouth tender. All those longpigs he’d eaten even before I took control of the diet just made him all the tastier.

Besides, the rodeo owner’s making more money than ever now that there’s more competition at the Longpig wrangling. Still, I made sure he knows who to call if he ever wants to spice things up again.

Want to help fatten this hog up for the lucky chef who gets him in his kitchen? His Pateron is https://www.patreon.com

#fat longpig #male longpig #gay longpig #dolcett #male dolcett #cooking vore #gay cooking vore #longpig spitroast

[lnqdty]

bachir gemayel//walls of war (housepig, 2017)

#housepig #2017 #noise #harsh noise #harsh noise wall #HNW #music #album cover #digital release #bandcamp #new releases #jimmy page #mackenzie chami #lebanon #bachir gemayel

[feedistdani]

🥡 and 🔥

🥡 What's the most you've ever eaten in one sitting?

In one sitting, 7k calories!

🔥 What's your current favorite feedist/weight gain fantasy?

Currently? being a mindless housepig free of responsibility

[scribbledghost]

I'm sorry if it's been asked before, or if you've already explain it, but how did Jack ended up with Miss Daisy? Like how did he ended up adopting her?

I think it’s been asked before, but it’s buried down in my blog somewhere if it has ddnehdhdje

So! How Jack ended up with Miss Daisy. I like to think that once he moved into the area, he went to a local farm animal expo to just take a look around. He happened upon a seller who was advertising teacup pigs. He took one look at one of the little babies and knew right then that he had to have her.

So he took her home. But he didn’t know much about raising pigs, and the next thing he knows, she’s growing. And growing. And growing. One thing leads to another and Jack finds out that Teacup Pigs aren’t really a thing, and almost always grow into full size potbellied pigs.

By this time, though, he’s had Miss Daisy inside his home for so long he can’t bear to send her outside, so he just keeps her as a Very Large Housepig.

#asked and answered #anon

[perfectlybriefllama]

She's allowed one unhealthy treat a week. She chose spray cheese 🧀 #pig #housepig #minipotbelly #farmlife

#pig #housepig #minipotbelly #farmlife

[ourpetiteporkersstuff-blog]

#SNOUTSUNDAY !! Just hanging out With Boo Boo and Jax today. #pig #pigs #piglet #piglets #piggy #piggies #piggylover #piggykisses #pigtures #petiteporkers #minipig #teacuppig #micropig #nanopig #littlepig #petpig #housepig

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